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Pagan Rituals Alive and Well As National Pagan Day Celebrations Become Mainstream

Louisville, KY – (SatireWorld.com) With Halloween just a day away, one of the most sacred times for the ancient people that lived off the land approaches…The Autumn Equinox, the time of harvest. If you’re in downtown Louisville today and someone says ‘Merry Meet,’ don’t be surprised at the friendly gesture. After all, this is National […]

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‘Fake News’ Writer Found Dead in Florida Home

Blountstown, FL [satireworld.com]- A leading purveyor of fake news in the 2012 and 2016 presidential election has died outside the sleepy Florida town of Blountstown at the age of 38. Sheriff’s Office spokesman Tobias Roja said Tuesday authorities discovered Phillip Fester dead in his bed on Sept. 18.

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As Global Warming Heats Up Average Vagina Temperatures Drop Worldwide

Copenhagen – (SatireWorld.com) Esteemed scientist and 2008 Nobel Science Award recipient, Dr. Newton J. Blather, issued a startling warning to people everywhere concerning disturbing events he has recorded over the past year…Women and their vaginas around the world are cooling down due to global warming.

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The Secrets To Avoiding Your Turn At Jury Duty

County Courthouse – (SatireWorld.com) Most people hate receiving a jury summons. This generally requires at least one day off work, downtown traffic and parking, long lines, hurry up and wait, inadequate bathroom facilities, no convenient lunch, losing coins in vending machines, rude and/or overworked employees (city, county, state, or Federal), sitting on un-padded seats in […]

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Democrats To Retire Party Symbol After Bruising 2016 Defeat

Democratic National Headquarters – (SatireWorld.com) The Democrats party symbol has been around a very long time. Many questioned the use of a simple jackass as their mascot and silently hoped that people would think it was a cute little donkey, but in reality the jackass pretty much summed up what most people thought of the […]

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Clown Lives Matter

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) The ‘creepy clown’ craze has resulted in #ClownLivesMatter trending on social media, angering some #BlackLivesMatter supporters and causing a very bizarre twitter showdown.

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The DNC Claims Hillary Is Still A Virgin

Chapel Hill, NC – (satireworld.com) Walk on water? Converse with the Almighty? Bend steel in her bare hands? None of the above when it comes to the latest news from the ever-truthful Democratic National Committee! According to DNC staffers Hillary Clinton is now a virgin! How and why is beyond comprehension but the latest memos […]

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Today’s Photo Brought To you By….Chicago Mortuary Services

When you care enough to send the very best to those you unmercifully rub out… Courtesy of the Clinton Machine

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Navy Names Newest Ship After LGBTQ Activist Harvey Milk

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) The Navy is naming a ship in honor of the late gay rights leader Harvey Milk, who served in the Navy for four years before he began a career in San Francisco city government. Milk is also remembered as a man who preyed upon young men. Some as young as 14 […]

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China Acknowledges Its First Gay Celebrity

Beijing, China – (satireworld.com) Life in the Chinese gay closet was lonely for Choi Lee. No friends. No one to talk to about his problems. Just constant fear of a loud knock on his apartment door late in the evening. In communist China it’s just you and yourself shuttered away from life and reality, afraid […]

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Street Mural of Almost Nude Hillary with Money Stashed in Belt Making St. Petersburg Seniors Sick

St.Petersburg, FL – (satireworld.com) Retired folks over at the Sunset Acres Mobile Home Park have had it! First, it was the BlackLivesMatter marches in a predominately white retiree neighborhood by Alzheimer patients from a nearby nursing home who were given a donut and a phony 100 dollar bill by George Seros operatives to…’stir things up […]

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Reagan Would-be Assassin John Hinckley Set Free By DC Judge

BREAKING NEWS! The man who tried to kill President Ronald Reagan is set to go free, after a judge decided Wednesday to allow would-be assassin John Hinckley Jr. to live with his mother in Virginia full-time. Hinckley is set to begin his “convalescent leave” on Aug. 5, according to U.S. District Judge Paul Friedman’s order.

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Experts Warn: Democratic National Convention Will Be Awash With Gonorrhea and Syphilis Sufferers

Burlington, VT – (satireworld.com) Experts have warned the July DNC Convention is edging towards a “sexual health crisis” following federal cuts to STD testing services, as cases of syphilis and gonorrhea have soared among groups taking prominent positions within the Democratic Party.

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Have You Been Raped By Bill ?

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) Kathleen Willey, one of the women who famously accused Bill Clinton of sexual assault, used a radio interview on Sunday to call on other female victims of Bill Clinton to contact her and consider going public.

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FBI: Hillary Charged and Arrest Warrants Issued in New York

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) Sources in the highest levels of the FBI are privately saying that an arrest warrant has been issued for Democratic Presidential candidate, and former First Lady, Hillary Clinton.

