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“Ram-a Lamb-a Ding Dong” Is New Iranian National Anthem

Tehran,Iran: Word from the Middle East today reports that the country of Iran has named a variation of the old Edsel’s doo-wop song as their new national anthem.  “Ram-a Lamb-a Ding Dong,” a modified version of “Rama Lama Ding Dong,” will now be the country’s official song and will be played at the Olympics (should […]

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Swedish Olympian Ivana Phuque To Compete in LPGA Tour

Stockholm, Sweden – (satireworld.com) Swedish Olympic Athlete Ivana Phuque, who has won speed skating medals in the Winter Olympics and pole vaulting medals in the Summer Olympics, has decided to expand her activities to include golf.  She will compete in the 2019 LPGA tour.

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Ronco and The Franklin Mint Combine with Democratic Party on Commemorative Plate Set

New York City, NY – (satireworld.com) As a fund raiser for the 2020 Presidential Election, the Democratic Party has contracted with Ronco and The Franklin Mint to release a series of commemorative plates.  They will include such famous party individuals as Bill Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Nancy Pelosi, and others.

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Annual “Throw a Paper Airplane at a Mosque Day” Guidelines Released

Religion-of-Peace Mall Hershey Highway, PA – (satireworld.com) The rules and guidelines for the annual “Throw a Paper Airplane at a Mosque Day” commemoration of 9/11 will take place on 10/11 this year.  The quiet and peaceful demonstration has quickly spread across the United States in memory of the tragedy of September 11th, when Moslem terrorists […]

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Michael Jordan Announces Another Comeback

SPORTS NEWS NETWORK- Michael “Air” Jordan, who is often called the greatest basketball player of all time, has announced that he will make his 3rd comeback attempt at age 55.  Jordan originally played for the Chicago Bulls from 1984 – 1993, retired to try his hand at baseball, came back to the Bulls from 1995 – […]

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2019 Dancing With The Stars To Feature All Plus Size Contestants

Los Angeles, CA – (satireworld.com) Network officials and show producers have announced that the 2019 season of “Dancing With The Stars” will feature nothing but “big” contestants.  The “big,” however, is not what you would normally thing of as “big Hollywood stars.”  All of next year’s contestants will be plus sized.

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Nike’s Next Commercial To Feature Hanoi Jane Beheading Christians

Boston, MA – (satireworld.com) Nike, which is trying to corner and control the market on Un-Americans and Anti-Americans, has announced a follow-up to their Colin Kaepernick commercials.  Famous traitor and subversive “Hanoi” Jane Fonda, who has been found guilty of treason in the court of public opinion but not in the Hollywood and Democratically controlled […]

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Pedophile Jared Fogle Becomes Singer/Songwriter in Prison

Safford, AZ- (satireworld.com) The Federal Bureau of Prisons has released information that Jared Fogle, former Subway spokesman, has written and recorded several songs while serving in prison.  Fogle is currently incarcerated in Safford, Arizona and is serving a sentence for having child pornography and for engaging in illicit sexual contact with underage women.

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Kim Kardashian Selected By Celebrity Panel as Least Talented Person in America

Hollywood,CA – (satireworld.com) Kim Kardiashian (a.k.a. Kim Kartrashian) was recently selected by a Hollywood celebrity panel as being the Least Talented Person in America.  This was the sixth straight win for Kim, breaking the previous record set by Paris Hilton.  The highest placed male in the contest was Ryan Seacrest, who came in second for […]

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Remakes of Once Popular Television Shows To Be Updated Due To Political Correctness

New York City, NY – (satireworld.com) There is talk of making the next James Bond into a black man.  The latest Battlestar Gallactica changed the gender of several characters (including Starbuck and Boomer).  The new Lost In Space remake has changed the race of one of the Robinson children, the gender of the doctor, and […]

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Study Finds Some Girls Are Boy Crazy Even as Toddlers

While several leftists social scientists and thinkers are trying to tell us that we imprint gender identities on children as they grow up, others are finding that the traditional gender roles are already present in toddlers.

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The First Man Controversy Explained; A SatireWorld Editorial

NASA – (satireworld.com) In the summer of 1969, The United States of America launched the Apollo 11 spaceflight.  It landed on the moon on July 20th and Neil Armstrong became the first man to walk on the moon the next day.  He was the followed by Buzz Aldrin.  Training for the mission was done in […]

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Illinois Republican Congressional Candidates Admit to Campaigning in Cemeteries

Chicago, IL – (satireworld.com) All of the Republican candidates in the Chicago area have admitted that they are campaigning in the cities cemeteries for the 2018 midterm elections.  The famous Illinois cemetery vote, which has historically been 100% for the Democrats since the 1960 Presidential election (which gave the election to Kennedy over Nixon). 

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Nancy Pelosi Claims Trump Should Be Impeached Because “He Likes Big Titties”

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) Democratic Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi of  the Fruitcake, California district, who is constantly looking everywhere to attempt to make President Donald Trump look bad, has now decided that he should be impeached because “he likes large breasted women.”

