by Sir Percival Pissgums on 25/04/11 at 4:07 amWashington, DC-(SatireWorld.com)
The Kentucky Fried Chicken corporation (KFC) announced that it has purchased the vacant lot at 1601 Pennsylavania Avnue in Washington, DC right next door to the White House.The company plans to build at 600 seat restaurant in time for a January, 2012 opening date.
“We know we’l be selling a tremendous amount of take-out, especially since the President only likes Halal foods and now we also deliver!” Says Myron Fibbs regional manager for KFC.
The chicken giant prevailed in a tug-of-war over the purchase of the lot, winning over the Beefy-Burger chain who planned on putting up a All-Bull Burgers franchised store that would’ve caused the present administration some embarrassment. The lot was once owned by the government and was originally scheduled to be developed as a free daycare and childcare center for government employees, but current budget problems and cutbacks caused the property to be sold to the highest bidder.
KFC plans to include in the location an authentic Chicago-type laundromat, a pool hall, and 3 chair barber shop to help any displaced Chicagoan staffers who make the transfer feel ‘more at home’.
Fibbs also promised that at least 40% of all chicken parts will be American-Made.