Archive for 'Entertainment'

Motion Picture Academy Strips Weinstein, Vows to ‘Redistribute Oscars To Poor People’

Los Angeles, Calipornia – (SatireWorld.com) Likely beneficiaries under consideration are thought to include bankrupt former porn stars and their disenfranchised crack dealer chums who lost out on hard-won ObamaScare benefits following the election of President Trump last year.

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Anthony Weiner Say’s Weinstein Is Giving Sex Addicts A Bad Name

New York, NY – (satireworld.com) Convicted dirty old man, ex-Congressman Anthony Weiner has discounted suggestions that disgraced Hollywood movie mogul Harvey Weinstein is a true sex addict and predator toward women and said it does a ‘ huge disservice’ to those who are struggling with a deviant sex problem like himself.

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Meet The One-legged Man Who’s Actually Busier Now As A One-Legged Ass Kicker

Durham, NC – (satireworld.com) Morris Helms says he’s never been busier! The retired veteran, who looks a healthy 50 instead of being a few days away from turning 65, says ever since he read an ad looking for contestants in a local amateur mixed martial arts contest he’s been very busy on Saturday nights. “ […]

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Harvey Weinstein’s ‘Casting Couch Productions’ Opens School For Public Perversion and Starlet Groping

Los Angeles, CA – (Satireworld.com) As part of the GLADD, NAMBLA, and unwanted sexual aggressiveness outreach program, the Harvey Weinstein’s ‘Casting Couch Productions’ School Of Public Perversion and Starlet Groping has received its first installment of a $2 million dollar grant from the California Department of Health and Human Services completing a decades-old search to […]

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Swinestein Headlines Trump NRA ‘Bum Stocks’ Ploy

New York – (SatireWorld.com) – Sheepish-looking alleged sex pest Harvey Winestein, 69, was off rehab clinic this weekend amid lurid claims “it’s all a ploy” by the fake news industry to dumb down other, more sordid stuff.

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Oppressed Multi-Millionaire Stevie Wonder Takes A Knee

New York, NY – [satireworld.com] Aging singer Stevie Wonder became the latest “oppressed” multi-millionaire coddled elitist to take a knee to show solidarity with Colin Kaepernick and other NFL athletes who have decided to kneel when the National Anthem is played prior to all football game activity.

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In Exchange For Peace, Trump Offers Kim Jong-Un A Chance At Stardom

Peoples Democrat Republic of North Korea – (SatireWorld.com) After a late-night phone call from President Trump,American singer Marie Osmond has reportedly spent three weeks as the guest of North Korea’s strongman Kim Jong-Un.

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Virtual Reality eSEX the Latest in Internet Technology

Silicon Valley CA – (satireworld.com) Playboy Magazine has announced that the monthly publication (with the titillating centerfolds and intellectual articles) is bringing back pictures of nude women after a short hiatus. Once again marketing managers have proven the old adage “Sex Sells” is still true.

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White House Hires Baseball Legend Ty Cobb To Answer Russian Involvement Charges

WASHINGTON – (satireworld.com) President Donald Trump announced on Saturday that baseball great Ty Cobb would immediately serve as special counsel at the White House in response to ridiculous claims of Trump Russian involvement in the 2016 election.

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Harvard Study Shows Mainstream Media Caters To Low IQ Liberals

Boston, MA – (satireworld.com) Researchers at the prestigious Harvard School of Media Affairs published a jaw-dropping study showing proof-positive results on what makes a person’s mind think in liberal political terms and the influence of ‘Fake News’ from sources like ABC, CBS, NBC, CNN, MSNBC, Time Magazine, and of course, the Wall Street Journal .

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Democrats Demand Trump Start Paying Rent For Living In Their Heads

WASHINGTON – (satireworld.com) President Trump has been living rent-free in the heads of tens of millions of Democrats for well over a year now, and many are finally saying “enough is enough.” They now want reparations.

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Breaking News! Rolling Stones Agree To Play Trump Inauguration

New York City – (SatireWorld.com) The world’s most popular rock and roll band has agreed to play at President-elect Donald Trump’s inauguration on January 20th, 2017. This ends weeks of speculation as to who will buck the boycott placed on popular stars and celebrities who have been pressured by Democrat supporters to ignore Trump’s victory […]

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Michelle Obama’s “‘Twas No Hope Before Christmas”

WASHINGTON – (SatireWorld.com) First Lady Michelle Obama is feeling hopeless these days. Unless her husband is the president, Michelle believes there is no hope for America. She was proud of this once great nation while it footed the bill for her world travels. But now that her home girl Hillary has been sent packing, suddenly, […]

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SatireWorld Presents…Stars Without Make-up-Photo Edition

Hollywood, CA – (SatireWorld.com) They flaunt themselves on big and small screens and draw legions of fans and admirers. But just how glamorous are these over-paid and ego filled stars in real life? Look at these unretouched photos of your favorite stars and see them in a new light….No wonder they’re unhappy and a bit […]

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PHOTO EDITION-Hillary Used Fake Tears During Concession Speech

New York, NY – (SatireWorld.com) Press reports of possible Hillary Clinton trickery has been reaching the boiling point om social media when it was revealed that Hillary Clinton used a fake tears product prior to addressing her followers at her official concession speech on Wednesday.

