Ben & Jerry’s Founders Creating Democrat-Inspired Ice Cream Flavors to ‘Take Back Congress’

by on 22/09/18 at 2:44 pm

The Guatemalan Syphilis Exper-Mint was a big favorite on late night TV

The Guatemalan Syphilis Experi-Mint was a big favorite on late night TV

.....and of course...Impeach Trump!

…..and of course…Impeach Trump!

One for the Hollywood Libtards!

One for the Hollywood Libtards!

Concord, NH – (satireworld.com)

The duo behind Ben & Jerry’s ice cream is hoping to “take back Congress” by creating Democrat-inspired flavors.

Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield are teaming up with social justice organization MoveOn to create a contest to support seven progressive candidates ahead of the midterm elections.

In a press release posted to MoveOn’s website, the uber-liberal pair said, “We need a Democratic majority to check President Trump’s unrestrained power.”

The contest will consist of coming up with flavors and flavor names inspired by Democratic House challengers Jess King, Lauren Underwood, Aftab Pureval, J.D Scholten, Ammar Campa Najjar, Stephany Rose Spaulding and James Thompson.

The seven flavors to date are:

1) Drippy Douchebag Vanilla (James Thompson)

2) Guatemalan Syphilis Experi-Mint (Ammar Campa Najjar)

3) Maxine Water’s Underpants W/Chocolate Stripe (Stephany Rose)

4) Fruit and Nut California Mocha Blend (Jess King)

5) Urinal Cake Velvet Creme ( Lauren Underwood )

6) Double Dip Chocolate Chunk Fudge Packer ( Aftab Pureval )

7) Lying When Your Mouth Moves Raspberry ( J.D Scholten )



2 Responses to “Ben & Jerry’s Founders Creating Democrat-Inspired Ice Cream Flavors to ‘Take Back Congress’”

  1. Philbert of Macadamia

    Sep 23rd, 2018

    Forgot a flavor:

    Bronx Venezuela Nut Crappa (Socialist Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez)

  2. Bargis

    Sep 25th, 2018

    Gee do you think one could be Kenyan Chocolate and Vanilla Swirl with nuts?

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