by Oleg Penkovsky on 09/10/16 at 10:58 am
New York, NY – (SatireWorld.com)
“No wonder Bill Clinton is pissed,” a concierge at the imposing Billionaires Row tower said this weekend, “now that his Arkansas Presidential Library rooftop poop (pool? – Ed) pipe-dream’s been trumped – by Obama’s new Foundation pad.”
Speaking exclusively to SatireWorld reporters the deep-throat disclosed some never-seen-before drone footage taken 1,000ft above Manhattan showing a state of the art 360-degree wraparound lazy river dominating the Olympic sized swimming pool.
“It’ perfect for a privacy-conscious skinny-dipping ex-Prez,” the insider commented, “so high up above Manhattan it cannot be overlooked.”
A bespoke in-the-sky barbecue kitchen, custom-built hot tubs and 50ft champagne bar complete the luxe layout set atop the $100m West Side condominium – said to have been gifted to the Obama Foundation as a NYC base.
At 11,000 sq ft the six-bedroom, two-floor West 57th Street penthouse also comes with half a dozen 20ft-tall receptions plus gorgeous his ‘n’ hers studies, impressive staff quarters and an express turbo-powered lift.
“It’s also got its very own dumb waiter,” the realtor added, “delivering goodies from hotel kitchens that service the penthouse 24/7.”
Not much is known about the condominium’s provenance nor donors’ identity after they demanded utmost secrecy before gifting this pad.
“Whoever it is sure doesn’t like the Clintons,” ‘Deep Throat’ continued, “can’t say I blame ’em, what a bunch of lowdown crooks.”