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A US Marine Vet Says…’Isis Come and Get It!’

(satireworld.com) Some guys have a way with words and can express themselves easily. Others simply hold it in until an act of such wanton savagery causes them to speak out and protest. With ex-marine Nick Powers he sums it up really well and gets right to the point about Isis and their claims of bloodying […]

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Anti-Rape Bra Shocks Assailants

Via Drudge Report Murali Krishnan Engineering students in New Delhi have developed a bra that shocks and burns potential attackers. It also has GPS Nearly two years ago, the gruesome gang rape and murder of a young woman on a bus in New Delhi left many Indians shocked and saddened. Tens of thousands took to […]

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Rep. Steve Stockman (R-Texas) is proposing “The Dog Ate My Tax Receipts Act”

Washington, DC Rep. Steve Stockman (R-Texas) is proposing “The Dog Ate My Tax Receipts Act”. After the IRS gave unbelievable excuses as to why it could not produce emails that were lost by the Obama IRS namely Lois Lerner and six other people. Stockman is proposing that we all should be able to avail ourselves […]

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‘Please, One Last Lie For Old Times Sake’

Via The Daily Caller Outgoing White House spokesman Jay Carney told reporters Thursday that he never lied to the media. “The answer is no,” he answered when The Daily Caller asked him “did you ever lie to us?”

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Anti-Gun Mom Group Rally Fizzles….Only a Handful Show Up!

Via Truth Revolt – (satireworld.com) Moms Demand Action for Gun Sense in America called on their troops to join the “stroller jam” outside of Targets Shareholders meeting in Dallas to protest open carry in their stores. Unfortunately for them, a group of 12 showed up.

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Second Gold Strike Rattles Blountstown Florida’s Citizens

Miller holds some of the gold that was plugging up his well head on his Blountstown, Florida farm. Blountstown, Florida Residents of the normally quiet town of Blountstown, Florida were stunned Saturday when geologists from Florida State University confirmed that the newly discovered gold deposits on Miller’s farm might exceed that found on another parcel […]

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Barack Obama’s Version of……’This Is Nothing!’ (The Obama Timeline to another scandal)

The White House – Via The Wilderness In the movie Wag the Dog, a skilled political operative (Robert DeNiro) and a famed movie producer (Dustin Hoffman) devise a plan to stage a POW rescue to keep the President’s sex scandal from torpedoing his re-election chances. Images of his face are held up with flags. They […]

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Coming Soon To A City Near You…..

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) Despite President Obama going to great lengths to assuage the American people’s concerns with the increased militarization of federal agencies, a recently disclosed military directive suggests those fears could be legitimate. Yesterday, The Washington Times disclosed a disturbing Department of Defense directive detailing which instances may be appropriate for the government […]

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US Postal Service Honors Real Creepy Guy With New Stamp

San Francisco, CA – (LiteSiteNews.com) Benjamin Franklin famously quipped, “In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes.” Franklin evidently failed to envisage today’s postmodern left. For the conservative, there exists at least one other certainty, and it is this: The degree to which “progressives” attack you corresponds precisely to […]

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Karl Rove: ‘Hillary Clinton Has Brain Damage’

Los Angeles, CA – (satireworld.com) Karl Rove stunned a conference when he suggested Hillary Clinton might have brain damage from a fall she took while working at the State Department.

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An American Hero Sets It Right With Barry Hussein Obama!

Written by Senior Airman Ret Brian Kolfage USAF Obviously, the courage of Senior Airman Brian Kolfage didn’t end on the battlefield. God bless this real American hero.

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White House In Lockdown Mode After People Throw Stuff Over Fence

\ The White House – (satireworld.com) According to Shawna Thomas, NBC “News”:

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Post British Handgun Ban….Result? Handgun Crime Doubles!

Via WSJ (SatireWorld.com) Americans are determined that massacres such as happened in Newtown, Conn., never happen again. But how? Many advocate more effective treatment of mentally-ill people or armed protection in so-called gun-free zones. Many others demand stricter control of firearms.

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Alan Grayson: ‘My Wife Of 24 Years Is a Bigamist! No Alimony For Her!’

Orlando, FL – (satireworld.com) When U.S. Rep. Alan Grayson married his wife, she was already wedded to another man, according to a new court filing by the congressman’s lawyers, seeking an annulment on the basis of bigamy.

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72 Killed and 200 Wounded During Early Morning Gun Confiscation Grab In Boston

Boston – (satireworld.com) National Guard units seeking to confiscate a cache of recently banned assault weapons were ambushed on April 19 by elements of a para-military extremist faction. Military and law enforcement sources estimate that 72 were killed and more than 200 injured before government forces were compelled to withdraw.

