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Amanda Knox Claims ‘Prison Is Boring ‘Cept On Fridays When Guards Allow OJ Simpson To Tap Dance’

(SatireWorld.com) Amanda Knox, who’s spending most of her 20s and probably her 30s in an Italian jail, says prison life is really boring. Sentenced to a prison term that will allow her freedom by the time she enters menopause, Knox claims her days are filled with washing other prisoners clothes, scrubbing toilets, and sending letters […]

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Bumbling Limey Offers Bumbling Excuse For Being Missing

Paramus, NJ-(SatireWorld.com) Sometimes the unbelievable is just plain—Unbelieveable! In the case of limey reporter Harold Worth’s recent excuse for being absent from his girlfriend for the past weeks, it could just be a case of plain bullshit too!

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Rocker Billy Idol’s Comeback Concert Marred By Wayward Toupee

Madison Square Garden,NYC-(SatireWorld.com) Rocker Billy Idol opened his comeback concert tonight with two rocking hits that made the aging 80's star such a big hit twenty some years ago. The songs 'Rebel Yell’ and ‘White Wedding' brought cheering and singing fans to their feet as the 35,000 plus fans sang the songs along with Idol […]

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Nigella Lawson Admits: “I Haven’t Seen My Feet In 14 Years.”

New York, NY -(SatireWorld.com) TV chef Nigella Lawson made a recent personal confession to the TV audience while on the popular Maury Povich show, claiming because of her breast size, she hasn't seen her feet in over 14 years.

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While Barack Obama Lives The ‘good life’….His Half-Brother George Is A Dumpster-Diver In Kenya

Nairobi, Kenya-(SatireWorld.com) George Hussein Obama celebrated Kwanza every year but with a little different twist than with the typical Afro-American celebration, but all he has money for is a post card showing a smiling US President…Barack Obama, his half-brother.

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China Braces For Future Gay Epidemic As Parents Abort Record Numbers Of Female Fetuses

Beijing, China-(SatireWorld.com) It’s a well known state secret that by the year 2020 an epidemic of male homosexuality will sweep a nation of a billion plus people making China the largest nation of single gay men on the planet.

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Remember Nadya ‘Octomon’ Suleman? Well, Now All Her Kids Are Pregnant

Los Angeles, CA-(SatireWorld.com) When the spotlight suddenly goes out and people have finished with their 15 minutes of fame, what's a person to do? No more free gifts. Little if any press attention. All endorsement deals suddenly dry up and blow away.

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