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Trump Win For The Little Guy

New York Post author: Michael Goodwin And so this is how the Obama era of Hope & Change really ends. With the world turned upside down, and with President Obama having to pass the baton to Donald Trump. That is going to be one helluva inauguration.

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Beatle-wife Yoko Uno: Hillary and I had A Sexual Affair

Beverly Hills, CA – Yoko Ono shocked reporters yesterday when she responded to a question concerning the presidential run of Hillary Clinton and the possibility that she could become the first woman President of the United States in American history.

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Police Identify Woman Who Performed Sex Act on Model Dinosaur

Miami, FL – (satireworld.com) A woman performing a sex act on a model dinosaur at a family-friendly Miami attraction has been identified by Dade County police. The woman, who was half-naked, straddled the Model T-Rex at a the Metro Dade Zoo’s Jurassic exhibition in the photo that has made the rounds on social media, SatireWorld […]

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Study Shows Hillary Supporters Have Low IQ Scores

Denver, CO – (satireworld.com) The Institute for Freedom released its annual report on American politics and it shared some profound revelations. Professor Sidney Campbell’s report highlighted the disparity in current voting trends and some eye opening facts about Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton.

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Why the DNC’s Favorite Muslim Is A Hypocritical Self-serving Jackass

PAUL BEDARD Via: Washington Examiner The father of a Muslim-American soldier killed in Iraq who is caught up in a war of words with Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump is an immigration lawyer who specializes in a highly controversial program accused of letting immigrants buy their way into the U.S.

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Meet The Most Overlooked, Under Appreciated, Left Out Voter In America

AMERICA – (satireworld.com) With the 2016 US presidential elections shaping up to be one of the hottest in decades, each candidate is carefully pandering to a smorgasbord of special-interest groups, ranging from gay, lesbian, and transgender people to children of illegal immigrants, to working mothers, mothers of black thugs who were shot by the police, […]

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You Have An Undenieable Right To Carry A Gun and Protect Yourself

Human beings only have two ways to deal with one another: reason and force. If you want us to do something for you, you have a choice of either convincing us via argument, or force us to do your bidding under threat of force.

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While America Honors Its Fallen Vets…The Left Spends More Time Mourning A Dead Gorilla

Cincinnati, OH – While millions of Americans paid their respects to the countless numbers of fallen heroes who gave all to protect our country and way of life, people devastated by the death of Harambe the Gorilla gathered at the Cincinnati Zoo to mourn after zoo authorities killed the animal when a child fell into […]

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So, Before Democratic Politics What Did Bernie Saunders Do For A Living?

via: The Analytical Economist Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) Among the Republican presidential candidates are a billionaire businessman, neurosurgeon, and a constitutional lawyer. When has the Democrat opposition had anything even remotely close? This election cycle the Democrats feature a woman with more scandals than achievements, and a man who thinks spending tens of trillions of […]

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In America’s Heartland Bernie Saunders and the Left Suffer From Electile Dysfunction

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) Webster’s Dictionary recently added a new phrase that pretty much sums up the problems faced the Democratic Party today as the 2016 elections roll ever closer. Eloquently said, the new phrase has captured the imagination of conservative pundits as the predominate adjective used most often on television to describe the situation […]

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PHOTO OF THE DAY…………

Satireworld presents….Photos that tell the truth!

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Thanksgiving Circa 2025 – Now Called….’National Day of Substantial Regret’

Miami, FL – (satireworld.com) “Winston!!!! Come into the dining room, it’s time to eat,” Julia yelled to her husband. The 800 inch TV sound system made hearing his wife’s words difficult to Winston’s ears.

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Socialist For President Bernie Saunders: “Modern Greece Is My Kinda Place”

The Greek Mess Or ‘How I Love Those Socialist Blues’ The Socialist French drove the campaign for the Euro thinking that with a unified Europe the incessant wars that have characterized Europe for a thousand years would stop and France would once again be the dominant force in Europe and Germany would be contained. Alas […]

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Oklahoma vs Illinois…A Comparision of Right versus the Corrupt

Illinois and Oklahoma : Look at these two states,it makes for an interesting contrast. The first part is about Illinois and the second part is about Oklahoma!

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Al Sharpton Has ‘No Lead In His Pencil’ According To NYPD Report

New York City, NY – (satireworld.com) The Reverend Al Sharpton lashed out at New York cops on Monday after they revealed to SatireWorld.com that they found his Viagra prescription in the apartment of a lawyer friend recently cleared of rape charges.