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Alan B. West says….’For What Does Our Republic Stand?’

via Alan B. West The question for us as Americans — residents of a Constitutional Republic — is for what does this Republic stand?

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How Can This Be? Well, It Just Happens To Be A Coincidence, Right?

Washington, DC By Don Fredrick Funny how things just happen to Obama and those around him. It’s almost like a ray of golden light beams down from Heaven and annoits the Messiah in its golden light…Yeah, but that’s just a coincidence, right?

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Barack Obama: An Empty-Suited Presidential Pretender…..

A SatireWorld Editorial The O-man, Barack Hussein Obama, is an eloquently tailored empty suit. No resume, no accomplishments, no experience, no original ideas, no understanding of how the economy works, no understanding of how the world works, no balls, nothing but abstract, empty rhetoric devoid of real substance. Did I mention he golfs?

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Harry Reid : ‘The Koch Brothers Made Me Illegaly Transfer Money To My Grand Daughter!’

Washingtion, DC – via Breitbart Tuesday, Democratic Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid reimbursed his campaign for nearly $17,000 in payments made in late 2013 to his granddaughter for “holiday gifts.”But new payments are surfacing bringing the total to $31,000.

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SEIU Union Officials Now Accompany OSHA On Non-Union Workplace Inspections

Houston, TX (via the Daily Caller) Union representatives from the Service Employees International Union (SEIU) are now accompanying federal government safety inspectors on site visits to review labor complaints at nonunion private businesses, The Daily Caller has learned.

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Islamic Cleric Issues Fatwa Banning Muslims From Visiting Mars

Islamisbad, Pakistan – (satireworld.com) Promoting or being involved in a one-way trip to the Red Planet is prohibited in Islam, a fatwa committee under the General Authority of Islamic Affairs and Endowment in the UAE has ruled.

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The United States of Decline

The National Review – Deroy Murdock America is unraveling at a stunning speed and to a staggering degree. This decline is breathtaking, and the prognosis is dim.

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Letter To The Editor

Charleston, SC Dear Editor, Republicans and ‘so-called’ concervatives are at it again. They are claiming that the Constitution gives people the right to have guns without the permission of the government. If that were true, then how could New York and Chicago have laws against it?

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More ‘Un-Truthful Reporting’ From ABC’s Diane Sawyer on Gun Control Statistics

New York, NY – via Breitbart During a January 27 ABC News segment titled “Young Guns,” Diane Sawyer claimed, “Every hour, a child is rushed to an emergency room because of gunshots.” Co-anchor David Muir took it even further and claimed that “453 of those children die at the hospital.”

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Obama and Dems Pissed! 9th Circuit Court Rules Bloggers Rights Protected!

VIA BRIETBART A ruling by the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals on Friday to overturn a defamation award against a blogger has affirmed that bloggers enjoy the same freedoms and constitutional protections as other journalists.

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The Modern Day ‘Harvey Girls’….Harvey Weinstein’s Attempt To Screw The NRA On His Famous ‘Casting Couch’

. Hollywood, CA – (SatireWorld.com) War on Women? Sexism? Wealth sharing? Gun control? Job equality? Liberalism? Yes, those are the talking points of today’s left, but the icons of the movement sing a different tune when it pertains to themselves and their personal attitudes. The true hypocrits in our modern culture attempt to bend traditional […]

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Hillary Clinton Was Fired For Lying and Fraud During Her First DC Legal Job

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) The former general counsel and chief of staff of the House Judiciary Committee, who supervised Hillary during the 1970s Watergate investigation, says her history of lies and unethical behavior goes back farther – and goes much deeper – than anyone realizes.

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Saving Private Biden

Washington, DC via The Daily Caller ‘Statesman’ Joe Biden gets everything wrong, says new tell-all book President Barack Obama is giving his gaffe-prone sidekick, Joe Biden, a big public high-five on Wednesday, just as a new book skewers Biden and numerous White House aides for incompetence and military micro-management.

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More Citizens Apply For Illinois Concealed Gun Permits Than For Obamacare

Chicago, IL – (Breitbart News) On the heels of a federal court striking down Chicago’s ban on gun sales, those seeking gun permits in Illinois flooded the State Police website over the weekend to begin the permitting process. In fact, the amount of Illinois residents seeking a conceal carry permit already surpasses those who enrolled […]

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Want To Bet The A&E Channel Isn’t So GLAAD Now?

Via the Daily Caller A Christian organization has launched a petition to end the persecution of “Duck Dynasty” star Phil Robertson after he declared heterosexual sex to be his favorite kind versus homosexual sex which he claims is prohibited in the Bible.

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