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ObamaCare May be Dangerous to Your Health

Washington DC – (satireworld.com) Reports have been simultaneously released by the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) and the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) that indicate male condom materials may cause cancer in humans. A number of brands have been tested and only one has been found to contain asbestos.

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Vegan Cannibals Reported in San Francisco

San Francisco CA – (satireworld.com) A town meeting was held with the San Francisco Board of Supervisors (SFBS) to discuss citizen complaints about coyotes living in the “City by the Bay,” eating small dogs and cats.

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Political Correctness and Chicago’s Inner City Schools

Chicago IL – (satireworld.com) Todd Starnes of Fox News writes, “If the progressive academic radicals at Princeton University have their way, the New Jersey school will soon be man-free.” The private university wants to eradicate the word “man” from its vocabulary. It’s all part of an effort to get folks to start using “gender inclusive […]

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CDC Declares a Food Poisoning Alert Across the USA

Atlanta GA – (satireworld.com) The Center for Disease Control (CDC) has alerted all 50 states and various US territories to the onset of a pandemic of food poisoning. The epidemic has reached crisis proportions, affecting at least 100 million people in the last eight years.

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Democratic Party Solicitation Email

To: Monica Lewinsky, Gennifer Flowers, Paula Jones, Juanita Broaddrick From: Former President William J. Clinton Subject: Democratic Party Fund Raising Date: August 10, 2016

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Hillary Clinton the Robot Electrically Malfunctions Repeatedly

Washington DC- (satireworld.com) Democratic Presidential Candidate Hillary Clinton arrogantly explained her recent incorrect spin of the FBI investigation into her private email server. She said that I may have “short-circuited” (SIC lied) in her remarks during a television interview when she asserted that FBI director, James B. Comey, had called her statements about her private […]

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EPA and BLM Sue “God”

Washington DC – (satireworld.com) The US has suffered natural disasters such as tornadoes, hurricanes, brush fires, forest fires, floods and earthquakes. Some insurance companies refer to these events as acts of “God” in order to avoid damage payments to their customers when such an event happens. Others increase premiums to cover such acts of “God!”

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Bill Clinton’s Democratic Party Emails

To: Bill Clinton@Democrats.org From: George Bush III Subject: Re DNC Convention Invitation Date: July 29, 2016 Bill: I just received an email (fancy that), a tad late, signed by you! I realize a third grade idiot Democratic Party paid staffer, actually wrote the email. But, a former Democratic President, faux or not, (Bill Clinton) did […]

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Hillary: “It’s a Vast Far Left/Right Wing Conspiracy By Putin and the Republicans!”

Philadelphia PA – (satireworld.com) The Democratic National Committee (DNC) has claimed that their confidential files were hacked of very incriminating emails about dirty tricks (shades of Republican President Richard Nixon). These shenanigans were for rigging the Democratic primary elections against Hillary Clinton’s socialist challenger Senator Bernie Sanders (I-VT). The DNC then made DNC chair Debbie […]

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Penelope the Slicer Still on the Loose in Los Angeles

Los Angeles CA – (satireworld.com) A bizarre series of 15 bloody penis slashings has occurred in the southern California City of the Angels over the course of the last month. The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD) indicates they haven’t seen this kind of crime since Jack the Ripper’s crime spree of the slashing of five […]

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By Jove Its War I Say, War!

London UK- (satireworld./com) Queen Elizabeth II called in the new British Conservative Prime Minister (PM) Theresa May and asked her to convene Parliament for a declaration of war against animal rights activists. The Queen was upset that these silly upstart animal rights activists have insulted my great grandchild, three year old toddler Prince George. He […]

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Hillary’s Hacked Emails Show Her Involvement in Failed Turkish Coup

Ankara Turkey – (satireworld.com) Rumors of US involvement in Turkish affairs have been circulating around Turkey’s capital city following the failed coup by the military to oust Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan. US President Barack Obama has been known to stick his nose into other country’s internal politics, e.g. Honduras, Israel, Scotland leaving the UK, […]

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AL Sharpton’s NYC Offices Burglarized

New York NY – (satireworld.com) Al Sharpton and a few of his aides returned from a Black Lives Matter (BLM) rally to the New York City (NYC) offices of the National Action Network after normal business hours. The offices are housed in a suite in the Blackmore building located in upper Manhattan. They found the smashed […]

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Obama and Putin Agree to Extend New START

Washington DC – (satireworld.com) President Barack Obama is taking a risky executive action aimed at establishing additional nuclear arms reductions, during his final six months in office. The president would extend the New Strategic Arms Reduction Treaty (New START) provisions already negotiated with Russia, thus improving his foreign policy legacy. It is doubtful that the […]

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Maine State Police Search for Missing BBLM Members

Moose Crossing ME – (satireworld.com) The Black Bear Lives Matter (BBLM) chapter located in Brooklyn NY, has recently moved to the state of Maine to help protect black bears from extinction. BBLM members had never seen any black bears roaming in New York City (NYC), thus voicing their concern. The group incessantly searched Manhattan’s Central […]

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Queen Hillary’s Non-Indictment for Mishandling TOP SECRET Material Smells Bad

