by captain america on 27/03/16 at 8:26 am
Toms River, NJ – (satireworld.com)
Debbie Wasserman Schulz and Bernie Sanders have decided to move the DNC to Toms River NJ to join the horde of Hasidic Jewish migrants fleeing from the terror of NYC and its anti semantic
violence fostered by Jesse Jackson and his talk of Hymie town!
The pair have been seen going door to door with campaign cash buying out home owners with threats of being surrounded with old Jewish men in black hats and braided hair taking over the neighborhood driving down real estate values!
Huma Weiner has been seen holding up pictures of her husband’s erect penis further scaring local twitter fans and virgins!
Huma said Anthony is getting aroused by thought of becoming a community adviser much like the dancing Queen Obama and getting back in politics!
Said Bernie,”if you want a little tip don’t forget my Bris next week,!”