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When Asked About a 12 Year Old and An Adult Relationship, An Algerian TV Iman Justifies Pedophilia
Camel Dung, Algeria – (SatireWorld.com) Chems Eddine, a popular television imam in Algeria, had this to say when presented with the case of a 37-year-old man “in love” with a 12-year-old girl:
Full StoryNASA to Lasso Asteroid
WASHINGTON — (SatireWorld.com) NASA is planning for a $100 million dollar US manned space venture in order to lasso a small asteroid and park it near the moon for astronauts to ride on, a top senator revealed Friday.
Full Story‘Jumping Joe’ Biden to meet Pope Francis in Rome As Official US Emissary
The Vatican, Rome – (SatireWorld.com) Vice President Biden will lead the U.S. delegation to the installation of Pope Francis, an administration official confirmed today. The ceremony is expected to take place in Rome on Tuesday. Biden is both the highest-ranking Catholic official in the United States and the first-ever Catholic vice president.
Full StoryBrit Report Reveals..Pedophile Jimmy Savile Once Worked at a Famous Brewery!
London(UK) – (SatireWorld.com) The latest disclosures from the London Stock Exchange shocked stockholders of a world-famous brewery who thought their holdings were squeaky clean, but revealtions have sent stock prices tumbling when it was learned infamous pedophile and pervert Jimmy Savile not only worked there part-time as a beer keg bung-hole sealer.
Full StorySecond Annual Eat-A-Turd-For Mohammed Day Draws Big Crowds In Afghan’s Helmand Province
Afghanistan Tribal Areas-(SatireWorld.com) In the remote tribal areas of eatern Afghanistan the Taliban declared today as the second annual "Eat A Turd For Mohammed Day" hoping to capitalize on recent events that show American forces leaving soon and the threat of reprisals against one-time Afghan/American allies proving more to be a legitimate concern.
Full StoryPresident To Put On Skeet Shooting Exhibition By Attempting To Shoot Apple Off Debbie Wasserman-Schultz’s Head!
Camp David, MD – (SatireWorld.com) Feeling the heat from pro-hunting and gun ownership groups the President has arranged for a publicized skeet shoot where he will attempt to shoot an apple off the head of Debbie Wasserman-Schultz using his own personal Benelli 12 gauge shotgun using number 6 shot. According to press secretary Jay Carney, [...]
Full StoryUS Gold Depository at Fort Knox Plans Expansion Due To Blountstown Gold Strike
Fort Knox, Kentucky Officials at the US Depository, better known as Fort Knox, have found the need for more storage room at the 80 year old facility, ever since the reports of vast amounts of gold being discovered in Blountstown, Florida. Located in rural Kentucky the official US Gold Depository is home to the United [...]
Full Story10 Year Old Boy Discovers Huge Gold Nugget In North Florida Stream
Blountstown, FL – (SatireWorld.com) Ten year old Billy McIntyre has something to show off at his school’s Friday Show ‘n Tell after discovering a 5lb gold nugget lodged in a sunked tree stump in rural Blountstown, Florida.
Full StoryLow Paid Obama Re-election Staffers Left Unemployed and Without Health Insurance
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) In a sour footnote to President Barack Obama’s sweeping electoral victory last November, many of his campaign staffers have been shut out of the inaugural festivities, more than a dozen of them recently complained to a SatireWorld reporter who basically laughed and told them to suck on it.
Full StoryBrit Muslim Mom Beats Son To Death Over Quran Lessons
London(UK)- (SatireWorld.com) On Monday, an English judge sentenced a woman he called a “devoted and loving muslim mother” to at least 17 years in prison for beating her son Yaseen to death after he failed to memorize passages from the Quran.
Full StoryBritish National Secret Revealed…’We Actually Love To Kiss Muslim’s Behinds!’
London, (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) At giant British automaker Bentley, a company chaplain was let go mere days before Christmas so he wouldn’t offend a minority of muslims who worked on the production line. Rev. Stanley Moore served the staid automaker for 25 years counseling workers for marriage problems, health, and deaths within their family. Today, [...]
Full StoryPhiladelphia Update: Special Forces and Navy SEALS Head to Polls, Counter Black Panther Presence
Philadelphia, PA – (SatireWorld.com) In 2008, union thugs and members of the New Black Panthers showed up at certain polling places in Ohio and Philadelphia to intimidate Republican voters. To be clear, they didn’t say they were there for that reason. Rather, they said they were there to be sure everyone got to vote.
Full StoryBig Labor Unions Visits Obama White House Over 500 Times in 3 Years
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Lobbyists for the nation’s largest labor unions have had the run of the White House during its occupancy by President Obama who pledged from his first day in office to curb political influence.
Full StoryHandlers Say Biden Will Be On a ‘Soothing Lithium Drip’ For The VP Debate
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) After publically claiming ‘it’s only 30 more days to the erection,’ Joe Biden handlers have taken matters into their own hands and have placed the Vice President into the care of the White House Physician for immediate treatment in order to have the VP compete in Wednesday’s Vice Presidential debate.
Full StoryNow We Have ‘Sharia Medicine’: Egyptian Clinic Treats People with Camel Urine
Cairo, Egypt – (SatireWorld.com) A recent Egyptian TV program showed how Islamic Sharia law’s many prescriptions do not merely clash with modern-day concepts like free speech and religious freedom, but even with medicine and science.
Full Story1960′s Hippie Charles Manson Paroled After ACLU Appeal
Folsom Prison, CA -(SatireWorld.com) 1960s hippie and cult leader Charles Manson was placed on half-way house release after a civil liberties appeal brought his case before the California Supreme Court. Manson was released and hastily driven away by friends in a 1969 Volkswagen mini bus.
Full StoryDNC Shows Veterans Russian Ships and Calls Them American Warships
Charlotte, NC – (SatireWorld.com) The Democratic National Convention’s final night included a stirring tribute to America’s veterans from a retired naval four-star admiral, complete with a backdrop of jets flying over a row of proud warships. But convention organizers may soon regret it.
Full StoryElizabeth ‘Fauxcohantos’ Warren To Open DNC Convention
Boston, MA – (SatireWorld.com) Massachusetts Senate candidate Elizabeth Warren announced late Monday that she is slated to open for former President Bill Clinton at this summer’s Democratic National Convention.
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