Sanders and Schultz: “We’re moving the DNC to Toms River!”

by on 27/03/16 at 8:26 am

Hasidic Jews Chaim and Myra Belinsky stand for hours in front of a nice split-level house taunting the owners to sell.

Last week Hasidic Jews Chaim and Myra Belinsky stood for hours in front of a nice Toms River split-level house taunting the owners to sell while standing in an odd pose. They left once PETA protesters showed up after the home’s owner called PETA complaining about Chaim’s fur hat.

Toms River, NJ – (satireworld.com)

Debbie Wasserman Schulz and Bernie Sanders have decided to move the DNC to Toms River NJ to join the horde of Hasidic Jewish migrants fleeing from the terror of NYC and its anti semantic
violence fostered by Jesse Jackson and his talk of Hymie town!

The pair have been seen going door to door with campaign cash buying out home owners with threats of being surrounded with old Jewish men in black hats and braided hair taking over the neighborhood driving down real estate values!

Huma Weiner has been seen holding up pictures of her husband’s erect penis further scaring local twitter fans and virgins!

Huma said Anthony is getting aroused by thought of becoming a community adviser much like the dancing Queen Obama and getting back in politics!

Said Bernie,”if you want a little tip don’t forget my Bris next week,!”



One Response to “Sanders and Schultz: “We’re moving the DNC to Toms River!””

  1. Bargis

    Mar 27th, 2016

    The Captain is back with set-on humor!

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