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Black Power by Fred Reed

Black Power A Done Deal Fred Reed As I write America waits, again, to see whether blacks will riot, this time in Ferguson. Will they loot, burn, kill, and rape? The usual? The police in Ferguson prepare to protect stores from looters, as rioters seem to regard their insurrections as shopping opportunities. Will it come, […]

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Obama’s Kids Eat Well At Private School Lunchrooms

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) via Newsmax While many public school students complain about lunchtime mush that meets White House calorie guidelines, President Barack Obama’s daughters are dining on gourmet meals at a posh private school in Washington.

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Why Millenials Are Too Stupid To Fight Back

Georgetown, DC – (satireworld.com) via Brietbart/Kristin Tate Oliver Friedfeld, a senior at Georgetown University (GU) and his roommate were recently mugged at gun point…but Friedfeld says he deserved it because of his “white privilege.”

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Thanksgiving Circa 2025…. ‘The National Day of Substantial Regret’

Twin Forks, PA – (satireworld.com) “Winston!!!! Come into the dining room, it’s time to eat,” Julia yelled to her husband. The 800 inch TV sound system made hearing his wife’s words difficult to Winston’s ears.

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PHOTO OF THE DAY

Today’s say-it-all photo for those blue-staters who can’t read.

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Foreign Diplomats Receive ‘Free Obamacare’ Under ACA Plan Loophole

Washington, DC – via Washington Free Beacon Foreign diplomats stationed in the United States are eligible to receive subsidized healthcare benefits as part of the Affordable Care Act (ACA), prompting concern on Capitol Hill over the Obama administration’s inability to explain the loophole.

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Book Shocker! Lena Dunham Admits Looking At Sister’s Vagina and Masturbating

New York City, NY – (satireworld.com) Lean Dunham has been no stranger to controversy over the course of her career. Lena’s HBO show Girls probably gets fewer weekly viewers than it does angry editorials calling out the show for a lack of entertainment value. In fact, Dunham had more negative twitter traffic when she danced […]

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Washington State Liberals Stoop To New Form Of PC Stupidity

Auburn, WA – (satireworld.com) via Ben Shapiro- Truth Revolt A school in Auburn, Washington, a Seattle suburb and not far from the site of Friday’s school shooting, has decided to allow a Sikh student to carry a ceremonial dagger.

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50 Ways America Divested itself From The American Dream and Jumped Into The Toilet

via Info Wars MICHAEL SNYDER | END OF THE AMERICAN DREAM What has happened to America? Please show these numbers to anyone that does not believe that the United States is in decline.

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215 Months and Still No Global Warming

Somewhere in Al Gore-land – (satireworld.com) I’ve been waiting Al Gore! You promised palm trees and water slides at the North Pole for the last several yerars and I’m beginning to think your pants are on fire!

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Who is Antonio West ?

Brunswick, Georgia – (satireworld.com) Hello. Don’t recognize me? That’s OK, I understand.

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A US Marine Vet Says…’Isis Come and Get It!’

(satireworld.com) Some guys have a way with words and can express themselves easily. Others simply hold it in until an act of such wanton savagery causes them to speak out and protest. With ex-marine Nick Powers he sums it up really well and gets right to the point about Isis and their claims of bloodying […]

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Anti-Rape Bra Shocks Assailants

Via Drudge Report Murali Krishnan Engineering students in New Delhi have developed a bra that shocks and burns potential attackers. It also has GPS Nearly two years ago, the gruesome gang rape and murder of a young woman on a bus in New Delhi left many Indians shocked and saddened. Tens of thousands took to […]

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Rep. Steve Stockman (R-Texas) is proposing “The Dog Ate My Tax Receipts Act”

Washington, DC Rep. Steve Stockman (R-Texas) is proposing “The Dog Ate My Tax Receipts Act”. After the IRS gave unbelievable excuses as to why it could not produce emails Lois Lerner and six other people, Stockman is proposing that we all should be able to avail ourselves of similarly lame excuses.

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‘Please, One Last Lie For Old Times Sake’

Via The Daily Caller Outgoing White House spokesman Jay Carney told reporters Thursday that he never lied to the media. “The answer is no,” he answered when The Daily Caller asked him “did you ever lie to us?”

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