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JOHN KERRY DYNAMIC TRIBUTE TRILOGY III: KERRY DECLARES WAR ON LORD XENU (I WAS AGAINST SCIENTOLOGY BEFORE I WAS FOR IT!)

The Batshit Avenue Scientology Community People’s Temple – (satireworld.com) John Kerry is a man of the world, but now his flip-flopping has soared astronomically, to the point where it’s on a genuinely cosmic scale.

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JOHN KERRY DYNAMIC TRIBUTE TRILOGY II: NAPALM THAT GODDAMN CYBER-HORSE!

CharlieLand – (satireworld.com) Everybody (more or less) seems to love Charlie, the moody animated horse from Sugarcandy Mountain; yet, it seems he hasn’t got a friend in John Kerry, as you’ll read.

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JOHN KERRY DYNAMIC TRIBUTE TRILOGY I: VAST MAINSTREAM-LOGICAL-CONSPIRACY

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) The entire International Community (all ten or so individuals!) have been suddenly cast adrift without guidance and enlightenment…No, it’s not, as you mighta thought, that Glenn Beck and his MSNBC haters have hung up their microphones, leaving the entire global policy world in eternal darkness. Nah! It’s just that John Kerry […]

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The White–Supremacist-Neoliberal-Capitalist-Cultural-Imperialist-Patriarchy is Persecuting Cologne ‘Rapists!’  (Part 2)

Cologne, Germany (satireworld.com)  Women should be free to celebrate however they like on New Year’s Eve. Oh, here we go! This shit is barely even worth refuting. Look, you may talk about ‘freedom of dancing, freedom of singing, freedom of whatever,’ but let me tell you something, you hateful bigot. Freedom of speech demands accountability; hate […]

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The White–Supremacist-Neoliberal-Capitalist-Cultural-Imperialist-Patriarchy is Persecuting Cologne ‘Rapists!’ (Part 1)

London Middle-Class Liberation Action Force – (satireworld.com) Lyndon B. C. Neville, notable  undergraduate student activist of the Islington Intellectual Day-Care Centre Scientific Liberation and Post-Scientific Fashionable Claptrap Think Tank (IIDCCSLAPSFCTT for short!) has recently unleashed a fiery polemic denouncing the ‘creeping feminists,’ ‘creeping anti-rape apologists,’ and ‘Islamophobic bigots’ (insofar as there’s a difference!) who are […]

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