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Man Dies After Falling Into Industrial Meat Grinder!
Clackamas County, Oregon – (SatireWorld.com) A man has died at an Oregon meat packaging plant after falling into an industrial meat grinder. Rescue efforts were attempted, but only the man’s shoes were left unharmed and were returned to the next of kin.
Full Story‘Fat Girls of America’ Vote Gov. Chris Christie ‘Sexiest Fat Man On Earth’
Hackensack, NJ – (SatireWorld.com) The votes are in and counted. The Fat Girls of American have proclaimed the ‘Sexiest Fat Man on Earth’ and it’s no other than Gov. Chris Christie of New Jersey.
Full StoryCompeting Writer Forms Ragtag Army Attacks SatireWorld!
London, England – (SatireWorld.com) Scores of drunken and mainly over-the-hill Englishmen launched an unprovoked attack against SatireWorld early this morning. Casualties were reported to be heavy on the English side as patriotic SW defenders threw projectiles made from ‘Dorky Books’ back in defense of their territory. When asked to explain what that particular book was, [...]
Full StoryObama Tied With Bush As Least Liked President
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) While the mainstream press routinely reports that President Obama is riding high and that Republicans are reeling, Gallup tells a rather different story about the popularity of our newly reelected president.
Full StoryCaught! Bill Clinton Disguised as Wife Hillary At All Woman’s Charitable Event
New York, NY – (SatireWorld.com) If you were the world’s most notorious lady’s man, possibly the best place to be is at the annual star-studded gala honoring female celebrities in New York. Not only could you support global charities, but be at a place where beautiful young women in skimpy dresses are bountiful.
Full StoryObama Hopes For Future Turkey Pardon For Himself
The White House – (SatireWorld.com) With 15% of the American people on food stamps and unemployment increasing as thousands of business lay off workers due to healthcare cost fears, President Obama took some time off from golf to pardon a turkey for Thanksgiving.
Full StoryMan With Too Much Time On His Hands Lists All Of Obama’s Lies
A man who says he has ‘too much time on his hands’ compiled a list of Barack Hussein Obama’s blantant lies for all to see. Here’s a list of Obama’s documented lies so far with the most recent lies first. Lies During Fourth Year“ I think it’s important for us to understand that the Fast [...]
Full StoryMichelle Obama: “Please Vote For My Husband!”
The White House – (SatireWorld.com) Dear American Taxpayer, For only the second time in my adult life, I am not ashamed of my country. I want to thank the hard working American people for paying $242 thousand dollars for my recent vacation in Spain. My daughter Sasha, several long-time family friends, my personal staff, Mom [...]
Full StoryRomney Claims ‘Obama Eats Dogs’…. President’s Own Autobiography Confirms The Statement
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) For the first time, the Mitt Romney campaign is fighting back in the War on Dogs. An excerpt from President Barack Obama’s bestselling memoir “Dreams From My Father,” in which Obama writes of eating dog meat when he was a little boy in Indonesia has confirmed Romney’s charges.
Full StoryTexas Planned Parenthood President Arrested After Publically Exposing Himself
Lubbock, Texas – (SatireWorld.com) Tony Ray Thornton, the President and CEO of the Lubbock, Texas Planned Parenthood affiliate, was released from custody Tuesday morning following his arrest Monday for indecent exposure.
Full StoryObama Administration OK’s Gestapo-Like Journalistic Monitoring and Censorship By Feds
(RT)Freedom of speech might allow journalists to get away with a lot in America, but the Department of Homeland Security is on the ready to make sure that the government is keeping dibs on who is saying what.
Full StoryLost Nazi Documents Reveal Hitler Play-Acted WWII Naval Battles In His Bathtub
Bonn, Germany – (SatireWorld.com) A lost trove of historical documents has given World War II history buffs an inside look at how Nazi leader Adolph Hitler planned WWII naval battles well in advance of actual combat.
Full StoryThe 2011 Dorking Dorks Award Winners Are….
It’s with great pleasure that SatireWorld announces….. it’s that time again…..The Dorking Dorks Awards are out! These Annual Honors are given to the persons who did the human gene pool the biggest service by disposing of themselves in the most extraordinarily stupid way.
Full StoryWoman Arrested For Trying To Cut Her Sleeping Husband’s Head Off With A Saw
Seattle, WA – (SatireWorld.com) A Seattle woman is behind bars after allegedly attempting to behead her sleeping husband with a powerful reciprocating saw.
Full StoryUnion Bakers Panic After $16.00 Per Blueberry Muffin Government Rip-Off Discovered
Washington, DC- (SatireWorld.com) They’re calling it Muffingate! Fresh on the heels of Barack Obama’s squirrel-like chattering to raise personal taxes on anyone who is rich, or has an income that exceeds what socialist President Obama considers ‘rich,’a new scandal has emerged that shows the wasteful practices of the current Administration.
Full StoryAs Waves Pound New Jersey Coast MTV’s ‘Snooki’ Feared Washed Out To Sea
Seaside Heights, New Jersey – (SatireWorld.com) As the vicious waves pounded the dunes and boardwalk at famous Seaside Heights, the MTV home of the cast of Jersey Shore was demolished by 24 foot waves and swept out to sea. Previously thought abandoned by an order to evacuate all low lying areas, officials conceeded that one [...]
Full StoryObama Still Apologizing To The World… And The Burger King
President Barack Obama found himself in a predicament after TV cameras caught him paying homage by bowing to of all people….the Burger King.
Full StoryAdolf Hitler’s Grand Daughter Offers A Safe Home For Casey Anthony
Bonn, Germany – (SatireWorld.com) Hilda Hitler is in the news again after a well publicized offer to recently aquitted child murderer Casey Anthony. Hitler has offered the 24 yerar old Anthony a place to stay high in the Bravarian mountains away from media and curiosity seekers.
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