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Nevada Prostitutes Endorse Hillary….Bill Says He’ll Support Those That Support His Wife

Las Vegas, NV – (satireworld.com) Ahead of the Nevada Democratic caucuses, a group of ‘sex workers’ operating under the name Hookers for Hillary is going all in for Hillary Clinton’s campaign…touting her positions on letting her husband screw anything with a pulse and her favoring lesbian issues as contributing factors in giving their ‘hole-hearted’ support.

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First Annual ‘Eat-A-Turd For Mohammed Day’ A Big Success For ISIS in Aleppo Syria

Aleppo, Syria – (SatireWorld.com) In the largest city in western Syria, ISIS declared today as the official "Eat A Turd For Mohammed Day." Swarming into the city and nearby villages the armed ISIS fighters forced inhabitants to consume plates of turds at gunpoint in order to show their"true submission to Mohammed"….said Ziki Al-Ghabouni, a spokesman […]

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Meet the Stupidest Member of Congress…..And that Says Alot!

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) Looking like she posed for a 1950’s vintage box cover for some curl relaxing product. Sheila Jackson-Lee brings on and piles it high with heaps of plain old stupidity leaving many people to ponder….Who voted in this jackass anyway?

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Pope Francis To Attend Nevada’s Burning Man Festival During US Visit

Black Rock, NV – (satireworld.com) Every year during the last week of August more than 60,000 people from across the globe flock to Nevada’s hot, dusty, Black Rock Desert, suddenly transforming it into a bustling city centered on radical self-reliance and self-expression that’s part art show, rave and music festival — complete with giant fire-shooting […]

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Donald Trump Denies AFL-CIO Family Connection

New York City, NY – (satireworld.com) Swirling rumors of Presidential candidate and business magnate Donald Trump’s secret Polish ancestry have surfaced in recent days tying the New York City icon to labor unions and the union’s leftist-based movement to socialize America.

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Satireworld Gives ‘Thumbs Up’ To Donald Trumps Wife!

Trump Towers, NYC – (satireworld.com) President Trump? It could be in our very near future, but the best part is we’ll have a very attractive first lady who speaks four languages and has forged a very successful career in the fashion industry as our First Lady. Furthermore, foreign leaders will clamor for state visits by […]

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Blue Bell Says Its Found the Listeria Source That Closed Ice Cream Plant

Austin, TX – (satireworld.com) Blue Bell Creameries believes the listeria found at its Oklahoma facility is likely linked to a non-sanitary bath room, though the company has not been able to pinpoint the exact source for the contamination at its Texas plant, which also has suffered a severe listeria outbreak according to a report released […]

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Obama Offers Slavery Reparations Plan After Spreading Riot Concerns

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) In a new plan presented to several civil rights organizations President Barack Obama has gone on record opposing offering cash reparations to the descendants of slaves, putting him at odds with some black groups, the Congressional Black Caucus, and other church and municipal leaders. Instead, the Administration has come up with […]

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Pandering to Millennials…Hillary Shows Support and Gets Grand Daughter Tattooed

Gordon, Iowa – (satireworld.com) Speaking to a crowd of twenty-something Millennials in Iowa, presidential candidate Hillary Clinton spoke out in support of parents choosing tattooing and body piercings of their children some as early as 6 months as a way of promoting individuality and celebrating a personal diverse way of life

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Harf! Harf! What Is It Girl? Is Timmy Bergdahl Down The Well?

Via Breitbart News Harf! Harf! Harf! What’s that, girl?

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Hillary Clinton’s Emails Traced To Popular Donkey Show In Tijuana, Mexico

News York, New York – (satireworld.com) Breaking News! Reports of bombshell allegations being thrown at perennial presidential candidate Hillary Clinton concerning her reportedly ‘frequent secret trips to Tijuana, Mexico’ while she served as US Secretary of State are circulating in media centers across the US.

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Gwyneth Paltrow….’I Steam My Clam At A Fashionable LA Spa’

Hollywood, CA – (satireworld.com) Next time you’re in Los Angeles, you can spend about fifty dollars and make yourself feel invigorated and get some extra energy through a thorough vaginal steaming just like the Hollywood stars do…And that’s according to Gwyneth Paltrow who’s been getting her ‘clam steamed’ regularly at a fashionable LA spa.

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Several Shots Fired At Biden’s House

Greenville, DE (satireworld.com) Several gunshots were fired by a shadowy figure outside the home of Vice President Joe Biden in Greenville, Del., on Saturday night, according to federal law enforcement officialsreporting from the scene.

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US Army Rangers Rescue ISIS Sex Slaves in Daring Raid

Hajiland, Syria – (satireworld.com) The Pentagon released photos today of a top-secret raid against ISIS forces that was successful in spite of the President’s ‘no boots on the ground’ promise, The US Army raid helped win the release of over 150 ISIS sex slaves who were held against their will for over three months.

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DNC Chairwoman Debbie Wasserman-Schultz Loses Bet – Shaves Mustache

Broward County Florida – (satireworld.com) When it comes to paying up after losing a bet, you can now count on Debbie Wasserman-Schultz as a promise keeper. When Florida State beat Notre Dame this past Saturday, Debbie grabbed a Bic razor and quickly shaved her girlie-moustache.

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