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Russia Enraged Over Soviet-era Monument Decorations

Moscow, Russia – (satireworld.com) Russian officials and Vladimir Putin are enraged over Bulgarians ‘vandalizing’ Soviet-era monuments to look like superheroes and other Western characters.

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It’s ‘Madder Than Hell Week’ in Washington, DC

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) The fallout from the recent and ongoing Veterans Admimistration scandal has surfaced at the White House, after White House chief of staff says President Barack Obama is “madder than hell” about reports of treatment delays at veterans’ hospitals across the country.

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World’s Filthiest Restaurant Finally Closes

El Paso, TX – (satireworld.com) Planning on dining out tonight? You might want to pass on Chinese food at a popular El Paso eatery.

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How To Speak Mexican…Today’s Word is ‘Mushroom’

How To Speak Mexican…..Mexican speak 101!

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Democratic Women Turn To Having Dogs Rather Than Children

New York City – (satireworld.com) America’s next generation of youngsters could be four-legged and might howl at the moon if millions of Gen-X female democrats have their way and avoid childbirth.

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Progressive Insurance….’Well, Actually Flo Spins A Pretty Good B-S Story’

Somewhere Out In TV Land – (satireworld.com) Progressive Insurance….Who are they? You’ve seen and probably smiled at the clever Progressive Insurance TV commercials with bubble-headed Flo smiling away at the camera. Well, as Paul Harvey would say, “You’re about to learn the rest of the story”.

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Union Bosses Pay MSNBCs Ed Schultz Mega-Bucks To Say Nice Things About Unions!

. New York City, NY – (SatireWorld.com) Liberal MSNBC, radio host, and part-time caveman, Ed Schultz was paid approximately $177,000 by labor unions in 2012, Truth Revolt reported, citing data available on the Department of Labor’s website.

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Obama Finally ‘Messes with the Marines’ Forcing Them To Wear Unisex Hats

Paris Island, SC – (SatireWorld.com) Straight from the ‘this isn’t going to go over well section of the Poor Planning Manual’, the White House announced a change to the Marine Corps’ uniform hats could take the hard-nosed Leathernecks from the Halls of Montezuma to the shops of Fith Avenue.

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MSNBC’s ‘Up Late With Alec Baldwin Show’ Fails Miserably

New York City, NY – (SatireWorld.com) Alec Baldwin’s premiere of his new MSNBC interview show, ‘Up Late With Alec Baldwin’ logged an average of 654,000 viewers on Friday–up 53% compared to the timeslot’s take one week earlier.

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Penn State’s Jerry Sandusky’s Sentencing Appeal Denied

Harrisburg, PA – (SatireWorld.Com) Former Penn State assistant football coach Jerry Sandusky should not get a new trial after being convicted of sexually abusing 10 boys, a Pennsylvania appeals court ruled Wednesday. The unanimous decision by a three-judge Superior Court panel came barely two weeks after they heard oral arguments by Sandusky’s lawyer and a […]

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Russian Official Says-“Obama’s Syrian Policy Is Like A Monkey Holding A Hand Grenade!”

Moscow, Russia – (SatireWorld.com) A firebrand Russian nationalist-turned-senior official said Tuesday that the West, and Obama in particular, was acting in the Islamic world like a “monkey with a hand grenade.” Deputy Prime Minister Dmitry Rogozin, Russia’s former envoy to NATO, did not elaborate on his comparison, made on his Russian-language Twitter page. But Rogozin, […]

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George Mason University Students Demand Abortion Option Even After Full Term Birth

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Several students at George Mason University (GMU) signed a petition on Wednesday demanding lawmakers legalize “fourth trimester” abortions.

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Profits Soar after Nabisco’s ‘Creepy-Ass Cracker’ Market Intro

Tremont, South Dakota – (SatireWorld.com) At their recent shareholders meeting, Nabisco brand stockholders had reason to celebrate after first quarter earnings were surpassed by industry earnings estimates by nearly 200%!

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Valarie Jarrett: ‘America Safer Because of Gays’

The Pentagon – (SatireWorld.com) The Pentagon on Tuesday toasted gays in the military, with a top adviser to President Obama declaring the country is “safer” now that homosexuals may serve openly.

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HHS Sebelius: ‘Obamacare Will Favor Gays Over Straight People

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius on Monday said that members of the lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgendered community will be a special focus of Obamacare because “for too long they were pushed to the side.”

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Boy Scouts Allow Gay Scouts!

Grapevine, Texas – (SatireWorld.com) After lengthy and wrenching debate, local leaders of the Boy Scouts of America have voted to open their ranks to openly gay boys for the first time, but heated reactions from the left and right made clear that the BSA’s controversies are far from over.

