Trump Releases Renovation Plans For Post-Obama White House

by on 26/07/15 at 8:03 am

The Marine Band will play each evening for guests and Marine One helicopter flights to Camp David are a weekend side trip for the 5-star guest plan.

The Marine Band will play each evening for guests and Marine One helicopter flights to Camp David are a weekend side trip for the 5-star guest plan.


New York City, NY – (satireworld.com)

One thing you can say about Donald Trump is that he’s a forward looking real estate planner! Today’s press release shores up that statement with an architects rending of the future Trump White House after The Donald’s builders complete a renovation to the 200 year old national landmark.

Promoted as the ‘hotel of the people’ the proposed 600 room ultra luxurious White House Executive Offices and Spa will boast private helicopter pads, doorman dressed as US Marines, 3 luxury restaurants, a casino, 2 swimming pools, and a custom wood paneled cigar and port room named ‘The Monica Room.’

According to Trump, national monuments should be used 24/7 and in most cases, the profit of having the public and private enterprise use the facilities could make a difference in paying down the national debt. Trump gave a few examples like….

A weekend staying at Jefferson’s Monticello, or a night or two in George Washington’s bed in Mount Vernon. Several folks expressed having private celebrations at the Statue of Liberty, or a large private picnic at the Smithsonian Museum.

We’ll know for sure next summer if the Trump phenomenon reaches its peak and The Donald captures his party’s nomination, but until then we’ll just have to wait and see.



One Response to “Trump Releases Renovation Plans For Post-Obama White House”

  1. Philbert of Macadamia

    Jul 26th, 2015

    Today’s Oxymoron; “Truthful Hillary.”

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