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Putin, Oreos, Capitalism and the West

Moscow – (satireworld.com) Vladimir Putin President of the Russian Federation seems to have a hard-on for the west, particularly the USA, when it comes to establishing better international relations. Republican President Donald Trump is trying to ease tensions in his first six months in office. However, former Democratic President Obama left the new administration several […]

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Virtual Reality eSEX the Latest in Internet Technology

Silicon Valley CA – (satireworld.com) Playboy Magazine has announced that the monthly publication (with the titillating centerfolds and intellectual articles) is bringing back pictures of nude women after a short hiatus. Once again marketing managers have proven the old adage “Sex Sells” is still true.

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Free College Education and Jobs is the Latest Liberal Mantra

Washington DC – (satireworld.com) After their routing in the 2016 Presidential, Congressional and State wide elections progressive Democrats needed to find other ways to spend taxpayers hard earned dollars.

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Washington DC Metro to be Renamed Washington DC Obama

Washington DC- (SatireWorld.com) The Washington DC City Council has proposed renaming the Washington DC METRO the Washington DC OBAMA after the 44th president, who has derailed democracy in the USA for eight years. Currently the METRO suffers from mismanagement; plagued by breakdowns, failures, accidents and fires; loss of ridership; and fare increases. Long term maintenance […]

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Crappy Crony Capitalism Exposed

Washington DC- (SatireWorld.com) While Crooked Hillary Clinton was Secretary of State (SOS) and also illegally involved in the Bill and Hillary Foundation money laundering scheme she was approached by Jonas Crappy. Mr. Crappy had an idea for a completely automatic, robotic commode, but needed funding. Hillary sent an urgent email, via her illegal home server, […]

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Declining Days of Obama’s Policies, Left on the National Mall

Washington DC – (satireworld.com) Liberal Democrats are in denial, pretending that Crooked lying Hillary lost because of the Electoral College, Russian hacking of voting machines and then retaining out of touch Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) as House Minority Leader. However, Americans are celebrating Republican victories at all levels of government (local, state, federal) by rejoicing […]

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Baltimore City to Ban Fracking

Baltimore MD – (SatireWorld.com) The newly elected Democratic Baltimore Mayor and the City Council are considering a resolution banning Fracking (Hydraulic Fracturing) for natural gas extraction within the city limits. The aim of the new law is to improve the climate, decrease global warming and to improve the health of the city’s residents.

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President-Elect Donald Trump’s Updated Political Lexicon

New York NY – (SatireWorld.com) Republican President-Elect Donald Trump has commissioned a new dictionary for words from A to Z entitled Trumpapedia that removes the liberal/progressive nonsensical spin experienced during the Obama years. Here is a partial list:

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Chelsea Clinton Wants to be a Politician like Her Mother Hillary

Chappaqua NY – (SatireWorld.com) Democrat Hillary Clinton lost to Republican Donald Trump in the 2016 presidential election. (Republican’s also maintained their majority control of the US Congress.) Following her tantrum, hissy-fit and meltdown Hillary concluded that another corrupt, lying Clinton must continue the line of corruption that Bill and Hillary are famous for.

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Politically Correct Titles and More Politically Correct Titles

New York NY – (SatireWorld.com) Mrs. Philbert suggested we get away from Pizmo Beach Pennsyltucky for a few days, now that the 2016 elections were over and only a few “lame ducks” remain in Washington DC. We decided to motor to “The Big Apple” New York City (NYC). Our first mistake was in using Interstate […]

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Ben and Jerry’s Ice Cream Supports BLM

Burlington VT – (SatireWorld.com) Ben and Jerry’s Ice Cream Company has joined the Black Lives Matter (BLM) movement. The company posted a statement on its website signed by the founders that identify their positions on issues such as racism, civil rights/equal justice, police shootings of black Americans and that the lives of those people serving […]

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In the Event That I Should Lose to……………….

Washington DC – (SatireWorld.com) Democrat Hillary Clinton and Republican Donald Trump have had their respective political camp’s aides drafting both acceptance and concession speeches for the evening of the November 8, 2016 Presidential Elections. Both candidates reluctantly prepared concession speeches and the drafts have been obtained by WikiLeaks!

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Another March on Washington DC Planned

Washington DC- (SatireWorld.com) At the White House breakfast table President Obama was reading the Sports Section of USA Today (golf news), while First Dog Bo got the International News section to use as his indoor potty patch.

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Administration of UC Berkeley Agrees to More Student Safe Spaces

Berkeley CA – (SatireWorld.com) Students at the University of California, Berkeley (UC Berkeley) held a protest demanding that the University create both “safe spaces” for transgender students and “spaces of color” for non-white students on campus. A wall of protesters also prevented white students from studying in the Student Union and stopped traffic at the […]

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More Nonsense About Gender Neutrality

Fullerton CA – (SatireWorld.com) California State University at Fullerton (Cal Fullerton) liberal arts students apparently don’t have enough to do between classes, e.g. possibly study for exams! These students adopt social causes to protest about, such as “Gender Neutrality.”

