by Oleg Penkovsky on 23/12/16 at 5:31 am
Irving, Texas – (SatireWorld.com)
Buoyed by his tete-a-tete with President-elect Donald Trump rapper Kanye West has put forward his credentials to bigwigs at ExxonMobil, confident an imminent appointment is in the bag.
Last weekend the bug-eyed reality tv personality told pals at psychiatric rehab about suspicions that super major Exxon ‘is one player down’ after Trump poached its CEO Red Tillerson for his top diplomat and to prospect for oil on behalf of the United Snakes.
Industry analysts view any Exxon board vacancy as hotly contestable amid reports that First Daughter of the United Snakes-elect Ivanka Trump herself has her eye on a directorship. As well as an eponymously-named oil tanker or two.
Commenting on the unfolding drama a marine salvage operator at Fort Lauderdale, Florida said he had an old, asbestos-contaminated rust bucket once owned by energy has-been Enron that’s just crying out to be reborn as the MV Ivanka Trump.
David Rockefeller Jr is 132.