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Justin Bieber Poll Shows People Think He’s A Twit
Hollywood,CA – (SatireWorld.com) Pop stars don’t have to worry about poll ratings…or do they? Singer Justin Bieber may still sell out concerts, but the young pop star’s penchant for headline-grabbing behavior is causing his poll numbers to plummet.
Full Story500 lb. Bigfoot Baby Spots Elvis in UFO
Amos,MO – (SatireWorld.com) Reginald Toaster, the famous 500 pound baby (now aged 17) allegedly fathered by Bigfoot, reported to the Ft. Smith, Arkansas Police Department that he had seen the late Elvis Presley. “The King was dressed in his famous white jumpsuit. I done seen him leave the Daylight Donuts and fly away in a [...]
Full StorySingles Websites to Adjust Category Answers Due to Participant Desire to be Average
Truth or Consequences, NM – (SatireWorld.com) Several major matchmaker websites for singles have jointly decided to change criteria for physical looks in their sites. The reasons given included a large number of falsehoods by subscribers in describing their individual characteristics and attributes.
Full StoryNew Diet Craze Sweeping Nation: The M & M’s Diet
Mars, New Hampshire – (SatireWorld.com) Nutrition experts at candy company M&M Mars have released the newest weight lost method to hit the market: the M&M’s diet. Selections from an interview with company spokesman, Skip Jackson, are listed below:
Full StoryTV’s ‘The Real Housewives Of Islamabad’ Premiers On US Cable Tonight
Islamabad, Pakistan -(SatireWorld.com) Reality TV’s latest offering is sure to raise eyebrows and a few tempers as season one of The Real Housewives of Islamabad makes its way to the small screen. Shot on location in Pakistan’s capitol, Islamabad, the first of sixteen segments is set to begin final editing as soon as goat herding [...]
Full Story‘Welcome Back Kotter’s ‘ Arnold Horshack Often Mistaken For Anthony ‘Underpants’ Weiner
Brooklyn, NY – (SatireWorld.com) Arnold Horshack is very angry that fellow Brooklynites are mistaking him for disgraced ex-congressman Anthony ‘Underpants’ Weiner. Weiner is receiving renewed attention ever since he announced his ‘possible’ intentions of running for New York City mayor after recent polls have shown most voters have almost forgotten his nude photos mis-adventure.
Full StoryRecent spate of rapper shootings around the country prompts Obama to act ‘for the children’, Bans Bieber Recordings!
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) The president stated that the shootings threaten the future of the industry, the history of black culture in America, the reduction in the voting population, the Black Shopping Network, and the eradication of role models for our ghetto children who will grow up without a black rapper to worship.
Full StoryMovie Review: Hollywood Hypocrites Still Sitting in the Left Wing Seats
Pizmo Beach Pennsyltucky – (SatireWorld.com) President Obama continues to try to ram gun control legislation down the throats of the American people using his Democratic left wing rhetorical BS, bogus firearm background check statistics and crusading liberal activist gun control organizations.
Full StoryVanna White Admits She’s Illiterate
Hollywood, CA – (SatireWorld.com) Wheel of Fortune letter turner Vanna White, who has been playing “Hangman” with America for thirty years, admitted that she is functionally illiterate and cannot read any of the puzzles. White claims that “I just touch the squares that they light up, but I wouldn’t know a C from a V [...]
Full StoryObama Calling For Knife Control Laws After Houston College Stabbing Spree
Houston, TX -(SatireWorld.com) President Barack Obama has called for both political parties to “come to their senses and come to a consensus” after a stabbing at a Texas Community College left fourteen people with injuries.
Full StoryDirector Michael Moore Throws Weight Around On Gun Issue; Three Crushed
Flint, MI-(SatireWorld.com,) Hollywood director Michael Moore decided that it was time that he start using his influence and throwing his weight around to support Obama’s anti-gun agenda.
Full StoryKim Jong Un Invites Jane Fonda To Visit North Korea
Pyongyang, North Korea – (SatireWorld.com) Kim Jong Un, current dictator of North Korea, has invited “Hanoi” Jane Fonda to visit his country. The actress, exercise video star, and political activist is most famous for her stance on the Vietnam War and her treasonous acts towards the United States Government and individual American soldiers during that [...]
Full StoryBreaking News! Paris Hilton Found Dead Drugs Blamed
Paris, France-(SatireWorld.com) Police and investigators are in a quandry after reports trickled in that the Paris Hilton is dead due to drug use, Fans flocked to the scene as health officials and police investigators combed the area for clues and evidence.
Full Story“I Got Mad Cow Disease From Eating Gummi Worms”
The following Editorial is an apology from the editor and owner of England’s on line humour magazine: The Spoof.
Full Story83 Year Old Barbara Walters Finally Announces Retirement! Will Interview Herself On Last Show
ABC News – Veteran TV news personality and icon Barbara Walters is set to retire in just a few days, according to multiple reports.
Full StoryThrockmorton P. Turdblossom “The Country Boy Advice Column”
Dear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom, I think I just figured out where the illegal alien problem comes from. Last night, the wife made me watch “West Side Story” with her (you know how it sometimes is… no whoopie unless you watch the chick flick first).
Full StoryMayor Bloomberg Seeks To Outlaw Q-tips In New York City
New York City – (SatireWorld.com) After his recent setback on his attempt to outlaw soft drinks in New York City, Mayor Bloomberg has set his sights on a new product: Q-tips. The popular cotton swab used to clean out ears, remove make-up, clean car parts, and other intricate work will soon go the way of [...]
Full StoryY.M.C.A. to Change Name to Young Men’s Christian Militia
Beaver Tail, WA – (SatireWorld.com0 The Y.M.C.A., an organization founded in 1844, is going to change it’s name in the United States in order to help members defend their 2nd Amendment rights. The group, which was founded on the principles of developing a healthy mind, body, and spirit, believes that these must also be protected.
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