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Now Brits Afraid To Fly Own Flag!
Radstock (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) A local council in the U.K. just voted down the nation’s flag of St. George allegedly due to the fact that its link to the Crusades might offend the town’s 16 Muslim residents.
Full StoryScrotum surgery leaves Portsmouth man 132 pounds lighter
Portsmouth (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) Ian Young the 54-year-old Portsmouth man whose emotional and physical struggles with a 132-pound scrotum drew international attention, has undergone successful surgery to remove the mass, according to the Nairobi surgeon who led the team that performed the nearly 13-hour procedure. Dr. Imbu Imbutu, who heads the Center for Reconstructive Urology [...]
Full StoryPortsmouth Man Has Live Eel Removed From His Butt After Four Hour Emergency Surgery
Portsmouth (UK)- (SatireWorld.com) Do not try this at home. Do not try this anywhere. Just do not try it! Besides that, it’s disgusting!
Full StoryAs Brits Lecture US on Gun Rights…UK Sees Sharp Rise In Knife Deaths
London (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) An average of five people are knifed to death in England and Wales every week, as latest figures show that fatal stabbings are at a record level.
Full StoryMan U Officially Adopts Jimmy Savile As New Team Mascot. Rooney Hints At Team Name Change Too!
Manchester (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) The Manhester United British football team voted to adopt the late Jimmy Saville as the official team mascot, replacing the often vague and misunderstood Red Devils symbol.
Full StoryParamedics Remove Bicycle Part from Portsmouth Man’s Anus
Portsmouth (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) If you’re sitting down while you read this story, you’ll be standing up by the end. Especially if you’ve ever had a few beers and went riding on your bicycle. A man in Portsmouth is recovering from injuries suffered when his bike seat bent and the rod holding it penetrated his [...]
Full StoryPopular British Spoof Site Holds Their Breath Over Jimmy Savile Document Release
Portsmouth(UK) – (SatireWorld.com) Thousands of pages of information gathered over the BBC’s decision to discontinue its investigation into alleged abuse by Jimmy Savile are set to be made public on Friday, much to the worry of a popular British spoofer’s site called…The Spoof and the son of the accused pedophile.
Full StoryBritain Tops List as Country With Most Sexually Transmitted Diseases In Western Europe
London (UK) According to new UK government reports, there are nearly 20 million new cases of sexually transmitted infections each year in Britain. The number is remarkable simply because there are only 63 million people in Britain.
Full StorySecond Large Gold Deposit Found In Blountstown, Florida
Blountstown, Florida Residents of the normally quiet town of Blountstown were stunned Saturday when geologists from Florida State University confirmed that the newly discovered gold deposit on Miller’s farm might exceed that found on another parcel of land last September.
Full StoryFat Girl Mortified As Obama Serves Stale Pretzels and Cheez-its At Volunteer Inauguration Party Ball!
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Whoever coined the term ‘to the victor goes the spoils’ did not have President Barack Obama’s official inauguration party in mind.
Full StoryPortsmouth Man Attacked By ‘Oompa Loompas’ According To Eyewitness’
Portsmouth(UK) – (SatireWorld.com) A man in Portsmouth, England, was reportedly attacked last week by a pair of Oompa Loompas after a night of pub crawling with friends.
Full StoryCNN’s Piers Morgan Deported To The Phillipines After Petition Goes Viral
New York City, NY – (SatireWorld.com) Blow hard CNN host Piers Morgan is finding living and working in American a tad on the tough side after angry Second Amendment supporters petitioned the White House to have ‘Musket’ Morgan deported for slanderous statements concerning gun control.
Full StoryIn Letter From The Grave, Jimmy Savile Boasts….”I’m Martin Shuttlecock’s Real Father”
London (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) In a posthumorus letter addressed to a British tabloid, children’s presenter Jimmy Savile admitted he is Dorking Review writer Martin Shuttlecock’s real father.
Full StoryACORN Re-born! Republican Voter Registrations Found Shredded In Philadelphia Trashcan
Philadelphia, PA – (SatireWorld.com) The Community Voters Project is a “non-partisan” lefty organization whose mission is to register people to vote, with a particular emphasis on minorities. In the 2008 election, they had offices in 10 states and registered around 300,000 minority voters. So far, so good.
Full StorySatire Writer Martin Schuttlecock Rushed to Hospital….Stomach Removed After Bout of Binge Drinking
Portsmouth (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) British surgeons removed a elderly man’s stomach to save his life after he drank a trendy cocktail made with liquid nitrogen during a night out with friends, police said.
Full StoryMartin Shuttlecock Kicked Off Another Writer’s Site For Troll-like Behavior
Begger’s Loop(UK) – (SatireWorld.com) Jobless, homeless, and without supporting friends, Ian Younge (aka Martin Shuttlecock plus other names) has hit rock bottom after yet another writer’s online site (newsbiscuit) caught on that he is hopelessly addicted to troll-like behavior toward other people, other readers, and honest contributors.
Full StoryLiberal Exodus Increases As Election Day Approaches
Ottawa, Canada – (SatireWorld.com) The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased patrols to stop the illegal immigration. The recent actions of the Tea Party are prompting an exodus among left-leaning citizens who fear they’ll soon be required to hunt, pray, and [...]
Full StoryUnemployed Harold Worth-Less Finds Jobs A Scarce Commodity
Burlington(UK) – (SatireWorld.com) Harold Worth-Less is a familiar figure at the job search center in downtown Burlington where for the past 17 years he’s been diligently looking for steady employment. Plagued with personal troubles holding a steady job, the errant factory worker averages 4 months of employment before management realizes he’s a poor performing liability [...]
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