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After Banning Straws, California Democrats Seek To Outlaw Coffee Stirrers

San Francisco, CA – (satireworld.com) After successfully managing to ban straws in California in all restaurants and stores, the state’s Democrats are no seeking to ban coffee stirrers.  Party spokesman Buff Limpnoodle addressed the intended actions in a press conference outside of a San Francisco Starbucks.

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Elton John Upset That He Wan’t Biggest Queen At Royal Wedding

Westminster Kennel Show….opps Royal Wedding! (SatireWorld.com) British singer Elton John was upset at the Royal Wedding to see that he wasn’t “the biggest Queen” in attendance. He felt that his presence was upstaged by that of Queen Elizabeth II at the marriage of her grandson, Prince Harry, to Meagan the American Commoner….AKA The Hollywood Princess.

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Democrats Call For Ban of Assault Lettuce

Emora, NM – (satireworld.com) Key leaders in the Democratic Party are calling for the ban of Romaine Lettuce (now called assault lettuce). According to figures from the CDC (Center for Disease Control), there have now been more than 150 reported cases of food borne illness reported in over 30 states due to Assault Lettuce. There […]

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I just lost another Facebook friend

I just lost another Facebook friend. (satireworld.com) She started a diatribe defending Obama and saying how much he loved this country and how much he was doing for this country. She said that people who opposed him were just selfish and looking out for themselves (which is the definition of selfish, but I didn’t point […]

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Jalapenoman’s Political Thoughts of the Day

My political thought for the day: (satireworld.com) Apparently, four people have announced their candidacy for the office of President in the 2016 elections: Democrat Clinton and Republicans Cruz, Rubio, and Paul. There may be more, but I am aware of those four.

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Hillary Clinton Spills Milkshake on Her Lap in McDonald’s Drive Thru Window, Sues For Burns

New York City, NY – (satireworld.com) Former First Lady, Senator, and Secretary of State verified her frigid condition to the world with her latest lawsuit. The potential Presidential candidate spilled a twenty-two degree McDonald’s milkshake in her lap and sued the fast food chain because of the burns that she suffered.

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Hearing Impaired Group Protest Easter Bunny Consumption Law

Lavonia, MI – (satireworld.com) Laws in some states requiring chocolate Easter bunnies to be eaten ears first are being protested by several deaf and hard of hearing groups. They find these rules to be discriminatory and feel that they demean the very real disabilities of those with hearing loss.

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Actress Jane Fonda Voted Biggest Traitor Since Revolutionary War’s Benedict Arnold

Backstabbing Institute of America – (satireworld.com) Jane Fonda, long called Hanoi Jane by anyone who actually remembers the 60’s in anything other than a drugged out haze, has been voted the Top American Traitor of All Time in an independent news poll. The results of the poll, which will air on a new reality series […]

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Planning Christmas Dinner…..

Las Cruces, NM – (SatireWorld.com) Every year, millions of Americans go “over the river and through the woods to Grandmother’s house” for Thanksgiving or Christmas Dinner. Many, however, must stay home and cook the dinner themselves for the first time. This may be because finances do not permit them to travel, gas prices and airline […]

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The Obama version of “Der Fuehrer’s Face”

The Obama version of “Der Fuehrer’s Face” (A Spike Jones Classic) (satireworld.com) Verse One (sung by Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Barney Frank, and Debbie Wasserman-Schultz)

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The Long and Short of It; A SatireWorld Editorial

The Long and Short of It; A SatireWorld Editorial Las Cruces, NM – (satireworld.com) I’ve never personally had a problem with my height. I’m 5’8″, which is in the normal range, but my mother has never been able to accept that one of her children is “vertically challenged” (she won’t say “short”). I have never […]

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Michelle Obama to Replace High Calorie Milk and Juices on School Lunches With Diet Water

The White House – (satireworld.com) Michelle Obama, the self appointed School Lunch Czarina, has made another change in what the children will be permitted to eat.  The First Lady has decided to replace the highly expensive and high calorie milk and/or fruit juice with diet water.

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After F.C.C. Rules “Truth in Advertising” Laws Apply to Political Ads, Politicians Scramble to Overturn Law

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) The Federal Communications Commission ruled today the “Truth in Advertising” laws must also be applied and enforced on all political advertisements and commercials.  The political scramble in Washington D.C. and other major cities was quick and decisive as:

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Entire Satireworld Staff Hunting for Alleged Sniper

Orlando, FL – (satireworld.com) Recently, a story was posted on Satireworld with instructions to attempt to find a sniper.  This reporter took it upon himself to do just that.  Another staff writer, Philbert of Macademia, volunteered his help and assistance in locating the shooter.

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Man Gored At Annual Running of the Bulls in Pamplona

Nashville, Tenn – (satireworld.com) One man was recently gored by a bull in the annual Running of the Bulls in Pamplona, Spain. The injury was to the buttocks and the man will be okay after minor stitches and recovery.

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Dracula’s Castle For Sale in Transylvania

Transylvania,Romania – (satireworld.com) The famous Dracula’s Castle, the Transylvania landmark once home of Vlad the Impaler and also known as Bran Castle, is up for sale in Romania. The sale price is estimated to be about $150 million in U.S. dollars.

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