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Game Host Vanna White Resigns From Wheel of Fortune After 35 Years

Wheel of Fortune – (satireworld.com) After 35 years Vanna White has called it quits at Wheel of Fortune, one of TV’s most popular shows. The resignation caused a furor after it was discovered that the show’s computer system was hacked by Russians.

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Snoop Dog and Martha Stewart…”I Make His Fo Schizzle Sizzle”

The Cooking Channel – (satireworld.com) As crazy as it seems, cooking and love of food has caused one of the strangest hook-ups in the history of celebrity relationships….Cooking and lifestyle guru Martha Stewart meets street wise pot smoking Snoop Dog!

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FBI Fingers Hillary Clinton In Surprise Vagina Probe

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Senior FBI investigators named ex-presidential candidate Hillary Clinton as a credible source in an ongoing look at election claims which used television ad bites to promote the Democratic party’s stance on certain controversial issues and uttering supposedly false charges against other candidates.

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Job Deadbeat Omarosa Manigualt Bounced Around The Clinton Administration Too

Washington, DC – The Trump White House is not the first to be unsatisfied with the work performance of Omarosa Manigault, the former senior Trump staffer who already released secretly recorded conversations she had with the president and Chief of Staff John Kelly.

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‘King of Pop’ Michael Jackson’s Autopsy Results Finally Released

Los Angeles, CA – (SatireWorld.com) Dr. Rami Gushinari finally released to the public the official 25 page LA Coroner’s report on Michael Jackson. The ‘King of Pop’ died from a drug overdose and was laid to rest in Woodlawn Cemetery for the Elite and Pompous more than 10 years ago.

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SatireWorld’s………. Photos Of The Day

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Happenings This Week in Tehran Iran

Tehran Iran: IRNA the Iranian News Service has announced that The Islamic Republic of Iran has adopted a more outwardly warm and fuzzy attitude to attract western and eastern nations to do business and attract tourists to come to Iran. “Death to America” and “Death to Israel” shouted in the presence of foreign tourists will […]

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The California Golden State Oldies Sing Their Favorite Golden Oldies

San Francisco CA – (satireworld.com) Representative Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) and Representative “Mad” Maxine Waters (D-CA) jointly announced that they are going on a US tour in 2019 as a singing duet called “The California Golden State Oldies.”

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Congresswoman Maxine Waters Tied To Kidnapping Plot Says FBI

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) A spokesman for the FBI unveiled a plot against a Congresswoman today at a press conference in Los Angeles. The thwarted crime was supposedly formulated by Trump supporters said FBI field agent Henry Winnebago. The charges included to ‘kidnap and extort Administration critic California Congresswoman Maxine Waters, by using a trap-like […]

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Local Farmer Complains of ‘Sore Nose’ After Visit By History Channel’s American Pickers

Dawson, GA-(satireworld.com) Georgia Farmer Elmer Cadfrey thought Tuesday’s visit by the History Channel’s American Pickers would be a profitable day for him and a chance to unload a lifetime of junk he collected in two of his three large Civil war era barns. Sadly, he spent most of the day down at the Dawson Health […]

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Golden Showers Update: Possession Is Nine-Tenths Of The Law Exorcists Tell Robert Mueller

Washington DC – (SatireWorld.com) Psycho-surgeons at the Russia Investigation say a succubus – or female sex demon – may have sucked out the President’s brain and laid an egg in the flaccid cavity. So expect more crazy hatch-lings to soon pop out.

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Miss America Organization Drops Swimsuit Competition

Atlantic City, NJ – (satireworld.com) The Miss America Organization announced today an end to the swimsuit portion of its competition and the practice of judging contestants specifically on their outward appearance.

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Trump at White House Prison Summit…. Kim Kardashian Has A Really Fat Ass

The White House – (satireworld.com) After a much heralded meeting about prison reform Donald Trump had off hand remarks about Kim Kardashian’s large ass…Yes, you heard it here first!

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Elton John Upset That He Wan’t Biggest Queen At Royal Wedding

Westminster Kennel Show….opps Royal Wedding! (SatireWorld.com) British singer Elton John was upset at the Royal Wedding to see that he wasn’t “the biggest Queen” in attendance. He felt that his presence was upstaged by that of Queen Elizabeth II at the marriage of her grandson, Prince Harry, to Meagan the American Commoner….AKA The Hollywood Princess.

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Golden Sewers Attorney Pleads The Filth

NYC, NY – (SatireWorld.com): A New York attorney suspected of laundering dirty money who says he ‘never stepped a foot inside the bouncing Check Republic’ will play schtum before the law courts his lawyer said today.

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Stormy Daniels Working With Police Artist to Sketch Man Who Threatened Her

Los Angeles, CA – (satireworld.com) Porn star Stormy Daniels is working with a LAPD forensic sketch artist to help identify the man she claims threatened her with ‘certain incineration’ to stay silent about an alleged tryst she had with President Trump over 14 years ago.

