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“I Got Mad Cow Disease From Eating Gummi Worms”
The following Editorial is an apology from the editor and owner of England’s on line humour magazine: The Spoof.
Full StoryPortsmouth UK Man’s Skull Repaired Using 3-D Printer
Portsmouth (UK)-(SatireWorld.com) Doctors at Queen Alexandra Hospital have used 3D printing technology to replace most of a man’s missing skull in an innovative procedure that is sure to revolutionize orthopedic surgery.
Full StoryIs It Really Better To Give Than To Receive? A Fudge Packer’s Perspective
Lancaster (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) We recently experienced the Christmas Holiday (I apologize to all of my Muslim neighbors here in England for saying Christmas, for celebrating Christmas, and for being a Christian, so please don’t declare Jihad on me as I know that I am an infidel and that your religion is much more important [...]
Full StoryCommunist Chinese Media Conglomerate Buys TheSpoof.com
Beijing, China – (SatireWorld.com) The Peoples Republic of China recently announced its purchase of an online media outlet located in England through the state-owned media giant officially called the Peoples Rights Influened Communist Klovatron(or PRICK). Reportedly, investors were duped into believing that the past-it’s-prime-site promoted ‘real’ news.
Full StoryBritish Man Invents ‘Self-Banning’ Software….Subscribers Simply Disappear!
Lancaster(UK) – (SatireWorld.com) In the ever changing world of science and technology amazing marvels find their way into the desktop computers of millions of consumers. Often before much of the technology is proven or actually fully developed to its greatest potential. A Lancaster man possible upped the ante by developing a software system that actually [...]
Full StoryRare 1923 Photo Reveals the Origin of the Easter Egg
Smithsonian Institute-(SatireWorld.com) A previously unpublished photo from the Smithsonian’s archives sheds light on a subject once thought of as purely myth. The photo explains the origin of the Easter Egg, and the annual rite of springtime’s re-birth that Americans celebrate today.
Full StoryChicago….America’s Own Baghdad and Kabul Rolled Into One
Chicago, IL – (SatireWorld.com) Forty Six. That was the score this weekend in Chicago. 46 shot (actual puncture wounds) nine dead, Chicago stopped counting graze wounds and only counts actual bullet holes now, you don’t count if you get your nose or ear shot off. Chicago is also a city three quarters of which is [...]
Full StoryTaliban Decapitate Pakistan Baker After After Mohammed’s Image Found On Cupcake
Kabul, Afghanistan – (SatireWorld.Com) The February 12 decapitation of a 70-year-old baker in Landi Kotal, near the Khyber region, by the Taliban, has terrorised the local population and aroused universal condemnation from tribal societies and human rights activists. Except in Washington where President Obama called for an end to making phony images of Mohammed and [...]
Full StoryPort Dover City Council Votes ‘Dorking, England’ as ‘Sister City’
Port Dover, Ontario – (SatireWorld.com) Port Dover Gazette Supplement (12-2011) The Port Dover City Council has officially named Dorking, England as their ‘Sister City’ and will be sending a delegation to meet with Dorking leaders on March 11th.
Full StoryForget Football New team oriented sport is sweeping Europe
Bristol(UK) - (SatireWorld.com) No one knows exactly how 'Dung Rolling' started in Africa, but it is thought that early settlers became fascinated with a species of scarab that rolls a large ball of animal dung around from place to place. It is commonly known as a Dung Beetle.
Full StoryGirl Jumping Out Of Birthday Cake Not Fun Says Captain America After His Release On Bond
South Carolina, USA – (SatireWorld.com) The boys down a Coon Bottom Golf Club have a bit of egg on their faces after an afternoon surprise birthday party they held for a golfing friend fizzled in a big way.
Full StorySpoof’s Ellie Jame’s Buttocks Liposuction Fat To Be Made Into Bio-Diesel Fuel
Fort Worth, TX – (SatireWorld.com) Accordingly to Dr. Ismiel Gorn, doctors at a Dallas area hospital have set up a special olympic-sized tent in order to have an operating theater large enough to accommodate writer Ellie James secretly scheduled liposuction surgery on Monday.
Full StoryThis Is Not Me!
Lancaster (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) A rather two faced (and spotty faced) poorly paid council house dweller masquerading as the editor of a very derogatory, malicious and rather tedious little website, know as the spoof.com has finally admitted he likes nothing more than stirring up trouble among writers and contributors to his site.
Full StoryEditor Makes First Solo Human-Powered Rocket Flight
Lancaster (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) “Before Yves Rossy flew across the English Channel with a strap-on rocket glider wing, there was ME writer and editor Mark Lowton from Lancaster, England,” claims Mark Lowton, England’s newest human powered flight pioneer.
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