Satire Writer Becomes Famous and Wealthy After Shark Tank Episode

by on 18/02/16 at 7:49 am

Today, with a full head of hair that even a die-hard  hippie would be proud of, Philbert has the confidence to tyake on the world and even had sex for the first time that he didn't have to pay for!

Today, with a full head of hair that even a die-hard hippie would be proud of, Philbert has the confidence to take on the world and even had sex for the first time that he didn’t have to pay for!


PHilbert was so concientious of his balb head he resorted to disquises whe he went out to dinner but that ended with his invention of the Hair Revigorator

Philbert was so conscientious of his bald head he resorted to disguises when he went out to dinner but that ended with his invention of the Hair Rejuvenator


Philbert proudly wears his invention and is happy to show you his youthful tresses.

Philbert proudly wears his invention and is happy to show you his youthful tresses.

Baltimore, MD – (satireworld.com)

Writing satire can be fulfilling but isn’t a way to achieve full financial independence in the long run….Just ask Philbert Macadamia. In fact, his wife did just that and that’s when he started on the road to financial freedom!

Several months later Philbert found himself on the hit TV series ‘Shark Tank’ where he pitched his discovery with hopes of landing an investor. Philbert’s ‘hair growing headpiece’ was an instant hit with a Shark Tank regular Kevin O’Leary, aka Mr. Wonderful, who just happened to be as bald as Philbert once was.

Of course, this was before Philbert started wearing his ‘Instant Hair Rejuvenator’ for just 10 minutes a day and the results were astounding!.

A photo montage presentation of a bald Philbert using various hair restoration products like….aerosol spray on hair, a natty-looking 1950’s era toupee, applying glue to his head and sprinkling granulated steel wool on his bald palate, using Nelson’s Press-on-Hair decals, and brushing Chia-pet goop all over his scalp caught the interest of several Shark Tank investors, but O’Leary came up with the requested $10 million dollars to start the company.

Today, Philbert drives an expensive sports car and supervises a workforce of over two hundred hard working assemblers who daily ship over 2500 Hair Rejuventors all over the world. In fact, Philbert claims he has sex up to twice a month now and with women!!!!

To find out if you qualify for the experience of running your fingers through thick luxurious hair of your own call 1-888-BIG-HAIR



2 Responses to “Satire Writer Becomes Famous and Wealthy After Shark Tank Episode”

  1. Philbert of Macadamia

    Feb 18th, 2016

    “Philbert claims he has sex up to twice a month now and with women!!!!”

    ……..and they run their fingers through thick luxurious hair located at……

  2. E. Williams

    Feb 18th, 2016

    Way to go, Philbert!

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