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Curse of the Kennedys Act 666: RFK son on baby snatch charges
New York,NY - (SatireWorld.com) The tenth-born child of Robert F Kennedy and Ethel Skakel Kennedy is on child endangerment charges after a fracas at New York’s Northern Westchester Hospital.
Full StoryMatanuska Thunderf**k mid-air top up for Marine One’s Mile High-As-A-Kite Club passenge
California – (SatireWorld.com) It’s rumored to be inspiration behind his ‘Audacity of Dope – the Sequel’ and was caught by NATO spy-in-the-sky satellites monitoring the refuelling of Barack Obama’s re-election pipedreams.
Full StoryArmed robbery or sadass suicide pact Bogota-style?
Colombia – (SatireWorld.com) It’s a scene straight out of the J Clifford Baxter** school of surreal forensic studies where an inquest upheld a suicide verdict on the Enron executive ‘because of the two bullets found lodged inside his brain’.
Full StoryMassive alien shebeen discovered at Lake Vostok
Antarctica – (SatireWorld.com) A Russian fracking expedition has drilled through 13,000 ft of solid ice to reach a fabled underground lake unsullied by human contact for 20 million years.
Full StoryUp yours, Correa, as Chevron gives two-finger salute to Ecuadorean scammers
San Ramon - (SatireWorld,com) You have to suspend reality to fully grasp the audacious criminality of the Ecuadorean Justice ministry; today Chevron gave a two-fingered response to a deadline demanding an apology for alleged pollution of the country’s rainforest.
Full StoryNew JFK Jr hagiography whitewashes Carolyn Bessette’s heroin addicition
New York, NY – (SatireWorld.com) The coke snorting son of John F Kennedy took a massive gamble marrying the vapid peroxide smack addicted Calvin Klein executive in what some have described as a knee jerk reaction to six years trysting with Daryl Hannah.
Full StoryBBC spied on and harassed Duchess book author who refused Madonna access on copyright grounds
London(UK) – (SatireWorld.com) Mark Thompson - Opus Dei harlot and Tony Blair accomplice/BBC director general - ordered round the clock surveillance of the book’s author by criminal fraternity detectives in the pay of Rupert Murdoch a packed Leveson Inquiry courtroom heard today.
Full StoryKerry Kennedy, deluded human frights lawyer, eyes massive Ecuador paycheck
New York - (SatireWorld.com) An editorial in today’s New York’s Toast says the ex-Mrs Andrew Cuomo has been hired as the acceptable public farce of the Amazonbotch organization’s campaign to embezzle $18 billion from Chevron.
Full StoryCosta Concordia toxicology results pending
Rome - (SatireWorld.com) On the Captain Joe Hazelwood scale of marine catastrophes the bar was set high pretty high in March 1989 when the former Exxon-Valdez skipper was caught on the hop sleeping off a bender just as the 209,836 tonne deadweight tanker ran aground in Prince William Sound.
Full StoryIrish B-movie actress who played Maid Marian was Barack O’Bama’s granny: reports
Ballybollox, Eire – (SatireWorld.com) A third-rate actress who appeared as Maid Marian in the 50s’ children’s TV series The Adventures of Robin Hood was Barack Obama’s paternal grandmother according to declassified UK papers.
Full StoryWho Ya Kidding As Swiss Fascist Party Denies Goat Abduction ‘Inside Job’
Berne – (SatireWorld.com) A pedigree mascot goat belonging to the Swiss People’s Party is at the center of a huge internal conspiracy over who stole the beast before daubing it with black paint in the post-Impressionist style of Nazi official state artist Josef Thorak.
Full StoryObama face on Fat Freddy’s Cat anus print cartoon
Los Angeles – (SatireWorld.com) Psychologists were already concerned at how, under clinical hypnosis, President Obama bears uncannily similar personality traits to Fat Freddy Freekowtski, one of the Freak Brothers trio of 1960s hippy cartoon characters known for their anarchic, antic-prone stoner cat.
Full StorySpooky! Satireworld editor’s Iran pix leads to unmasking of massive plot to top Saudi ambassador to Washington!
London – (SatireWorld.com) A chance posting of a Satireworld picture of President Ahmadinejad of Iran flushing $ bills down the pan at the London residence of Louis Susman, US Ambassador to the Caught (sick) of St James’s in early September this year has yielded yet another spectacular result in international skullduggery debunking.
Full StoryHunt saboteurs protecting UK Defense Secretary Dr Fox’s dodgy flat mate Adam Werritty
London - (SatireWorld.com) It’s a disgusting tale (sic) going back to when Mrs Thatcher shagged former Bishop of Krakow Karoly Wojtyla and conceived his crepuscular spawn Liam Fox, pictured last weekend in a bear hug with his mother at a 50th birthday bash in London.
Full StoryChevron news: harebrained $18bn Ecuador extortion racket is Obama swansong scam
Washington AC/DC - (SatireWorld.com) A mental deficiency plea could be a last resort lawyers advising the President said today as forensic accounting analysis confirmed Big Oil’s gut feeling about the 18 year racket.
Full StoryUS Security Service just loves its positions as nudists revel in Primrose Hill heatwave
London – (SatireWorld.com) Surveillance operations were at their eagle-eyed keenest around the US ambassador’s official residence this weekend as temperatures soared in an Indian Summer scorcher.
Full StoryThousands of nuns dying needlessly in childbirth because of dodgy Papal sperm bank deposits
Rome – (SatireWorld.com) A Vatican breeding program to replenish dwindling inseminary – er…seminary! – numbers is being blamed for for the crisis gripping the Holy C-Section – and it’s seeing soaring fatalities as hapless nuns attempt to give birth to alien-human hybrids destined to become Princes of the Church some day.
Full StoryPerverts want to lash Saudi mom for driving kids to school
Riyadh – (SatireWorld.com) It’s the only entertainment permitted to the nation’s repressed, perverted religious police whose terror of women has been traced to centuries of dysfunctional potty training and abuse by syphilitic camels.
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