Formicophilia A Favorite Past-time Thrill With Current European Refugees

by on 04/11/15 at 10:35 am

Brice Callaway, a wannabe-muslum and who now calls himself Mohammed, says s[piders are his favorite because it freaks out his girlfriend in bed.

Brice Callaway, a wannabe-muslim and who now calls himself Mohammed-Jay, says spiders are his favorite because it freaks out his girlfriend Mandie when he lets some loose in their bed.


Mohammed keeps his bugs in a jar near the door

Mohammed keeps his bugs in a jar near the door


Debbie Wasserman-Schultz describes the bug the doctors pulled from her rectum on Tuesday evening during a stop over in Chicago

Debbie Wasserman-Schultz describes the centipede doctors pulled from her rectum on Tuesday evening during a stop over in Hamburg, Germany after complaining of a terrible itch.


Berlin, Germany-(satireworld.com)

Mohammed says he doesn’t miss Syria any longer, especially the daily threats of violence and a life filled with occasional chaos. Today, Mohammed gets up every morning and drives his new S-series Mercedes Benz to his custodial job at the Entomology Center at Nordic Peoples Pharmaceutical Company in suburban Berlin, where he cleans laboratories and keeps the floors highly waxed.

How does a lowly custodian dress well, live in an luxury apartment, and afford to drive a six-figured automobile? Well, Mohammed is also an first-class entrepreneur who caters to the thriving sexual tastes of millions of other third-world expatriates living in and around Berlin. He does this by taking home some of his work…namely bugs!

The Entomology Center raises billions of insects for medical research and Mohammed just helps himself, and by that means, helps others have sexual pleasure in the form of Formicophilia.

The definition of Formicophilia is the form of deriving sexual pleasure from insects crawling on the body, specifically on the genital area. It is more common in third world countries, primarily because most homes are rather porous and infested with all sizes and types of insects.

These squalid living conditions will eventually lead to an individual enjoying his or hers genitals being exposed to crawling insects. Since most third-worlder’s have outdoor bathrooms, as many middle eastern countries do, and if this happens at a young age when they are sexually developing, they eventually derive pleasure from it.

Mohammed has found a niche market where his collection of foot-long centipedes, boring insects, and tiny black spiders bring top prices from those seeking some ‘back-home’ pleasures.

Native Germans have taken a fancy to the once forbidden fetish and have formed clubs of their own with dubious names like, Claire’s Nordic Centipedes, Elsie’s Beetles, and Klauss’ Large Hairy Spiders.

Even the Royal Family in Britain has had instances of formicophilia since immigrants have flooded in from the Middle East. According to her majesty Queen Elizabeth II, husband Phillip has had a ‘bug up his ass’ since 1973.



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