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Poor John McCain

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) The Arizona senator, who’s battling terminal brain cancer, thinks someone suddenly died and made him the leader of the free world. Proving that he’s determined to be a prickly thorn in President Trump’s side even while waiting to get the sheets changed on his deathbed, McCain once again tried to undermine […]

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Photo Edition! Star Wars Franchise Plans Movie With Overweight Actors in Lead Rolls

Hollywood, CA – (satireworld.com) Disney unveiled the next Star Wars episode set to begin filming in July. The popular franchise will bow to current political pressure by allowing the entire cast to represent true modern body styles by including some real Hollywood ‘heavyweights’ as lead characters. The film’s title is sketchy, but insiders say it’s […]

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Hillary Returns Compliment…Gets Nude For Madonna

New York City – (satireworld.com) Madonna joined her colleague Katy Perry in getting naked to encourage Americans to head to the polls on Election Day. In photos posted to her Twitter account Wednesday morning, the 58-year-old “Vogue” artist shed her clothes to endorse Democratic candidate Hillary Clinton. Earlier this week singer Katy Perry shed her […]

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Doctors Release Hillary’s Health Report

York, Pennsylvania – (satireworld.com) Doctors who’ve attended to the fainting prone Hillary Clinton have issued a complete health report describing in detail the ex-secretary of state’s overall health, and in doing so, painted a rosy picture.

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REPORT: Hillary Clinton Once Sexually Harassed FOX New’s Roger Ailes in 1998

New York, NY – (satireworld.com) The sexual misconduct charges are flying faster than ever before as the election season becomes less than ten weeks from from the big day. This week it’s Hillary Clinton caught up in the sexual perversion dragnet by a revelation from her First Lady past where she reportedly sexually harassed FOX […]

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Why Are The 10 Worst US Cities All Run By Democrats?

Detroit, MI – (SatireWorld.com) According to SatireWorld’s rankings, Detroit is the most miserable city in the United States. Home to violent crimes, high unemployment, decreasing population and economic crises, Detroit beat out Miami (last years winner) along with Flint-MI, Chicago-IL, and Modesto-CA.

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Hillary Riding High As DNC Paints Rosy Picture Of Her Past ‘Military Service’ and Arkansas ‘Beauty Pageant’ Winnings

Philadelphia, PA – (satireworld.com) Just How Stupid Does Hillary Think Voters Are? The Democratic National Convention kicked off today with swirling rumors there was collusion between Debbie Wasserman-Schultz emails and Hillary Clinton concerning the sabotage of the Bernie Sanders Presidential campaign. This accusation highlights the unfair Clinton advantage that cost millions of dollars from Bernie […]

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Pentagon To Repeal Ban on Transgender Troops

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) Men who pretend they are women, and women who pretend they are men, will be able to serve openly in America’s military services as early as next week.

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Revealed! Spoof Writer Had Starring Role In The Original ‘Gilligan’s Island’ TV Sitcom

Hollywood, CA – (satireworld.com) Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale a tale of a fateful trip, that started from this tropic port, aboard this tiny ship… To all fans of the popular television sitcom Gilligan’s Island, no one character had the mystic and adoring fan base as the character known as ‘The […]

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Bernie Saunders Denies Sexual Relationship With Connecticut Congresswoman Rosa DeLauro

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) Rep. Rosa DeLauro (D-CT), wore her ‘Black Sabbath Best’ to the Bernie Saunders’ fundraising photo opportunity with other Democratic women of the House to highlight the historic diversity of the House Democratic Caucus in Congress and celebrate the increased number of women joining the Democratic Caucus.

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North Korea Explodes Hydrogen Bomb

Pyongyang, North Korea – (satireworld.com) North Korea said it successfully tested a miniaturized hydrogen nuclear device today claiming a significant advance in its strike capability and setting off alarm bells in Japan and South Korea.

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Hillary Proposes ‘Thumb Amputations’ For All Muslim-male Refugees

New York, NY – (satireworld.com) Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton proposed immediate legislation that would curb any possible gun violence by Muslim males who enter the US on a visa or under refugee status. The method would include mandatory surgical thumb removal to prevent the unauthorized use of any firearms by any Muslim male who […]

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Debbie Wasserman-Schultz Called A Nitwit In Public Debate

Washington, DC- (satireworld.com) Congresswoman Debbie Wasserman-Schultz (D-FL)has again put her size eleven clodhopper in her mouth after she falsely accused Republican ex-congressman Allen West of attempting to ruin Medicare by trying to balance the budget screwed up by President Barack Obama and addressing the National Debt ceiling when he was serving in Congress. Wasserman-Schultz who […]

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Florida Child Welfare Agency Orders Crackdown On Planned Parenthood Citing ‘ Tater Tots’ And ‘Baby Back Ribs’ Harvesting.’

Tallahassee, FL (satireworld.com) The Florida Department of Health and Human Services launched the biggest child abuse crackdown in the agency’s history. Citing various infractions of both state and federal laws, the enforcement division of the HHS, made simultaneous raids at Planned Parenthood locations across the state.

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Bruce Jenner…From Wheaties to Fruit Loops In One Lifetime!

