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Cher Mad Chaz/Chastity Left The Seat Up When He/She Came To Visit For Mother’s Day
Hollywood, CA – (SatireWorld.com) Singer, actress, and Hollywood personality Cher is upset that her daughter/son Chasity/Chaz Bono left the seat up whe he/she came to visit Mom on Mother’s Day. The entertainer admits to sitting down “farther than I anticipated” and getting her bottom more than a little soaked.
Full StoryTravolta on Tom Cruise: He’s a Nice Boy, But He Just Rubs Me the Wrong Way!
Hollywood,CA – (SatireWorld.com) Turmoil in the dark halls and secret closets of Scientology today after it was disclosed that two of the cult’s biggest stars , “Tiny Tom” Cruise, and “Big John” Travolta experienced a great deal of “friction” in their long running relationship with the mysterious group and each other.
Full StoryUK’s ‘The Spoof’ Suffers Through 3 Month Decline in Readership
(SatireWorld.com) After readership has gone up and down more times than Oprah’s dress size, the once popular British website, ‘the Spoof’ has nosedived in reader popularity in recent months…In fact, it readership has dipped an astounding 8% this month alone!
Full StoryAfter Reading Facebook Valued At $95 Billion, Internet Inventor Al Gore Sues For Unpaid Royalties
Oakridge, TN – (SatireWorld.com) Former United States Vice President and Internet inventor Al Gore filed a lawsuit today in Federal Court against Facebook. Gore claims that the social networking giant, which was recently valued at $95 billion, has never paid him the 2% royalty that he should be receiving.
Full StoryWhite House Touts Good Economic News – Price Of Blow Job Hits 30-Year low
The White House – (SatireWorld.com) Hoping to cash in on better economic news since President Obama’s ‘I-killed-Bin-Laden’ publicity ploy backfired with voters and media experts, the White House press secretary has played up a new report about price reductions in the US economy. In a startling announcement by the Labor Department, Director Hans Job released [...]
Full StoryNew AFI Special “100 Years, 200 Breasts” To Be Telecast
Hollywood, CA – (SatireWorld.com) The American Film Institute (AFI) has produced several specials over the past twenty years. Joining the list that includes such programs as “100 Years, 100 Movies,” “100 Years, 100 Laughs,” and “100 Years, 100 Quotes,” will be a new special “100 Years, 200 Breasts.”
Full StoryThe World’s Most Interesting Man Claims He’s Already ‘Popped’ Kate Upton
Cape Town, SA – (SAtireWorld.com) The sailing vessel Conquest no sooner tied up to the dock in Capetown, when our SatireWorld reporter walked aboard for an interview with Fernando Monte Verde…The World's Most Interesting Man!
Full StoryAdam Lambert’s Newest Hit Recording ‘Just Give Yer Bud A Blow’ Tops Charts
Los Angeles, CA – (SatireWorld.com) After three straight days at the recording studio, Adam Lambert's breakout album has gone straight up the charts. All within 2 weeks of its release.
Full StoryEnglish Courts Rule That Despite Sharia Law, Sheep Will Not Be Permitted To Compete In Miss London Competition
London (UK)-(SatireWorld.com) A court decision in London has caused massive unrest among the city’s growing Moslem/Muslim population. Several native Arabs marched on the streets in their neighborhoods protesting what they say is a racial and religious slur by English courts. At issue is the ability of sheep to be entered into the Miss London competition [...]
Full StoryNew National Holiday, Star Wars Day, Announced for May 4th By Congress
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) The United States Congress has voted that May 4th (which falls on a Friday this year) will become a new National Holiday. This day, to be called Star Wars Day, will be observed as other holidays are, with the closing of banks, schools, post offices, and non-essential Government offices. Other non-essential [...]
Full StoryCancellation of IMDb Daily Poll Causes Rioting, Hunger Strikes, Suicides
Las Cruces,NM – (SatireWorld.com) Late last week, the Internet Movie DataBase (IMDb) stopped placing their daily poll and daily quote/trivia on their homepage on the web. Instead, they told readers that these items could now be found on their Facebook page. Loss of the daily poll, which generally brought about 20,000 voters (world wide) to [...]
Full StoryThrockmorton P. Turdblossom “The Country Boy Advice Column”
Dear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom, It seems like life ain’t fair if’n yer a straight, white, Christian feller.
Full StoryObama Administration To Remove White House Rose Garden and Install Presidential Swimming Pool and Hot Tub
The White House – (SatireWorld.com) The Obama Administration announced that a major remodeling and renovation of the White House grounds will take place this spring and summer. The Rose Garden, a fixture since being planted during the Woodrow Wilson administration, will be removed to install an in-ground fiberglass pool and hot tub. A charcoal grill [...]
Full StoryMichelle Obama Promises Not To Wear Thong Bikini To Beach Again This Year
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) First Lady Michelle Obama promised that she would not wear a thong bikini on the beach during her summer vacation this year, as she did last year on her trip to Martha’s Vineyard. The news caused swimsuit manufacturers and tentmakers to scramble to be the company to provide Mrs. Obama with [...]
Full StoryFacebook To Take Control Of United States Elections In 2014
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Beginning with the 2014 mid-term elections, Facebook will take over the voting and poll stations in the United States. Instead of voters having to leave their homes and drive to their local school, fire station, city hall, or other building to vote, they will be able to log on to their [...]
Full StorySenate Approves Yosemite National Park-Disney Amusement Parks Deal
Yosemite Park – (SatireWorld.com) The US Senate approved, and the President is expected to sign, a landmark deal where popular national parks partner with successful private business ventures. Touted as a landmark in of itself, the deal will provide the US treasury with sorely needed funds and provide needed jobs in a slowly recovering economy.
Full StoryPippa Middleton Arrested and Strip Searched Over Gun Incident Say Paris Police
Paris, France – (SatireWorld.com) First it was Pippa Middleton’s buns, but now it’s an illegal gun that’s got the eyes of the world trained on the sister of Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge who one day will be the Queen of England.
Full StoryThe Best Obituary A Man Could Want….
Michael “Flathead” Blanchard Blanchard, Michael “Flathead” 1944 ~ 2012 A Celebration of the life of Michael “Flathead” Blanchard will be held on April 14th, 3 pm 8160 Rosemary St, Commerce City. Weary of reading obituaries noting someone’s courageous battle with death, Mike wanted it known that he died as a result of being stubborn, refusing [...]
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