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Blountstown Florida’s Gold Strike Adds Scores of New Millionaires

Blountstown, FL – (satireworld.com) The Blountstown Chamber of Commerce released a long anticipated report concerning the effects and repercussions the recent discovery of multiple gold deposits have had on the small rural Florida panhandle community. Massive nuggets and almost pure gold flakes have placed the once sleepy Florida town on the map of richest places […]

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Obama Mulls Candidacy in Cuba’s Election After Fidel Castro’s Passing

Havana, Cuba – (SatireWorld.com) Former President Fidel Castro, who led a rebel army to improbable victory in Cuba, embraced Soviet-style communism, defied the power of 10 U.S. presidents during his half-century rule, and risked world-wide nuclear war has died at age 90.

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To Avoid Long Voter Lines,The DNC Advises Democrats To Vote On Wednesday November 9th

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) The Democratic National Committee has requested national TV air time in order to caution fellow Democrats about how to avoid long lines at the polls and to advise them to cast their vote on Wednesday, November 9th when lines at the polls will be considerably shorter.

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Hillary Claims Hurricane Matthew Was Deliberately Programmed To Miss Trump’s Mar-Lago Resort in Palm Beach

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Report of Clown Sightings Put Washington DC Residents on Edge

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) Reports of scary Democratic Party Clowns lurking in the shadows and trying to lure innocent voters into the murkiness of Washington, DC political promises and lies have patriotic families in a frenzy, Democratic candidates nervous, and Twitter users all jittery.

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Russian Fleet Photo Displayed At DNC Tribute To US Veterans

Gotta love all those military experts over at the DNC….You know, the same people that want to install an equally clueless Democrat as the new Commander-in-Chief!

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Meat Loaf Collapse Blamed On Excessive Use Of Onions, Green Pepper, and Ketchup

Edmonton, Alberta Canada – (satireworld.com) Seventies soft rock legend Meat Loaf is in hospital after collapsing on stage during a concert in Edmonton, Canada last night. The singer dramatically fell to the floor during a rendition of his signature hit, ‘I Would Do Anything For Love’, in what many fans in the 2,000 strong crowd […]

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Disney Announces Subway’s Jared Fogle Bio-Op Movie Starring Johnny Depp

Hollywood, CA – (satireworld.com) Hoping to cash in on the successful match-up of actor Johnny Depp and the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise, Walt Disney Pictures announced the start of filming for the controversial movie biography of Subway pitchman Jared Fogle with Depp starring as the beleaguered spokesperson now serving 18 years in prison for […]

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Democrats Furious When Boehner Compares Cruz to The Dark Lord

Diablo, CA – (satireworld.com) Wednesday night, former House Speaker John Boehner bluntly called GOP candidate Ted Cruz “Lucifer in the flesh.” When asked for his opinion about the Texas senator, Boehner said, “I have Democrat friends and Republican friends. I get along with almost everyone, but I have never worked with a more miserable son […]

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Hillary Clinton’s 1968 Personal Letters to Avowed US Communist Revealed!

Chicago, IL – (satireworld.com) If radical-leftist ex-community organizer Barack Obama is Chicago’s favorite son, then Chicago-born Hillary Clinton must be the favorite daughter of the windy city’s most socialist elite.

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Breaking News! Charlie Sheen Admits….”My Penis Has Fallen and it Can’t Get Up!”

Hollywood,CA – (satireworld.com) Some are saying Hollywood will never be the same.Especially after Actor Charlie Sheen publicaly admits he’s HIV Positive and ending a week of rampant speculation. Various press reports hinted that the randy actor contracted the dreaded disease years ago and neglected to inform up to 200 consensual sexual partners who are threatened […]

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L.A. Thousands Plan Big Halloween Night At Michael Jackson’s Grave

Los Angeles, CA – (satireworld.com) Mark your calendars…Organizers of the Halloween Night Thriller Dance have signed up almost two-hundred thousand dancers who will voluntarily dance at the graveside of Michael Jackson in an effort to revive the pop star from death.

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Are There A Few ‘Foot Longs’ In Jared’s Future?

Indianapolis, IN – (satireworld.com) Judge Marvin Hayes denied an anal plug request for recently convicted child molester Jared Fogel. The request was submitted by his defense team upon sentencing. Fogel’s pending indictment of 2 counts of serial child molestation requires him to spend the minimum 15 plus years behind bars in a maximum security prison.

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Lance Armstrong Goes Trans-Gender

Leon Springs, CA – (satireworld.com) Well, you knew it was coming right? Just weeks after Bruce Jenner declared himself a ‘woman’ with man parts, washed-up cyclist and admitted doper Lance Armstrong is going to give womanhood a chance and enter the Tour deFrance bicycle event as a woman.