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Federal Government Yard Sale, Everything Must Go

Washington DC – (SatireWorld.com) A Marxist couple named Obama currently renting an old White House along Pennsylvania Avenue have been told by the Real Estate Agent (Uncle Sam) that they must vacate the premises by Mid-January of next year. The property owners (American people) demand the current tenants leave in accordance with sections of a […]

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Hillary Lies, But DNA Doesn’t

Chappaqua NY – (satireworld.com) There has been a compilation of evidence that indicates Hillary Clinton is a pathological liar, who has lied to Congressional Committees and the American people. The most flagrant lies are about the Benghazi Libya Islamic terrorist attack and cover-up, and sending classified TOP SECRET emails over a non-secured home server. President […]

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US Congress Actually Did Something Bipartisan, Really?

Washington DC – (satireworld.com) Emergency rooms all over the USA suddenly experienced a huge influx of Coronary Infarction (heart attacks) patients on September 29, 2016.

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The Latest Common Core Education Mandate

Washington DC: (satireworld.com) WikiLeaks has released a copy of a draft proposal by the Department of Education to improve the essay writing skills of graduating high school seniors (in their 18th year). The new regulation would apply to all 50 states via a series of practice exams. In order to graduate a similar final exam […]

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HUD Announces Further Plans to Encourage Diversity in American Neighborhoods

Washington DC – (satireworld.com) The US Department of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) is implementing the “Affirmatively Furthering Fair Housing (AFFH) rules,” a set of rules that allows changing local zoning laws. HUD’s bureaucrats in Washington DC will statistically determine when a given wealthy (white) residential area in the USA does not have an adequate […]

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The Real Reason for Obama’s War on Coal

Charleston, WV – (satireworld.com) At a news conference held in this once thriving coal producing state, the founder of WikiLeaks announced that in the coming weeks thousands of Hillary Clinton’s destroyed or non-existent emails will be released. The latest batch of emails concern Hillary Clinton’s failed polygraph tests (lie detector) relative to her obtaining a […]

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NASA Releases Unexplained Occurrences in Space Report

Washington DC – (satireworld.com) The National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) recently released a report summarizing unexplained experiences of US Astronauts, in the last 10 years, while on space missions. Many of the strange occurrences happened during extra-vehicular activities (space walks) and went unreported in the mainstream media, for example.

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Smithsonian Institution Department of US Historical Antiquities Contacts Former President Clinton

To: WJ Clinton@H&B Foundation.org From: Mr. Harry Dickson Esq. Subject: Re Missing Historical Artifacts Date: September 7, 2016 Former President Clinton: Mr. President I represent the Smithsonian Institution Department of US Historical Antiquities (SIDUSHA) and we are in the process of trying to bring our collection of presidential memorabilia up to date for the History […]

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Obama Blames US Senate Rejection of Gun Control Legislation for Causing Oklahoma Earthquake

Hangzhou China- (satireworld.com) US President Barack Obama was snubbed by the Chinese government when Air Force One landed in China for his attendance at the G-20 Economic Summit. He had to exit via the rear door of the airplane without the usual red carpet treatment accorded a visiting foreign head of state.

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International Liars Club to Honor Hillary Clinton with an Award

Hollywood CA – (satireworld.com) The International Liars Club Governing Board sent Democratic Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton an invitation to speak at their 2016 annual meeting to be held at the Hollywood Bowl on Sunday September 4, 2016 at 6:00 PM PDT. Former US Secretary of state and US Senator (D-NY) Hillary Clinton graciously accepted the […]

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ObamaCare May be Dangerous to Your Health

Washington DC – (satireworld.com) Reports have been simultaneously released by the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) and the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) that indicate male condom materials may cause cancer in humans. A number of brands have been tested and only one has been found to contain asbestos.

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Vegan Cannibals Reported in San Francisco

San Francisco CA – (satireworld.com) A town meeting was held with the San Francisco Board of Supervisors (SFBS) to discuss citizen complaints about coyotes living in the “City by the Bay,” eating small dogs and cats.

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Political Correctness and Chicago’s Inner City Schools

Chicago IL – (satireworld.com) Todd Starnes of Fox News writes, “If the progressive academic radicals at Princeton University have their way, the New Jersey school will soon be man-free.” The private university wants to eradicate the word “man” from its vocabulary. It’s all part of an effort to get folks to start using “gender inclusive […]

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CDC Declares a Food Poisoning Alert Across the USA

Atlanta GA – (satireworld.com) The Center for Disease Control (CDC) has alerted all 50 states and various US territories to the onset of a pandemic of food poisoning. The epidemic has reached crisis proportions, affecting at least 100 million people in the last eight years.

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Democratic Party Solicitation Email

To: Monica Lewinsky, Gennifer Flowers, Paula Jones, Juanita Broaddrick From: Former President William J. Clinton Subject: Democratic Party Fund Raising Date: August 10, 2016

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