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Phoenix CBS TV Reporter Arrested After Defecating On Suspect’s Lawn During Interview

Phoenix, AZ – (satireworld.com) A CBS news reporter has been arrested and fired from a TV station after he pooped on a criminal suspect’s front lawn while preparing his report. Jonathan Lowe, a journalist for KPHO in Phoenix, Arizona, was picked up by police Monday on charges of public defecation while on the job.

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Bernie-bots Swear Mass Suicide If Bernie Saunders Loses Primary Election

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) Mary Crumsky held her Bernie Saunders photo tightly as she watched the nightly news unfold on her black and white TV set in Spokane Washington. The news was not good for millions of Bernie-bots who have turned their life into an endless parade of hysterical politics and over-inflated idol worship.

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Shaun King Defends Being Black By Claiming Mother Had Affair

BlackLivesMatterLand – (satireworld.com) Shaun King, a white guy caught up in the world of thug make believe, doubled down on his assertions that he’s black, well, mocha anyway after critics of the BlackLivesMatter movement suggested he was really white after his parents came out in public claiming they had two white sons. Claiming one was […]

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Giant African Snails Invade Miami Florida

Miami, Fl – (satireworld.com) Four years after the first African giant snails appeared in Miami, they’ve spread to the suburbs and there seems to be no stopping them. Though massive, with the largest yet recorded around seventeen inches long and weighing a sturdy 11 pounds, the snails disappear underground during working hours where they stay […]

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Al Sharpton: “I Know Rachel Dolezal Is Black!”

Spokane, WA – (satireworld.com) Almost the first to jump in and vouch for the blackness of the Spokane Washington NAACP’s chapter leader who’s been accused of faking blackness was black activist, police informer, and tax cheat Al Sharpton who showed his support for Rachael Dolezal, who in recent days was unveiled by family members as […]

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Entire British Website Embraces Islam

Portsmouth (UK) – (satireworld.com) A Muslim covert who was beaten rather severely several times for trying to impose sharia law on British websites claims to have converted numerous writers to a radical form of Islam during his time working patrons at various local pubs in the evening hours according to the Times.

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Bowing To Criticism Academy Awards Adds Black Actors to ‘Best Actor/Picture’ Catagory For 2015 Awards

Hollywood, CA – (satireworld.com) In an abrupt about face, the Academy of Motion Picture Arts has added several well known black actors to the ‘Best Picture-Best Actor’ listing making them eligible for a coveted Oscar during this spring’s fabled awards show.

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Stupid Virus Discovered!

Boston, MA – (satireworld.com) A virus that infects human brains and makes us more stupid has been discovered, according to scientists in Boston.

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DNC Chairwoman Debbie Wasserman-Schultz Called ‘ Smelly Douchebag’ By Fellow Democrat

Washington, DC- (SatireWorld.com) Congresswoman Debbie Wassertman-Schultz (D-FL)has again put her size eleven clodhopper in her mouth after she falsely accused one time buddy Allan Greyson (D-FL) of attempting to ruin Obamacare by trying to unbalance the budget screwed up by President Barack Obama and addressing the National Debt ceiling.

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Obama Opens WH Phone Lines For Citizen’s ‘Give Me A Strategy’ Call In

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) Satireworld reporter Walter Bucket grilled White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest over President Barack Obama’s admission that he still has “no strategy to combat ISIS,” asking why he’s “still raising campaign money, playing golf, going to fundraisers, and picking his ass when he’s acknowledging that he still doesn’t have a strategy […]

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Kerry, Aides Undergo Anal Examination Before Meeting With Egyptian President

Cairo, Egypt – (satireworld.com) Secretary of State John Kerry flew to Tel Aviv from Cairo, where he met Tuesday with Egypt’s president and other high-level officials in an effort to broker a cease fire between Israel and Hamas fighters in Gaza.

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New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin Sentenced To Chocolate Prison

New Orleans, LA – (satireworld.com) Former New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin has been sentenced to 10 years in a chocolate prison for his conviction on bribery, money laundering and other stupid corruption charges. Prosecutors said the actions for which he was convicted spanned his two terms as mayor…including the chaotic years after Hurricane Katrina hit […]

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California Social Services Orders Octomom Cemented Shut

Los Angeles, CA – (satireworld.com) Holding court orders from the California Department of Social Services, two squads of policemen and two professional masonry workers descended upon the Octomom’s new house today, all carrying tools of their trades.

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60s Rock Group Procol Harum Denies Involvement With Nigerian Kidnappers

Wales(UK) – (satireworld.com) The vintage British rock group Procol Harum denied any connectiuon with the Islamic fundalmentalist and terror group Boco Harem, a terrorist group who has admitted to kidnapping up to 300 teenaged girls and holding them against their will.