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Revealed! Marxist Radical Saul Alinsky Bounced Toddler Obama On His Knee and How He Ruined Hillary’s Blue Dress

Chicago, IL – (satireworld.com) Saul Alinsky died in 1972. He was a Marxist grassroots organizer who spent much of his life organizing rent strikes and protesting conditions of the poor in Chicago in the 1930’s. However, unlike Christian socialist and activist for the poor Dorothy Day, Alinsky’s real claim to fame was as strategist for […]

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US Intelligence Reports North Korea Will Launch Nuke Toward Moon’s Surface This Year

North Korea, (satireworld.com) Life of the Party, and Chairman for Life, Kim Jong -Un announced to the world that the DPNK will set off a 100 megaton nuclear warhead on the surface of the moon sometime this year. The nuclear device will be delivered using a Long Dong military ICBM and will target the mostly […]

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Missouri National Guard Runs Food Relief Missions For Ferguson Demonstrators

Ferguson, MO – (satireworld.com) Rioting and mayhem can give a person hunger pangs. Afterall, it’s the most physical work some of the citizens of Ferguson have done in some time. So, after burning all the C-stores, fast food restaurants, and food markets, where does a hungry person get some nurishment? The Missouri Air National Guard […]

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Harry Reid Blames Loss On SatireWorld Writers

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) Knowing you’re about to get your ass kicked still doesn’t make it any more pleasant when it finally happens. But in Senate Leader Harry Reid’s world it’s all the more bitter when it’s done by spoof artist pundits who get a kick out of making shit bags like Reid feel uncomfortable […]

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Sleep Easier America…Obama Nominates Dr. Strangelove New Ebola Czar

The Pentagon – (satireworld.com) Today, the Obama administration appointed Dr. Strangelove to be “Ebola Czar”. Strangelove, who once worked for the Pentagon as Chief Science Adviser in the 1960’s, is still vibrant and unconventional as he was 50 some years ago says Gen. Jack D. Ripper of the Strategic Air Command. Strangeloves’s signature wheelchair and […]

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Is White House Fence Jumper Subject To Amnesty Too?

The White House – (satireworld.com) Several days ago a man jumped the fence surrounding the White House and made his way into the President’s home by opening an unlocked door. Now petitioners from around the country have petioned the White House webite with requests for anmnesty.

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Actor Mel Gibson Mulls President of Scotland Offer

Malibu, CA – (satireworld.com) To the crowd at Moonshadows bar in Malibu, Mel Gibson seemed pretty happy tonight as he adjusted his shoulder lenght hairpiece. Hitched up the waistband of his tartan kilt. While hoisting a dull silver tankard of Dark Island Ale high in his left hand…Leaving the Scottish broadsword firmly grasped in his […]

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Democrats Scramble For New Rocks As Dismal Mid-Term Elections Approach

Condor, CA – (SatireWorld.com) The buying rush has officially began in parts of the US as hundreds of thousands of former Obama supporters rush out to buy new shelter for themselves and their families before the impending November mid-term elections.

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Women in Missionary Positions Living in Islamic Countries Warned of Dangers

Cairo, Egypt – (SatireWorld.com) The U.S. Embassy in Cairo has issued a warning for American females taking traditional missionary positions while serving in the middle east, saying they could be targets for terrorists. “The Embassy has credible information suggesting terrorist interest in targeting U.S. females in Egypt and in Syria,” a message posted on the […]

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Southern Border Swamped With Sick Central American Refugees Ordered To ‘Head North’ For Free Treatment

US Southern Border – (satireworld.com) Central American political leaders have found an innovative process to rid their hospital and clinic wards of sick and dying patients who are too poor to pay. Honduran bus lines and Guatemalan freight truckers are transporting thousands of sick citizens northward to the US border and dumping them near he […]

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‘Abortion Barbie’ Wendy Davis (D-TX) Pledges Legalized Abortions Even After Full Term Birth

Dallas, TX – (satireworld.com) Several Wendy Davis for Governor supporters signed a petition on Wednesday demanding lawmakers legalize “fourth trimester” abortions. The petition, which was circulated outside of the Wendy Davis for Governor election center by an undercover SatireWorld reporter. He told Davis supporters the petition was aimed at sending “a message to our lawmakers […]

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EPA Employee Admits Masturbating At Work For Up To 5 Hours Every Day!

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) A senior official at the Environmental Protection Agency’s Office of Inspector General testified Wednesday that a a 57 year old career EPA official stored thousands of pornographic files on his government computer, and has admitted to watching porn and ‘choking-the-chicken a lot’ while at work, sometimes for most of his day.

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Global Warming Blamed For Women’s Worldwide Vagina Cool Down

Copenhagen – (satireworld.com) Esteemed scientist and 2008 Nobel Science Award recipient, Dr. Newton J. Blather, issued a startling warning to people everywhere about a disturbing event he has recorded over the past year…Women and their vaginas everywhere are cooling down due to global warming.

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Russia To Annex Earth’s Moon

Moscow – Russian Space Agency Russian Deputy Prime Minister Dmitry Rogozin announced on Friday that the nation plans to carve out an area of operations on the moon citing, “We saw the moon first and it belongs to us!”

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Al Sharpton Was Paid FBI Mob Snitch! Microphone Hidden in Afro Wig While Speaking With NYC Mafia!

The White House – The Smoking Gun When friends and family members gathered recently at the White House for a private celebration of Michelle Obama’s 50th birthday, one of the invited partygoers was a former paid FBI Mafia informant.

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The Many Firsts of Barack Hussein Obama…Our Very First ‘Know-it-All President.’

OBAMALAND – (satireworld.com) Quit trashing Obama’s accomplishments. He has done more than any other President before him. Here is a list of his very impressive accomplishments:

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