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Slave Great-Grandson Talks About Being ‘Owned’ By Hillary’s Family in 1859

Cairo, IL – (satireworld.com) Meet Chasworth A. Rodham. Mr Rodham has an interesting lineage. For the better part of the 20th century 89 year Mr. Rodham has lived with a story that only now has come to light in a book authored by him with the help of his grandson Elmer Longtree. ‘Being Owned By […]

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Speedo Drops Hillary Clinton As First Sponsors Sense Looming November Defeat

Beeville, PA – (satireworld.com) Hillary Clinton has lost her first major sponsor when Speedo USA announced it is dropping the career politician over speculation that an October Surprise email leak will surely wreck any chances of a Clinton Presidential victory in November.

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Hillary Scares Campaign Crowd In Scranton After 12 Minute Trance-like Stare Into Nothingness

Scranton, PA – (satireworld.com) TV cameras turned away as Hillary had ‘another Hillary moment’ in front of almost 350 supporters in Scranton’s Municipal Arena. What was described by several stunned supporters as ‘a stare into nothingness,’ the Democratic candidate stood frozen on the podium with her face locked in a far away stare toward the […]

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The Democratic Mind – Hillary Treasonous Email Lying=GOOD….Melania Speechwriter’s Mistake = BAD!

Cleveland, OH – (satireworld.com) Well, when the Republican National Convention started with a revved up crowd and speakers laying out the truth about Hillary Clinton’s dismal record of telling falsehoods, and manipulating her treasonous email record, you could tell it was only a few short hours away until the loopy-left would find something…Anything, to switch […]

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FBI Recommends Electric Chair Over Hillary Clinton’s Email Debacle

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) Washingtonian’s eyes have gotten bigger after federal agents grilled Hillary Clinton Saturday morning over her use of a private server for her email while she served as Secretary of State.

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Where’s Richard Simmons? Well, He’s ‘Transitioning’ During His Pupa Stage

Hollyweird, CA – (satireworld.com) Fitness guru and Rocking to the Oldies dance master, Richard Simmons, has been out of the public eye for over 900 days, (actually Gay Dave in accounting has been counting), and a recent emergency room visit added to the mysterious absence of a once bright-light media manipulator. So, what’s up with […]

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Satire Writer Becomes Famous and Wealthy After Shark Tank Episode

Baltimore, MD – (satireworld.com) Writing satire can be fulfilling but isn’t a way to achieve full financial independence in the long run….Just ask Philbert Macadamia. In fact, his wife did just that and that’s when he started on the road to financial freedom!

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Welcome to SatireWorld’s 2016 Swimsuit Edition!

Orlando, Florida – (satireworld.com) Welcome to SatireWorld’s premier edition of it’s annual swim suit cover. This year’s cover was shot at great expense at fabulous and trendy Miami Beach Florida. The winning model for 2016 is 34 year old Cate Upton from Chicago, Illinois who models the latest in fat girl beach wear. Upton beat […]

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Do Charcoal Lives Matter Too?

Fresno County, CA – (satireworld.com) A suspected burglar who became stuck in the chimney of a Central California home died of burns and smoke inhalation after the home’s elderly owner lit a fire in the fireplace, fire officials said Sunday.

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‘No North Korean Nukes Without Background Check’ Claims Joe Biden

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) The powers at the White House are downplaying the recent war drum rhetoric from militant generals in North Korea concerning a possible pre-emptive nuclear weapon strike against the US or its Pacific military bases.

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Select Democrats Banned From The Hill During Halloween Says Speaker

US House of Representatives – (satireworld.com) According to the Speaker of the House, it’s not about any ‘war on women,’ but merely a ‘common sense’ issue when he requested that Rep. Rosa DeLauro stay away from the House Chambers during Halloween. “We just don’t need any further scares after this Ebola stuff from last year,” […]

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Man Taking ‘Selfies with Gun’ Shoots Self

Baltimore, MD – (satireworld.com) A 19-year-old Baltimore man is dead after police say he accidentally shot himself while taking ‘selfies’ while holding a loaded magnum revolver.

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Meat Found In McDonald’s Hamburger!

Peoria, IL -0 (satireworld.com) An Illinois couple says they got a huge surprise after a burger run to their local McDonald’s. Debbie and Hans Mirth ordered a double cheeseburger at the Golden Arches drive-thru. After returning home and unwrapping the meal, they discovered it contained real meat, Mirth told a reporter from local NBC affiliate […]

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Kerry: ‘Iran Limited To 30,000 Pound Nuke Warheads’

Geneva, Switzerland – (satireworld.com) In a sweeping announcement at the end of months of negotiation, Secretary of State John Kerry outlined the signed weapons treaty that limits Iran’s future nuclear capability.

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MSNBC’s Chris Matthews Blames ‘Lack of Straight Lines’ For Amtrak Crash

New York City, NY – (satireworld.com) In two separate segments on his May 13 Softballs With Chris Matthews program, MSNBC anchor Chris Matthews blamed “curves” on the Amtrak passenger rail route for Tuesday night’s train crash.