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School For Sexual Predators Successful in Obtaining Federal Grant Funding

Washington, DC – (Satireworld.com) As part of the GLADD, NAMBLA, and transgender community’s outreach program, the Uncle Herbert School of Childhood Diseases and Molestation has received its first installment of a $2 million dollar grant from the Department of Health and Human Services completing a decades-old search to have the school’s inclusion with-in the federally […]

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Forlorn Writer Convinces Super Model Kate Upton To Be His New Years Eve Date

Las Cruces- (SatireWorld.com) Kate Upton just might go to a New Year’s Eve event with a Local Las Cruces man just because he asked nicely in a video he made with several of his friends and with the help of his lawn man Carlos.

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White House Dog Wins Playing ‘The Knockout Game’….On a 2 Year Old Visitor!

Washington DC – (SatireWorld.com) A little excitement at today’s showing of the White House decorations caused a stir, but everything is OK it seems after ‘Sunny’ the Portuguese water dog knocked out a two year old girl visiting the White House Christmas celebrations.

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Obama Orders Mt Rushmore Covered Due To Government Shutdown

Black Hills, SD – (SatireWorld.com) Federal workers escalated the war on taxpayers over the government shutdown by blocking the view of one of America’s most iconic landmarks…The Mt Rushmore National Park rock carvings!

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How Do Political Hacks Like the Bill & Hillary Clinton Become So Wealthy?

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) How do mediocre politicians like the Clintons become so wealthy? If you’re like millions of other regular middle-class Americans you probably ask yourself that question each time you see their well-nourished faces spouting stupid rhetoric on TV.

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Poll: Obama Approval Collapses!

A new poll from CNN finds President Obama’s approval dropping 80 points since May. Today, just 3% of voters approve of his handling of the Presidency, the other 17% are afraid they’ll lose their EBT cards if they say anything.

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White House: ‘ Don’t Worry…Asteroid Poses No Threat To Us Here In The White House Bunker’

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Have no fear: The White House says an asteroid more than 200 miles long poses no threat to President Obama and his family, cabinet, and immediate staff.

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Muslim Street Mobs Humiliated After Targeting By Secret CIA Dis-information Action

Islamisbad, Pakistan – (SatireWorld.com) Sometimes the CIA wins and it’s usually done by a smooth trick played upon our adversaries without them knowing. In Islamisbad, Pakistan hundreds of protestors were feeling really stupid in 2008 when a CIA infiltrator set then up in front of the world’s cameras.

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US Army Recalls Past Service Veterans To Face Possible No Korea Attack

The Pentagon – (SatireWorld.com) The manpower pinch coupled with the sequester is straining Army fitness and readiness standards. Two major conflicts in 10 years, and a renewed Korean threat, has forced the Pentagon’s top brass to re-think ways to fill the ranks of front defenses with trained soldiers.

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Muslim Iman claims-“Women Who Don’t Wear Hajibs Are Asking To Be Raped”….Then He Gets Arrested For Chasing Hajib-less Woman with His Penis Out!

Malmo, Denmark – (SatireWorld.com) A 36-year-old Danish Iman is in a whole bunch of bad trouble because of a bizarre sex case, which will soon be dealt with in court in Malmö.

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North Carolina to issue driver’s licenses to illegal aliens….but with a pink twist!

Charlotte, NC – (SatireWorld.com) A new North Carolina driver’s license set to be issued to some illegal immigrants has a bright pink stripe and the bold words “NO LAWFUL STATUS,” raising concerns about whether the design will brand those who show it.

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Obama’s State of Union Speech a Flop….Lowest Viewers Since 1977

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) President Obama’s Tuesday State of the Union address had the fewest viewers of any State of the Union speech since 2000 and did nothing to boost his flagging approval ratings.

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America 2016-North Korean Army Asked To Enforce ‘Gun Collecting’ By Obama Administration

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) The Future….. Faced with an unprecendent fifth night of rioting in America’s largest southern cities, Barack Obama has officially asked North Korean leader Kim Jong Un to send a full division of PRNK crack troops to restore order and collect all guns in several large cities.

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Unusual Cave Drawings Found In Sofia Vergara’s Cleavage!

Hollywood, CA – (SatireWorld.com) Sofia Vergara, the star of the popular sitcom Modern Family, had a recent physical and discovered she is carrying historical artifacts that she never knew she had…Prehistoric cave drawings between her breasts!

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Obama-bots Swear Mass Suicide if Obama Loses Election

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Mary Crumsky held her Obama photo tightly as she watched the nightly news unfold on her black and white TV set in Spokane Washington. The news was not good for millions of Obama-bots who have turned their life into an endless parade of hysterical politics and over-inflated idol worship.

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Thousands of Obama-bots Precision March at the Democratic National Convention

Charlotte, NC – (SatireWorld.com) The quiet city of Charlotte has some visitors that just aren’t ‘sitting right’ with longtime North Carolinian values. As bus after bus deposited convention goers, many city natives are wondering if a circus of the bizarre had somehow parked itself near the city.

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