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When Asked About a 12 Year Old and An Adult Relationship, An Algerian TV Iman Justifies Pedophilia

Camel Dung, Algeria – (SatireWorld.com) Chems Eddine, a popular television imam in Algeria, had this to say when presented with the case of a 37-year-old man “in love” with a 12-year-old girl:

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NASA to Lasso Asteroid

WASHINGTON — (SatireWorld.com) NASA is planning for a $100 million dollar US manned space venture in order to lasso a small asteroid and park it near the moon for astronauts to ride on, a top senator revealed Friday.

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‘Jumping Joe’ Biden to meet Pope Francis in Rome As Official US Emissary

The Vatican, Rome – (SatireWorld.com) Vice President Biden will lead the U.S. delegation to the installation of Pope Francis, an administration official confirmed today. The ceremony is expected to take place in Rome on Tuesday. Biden is both the highest-ranking Catholic official in the United States and the first-ever Catholic vice president.

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Brit Report Reveals..Pedophile Jimmy Savile Once Worked at a Famous Brewery!

London(UK) – (SatireWorld.com) The latest disclosures from the London Stock Exchange shocked stockholders of a world-famous brewery who thought their holdings were squeaky clean, but revealtions have sent stock prices tumbling when it was learned infamous pedophile and pervert Jimmy Savile not only worked there part-time as a beer keg bung-hole sealer.

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Second Annual Eat-A-Turd-For Mohammed Day Draws Big Crowds In Afghan’s Helmand Province

Afghanistan Tribal Areas-(SatireWorld.com) In the remote tribal areas of eatern Afghanistan the Taliban declared today as the second annual "Eat A Turd For Mohammed Day" hoping to capitalize on recent events that show American forces leaving soon and the threat of reprisals against one-time Afghan/American allies proving more to be a legitimate concern.

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President To Put On Skeet Shooting Exhibition By Attempting To Shoot Apple Off Debbie Wasserman-Schultz’s Head!

Camp David, MD – (SatireWorld.com) Feeling the heat from pro-hunting and gun ownership groups the President has arranged for a publicized skeet shoot where he will attempt to shoot an apple off the head of Debbie Wasserman-Schultz using his own personal Benelli 12 gauge shotgun using number 6 shot. According to press secretary Jay Carney, […]

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US Gold Depository at Fort Knox Plans Expansion Due To Blountstown Gold Strike

Fort Knox, Kentucky Officials at the US Depository, better known as Fort Knox, have found the need for more storage room at the 80 year old facility, ever since the reports of vast amounts of gold being discovered in Blountstown, Florida. Located in rural Kentucky the official US Gold Depository is home to the United […]

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10 Year Old Boy Discovers Huge Gold Nugget In North Florida Stream

Blountstown, FL – (SatireWorld.com) Ten year old Billy McIntyre has something to show off at his school’s Friday Show ‘n Tell after discovering a 5lb gold nugget lodged in a sunked tree stump in rural Blountstown, Florida.

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Low Paid Obama Re-election Staffers Left Unemployed and Without Health Insurance

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) In a sour footnote to President Barack Obama’s sweeping electoral victory last November, many of his campaign staffers have been shut out of the inaugural festivities, more than a dozen of them recently complained to a SatireWorld reporter who basically laughed and told them to suck on it.

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Brit Muslim Mom Beats Son To Death Over Quran Lessons

London(UK)- (SatireWorld.com) On Monday, an English judge sentenced a woman he called a “devoted and loving muslim mother” to at least 17 years in prison for beating her son Yaseen to death after he failed to memorize passages from the Quran.

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British National Secret Revealed…’We Actually Love To Kiss Muslim’s Behinds!’

London, (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) At giant British automaker Bentley, a company chaplain was let go mere days before Christmas so he wouldn’t offend a minority of muslims who worked on the production line. Rev. Stanley Moore served the staid automaker for 25 years counseling workers for marriage problems, health, and deaths within their family. Today, […]

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Philadelphia Update: Special Forces and Navy SEALS Head to Polls, Counter Black Panther Presence

Philadelphia, PA – (SatireWorld.com) In 2008, union thugs and members of the New Black Panthers showed up at certain polling places in Ohio and Philadelphia to intimidate Republican voters. To be clear, they didn’t say they were there for that reason. Rather, they said they were there to be sure everyone got to vote.

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Big Labor Unions Visits Obama White House Over 500 Times in 3 Years

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Lobbyists for the nation’s largest labor unions have had the run of the White House during its occupancy by President Obama who pledged from his first day in office to curb political influence.

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Handlers Say Biden Will Be On a ‘Soothing Lithium Drip’ For The VP Debate

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) After publically claiming ‘it’s only 30 more days to the erection,’ Joe Biden handlers have taken matters into their own hands and have placed the Vice President into the care of the White House Physician for immediate treatment in order to have the VP compete in Wednesday’s Vice Presidential debate.

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