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Wedding Night Horror as Two Sets of Conjoined Twins Share Honeymoon Bed

San Antonio, Texas – (SatireWorld.com) For years the much anticipated Wedding Night consummation was on the minds of the Pissgum twins Percival and Buck and the Hilton twins, Daisy and Violet. Careful planning for modesty and romance became a delicate balance as just one of the two sets of conjoined twins planned to marry one […]

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NATO Jet Shoots Down Prophet Mohammed In Ten Minute Dog Fight

Kabul, Afghanistan NATO forces confirmed today that a Royal Air Force F-16 shot down the Prophet Mohammed crossing over into Afghanistan air space after ignoring requests that he turn around and head back to Pakistan.

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Scientists Grow New Teeth From Urine

Guangzhou, China – (SatireWorld.com) Scientists have grown rudimentary teeth out of the most unlikely of sources, human urine. The results, published in Cell Regeneration Journal, showed that urine could be used as a source of stem cells that in turn could be grown into tiny tooth-like structures.

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Olympic Gold Medalist Michael Phelps Expelled From Olympics For Urinating In The Pool

London(UK) – (SatireWorld.com) When you have to go, well, you just have to go! But for Olympic record gold medalist Michael Phelps a tell tale yellow stream lead to his expulsion from future competitions in any Olympic-sized pool.

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Congressman Wants Navy to Name New Ship After Gay Activist

San Diego, CA – (SatireWorld.com) In the land of fruits, nuts, and flaming assholes, a movement to name a US Navy warship after a gay activist has gained momentum after Rep. Bob Filner called on the Navy to name a ship after slain gay rights pioneer Harvey Milk, who served as a Navy officer in […]

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Packing Error Causes Concerns For International Space Station Astronauts

Dorkistan Rocket City – (SatireWorld.com) It was revealed today that last weeks Russian supply mission to the space station resulted in a packaging error where thousand of doses of the popular male sex enhancement drug Viagra was sent to unsuspecting astronauts circling the Earth in the International Space Station.

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Tempers Flare As Police Mistake Obama Supporters For Zombies

Foreskin, IL – (SatireWorld.com) Local Foreskin police were tagged, as racist and quick-on-the-gun, after a hastily formed riot squad descended upon a gathering of Barack Obama supporters assembling in a local park.

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Iranian Government’s ‘Monkey Into Space’ Launch Fails

Tehran, Iran – (SatireWorld.com) The Iranian Space Agency had a major failure in their space programlast month, failing to launch a Rhesus monkey into space. Mohammed the Flying Monkey died in the launch when a major system flaw doomed both rocket and monkey.

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Competing Site Forms Ragtag Army Attacks SatireWorld!

London, England – (SatireWorld.com) Scores of drunken and mainly over-the-hill Englishmen launched an unprovoked attack against SatireWorld early this morning. Casualties were reported to be heavy on the English side as patriotic SW defenders threw projectiles made from ‘Dorky Books’ back in defense of their territory. When asked to explain what that particular book was, […]

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UFO Deposits Alien Life Form In Hopes Of Helping Democratic Party

Palm Beach, Florida – (SatireWorld.com) In a surprise visit to Debbie Wasserman-Schultz’s office in Palm Beach, Florida, a aircraft described by onlookers as a UFO landed for a brief time and immediately took off leaving a silver clad figure on the sidewalk. Described as ‘alien looking’ the figure immediately went into the Democratic National Committee’s […]

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London’s Muslim Radicals Plan Moment Of Boisterous Celebration During 9-11 ‘Minute of Silence’ In London

London, England – (SatireWorld.com) On the tenth anniversary of the September 11 attacks, a radical Islamic group hopes to “expose the crimes of the American government,” while showcasing its opinion that the U.S. has lost its battle against terrorism.

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US Company Files Bankruptcy On Atomic Bomb Anniversay

Wall Street – (SatireWorld.com) The Hiroshima Charcoal Briquette Company filed Chapter 11 papers early today in order to seek protection from creditors. Analysts cited a massive failure of the company’s two year old advertising plan in which five million dollars were spent and not a single bag of the charcoal briquettes were sold.

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Obama’s 50th Birthday Bash To Cost Attendees $35K Per Plate..Are You Invited?

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Just when things for most middle to low income Americans couldn’t get much worse, President Obama has chosen the first day of the nation’s almost credit default to throw his 50th birthday bash at $35,000 per plate. Of course, he’s combining it with raising money for next year’s Presidential election. Obama’s […]

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FedEx Mixup Sends Viagra Shipment To Monestries Around The World

Vatican City – (SatireWorld.com) In an error that has caused an uproar in Papal circles, millions of doses of the popular male sex enhancement drug Viagra were sent to unsuspecting Monks in over two-hundred monasteries worldwide.

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TSA Warns Airlines Over Possible ‘Surgically Implanted Body Bomb’ Threat

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) The U.S. government is warning airlines that some terrorists are considering surgically implanting explosives into humans to carry out attacks.

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After Celebrating His Successful Eddie Van Halen Tribute Album, North Korean Leader Kim Jong-Il To Compete On TV’s ‘Dancing With The Stars’

People Democrat Republic of North Korea – (SatireWorld.com) American singer Marie Osmond has reportedly spent three weeks as the guest of North Korea’s strongman Kim Jong-il.