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Trump: I Had A Wet Dream

New York, NY – (SatireWorld.com) What if Donald Trump had the hots for Hillary? Maybe it was all just some weird thing and not politics. Can you imagine!

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Boy 16 Builds Anatomically Correct Girl From Legos

Seattle, WA – (SatireWorld.com) Mavis Gillard almost fainted when she opened her son’s bedroom door and caught David Jr. with what appeared to be a naked girl in bed. A first she wanted to scream bloody murder, but on taking a closer look she knew something was more than a little odd. The Blond-haired vixen […]

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Poetry Corner – ‘Hillary’

SatireWorld.com – Hillary (With apologies to Hilaire Belloc, 1870 – 1953)

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Obama: ‘They Go Low….We Get High’

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) OK, you’ve just spent upwards of one billion dollars to get have a fellow Democrat in the nation’s highest office, but as election day rolls closer the reality of victory dims. Now, that’s some serious money that seems basically wasted. So, what do you do? Well, if you’re Barack Obama, or […]

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Hillary Loses All Sense Of Huma

New York – (SatireWorld.com) Forensic cryptologists are busy checking for signs of paranormal activity in Mrs Clinton’s knickers this weekend amid fears that a spooky, hexoplasm-riddled thumb drive may have been secreted inside one of her cavernous pantiliner gussets, according to SatireWorld.com reports.

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Administration of UC Berkeley Agrees to More Student Safe Spaces

Berkeley CA – (SatireWorld.com) Students at the University of California, Berkeley (UC Berkeley) held a protest demanding that the University create both “safe spaces” for transgender students and “spaces of color” for non-white students on campus. A wall of protesters also prevented white students from studying in the Student Union and stopped traffic at the […]

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Hillary’s Hollywood ‘Walk Of Shame’ Star Is In Its Ascendancy

Santa Monica Lewinsky, California – (SatireWorld.com) A Sunset Boulevard picture agency has announced the imminent publication of its long-awaited Halloween Special. Featuring morning-after-the-night-before shots of a ratarsed Mrs Clinton crawling out of her very married, dual Oscar winner lover’s matrimonial four-poster.

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Rainy Day Women #12 & 35 Is What Swung It For Nobel Literature Gong Says UN Professor Of Weedology

Oslo, Norway – (SatireWorld.com) A world renowned authority on recreational pharmacology has gone on record about the award of the 2016 Nobel Prize for Literature to Bob Dylan.

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That Largactil Shuffle Pant Suit A Foretaste Of Men-In-White-Coats To Come

Nevada – (SatireWorld.com) An Oscar de la Rentboy AW16-17 padded straitjacket stole the show at the University of Nevada last night as Hillary Clinton channeled her inner Madam President psychosis. And Blue Dog Dems everywhere cried Jesus F***ing Wept.

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Beatle-wife Yoko Uno: Hillary and I had A Sexual Affair

Beverly Hills, CA – Yoko Ono shocked reporters yesterday when she responded to a question concerning the presidential run of Hillary Clinton and the possibility that she could become the first woman President of the United States in American history.

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The Latest Common Core Education Mandate

Washington DC: (satireworld.com) WikiLeaks has released a copy of a draft proposal by the Department of Education to improve the essay writing skills of graduating high school seniors (in their 18th year). The new regulation would apply to all 50 states via a series of practice exams. In order to graduate a similar final exam […]

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Trump/Hillary Sing Debate Duet: “You Don’t Bring Me Flowers”

ST. LOUIS – (satireworld.com) It was a magical moment during an otherwise contentious second presidential debate. Having just exchanged verbal blows over whether each candidate was fit to serve as president or not, Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton broke into song in what pundits are calling “the first debate duet in political history.”

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What? Trump Trash Talked About ‘Pussy’ With A Guy Named Billy Bush?

New York, NY – (satireworld.com) Trash talking Republican candidate Donald Trump issued a rare but meaningful apology after a 12 year old video and audio tape became public of ‘The Donald’ talking over an open mic.

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Police Identify Woman Who Performed Sex Act on Model Dinosaur

Miami, FL – (satireworld.com) A woman performing a sex act on a model dinosaur at a family-friendly Miami attraction has been identified by Dade County police. The woman, who was half-naked, straddled the Model T-Rex at a the Metro Dade Zoo’s Jurassic exhibition in the photo that has made the rounds on social media, SatireWorld […]

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Manila Philippines Mayor Claims City’s 100% Gay Milestone Has Been Achieved in 2016

Manila, Philippines – (SatireWorld.com) The Manila City Council held a prime time news conference to announce some good news for the city by the bay inhabitants…We’re 100% Gay Now! The anticipated goal of a fully gay Asian city was reached January of 2016.

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