Hollyweird, CA – (satireworld.com) The world just became a little weirder with the full media onslaught concerning former ‘man’ Bruce Jenner who has slipped the bonds of common sense, and through self anointment, has become ‘Caitlin’ the woman pretender.

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Winter Weather Frustrates Al Gore After Record Cold Snap Breaks 100 Year Records

Nashville, TN- (satireworld.com) Frustrated over seeing his environmental influence being challenged by a wave after wave of extreme cold winter storms that have people scrambling to keep warm in almost every state, ex-vice president and perennial sore loser, Al Gore is at a loss for words and has gone into hiding somewhere on his 7,000 […]

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North Korea’s Kim Song-Un ‘Unfriends’ Obama Over Internet Troubles

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) First, it was the Sony Studios hacking and subsequent furor over North Korean’s part in damages to an American business enterprise. Second, it was the mysterious denial of service blackout that stalled all 12 of North Korea’s Commodore 1 desk tops last week. This week the North has vowed to retaliate […]

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Obama Contradicts CDC: ‘If You Like Your Ebola, You Can Keep Your Ebola!’

The White House – (satireworld.com) Despite the CDC’s call for people in Ebola-stricken nations to “avoid public transportation,” Barack Obama, who knows everything about everything, said: “You cannot get it through casual contact like sitting on a bus. In fact, if you like your Ebola, you can keep your Ebola.”

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Model Kate Upton’s First Training Bra For Sale on eBay In Wild Bidding Spree

New York City, NY – (SatireWorld.com) Satire World reports that a personal item of a well known Sports Illustrated model has found its way on the popular auction site eBay and in past days all bidding has gone thru the roof.

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North Korea Warns of ‘State of War’ Between Satire World and Pyongyang After Photos Emerge

Pyongyang, North Korea – (satireworld) The war of words has heated up in recent days between the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea, aka North Korea, and a respected American online publication known for its cutting edge humor. Satireworld.com says threats of being in a state of ‘war’ have surfaced after a series of photos were […]

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A Rags to Riches Story…How Hillary and Bill Screw The US Government

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) This week, Maybe-a-Presidential-candidate Hillary Clinton showed her plain-as-folk face and went on a Diane Sawyer softballed TV interview promoting her book in an effort to connect with average Joe and Josie America to show them she’s just like them! Millions listened to Hillary tell her story of being ‘dirt poor broke’ […]

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Lab-grown Vaginas Big Hit At Lesbian Caterers

Tijuana, Mexico – (satireworld.com) Lab grown artificial vaginas are a reality! Scientists in Tijuana Mexico have patented the process where replacement vaginas can be grown in a petri dish in about 3 weeks. American and Mexican doctors and scientists carried out implant surgery four times between June 2005 and October 2008, reports the Tijuana Medical […]

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School For Sexual Predators Successful in Obtaining Federal Grant Funding

Washington, DC – (Satireworld.com) As part of the GLADD, NAMBLA, and transgender community’s outreach program, the Uncle Herbert School of Childhood Diseases and Molestation has received its first installment of a $2 million dollar grant from the Department of Health and Human Services completing a decades-old search to have the school’s inclusion with-in the federally […]

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Beckham’s hazing confession: “I Was Forced Into Self-Sex Acts While at Manchester United”

Manchester (UK) – satireWorld.com David Beckham was forced to perform a humiliating sex act while looking at a photo of soccer fan Ian Youngs during a bizarre homoerotic hazing ritual, the soccer star admits in a new documentary.

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Lab-grown Vaginas Big Hit At Lesbian Caterers

Tijuana, Mexico – (satireworld.com) Lab grown artificial vaginas are a reality! Scientists in Tijuana Mexico have patented the process where replacement vaginas can be grown in a petri dish in about 3 weeks. American and Mexican doctors and scientists carried out implant surgery four times between June 2005 and October 2008, reports the Tijuana Medical […]

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To Support Herself Bin Laden’s Widow Dances With ‘Saudi Girls Gone Wild’ In Riyadh

Riyadh, Saudi Arabia – (SatireWorld.com) Alone and penniless for the first time, Fatima Bin Laden was forced to leave Pakistan last year and find work in her home country of Saudi Arabia after US Navy SEALS put an end to her husband Osama’s career as a world renown terrorist several years ago.

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Connecticut Passes Nation’s Highest Minimum Wage

Hartford, Conn – (satireworld.com) Connecticut raised its minimum wage $24.67 an hour from the previous $ 8.70 an hour over the next three years, surpassing Washington as the highest in the country, reports Satireworld.

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PHOTO OF THE DAY

Stupidity comes in all colors…

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Leaning Tower of Pisa Falls! Hundreds of Russian Tourists Crushed!

Tuscany, Italy – (SatireWorld.com) The Italian government was dumbfounded immediately after confirming news reports that the famous Tower of Pisa fell. Long touted as an impossible building that had an accurate description attached to its name, the 183 foot tower fell with a loud crack and squishy thud as crowds of sweaty tourists from Russia […]

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Chicago Man Goes 60 Years Without Bathing

Chicago, IL – (SatireWorld.com) A Chicago man has broken the world record for the number of years spent without bathing. Friends say he’s spent the last 60 years without taking a bath. After learning of the story, the Chicago Tribune recently published pictures of the 80 year old man who has lived in the Chicago […]

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