‘I Was Just The Poor Door Janitor’ Beleaguered Attorney Tells New York Bar Council

by on 12/05/18 at 4:45 pm

Steven Doninger explains to a packed courtroom how he manipulated Chevron in a multi-million dollar shakedown

Steven Donziger explains to a packed courtroom how he manipulated Chevron in a multi-million dollar shakedown but redeemed himself by placing pocket change on the Catholic church collection plate.

New York City, NY – (SatireWorld.com)

A former Obama-Spitzer-Weiner-Schneiderman LLP partner was ‘no more than a front-of-house enforcer’ for Big Roil lawfare bosses a professional standards council heard today.

Besieged NYC attorney Steven Donziger is facing conduct unbecoming disbarment after getting caught out in an Ecuadorian shakedown scam.

This sought to rob US super major Chevron of nigh on nineteen billion dollars in an Audacity Of Dope blockbuster bankrolled by the Mob.

The Harvard-educated 69 year-old is in the dock following a disastrous RICO – Racketeer Influenced And Corrupt Obama Organizations – Act judgement that branded him a conniving little crook.

Commenting on today’s proceedings a spokesperson at his ex-partners’ swanky new Filth Avenue, UES orifices told SatireWorld reporters it was all ‘a fucking witch hunt’.

Loretta ‘Da Shredda’ Lynch is one helluva class act



One Response to “‘I Was Just The Poor Door Janitor’ Beleaguered Attorney Tells New York Bar Council”

  1. Bargis

    May 12th, 2018

    Nefarious bastard!

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