Meat Found In McDonald’s Hamburger!

by on 25/07/15 at 8:17 am

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Peoria, IL – (satireworld.com)

An Illinois couple says they got a huge surprise after a burger run to their local McDonald’s.

Debbie and Hans Mirth ordered a double cheeseburger at the Golden Arches drive-thru. After returning home and unwrapping the meal, they discovered it contained real meat, Mirth told a reporter from local NBC affiliate WXCR

“This is what I found when I opened my hamburger, almost 7 ounces of cooked meat and a really cute green pickle on top….it really color-coordinated well with the grayish meat patty,” said Debbie Mirth.

The couple say they talked to the restaurant manager who offered no apology and said all future burgers will contain even more meat once they get the new labeling straightened out.

“He just says, ‘Come in, buy another Mc Double.’ Well, you know, that’s not my complaint,” Debbie says. “It’s just that I got real meat for a change and that surprised me. Especially after a lifetime of eating ‘fillers’ I was kinda used to that cardboard-y taste.”

“You know? I want more than that, I want to know what kind of meat,” Hans said, adding that the 100% meat claim was a surprise and appeared to be intentional, but he had his suspicions.

The manager of the restaurant eventually did explain to the couple that ‘slow down now…it would be one step at a time’ and they should be happy that they received 100% meat and in the future he’s certain the parent corporation will reveal exactly what kind of meat is involved.

Rich O’Beefe, the McDonald’s owner, told WXCR TV that the incident is no laughing matter and now he’s constantly telling patrons that the new taste is just meat and it is OK to eat.



3 Responses to “Meat Found In McDonald’s Hamburger!”

  1. Captain america

    Jul 25th, 2015

    …enjoy it before the $15 an hour wage for illiterates kicks in!

  2. Floyd B.

    Nov 17th, 2016

    What BS !! Especially the 3 “still fresh today” burgers?

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