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Rep. Anthony Wiener (D-NY) Confesses To Porn Addiction And Schedules Lobotomy
New Yortk, NY – (SatireWorld.com) A once respected New York Congressman has finally admitted his addiction to online pornography, putting to rest intense speculation over the late night hours he freely admitted spending, as he put it, 'working on his computer' in order to help a 21 year old woman in California become a better [...]
Full StoryUsed Jockstrap Sells For Record $350,000
San Francisco, CA – (SatireWorld.com) At a recent international auction house, a man’s sweaty jockstrap sold for a reported $350,000. No ordinary physical supporter, this particularly innocuous looking jockstrap was the property of Bargis Tryhol, the Man With The World’s Largest Penis, and now he’s equally famous as a US Presidential contender for the 2012 [...]
Full StoryRose Bowl Parade Officials Nix North Korean Army Marching Deal For 2012
Pasadena, CA – (SatireWorld.com) Rose Bowl Parade officials sent an official notice to members of the elite North Korean Army’s womens precision marching corp. The letter gave notice that due to recent international nuclear tensions, the participation of the 10,000 man North Korean precision marching army will not be wanted. The annual parade is used [...]
Full StorySuspected Cannibal Arrested After Trying To Eat Himself-Police Believe It’s An Attempted Suicide
Miami, Florida – (SatireWorld.com) Straight out of the ‘just when I heard everything department,’ comes a bizarre story from Dade county Florida concerning a suspected cannibal named Mervis Lee Short. According to Lt. Jamison Hardy, ‘the man was acting oddly.’
Full StoryChinese Peanut Butter Recalled Over Sanitation Concerns
Beijing, China – (SatireWorld.com) The Lucky Dog Peanut Butter Corporation has been ordered by the US Food and Drug Administration to recall up to 2 million pounds of contaminated peanut butter, peanut butter by-products, and other snack foods shipped from their Chinese plants from 1999 through 2011 into the United States.
Full StoryNavy SEALS: Bin Laden Had Nude Photos Of Pippa Middleton On His Computer Thumb Drives
Islamisbad, Pakistan – (SatireWorld.com) Computer experts have being pouring over the treasure trove of intelligence data taken from the Osama Bin Laden compound raid, recent data downloaded from the drives show extensive pornographic material, again proving the al Qeada leader was a dirty old man besides being a homicidal maniac.
Full StoryMassive Arabian Sea Fish Kill Has Scientists Stumped
Research Vessel Toms River – (SatireWorld.com) Scientists aboard the maritime research ship Toms River, are in a quandry over a massive fish kill that has washed up millions of dead fish on both sides of the Arabian Sea. Local fishermen are calling it an ‘act of NATO,’ alluding to a reprisal of sorts by Allied [...]
Full StoryEx-Boyfriend Claims Pippa Middleton Looks Terrible Naked
London, England – (SatireWorld.com) After the wedding fame of a gorgeous young woman attending an equally gorgeous sister up the isle at the Royal Wedding, sources say it’s not as it appears. It seems soccer player and ex-boyfriend Liam Smithe-Charles dropped his soccer ball long enough to tell team mates that his ex-girlfriend Pippa Middleton [...]
Full StoryKFC To Be Built Next To Prestigious Washington DC Address
Washington, DC-(SatireWorld.com) The Kentucky Fried Chicken corporation (KFC) announced that it has purchased the vacant lot at 1601 Pennsylavania Avnue in Washington, DC right next door to the White House.The company plans to build at 600 seat restaurant in time for a January, 2012 opening date.
Full StorySatireworld’s Political Question Challenge…Are You Up To The Task In Answering?
The SatireWorld Political Quiz The rules are simple. We will give you a quote and you have to guess what great American said it. Your three choices are President Barack Obama, former Vice President Dan Quayle, or former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin.
Full StoryAmanda Knox Claims ‘Prison Is Boring ‘Cept On Fridays When Guards Allow OJ Simpson To Tap Dance’
(SatireWorld.com) Amanda Knox, who’s spending most of her 20s and probably her 30s in an Italian jail, says prison life is really boring. Sentenced to a prison term that will allow her freedom by the time she enters menopause, Knox claims her days are filled with washing other prisoners clothes, scrubbing toilets, and sending letters [...]
Full StoryBumbling Limey Offers Bumbling Excuse For Being Missing
Paramus, NJ-(SatireWorld.com) Sometimes the unbelievable is just plain—Unbelieveable! In the case of limey reporter Harold Worth’s recent excuse for being absent from his girlfriend for the past weeks, it could just be a case of plain bullshit too!
Full StoryRocker Billy Idol’s Comeback Concert Marred By Wayward Toupee
Madison Square Garden,NYC-(SatireWorld.com) Rocker Billy Idol opened his comeback concert tonight with two rocking hits that made the aging 80's star such a big hit twenty some years ago. The songs 'Rebel Yell’ and ‘White Wedding' brought cheering and singing fans to their feet as the 35,000 plus fans sang the songs along with Idol [...]
Full StoryNigella Lawson Admits: “I Haven’t Seen My Feet In 14 Years.”
New York, NY -(SatireWorld.com) TV chef Nigella Lawson made a recent personal confession to the TV audience while on the popular Maury Povich show, claiming because of her breast size, she hasn't seen her feet in over 14 years.
Full StoryWhile Barack Obama Lives The ‘good life’….His Half-Brother George Is A Dumpster-Diver In Kenya
Nairobi, Kenya-(SatireWorld.com) George Hussein Obama celebrated Kwanza every year but with a little different twist than with the typical Afro-American celebration, but all he has money for is a post card showing a smiling US President…Barack Obama, his half-brother.
Full StoryChina Braces For Future Gay Epidemic As Parents Abort Record Numbers Of Female Fetuses
Beijing, China-(SatireWorld.com) It’s a well known state secret that by the year 2020 an epidemic of male homosexuality will sweep a nation of a billion plus people making China the largest nation of single gay men on the planet.
Full StoryRemember Nadya ‘Octomon’ Suleman? Well, Now All Her Kids Are Pregnant
Los Angeles, CA-(SatireWorld.com) When the spotlight suddenly goes out and people have finished with their 15 minutes of fame, what's a person to do? No more free gifts. Little if any press attention. All endorsement deals suddenly dry up and blow away.
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