Snoop Dog and Martha Stewart…”I Make His Fo Schizzle Sizzle”

by on 16/08/18 at 1:51 pm

The latest in inexplainable celebrity hook-ups!

The latest in inexplainable celebrity hook-ups!

Guest chef Pee Wee tried some and didn't like it.

Guest chef Pee Wee tried some and didn’t like it.

Several of Snoop Dog's homies  had reservations about  Schizzle made by a white momma

Several of Snoop Dog’s homies had reservations about Schizzle Sizzle made by some white woman.

The Cooking Channel – (satireworld.com)

As crazy as it seems, cooking and love of food has caused one of the strangest hook-ups in the history of celebrity relationships….Cooking and lifestyle guru Martha Stewart meets street wise pot smoking Snoop Dog!

In a candid interview for SatireWorld, Martha, who claims to be on the light side of 70 years old, says she can still make Snoopy’s ‘schizzle sizzle’ when the time is right. Snoop Dog agrees and claims she’s no ‘Nun Bun’ herself when it comes to being fun and lovable.

The Cooking Channel has given them a show together where they both display kitchen talents. Martha has taken it a step further and shares her recipe for Snoop Dog’s Schizzle Sizzle….aka fo shizzle my nizzle.

1 cup of room temperature schizzle
4 oz fresh nizzle juice
1 cup of Mad Dog 20/20 wine
3 tsp of ground premium pot, seeds w/stems
4 tsp Tabasco sauce
1 tsp kosher salt
1 tbsp black-lives-matter pepper
2 medium eggs
Dash Worcester sauce
2 tsp olive oil
1 cup all purpose flour

Combine ingredients in a non-metallic bowl and beat with a wire whip for 3 minutes until blended. Place in a pre-heated oven at 350 degrees for 25 minutes. Remove. Cool and serve with grits and fried chicken….Enjoy!



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