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UK’s ‘The Spoof’ Suffers Through 3 Month Decline in Readership
(SatireWorld.com) After readership has gone up and down more times than Oprah’s dress size, the once popular British website, ‘the Spoof’ has nosedived in reader popularity in recent months…In fact, it readership has dipped an astounding 8% this month alone!
Full StoryAfter Reading Facebook Valued At $95 Billion, Internet Inventor Al Gore Sues For Unpaid Royalties
Oakridge, TN – (SatireWorld.com) Former United States Vice President and Internet inventor Al Gore filed a lawsuit today in Federal Court against Facebook. Gore claims that the social networking giant, which was recently valued at $95 billion, has never paid him the 2% royalty that he should be receiving.
Full StoryNew AFI Special “100 Years, 200 Breasts” To Be Telecast
Hollywood, CA – (SatireWorld.com) The American Film Institute (AFI) has produced several specials over the past twenty years. Joining the list that includes such programs as “100 Years, 100 Movies,” “100 Years, 100 Laughs,” and “100 Years, 100 Quotes,” will be a new special “100 Years, 200 Breasts.”
Full StoryCancellation of IMDb Daily Poll Causes Rioting, Hunger Strikes, Suicides
Las Cruces,NM – (SatireWorld.com) Late last week, the Internet Movie DataBase (IMDb) stopped placing their daily poll and daily quote/trivia on their homepage on the web. Instead, they told readers that these items could now be found on their Facebook page. Loss of the daily poll, which generally brought about 20,000 voters (world wide) to [...]
Full StoryKate Winslet’s Admission Titanic Theme Makes Her Vomit Sparks Agreement
Hollywood, FL – (SatireWorld.com) An admission by actress Kate Winslett that hearing the Titanic theme song (“My Heart Will Go On,” sung by Celine Dion) has sparked both controversy and agreement around the world. Following are the top ten comments as voted on by readers of this news magazine:
Full Story“The Banana Split Diet” Newest Craze Sweeping Nation
Morgan City, KS – (SatireWorld.com) Gary Southland never expected his Banana Split Diet to become so popular. In fact, he kind of thought that he would be the only person to try it. However, the success of the Banana Split Diet has people comparing it to Adkins, the Jared Fogle Subway Diet, the Pritkin Plan, [...]
Full StoryGE CEO Jeff Immelt Head of Obama’s Job Council Plans To Vote For Romney
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) General Electric CEO Jeff Immelt, the head of President Obama’s Jobs Board, plans to vote for Mitt Romney, says Fox Business reporter Charles Gasparino.
Full StoryDepartment of Energy Underwrites Firefighting Costs For The Chevy Volt. $4.4 Million Allocated.
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) In a concerted effort to boost flagging sales for the cornerstone automobile of the Greenies, the Obama Administration sought to increase the Chevrolet Volt purchaser tax credit from $7,500 to $10,000. But still, buyers are as scarce as a snow shovel in Miami.
Full StoryNike’s New Sneaker Offering Pisses Off The Irish Just Before St. Patrick’s Day
Dublin, Ireland – (SatireWorld.com) Nike has put its foot squarely in its mouth and just in time for St. Patrick’s Day. Today, Nike released a seasonal sneaker that bears the same name as a British paramilitary force notorious for brutal attacks on civilians in Ireland….The Black and Tan.
Full StoryDepartment of Energy Funded ‘Green’ Lightbulb To Cost Consumers $50 Apiece
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) The U.S. government last year announced a $10 million award (the “L Prize”) for any manufacturer who could create a “green” but affordable LED light bulb. Today, a winner was announced!
Full StoryGoing Green? GM’s Chevy Volt New Sub-compact Runs On two ‘AA’ batteries
Dearborn, MI – (SatireWorld.com) General Motors announced it’s extending the Chevrolet all electric car line by adding a sub-compact model to its Chevy Volt series of battery operated automobiles. In line with the current White House push for all green motor vehicles, GM is now offering a sub-compact car that runs on ordinary ‘AA’ batteries.
Full StoryMERDE! Volt Fails, Idiot Savant Obama Doubles Down on Citroen/Peugeot Deal with Taxpayer Money!
Washington,DC – (SatireWorld.com) Failed entrepreneur of the year, (the list is endless) CEO Barry Obama, announced that he has directed Government Motors (GM) to ‘double down’ on it’s failed business plan by abandoning the Chevy Volt, and moving into the EU with a 7% stake in Citroen/Peugeot in order to ‘share increasing losses with our [...]
Full StoryFormer Terrorist Given S.B.A. Loan Under Obama Stimulus Plan
A former Lieutenant in the Taliban, recently released after serving five years in prison, has opened a new local eatery. The Taliban Pizza Man offers dine-in, take-out, and delivery service from it’s new location on Main Street (just south of the Post Office).
Full StoryObama Supported Business Venture Fails After Taxpayers Invest $300million
Collard Falls, ID – (SatireWorld.com) President Barack Obama thought it was a great idea. So did the Secretary of the Treasury, and green-minded Al Gore. Converting paper plant tailings into a viable product with export potential was just what the country needed to put people back to work. But today, the Jihadi Paper Products Comapny [...]
Full StoryIn A Rare Interview Abbott and Costello Talk About US Unemployment Figures
Newark, NJ – (SatireWorld.com) To understand the common man, you really need to talk with the common man…So when talking with Bud Abbott and Lou Costello about today’s unemployment, we figured it couldn’t get anymore common than that. So, with pad and pencil in hand we stopped by Mr. Fields brownstone apartment house to visit [...]
Full StoryObama’s Second Amendment Dislike Backfires As Gun Purchases Increase In Past 3 Years
Washington,DC – (SatireWorld.com) U.S. gun manufacturers would likely not be the first to come to mind when considering industries who have benefited the most during President Obama’s first term, but a recent industry study finds that firearm sales and concealed handgun permit applications are at all-time highs since the 2008 election.
Full StoryGM Reports $9B in Profits…Taxpayer’s Bailout Share? ZERO!
Detroit, MI – (SatireWorld.com) Government bailout General Motors reported year end earnings figures today. The company made about $9 billion dollars in 2011. How much of its “fair share” is GM paying in taxes? Zero. In fact, from GM’s financial report, they actually received a “benefit” of $110 million for the year. The UAW benefited [...]
Full StoryFacebook Announces Corporate Move to Orlando Resulting in $1B Tax Saving!
Orlando, FL – (SatireWorld.com) Satire World (SW) Editor and Founder Bargis Tryhol announced today that Internet Juggernaut Facebook would be moving their corporate headquarters to his newly completed 800,000 square foot professional office park just outside Orlando, Florida, headquarters for his own internet empire.
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