Pasadena Nixes Rose Bowl Marching Deal With North Korea Due To International Tensions

by on 31/08/17 at 3:15 pm

North Korea's All Girl Marching Army celebrates by marching for 300 miles without a potty break.

North Korea’s All Girl Marching Army celebrates by marching for 300 miles without a potty break.

Drum Majorette Sun Il-Soon who's Army rank is Major, struts her stuff during 'Dear Leader's' birthday celebration this past spring.

Drum Majorette Sun Il-Soon who’s Army rank is Major, struts her stuff during ‘Dear Leader’s’ birthday celebration this past spring.

File photos show the close drill preparations that were to  be used in the Pasadena Rose Bowl parade now put on indefinite hold.

File photos show the close drill preparations that were to be used in the Pasadena Rose Bowl parade now put on indefinite hold.


Pasadena, CA – (SatireWorld.com)

Rose Bowl Parade officials sent an official notice to members of the elite North Korean Army’s women’s precision marching cadre that has angered North Korean strongman, Kim Sung Un. The letter gave official notice that due to recent international nuclear tensions, the participation of the 5,000 member all women North Korean precision marching army will not be allowed to travel to Southern California. The annual parade showcases the annual Rose Bowl football spectacular held in Pasadena each January 1st.

The People’s Democratic Republic of North Korea (DPRK) was to be paid $10 million US dollars, given 5,000 Disneyland tickets, and each marcher was to receive a brand new color TV set and a all-camo Speedo swimsuit. The nixed deal has sent a wave of official North Korean government protests to Washington.

North Korea, long noted as the most precision marching cadre in the world, has been training night and day for the Pasadena event. Thousands of signs were already made that would have spelled out flashing messages from thousands of North Korean visitors who bought prepaid blocks of seating in the visitors section. Even thousands of new black leather jackboots were purchased that reportedly put a dent in meager government resources.

“We even had a really fat capitalist running dog to let loose in the stadium,” claims Koo Fong Wa, Deputy Interior Minister. “Now, I guess we’ll just have to pass it around and eat it!”



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