Jenner’s Penis generates no bids on Ebay despite claims it was only used 6 times!

by on 03/06/15 at 6:45 pm

Perhaps Caitlin is afraid of Mr. Snippy...

Perhaps Caitlin is afraid of Mr. Snippy…

Hollywood, CA – (

“Bruce”/Caitlyn Jenner was said to be mortified after his offer in the Antiques section of Ebay to sell his member to the highest bidder went relatively unnoticed despite a ‘buy it now’ price of $69.95” was generally ignored by collectors!

While Jenner has transformed most of its body with cosmetic surgery and hormone treatments, the final ultimate procedure has been postponed until someone steps up and buys his aged member!

“We can’t have it hanging around limp past it’s sell by date, and no body wants to buy meat that has been ‘previously frozen,” said Leroy Danglewood, the Ebay VP in charge of verifying legitimate sales items.

As soon as somebody steps up and buys it the operation will take place, it’ll be wrapped in dry ice and shipped overnight by Fed X for next day delivery…it’s up to the buyer to be responsible for what happens to it next! They can donate it to the Bill & Hillary charity, the Smithonian to be desplayed in a pickle jar next to John Dillenger’s, or the Germain Greer Feminist Museum in Provincetown, MA. as another trophy, or sent to Iraq fo ISIS on a bun labeled “pulled Pork Sandwich” with BBQ sauce listed as optional…!”

No word yet if an attempt to ‘stiffen it up” will allow it to be sold as a dildo strap on on the Adam & Eve adult website as a ‘miscellaneous item’

A disclaimer from the NRA says “this items is cocked, but not loaded, but always handle a dangerous weapon carefully to avoid unintentional discharge which could cause injury or accidental pregnancy or expensive dry cleaning expense!”

4 Responses to “Jenner’s Penis generates no bids on Ebay despite claims it was only used 6 times!”

  1. captain america

    Jun 3rd, 2015

    ….guess that’s it for pole vaulting!

  2. E. Williams

    Jun 3rd, 2015

    Nicely played, all the way through, Cap!

  3. captain america

    Jun 4th, 2015

    “she” says the only way she can keep it under control is to
    tape it to her leg with “Barbed Wire”…….

  4. E. Williams

    Jun 4th, 2015

    “Barbed Wire” and duct tape hold the world together, it’s true.

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