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500 lb. Bigfoot Baby Spots Elvis in UFO
Amos,MO – (SatireWorld.com) Reginald Toaster, the famous 500 pound baby (now aged 17) allegedly fathered by Bigfoot, reported to the Ft. Smith, Arkansas Police Department that he had seen the late Elvis Presley. “The King was dressed in his famous white jumpsuit. I done seen him leave the Daylight Donuts and fly away in a [...]
Full StorySingles Websites to Adjust Category Answers Due to Participant Desire to be Average
Truth or Consequences, NM – (SatireWorld.com) Several major matchmaker websites for singles have jointly decided to change criteria for physical looks in their sites. The reasons given included a large number of falsehoods by subscribers in describing their individual characteristics and attributes.
Full StoryC.D.C. Determines The Laboratories Cause Cancer In Rats and Mice
Atlanta GA – (SatireWorld.com) The Centers for Disease Control, in a joint study with the Food and Drug Administration, the Mayo Clinic, and Johns Hopkins University announced today that laboratories cause cancer in expirimenatal test rodent subjects.
Full StoryNew Diet Craze Sweeping Nation: The M & M’s Diet
Mars, New Hampshire – (SatireWorld.com) Nutrition experts at candy company M&M Mars have released the newest weight lost method to hit the market: the M&M’s diet. Selections from an interview with company spokesman, Skip Jackson, are listed below:
Full StoryEditorial: Let’s Keep The Boy Scouts Straight
Satire World Editorial: This month, the Boy Scouts of America are supposed to announce their decision in regards to allowing openly gay members and leaders into their program. This possible change in the 100+ year old organization is due to political and economic pressure from government and the politically correct.
Full StoryBoston Designates Friday “Throw A Paper Airplane At A Mosque” Day
Boston, MA – (SatireWorld.com) In remembrance of the people killed and injured and in memory of all of the pain, anguish, and suffering caused by the recent Boston Marathon bombing incident, city officials have designated this Friday as “Throw a Paper Airplane at a Mosque Day.” The event, which is designed to help the people [...]
Full StoryAmazon.com Reports Kim Jung Un Has Ordered 1000 Pressure Cookers
DMZ-North Korea – (SatireWorld.com) North Korean Leader Kim Jun Un has ordered 1000 pressure cookers to be shipped to Pyongyang, according to a sales report released by Amazon.com. The dimunitive dictator, said a spokesman for the company, is either “wanting a bunch of kim chee really fast or is going to try to copycat the [...]
Full StoryI’m Proud To Be A One Percenter
Satire World Editorial: Last year, we had idiots camping out all over this country to protest the one percenters. They disrupted business on Wall Street and in many other cities just for publicity purposes. This group claimed to represent 99% of the American people, but they didn’t represent me.
Full StoryVanna White Admits She’s Illiterate
Hollywood, CA – (SatireWorld.com) Wheel of Fortune letter turner Vanna White, who has been playing “Hangman” with America for thirty years, admitted that she is functionally illiterate and cannot read any of the puzzles. White claims that “I just touch the squares that they light up, but I wouldn’t know a C from a V [...]
Full StoryObama Calling For Knife Control Laws After Houston College Stabbing Spree
Houston, TX -(SatireWorld.com) President Barack Obama has called for both political parties to “come to their senses and come to a consensus” after a stabbing at a Texas Community College left fourteen people with injuries.
Full StoryDirector Michael Moore Throws Weight Around On Gun Issue; Three Crushed
Flint, MI-(SatireWorld.com,) Hollywood director Michael Moore decided that it was time that he start using his influence and throwing his weight around to support Obama’s anti-gun agenda.
Full StoryKim Jong Un Invites Jane Fonda To Visit North Korea
Pyongyang, North Korea – (SatireWorld.com) Kim Jong Un, current dictator of North Korea, has invited “Hanoi” Jane Fonda to visit his country. The actress, exercise video star, and political activist is most famous for her stance on the Vietnam War and her treasonous acts towards the United States Government and individual American soldiers during that [...]
Full StoryGays Attempting To Keep Funding At Texas A & M With Campaign of Lies and Accusations of Intolerance
College Station, Texas A SatireWorld Editorial The Student Senate at Texas A & M has passed a bill calling for an end to a $2 per semester fee that is automatically given to the GLBT Student Center on campus. The center, which promotes the Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, and Transgender movement, has been receiving free funding [...]
Full StoryA Good Deed Goes Bad
El Paso, Texas – (SatireWorld.com) I thought that I was being a nice guy. I really thought that what I planned to do on Easter Sunday would bring smiles to faces and make people happy. Instead, I ruined some people’s day.
Full StoryPublisher Reveals Autobiography of Debbie Wasserman Shultz’s College Days Will Not Be Titled “Taming of the Shrew”
Palm Beach, FL – (SatireWorld.com) Gaines Publications announced today that, contrary to popular rumor, the autobiography of Congresswoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz will not be titled “Taming of the Shrew.” The book, which covers the years of the current Democratic Party Chairman while she was a student at The University of Florida, is expected to be [...]
Full StoryBy Presidential Order, Nebraska’s Largest City to Change Name to “Obamaha”
Omaha, NE – (SatireWorld.com) Effective April 1st, the city of Omaha, Nebraska will undergo a slight change. Two letters will be added to the name to make it “Obamaha, Nebraska” in honor of the President of the United States.
Full StoryMayor Bloomberg Seeks To Outlaw Q-tips In New York City
New York City – (SatireWorld.com) After his recent setback on his attempt to outlaw soft drinks in New York City, Mayor Bloomberg has set his sights on a new product: Q-tips. The popular cotton swab used to clean out ears, remove make-up, clean car parts, and other intricate work will soon go the way of [...]
Full StoryY.M.C.A. to Change Name to Young Men’s Christian Militia
Beaver Tail, WA – (SatireWorld.com0 The Y.M.C.A., an organization founded in 1844, is going to change it’s name in the United States in order to help members defend their 2nd Amendment rights. The group, which was founded on the principles of developing a healthy mind, body, and spirit, believes that these must also be protected.
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