…Now A Word From Our Sponsors

by on 26/06/16 at 6:36 am

Betty should know! Ever since her tawdry experience with the all black high school basketball team Betty's re-curring STD's requires massive doses of expensive penicillin. But Betty invested in the Acme Home Penicillin Kit and saves her family money and the embarrassment of  pharmacy visits.

Smart Betty should know!
Ever since her tawdry experience with the Detroit high school basketball team Smart Betty’s recurring STD’s require massive doses of expensive penicillin. But Smart Betty invested in the Acme Home Penicillin Kit and now saves her family money plus, she no longer feels the embarrassment of frequent pharmacy visits.

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Be the first on your block to grow your own penicillin! Why waste that moldy bread when it can be turned into a life saving wonder drug in just a few days!

With the ACME Home Penicillin Kit you can treat hubby’s flaky dandruff…Junior’s hideous neck boils…And little Debbie’s unsightly puss-filled acne outbreaks all from the privacy of your own home! Plus, make a double batch and treat friends and family too!

Imagine the look on relative’s faces as they feel the results of your home-brewed cure. Especially favorite family members like Uncle Charlie who’s crotch rot has plagued him since Iwo Jima or Aunt Mildred who’s anal cysts have ruined many lovely seat cushions over the years.

You too can be a Wonder Woman and help those around you. Plus, maybe make a little extra money on the side as well.

Call ACME today and we will send your kit via parcel post. Call 1-888-800-1000 Today!
Please, no COD’s or stamps accepted.



One Response to “…Now A Word From Our Sponsors”

  1. O'Leg Pee

    Jun 26th, 2016

    Acne Home Penicillin Kit the baby feline that gives you zits…

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