by Oleg Penkovsky on 09/05/16 at 3:50 pm
Washington DC – (Satireworld.com)
The 10-bed, 20-bathroom, $30m Georgetown listing is in hush-hush contract according to back channels at Bulldozerbait & Teardown, realtors to DC’s elite.
Formerly the official residence of the Brazilian ambassador the four story post-colonial style red prick – ah, brick! – mansion sits proudly in seven lush acres, flanked by bronze-leafed Chilean Pine hybrids and giant California redwoods.
It changed hands last autumn ahead of a major refurb.
“The pool house alone is gotta be worth five million bucks,” an estate guide commented, “you could install Marion Robinson in the self-contained 3-bed penthouse replete with five fireplaces and a rooftop ha-ha. Think ‘sunken Jacuzzi in a sylvan setting’ and you wouldn’t be far off the mark.”
Staff accommodation includes a state-of-the-art security control room plus a 10-car garage and helicopter landing strip.
“Naturally we cannot comment on the new owner’s identity,” the guide continued, “save to say that No Trump contracts can be tricky for prime property buyers. Never rush to play any public high cards in a one-off investment of this size.”