by Queen of Bedlam on 23/07/15 at 7:11 am
New York City, NY – (satireworld.com)
Swirling rumors of Presidential candidate and business magnate Donald Trump’s secret Polish ancestry have surfaced in recent days tying the New York City icon to labor unions and the union’s leftist-based movement to socialize America.
The media uproar started several weeks ago with an article in Rolling Stone magazine which delved into family history’s of several prominent New York City families, including real estate tycoon Donald Trump’s.
Rolling Stone writer Sabrina Rubin Erdely (well known for campus rape reporting) said today, “According to Ellis Island immigration records, the original family name of ‘The Donald’ as given by Trump’s great-great immigrant grandfather was Stasha Trumka. His city of birth was listed as Lipschitz, a once suburb of Krakow, Poland in 1879.”
Recently discovered Ellis Island records show a ‘Stasha Trumka’ immigrating into the US in 1901. Included with his written immigration request is a listing for Russian-born Illiana Burchekoff, age 16, who listed her profession as babushka model and part-time fish cutter. Trumka’s profession was listed as a ‘bak’
which translated into English means ‘gadfly.’
Richard Trumka, the firebrand AFL-CIO President denies he has any affiliation with the Trump family either historically or by relationship of any sort. “That would make me a blood-sucking capitalist,” said Trumka in a recent ‘I Hate Scott Walker’ rally in downtown Chicago.
Donald Trump gave his own thoughts to the media about any relationship with Trumka…” It’s just another union goon ploy to organize the sixteen Republican candidates into some sort of union where we pay exorbitant dues.”