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Chinese 7.8 Magnitude Earthquake Caused By Stacked Currency Falling

Mianyang, China – (SatireWorld.com) A Treasury Department has finally admitted that a great mountain of stacked US dollars toppled due to extreme over-weight and shoddy maintenance procedures. The ensuing crash could be heard for over 1,500 miles.

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Exclusive First Hand Report! Wedding Night Disaster For Conjoined Hilton Twins Daisy and Violet

Daisy and Violet grew to hate each other

San Antonio, Texas – (SatireWorld.com) For years the much anticipated Wedding Night consumation was on the minds of the Pissgum twins and the Hilton twins, Daisy and Violet. Careful planning for modesty and romance became a delicate balance as just one of the two sets of conjoined twins planned to marry one another.

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Airport Security Beefed Up Due To Terror Warnings

Mel Anderson sparked interest when an odd object was found during a TSA x-ray vision check

Boston, MA – (satireworld.com) The TSA announced a new weapon in the fight against terrorism. All agents will be issued a set of X-ray vision glasses as part of an overall upgrade and proceeds from a grant from DC Comics.

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Oldest British Virgin Celebrates Her 105th Birthday

Cornwall, England – (SatireWorld.com) Clara Meadmore, who celebrates her 105th birthday Saturday, says she knows the secret to a long life….No sex! The retired secretary, who lives in a nursing home in Cornwall, southwestern Britain, says she is still a virgin and has no regrets about it, according to reports in British newspapers and on […]

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Rep. Anthony Wiener (D-NY) Confesses To Porn Addiction And Schedules Lobotomy

New Yortk, NY – (SatireWorld.com) A once respected New York Congressman has finally admitted his addiction to online pornography, putting to rest intense speculation over the late night hours he freely admitted spending, as he put it, 'working on his computer' in order to help a 21 year old woman in California become a better […]

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Used Jockstrap Sells For Record $350,000

San Francisco, CA – (SatireWorld.com) At a recent international auction house, a man’s sweaty jockstrap sold for a reported $350,000. No ordinary physical supporter, this particularly innocuous looking jockstrap was the property of Bargis Tryhol, the Man With The World’s Largest Penis, and now he’s equally famous as a US Presidential contender for the 2012 […]

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Rose Bowl Parade Officials and the North Korean Army Marching Deal For 2014

Pasadena, CA – (SatireWorld.com) Rose Bowl Parade officials sent an official notice to members of the elite North Korean Army’s womens precision marching corp. The letter gave notice that due to recent international nuclear tensions, the participation of the 5,000 man North Korean precision marching army will not be wanted. The annual parade is used […]

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Suspected Cannibal Arrested After Trying To Eat Himself-Police Believe It’s An Attempted Suicide

Miami, Florida – (SatireWorld.com) Straight out of the ‘just when I heard everything department,’ comes a bizarre story from Dade county Florida concerning a suspected cannibal named Mervis Lee Short. According to Lt. Jamison Hardy, ‘the man was acting oddly.’

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Chinese Peanut Butter Recalled Over Sanitation Concerns

Beijing, China – (SatireWorld.com) The Lucky Dog Peanut Butter Corporation has been ordered by the US Food and Drug Administration to recall up to 2 million pounds of contaminated peanut butter, peanut butter by-products, and other snack foods shipped from their Chinese plants from 1999 through 2011 into the United States.

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Navy SEALS: Bin Laden Had Nude Photos Of Pippa Middleton On His Computer Thumb Drives

Islamisbad, Pakistan – (SatireWorld.com) Computer experts have being pouring over the treasure trove of intelligence data taken from the Osama Bin Laden compound raid, recent data downloaded from the drives show extensive pornographic material, again proving the al Qeada leader was a dirty old man besides being a homicidal maniac.

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Massive Arabian Sea Fish Kill Has Scientists Stumped

Research Vessel Toms River – (SatireWorld.com) Scientists aboard the maritime research ship Toms River, are in a quandry over a massive fish kill that has washed up millions of dead fish on both sides of the Arabian Sea. Local fishermen are calling it an ‘act of NATO,’ alluding to a reprisal of sorts by Allied […]

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Ex-Boyfriend Claims Pippa Middleton Looks Terrible Naked

London, England – (SatireWorld.com) After the wedding fame of a gorgeous young woman attending an equally gorgeous sister up the isle at the Royal Wedding, sources say it’s not as it appears. It seems soccer player and ex-boyfriend Liam Smithe-Charles dropped his soccer ball long enough to tell team mates that his ex-girlfriend Pippa Middleton […]

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KFC To Be Built Next To Prestigious Washington DC Address

Washington, DC-(SatireWorld.com) The Kentucky Fried Chicken corporation (KFC) announced that it has purchased the vacant lot at 1601 Pennsylavania Avnue in Washington, DC right next door to the White House.The company plans to build at 600 seat restaurant in time for a January, 2012 opening date.

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Satireworld’s Political Question Challenge…Are You Up To The Task In Answering?

The SatireWorld Political Quiz The rules are simple. We will give you a quote and you have to guess what great American said it. Your three choices are President Barack Obama, former Vice President Dan Quayle, or former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin.

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