Washington DC- (satireworld.com) By now everyone in the USA, except the corrupt Democratic Party, knows that Presumptive Democratic Presidential candidate Queen Hillary Clinton is a pathological liar. After her absolution by FBI Director James Comey, supported by Attorney General (AG) Loretta Lynch and President Barack Obama, she has been temporarily let off the proverbial hook. […]

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Galileo Galilei VI Arrested for Not Being Politically Correct

Rome NY: (satireworld.com) Attorney General (AG) Loretta Lynch has indicted Dr. Galileo Galilei VI for being a politically incorrect heretic because of his published scholarly papers that scientifically show that man-made global warming/climate change is a hoax. A hearing of oral arguments will be held in Washington DC before the US Supreme Court in Mid-October […]

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AG Lynch Randomly Meets Former President Bill Clinton

Phoenix AZ – (satireworld.com) Obama administration Attorney General (AG) Loretta Lynch accidentally ran into former President (FP) Bill Clinton at the Sky Harbor Airport. They met aboard AG Lynch’s private government jet while the airplane was being refueled.

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Republicans and Democrats Agree to the Same Security Measures at their Conventions

Washington DC- (satireworld.com) High ranking officials of the Republican National Committee (RNC) met with high ranking officials of the Democratic National Committee (DNC). The meeting was convened to map out a bipartisan strategy that would prevent and deal with violent protesters at their respective presidential nominating conventions. The RNC national convention will be held in […]

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Some States are Considering FEDexit

Ft. Sumter SC – (satireworld.com) Following the BRexit referendum in the UK where the people voted for Britain to leave the European Union (EU), a meeting was held in this southern city to consider a similar proposal in the USA. The proposal was called “Federal Exit” or FEDexit for short.

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Hillary Clinton has had a Nervous Breakdown

Chappaqua NY – (satireworld.com) Early this morning Chelsea Clinton confirmed that her mother Democratic Presumptive Presidential candidate Hillary Rodham Clinton suffered a nervous breakdown. Hillary is currently resting comfortably under heavy sedation at Westchester Medical Center in Valhalla NY. She is surrounded by Secret Service agents and her immediate family. Well wishers are discouraged from […]

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The National Weather Service has issued a Hillary Alert

Washington DC – (satireworld.com) The National Weather Service (NWS) has issued a “Hillary Alert” for all 50 states. The following bulletin explains the seriousness of a severe weather event caused by Hillary Clinton.

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EPA Investigates Pee Soup Fog as a Pollutant

Washington DC – (satireworld.com) The Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) has dispatched environmental scientists to investigate complaints of air pollution caused by erecting open air urinals in the City of San Francisco CA and allowing homeless people to urinate in the streets of New York NY. The former was a decision by Democratic Mayor Ed Lee […]

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Obama’s Department of Justice Establishes a PCPGIP Office

Washington DC- (satireworld.com) Attorney General (AG) Loretta Lynch announced today that President Obama asked her to establish a Politically Correct, Protected Group, Identity Politics (PCPGIP) office within the Department of Justice (DOJ) to reinterpret who is covered under the 1964 Civil Rights Law.

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To Brexit or not to Brexit, that is the Question

London UK- satireword.com) United Kingdom (UK) citizens will vote on June 23, 2016 to decide whether or not they want to remain a part of the European Union (EU). The pros and cons of a British exit (Brexit) from the EU are being discussed vigorously in Pubs, homes, offices and other locations all over the […]

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Riot Occurs at Transylvania State Demonic Convention

Transylvania USA – (satireworld.con) President Obama’s favorite 57th State, Transylvania, held its Demonic Presidential Primary State Convention and Caucus (DPPSCC) last week, on the same day as the California Demonic Primary Election. (Transylvania is located between Ohio and Pennsylvania.) The Transylvania DPPSCC was overshadowed in media coverage by the California Demonic Primary, pitting former Secretary […]

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Who Invented the Wheel?

Washington DC – (satireworld.com) Archaeological digs in Iraq (Mesopotamia) and Eurasia (Ukraine) have unearthed relics that substantiate the “wheel” was invented in either of these two locations during the Bronze Age (Circa 3500 BC).

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New Discoveries about the Fall of the Roman Empire

Rome Italy – (satireworld.com) Dr. Icy Zambini a Professor of Ancient Roman Anthropology at the Italian and Roman School (IRS) has published a new monograph entitled “The Fall of the Western Roman Empire.”

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Trump’s Proposed Southern Border Wall Utilizes New Technology

Trenton NJ – (satireworld.com) Republican Presidential Nominee Donald Trump met at a cow farm in New Jersey with one of his many building contractors, Christi brothers Concrete and Building materials Inc. He was there to observe a breakthrough technology in wall construction that will allow cost effective, speedy wall construction across the US southern border. The […]

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Obama Indirectly Endorses Donald Trump for President

Shima Japan – (satireworld.com) The story carried in USA liberal media (TV and newspapers) about Democratic President Obama making snide remarks (during a US election year) about “foreign leader’s being rattled by presumptive Republican Presidential Nominee Donald Trump” was false. The problem was due to a bug in an artificial intelligence translation computer, translating Obama’s […]

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