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Ted Kennedy Memorial Aquarium Opens Today in Chappaquiddick, Massachusetts

(satireworld.com) It only took about 50 years of enduring various hard-handed tactics and immense political pressure by the Kennedy clan to keep the secret buried, but today the truth finally appears to be out in public with the grand opening of the Ted Kennedy Memorial Aquarium and the simultaneous opening of the Hollywood-inspired motion picture […]

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Now Jersey Shore’s Snooki Tops Hillary In Paid Speaker Fees

New Brunswick, NJ – (satireworld.com) In the past, ex-Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton has been known to make huge sums in speaking fees, but Thursday’s reported payment for another excuse filled speech of ‘why I lost’ barely covered her security and travel costs. Will she complain now about how she was short-changed? Perhaps her once golden […]

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Photo Edition! Star Wars Franchise Plans Movie With Overweight Actors in Lead Rolls

Hollywood, CA – (satireworld.com) Disney unveiled the next Star Wars episode set to begin filming in July. The popular franchise will bow to current political pressure by allowing the entire cast to represent true modern body styles by including some real Hollywood ‘heavyweights’ as lead characters. The film’s title is sketchy, but insiders say it’s […]

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Over-Botoxed Bloodsucker Fails UK Security Check

London – (SatireWorld.com) Secret service bailiffs are poised to evict Meghan Markle from her Kensington Palace safe-house after the ageing American gold digger failed a security background check.

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Punxsutawney Phil to Retire Before Groundhog Day 2018

Punxsutawney PA: Punxsutawney Phil is a fabled groundhog living in Punxsutawney PA. On February 2 (USA Groundhog Day) each year, the town of Punxsutawney celebrates this legendary groundhog with a festive atmosphere of music, food and drink. During the traditional ceremony, which begins before the winter sunrise, Phil emerges from his temporary home on Gobbler’s […]

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Wedding Night Horror as Two Sets of Conjoined Twins Share Honeymoon Bed

San Antonio, Texas – (SatireWorld.com) For years the much anticipated Wedding Night consummation was on the minds of the Pissgum twins Percival and Buck and the Hilton twins, Daisy and Violet. Careful planning for modesty and romance became a delicate balance as just one of the two sets of conjoined twins planned to marry one […]

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Celebrating 10 Years with SatireWorld – Collectors Photo Edition

SatireWorld.com – For ten years SatireWorld has amused fans and casual readers with thought provoking and relevant news items from around the globe. Our staff of talented writers fought off criticism and threats to bring you the news we all love to see…Even if it’s made up B-S that rivals similar ‘breaking stories’ found on […]

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Satire World Celebrates Christmas With Its Own Greeting Card!

MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM SATIRE WORLD!

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Satire World’s Album of the Month…Palestinian Christmas Songs

December 11, 2017 Satire World’s Album of the Month……………CHRISTMAS WITH ARAFAT…Yassar Arafat Sings Christmas songs LP. It’s that time of year once again and it wouldn’t be the same without Christmas music sung by a famous person! This year Satire World brings the season alive with family favorites from the Middle East….The birth place of […]

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Sexual Groping Charge Leveled At Joe Biden

New London, Conn – (SatireWorld.com) State troopers from around the tri-state New England area vowed to never invite ex-Vice President Joe Biden to future Fraternal Order of Police conventions in fear of losing its core of rank and file membership over homosexual issues promoted by Biden in his hour-long speech to over 600 law enforcement […]

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Movie Review: The Malignant Seven

Washington DC – (satireworld.com) A new horror film “The Malignant Seven” opened at The Lockheed Martin IMAX Theater located at the National Air and Space Museum in Washington, DC, for Halloween night only. The theater’s six-story screen is bigger than any other in the city. If you’ve ever wanted to be immersed in an R-Rated, 60 […]

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Motion Picture Academy Strips Weinstein, Vows to ‘Redistribute Oscars To Poor People’

Los Angeles, Calipornia – (SatireWorld.com) Likely beneficiaries under consideration are thought to include bankrupt former porn stars and their disenfranchised crack dealer chums who lost out on hard-won ObamaScare benefits following the election of President Trump last year.

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Anthony Weiner Say’s Weinstein Is Giving Sex Addicts A Bad Name

New York, NY – (satireworld.com) Convicted dirty old man, ex-Congressman Anthony Weiner has discounted suggestions that disgraced Hollywood movie mogul Harvey Weinstein is a true sex addict and predator toward women and said it does a ‘ huge disservice’ to those who are struggling with a deviant sex problem like himself.

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Meet The One-legged Man Who’s Actually Busier Now As A One-Legged Ass Kicker

Durham, NC – (satireworld.com) Morris Helms says he’s never been busier! The retired veteran, who looks a healthy 50 instead of being a few days away from turning 65, says ever since he read an ad looking for contestants in a local amateur mixed martial arts contest he’s been very busy on Saturday nights. “ […]

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