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Former Italian PM, Silvio Burlusconi Engaged To 28 Year Old Woman
Rome, Italy – (SatireWorld.com) Former Italian premier and world Bunga-Bunga champion Silvio Berlusconi has revealed he is engaged to a woman almost 50 years his junior, and says that “finally I feel less alone.”
Full StoryMissing Port Dover Woman Surfaces In US Mental Ward
Port Dover, Canada Missing soccer writer Anne-Marie Strange (aka Lady Godiva) has reportedly been found alive in a US mental institution where she had been placed by for what friends are calling, odd behavior.
Full StoryMan Hides Gun In His Rectum During Jail Stay
Athens, GA – (SatireWorld.com) Police in Georgia believe that despite multiple searches after a traffic violation, a suspect managed to sneak a gun into a prison last Monday by concealing the weapon in his rectum.
Full StoryBritain’s ‘Honor Killings’ Double As Immigrants Observe Sharia Law Over British Law
London (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) The British system of total inclusion and acceptance of any and all immigrants has resulted in Sharia Law undermining British Law. As proof, the number of women from Britain’s most Muslim ethnic communities stepping forward to report honor-related violence has more than doubled in the past three years alone,this is according [...]
Full StoryBritish Man Secretly Gives Wife Steriods To Make Her Ugly As Him
London(UK) – (SatireWorld.com) An British man escaped jail despite admitting to secretly slipping steroids into in his wife’s food in hopes of making her ugly as him so she would stay at home.
Full StoryConfused Bumbling Limey Uses GPS To Find The Hershey Highway
San Francisco, USA – (SatireWorld.com) Imagine going to sleep in your hotel room and waking up and finding that the way to gay tourist destinations might be difficult without a map. But luckily for bumbling and confused limey, Ian Younge, having a trusty GPS solved his dilemma.
Full StoryUK Issues Martin Shuttlecock Postage Stamp
London (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) The Royal Mail Group Limited introduced the new Martin Shuttlecock Postage Stamp to a mostly stunned and open mouthed crowd of reporters. Over the hushed crowd, the Secretary immediately tried to explain the importance of bringing newer, more youthful stamp collectors and users into the UK’s postal system.
Full StoryPagan Day Celebrations Abound In America As National Pagan Day Arrives
Louisville, KY – (SatireWorld.com) With Halloween just a few days away, one of the most sacred times for the anciet people that lived off the land approaches…The Autumn Equinox, the time of harvest. If you’re in downtown Louisville today and someone says ‘Merry Meet,’ don’t be surprised at the friendly gesture. After all, this is [...]
Full Story‘My Gayest Football Days’ Tells A Compelling Story Of Modern British Soccer
London, England – (SatireWorld.com) A life of soccer and successful contracts with the most winning teams should have made Belville Slaughter a stud muffin with the girls…But things are very different today in merry old England. Belville has decided to leave soccer and enroll in the new ‘George Michael’s School of Advanced Faggotry Studies’ in [...]
Full StoryObama’s ‘Little Red Book’ Big Hit With His ‘Red Guard’ Supporters
Washington, DC _ (SatireWorld.com) President Barack Obama is pleased with the recent financial make-over of the nation’s capitol. From one end of town to the other, supporters have hung hundreds of large posters with Obama’s bigger than life image all over the city. Of course, each is captioned with famous quotations by the ‘Dear Leader’ [...]
Full StoryOsama Bin Laden’s Bunny Slippers Make Their Way To eBay
Islamisbad, Pakistan – (SatireWorld.com) According to SatireWorld reporter Walter Bucket, a more complete story of the rercent Al-Qeada raid that killed Osama Bin Laden is coming to light after an unusual item has made its way onto the popular auction site eBay.
Full StoryPolice Cite Crime And Safety Concerns Over Latest Harry Potter Crackdown
Los Angeles, CA- (satireworld.com) Ever since the popular series of books and movies about the fictionalized character Harry Potter were released, Police have reported a steady and upward rising number of thefts and tragic accidents that have been connected to Harry Potter wannabees.
Full StoryCasey Anthony’s Daycare Operation License Request Denied
Orlando, Florida (SatireWorld.com) As part of her rehabilitation and job requirement required for her one year probation after leaving prison, exonerated child killer Casey Anthony learned through a social services mail order course how to properly license, operate, and locate a child day care center in which working mothers could drop off their kiddies for [...]
Full StoryBrits Beat Out Bulgaria And Poland As Worst Dressed In Europe
Paris, France – (SatireWorld.com) The results are in and it's a top score for Britain in the annual 'worst dressed list' of all European countries.
Full StoryJersey Shore’s Snooki Joins Moammar Gaddafi’s Army
Seaside Heights, NJ-(SatireWorld.com) The parents of popular reality star Snooki appealed to the government of Libya today, in an effort to get Colonel Gaddafi to send their daughter home before she gets hurt or hurts someone. The diminative Snooki, the main cast member of the MTV reality show ‘Jersey Shore,’ reportedly took a hiatus from [...]
Full StoryDogs Bothering You? PETA Has the Answer With Its New Do-It-Yourself Doggie Gas Chamber!
Norfork Virginia, – (SatireWorld.com) We know them as an organization that helps animals, but according to past articles in the news, PETA might want to rethink their advertising claims.
Full StoryDog the Bounty Hunter Catches Wife Beth’s Bra Thief
Denver, CO – (SatireWorld.com) Duane 'Dog' Chapman has captured yet another fugitive. This time it the suspect hits pretty close to home for the famous bounty hunter.
Full StoryClint Eastwood’s ‘Dirty Harry Potter’ Sets Box Office Record
San Francisco, CA – (SatireWorld.com) Claiming a ‘one last tme at bat,’ the 74 year old ‘Dirty’ Harry Potter has come out of retirement and is back on San Francisco’s police force as the city’s premier enforcer of street justice against punks. Famous for his one-liner…’Go Ahead..Make My Day You Hogwart Piece Of Shit,’ Dirty [...]
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