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Police Crack Easter Bunny Murder

Spokane, WA – (satireworld.com) Sarah Eostre was a normal teenage girl of 17 from outward appearances. Her room at home had scores of frilly dolls, the usual posters on the wall, piles of school books, and an open and marked copy of ‘Hollow Chocolate Bunnies of the Apocalypse’ a novel by Robert Rankin. Also in […]

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NBC News Sources: ‘Odd Items Found While Cleaning Out Brian William’s Locker’

New York City, NY (satireworld.com) The latest installment of the odd ‘Lyin’Brian’ Williams story is unfolding as news department employees get to vent their anger over ‘one of their own’ who went a little too far with his self-enhancing lies. According to a senior staffer, employees cleaning out the veteran anchor’s dressing room locker found […]

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Super Bowl Drug Test Controversy Over Viagra Use On Deflated Footballs

Phoenix, AZ – (satireworld.com) Moments after the New England Patriots clinched the Super Bowl with a stunning end-zone interception, Super Bowl officials re-heated the controversy over under-inflated footballs by announcing an NFL football drug testing results on the game ending football conducted by game referees.

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After Profits Drop 10% – McDonalds Dumps Ronald McDonald Image

Chicago, IL – (SatireWorld.com) Ronald McDonald is falling on hard times after a 47 year run as the official spokesman and mascot for the fast food hamburger giant McDonalds. Citing unresponsive interest in youngsters now preoccupied with apps, gaming, and computers, todays children find the yellow-jumpered mascot, well, just plain boring.

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Russia Enraged Over Soviet-era Monument Decorations

Moscow, Russia – (satireworld.com) Russian officials and Vladimir Putin are enraged over Bulgarians ‘vandalizing’ Soviet-era monuments to look like superheroes and other Western characters.

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It’s ‘Madder Than Hell Week’ in Washington, DC

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) The fallout from the recent and ongoing Veterans Admimistration scandal has surfaced at the White House, after White House chief of staff says President Barack Obama is “madder than hell” about reports of treatment delays at veterans’ hospitals across the country.

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World’s Filthiest Restaurant Finally Closes

El Paso, TX – (satireworld.com) Planning on dining out tonight? You might want to pass on Chinese food at a popular El Paso eatery.

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How To Speak Mexican…Today’s Word is ‘Mushroom’

How To Speak Mexican…..Mexican speak 101!

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Democratic Women Turn To Having Dogs Rather Than Children

New York City – (satireworld.com) America’s next generation of youngsters could be four-legged and might howl at the moon if millions of Gen-X female democrats have their way and avoid childbirth.

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Progressive Insurance….’Well, Actually Flo Spins A Pretty Good B-S Story’

Somewhere Out In TV Land – (satireworld.com) Progressive Insurance….Who are they? You’ve seen and probably smiled at the clever Progressive Insurance TV commercials with bubble-headed Flo smiling away at the camera. Well, as Paul Harvey would say, “You’re about to learn the rest of the story”.

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Union Bosses Pay MSNBCs Ed Schultz Mega-Bucks To Say Nice Things About Unions!

. New York City, NY – (SatireWorld.com) Liberal MSNBC, radio host, and part-time caveman, Ed Schultz was paid approximately $177,000 by labor unions in 2012, Truth Revolt reported, citing data available on the Department of Labor’s website.

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Obama Finally ‘Messes with the Marines’ Forcing Them To Wear Unisex Hats

Paris Island, SC – (SatireWorld.com) Straight from the ‘this isn’t going to go over well section of the Poor Planning Manual’, the White House announced a change to the Marine Corps’ uniform hats could take the hard-nosed Leathernecks from the Halls of Montezuma to the shops of Fith Avenue.

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MSNBC’s ‘Up Late With Alec Baldwin Show’ Fails Miserably

New York City, NY – (SatireWorld.com) Alec Baldwin’s premiere of his new MSNBC interview show, ‘Up Late With Alec Baldwin’ logged an average of 654,000 viewers on Friday–up 53% compared to the timeslot’s take one week earlier.

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Penn State’s Jerry Sandusky’s Sentencing Appeal Denied

Harrisburg, PA – (SatireWorld.Com) Former Penn State assistant football coach Jerry Sandusky should not get a new trial after being convicted of sexually abusing 10 boys, a Pennsylvania appeals court ruled Wednesday. The unanimous decision by a three-judge Superior Court panel came barely two weeks after they heard oral arguments by Sandusky’s lawyer and a […]

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Russian Official Says-“Obama’s Syrian Policy Is Like A Monkey Holding A Hand Grenade!”

Moscow, Russia – (SatireWorld.com) A firebrand Russian nationalist-turned-senior official said Tuesday that the West, and Obama in particular, was acting in the Islamic world like a “monkey with a hand grenade.” Deputy Prime Minister Dmitry Rogozin, Russia’s former envoy to NATO, did not elaborate on his comparison, made on his Russian-language Twitter page. But Rogozin, […]

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