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UK Spy Agency MI-5 Now Seeks Gay Spy Recruits
London, England – (SatireWorld.com) Britain’s domestic spy agency M15 wants gay recruits to come out of the closet and join up in the fight against terrorism. After shunning them for decades over worries of blackmail, tacky tastes, and outrageous clothing, MI5 is now asking gay and lesbian people to consider a career as a spy, [...]
Full StoryMohamed Al Fayed’s ‘ My Dodi And Princess Diana in Heaven’ Begins Filming In India And Paris
London, UK – (SatireWorld.com) Mohamed Al Fayed, a rich Egyptian billionaire who, according to many tabloids, once thought he could buy ‘Being British,’ recently sold the popular British icon, Harrods department store. Al Fayed announced today that part of the proceeds will include plans to produce a tribute movie about the ‘true love’ relationship between [...]
Full StoryOJ Simpson Claims- ‘Prison Life Is More Fun Since Lindsay Lohan Arrived’
California Penal System – (SatireWorld.com) Convict number 183996, also known as OJ Simpson, has confided to friends through his letters and censored emails that prison is now alot more fun! In an article in Prison Life Magazine, the ex-football player, opens his soul over the daily fun and excitement he finds while sitting in a [...]
Full StoryNew Bride Kate Confesses Buckingham Balcony French Kiss Grossed Her Out
Buckingham Palace, England – (SatireWorld.com) Prince William is already on the outs with wife Kate after a Buckingham Palace balconey kiss grossed her completely out. “I was like, so grossed I couldn’t drink anything but hot water afterwards!”
Full StoryWedding Guest With X-Ray Vision Glasses Arrested After Compaint From Pippa Middleton
Westminster Abbey, London – (SatireWorld.com) During the procession of bride Kate Middleton, Baron Ilford Montbatten was quietly escorted from the main gallery of Westminster Abbey after a complaint was lodged against him with the Metropolitan Police. The complaint was signaled to officers by Pippa Middleton, the bride’s sister and Maid of Honor. Pippa said she [...]
Full StoryUS Postal Service To Issue Special Pippa Middleton Postage Stamp
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) The Postal Service Postmaster General, Melvis P. Phelps, introduced the new Pippa Middleton Rearend view Postage Stamp to a mostly stunned and open mouthed crowd of reporters. Over the hushed crowd, he immediately tried to explain the importance of bringing newer, more youthful stamp collectors and users into the US Postal [...]
Full StoryQueen Bans Antenna Hats From Future Royal Functions
Buckingham Palace – (SatireWorld.com) Queen Elizabeth announced to her family and staff that in the future all hats worn to official functions will be closely examined and subject to rejection and dismissal. The edict came on the heels of media scrutiny and outrage over the ‘headress’ Princess Beatrice wore to the royal wedding held at [...]
Full StoryAfghanistan’s First Gay Pride Parade Reportedly Bombs
Kabul, Afghanistan-(SatireWorld.com) A gay activist group from San Francisco’s Mission Disctrict organized a recent ‘Kiss-in’ and ‘Gay Pride Parade in downtown Kabul to protest the repeated efforts by the Taliban to ban homosexuality. Over 7,503 brave, gay activists boarded buses, jeeps, and trucks and drove the 350 miles from the Pakistan town of Ceanzi to [...]
Full StorySomalian Pirates Claim Hijacked Ship’s Booty Gives Them A Few Laughs
Somalia Coast-(SatireWorld.com) Somali pirates find many odd and endearing items when they rummage through a hijacked vessel’s cargo and treasures after pirating it and steering it to a pirate port. Some even give them a few laughs too.
Full StoryMichelle Obama Files $200 Million Lawsuit Against Dr. Phil For ‘excessive humiliation’
Chicago Municipal Court – (SatireWorld.com) Wife of president Barack Hussein Obama, Michelle Obama, is furious! So furious in fact, she’s filed a lawsuit in municipal court naming TV’s Dr. Phil as defendant in her $200 million dollar defamation suit.
Full StoryGay Couple Adopt Doll And They All Dress Alike
New York, NY-(SatireWorld.com) An openly gay couple have traveled the world with a doll called Digby, which is dressed in the same fashion and color scheme as its owners, or in this case, ‘parents.’
Full StoryJerry Springer Show DNA Test Faults Tiger Wood’s Claim – “I’m not the father!”
Television City-(SatireWorld.com) The Jerry Springer show had its most popular guest back on once again. Tiger Woods has been accused of fathering yet another child, by yet another waitress. This instance is the 17th time Tiger has faced the heat on stage since his daliances were revealed to a shocked public more than a year [...]
Full StoryPope Benedict Bestows A High Honor On Obama By Giving Him An Official ‘Get out of Hell Free Card’
Vatican City-(SatireWorld.com) Pope Benedict surprised President Barack Hussein Obama with a very special gift that either he can use whenever the need may arise. The official Vatican 'Get Out Of Hell Free Card' is in limited production and can be only validated by a sitting Pope. Pope Benedict also gave Obama a secret decoder ring [...]
Full StoryRosemary Rottencrotch Announces Her Retirement
Pittsburg, PA-(SatireWorld.com) Famed tart, Rosemary Rottencrotch, has announced her retirement today after a 75 year career of being the punchline and sophomoric foil in literally thousands of jokes, stories, and military marching liturgies.
Full StorySnoop Dogg Gives Up Hollywood To Return To L.A. Streets
Los Angeles, CA-(SatireWorld.com) Cordozar Calvin Broadus, or better known as rapper Snoop Dogg, took a few minutes one evening and finally followed the advice of a fellow street wise rapper who he has known since childhood.
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