Archive for 'Entertainment'

$223 Million Dollars For Speeches? Sorry Hillary You’re Just Not That Interesting

New York, NY – (satireworld.com) Flash back! January 2000. The Clinton’s finally leave the White House. The Clinton family pockets over-stuffed with silverware, china, and priceless antiques as they hopped on board Air Force One for a final trip to New York City where the now ex-First Lady plans a senatorial campaign and the ex-President […]

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Democratic Party Solicitation Email

To: Monica Lewinsky, Gennifer Flowers, Paula Jones, Juanita Broaddrick From: Former President William J. Clinton Subject: Democratic Party Fund Raising Date: August 10, 2016

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Recently Released Nude Photos Of Hillary Are Big Hit With Baby Boomer Men Says CNN’s Morning Joe

Atlanta, GA – (satireworld.com) CNN has reported that a recent addition to the Hillary Clinton campaign effort is the release of nude photos taken of the Democratic candidate sometime this past week while she was holding a rally at a Red Roof Inn in Nashville. Sources say she wanted them published in time to allow […]

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China Acknowledges Its First Gay Celebrity

Beijing, China – (satireworld.com) Life in the Chinese gay closet was lonely for Choi Lee. No friends. No one to talk to about his problems. Just constant fear of a loud knock on his apartment door late in the evening. In communist China it’s just you and yourself shuttered away from life and reality, afraid […]

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John Kerry Caught Reading ‘SatireWorld’ On His iPad

Boston, MA – (satireworld.com) At first Cal Henry was worried about his boss Secretary of State John Kerry locking himself in the private planes lavatory for almost an hour. Pressing his ear against the door he could hear giggles and a few short laughs. Somewhat relieved that the Secretary was OK, Henry took a seat […]

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Monica Lewinski To Speak At DNC…Will Explain Why Democrats Left A Bad Taste In Her Mouth

Philadelphia, PA – (satireworld.com) Monica Lewinsky will speak at the Democratic National Convention’s Millennial Summit this week, opening up about her experience with cyber-bullying, her past relationship with President Bill Clinton, and how she’s more aligned now with the Libertarian Party now since leaving the Democratic Party in 1999 because of ‘the bad taste it […]

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Trump To Copyright First Lady

New York, NY – (satireworld.com) One of the premier traits of a entrepreneur is the ability to spot trends while they are undiscovered and be able to move fast in order to capture the market lead and then reap the financial windfall. Without saying, the past success of presidential candidate Donald J.Trump has been his […]

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Atlanta’s DCD Issues Highest Level Zombie Alert for Philadelphia

Atlanta, GA – (satireworld.com) The world’s leading research and communicable disease control center (CDC) located in Atlanta, Georgia has issued its second Zombie Alert for the Philadelphia area, advising citizens to be prepared and have ample stocks and supplies on hand in the event of a zombie breakout.

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Another Prince ‘Love Child’ Denied Inheritance Claim Says Estate Executor

Des Moines, IA – (satireworld.com) The late rock star Prince must be spinning in his grave as yet another person has entered the inheritance sweepstakes. Raymond Jones, known as Ray-Ray to his friends, entered a petition to the Court siting Prince as his father and claiming a sizable chunk of the $300 million dollar estate […]

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HBO: Due To Brexit Woes ‘Game of Thrones’ Begins Filming Season 6 in Mexico

The fantasy kingdom of Westeros in located in a rather temperate location. El Latrina, Mexico – (satireworld.com) Surprising many Britons who felt secure in voting to stay within the EU, the bitter vote to leave has left millions in a state of shock. None more so than the avid fans of cable TV’s popular ‘Game […]

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Meat Loaf Collapse Blamed On Excessive Use Of Onions, Green Pepper, and Ketchup

Edmonton, Alberta Canada – (satireworld.com) Seventies soft rock legend Meat Loaf is in hospital after collapsing on stage during a concert in Edmonton, Canada last night. The singer dramatically fell to the floor during a rendition of his signature hit, ‘I Would Do Anything For Love’, in what many fans in the 2,000 strong crowd […]

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With Hillary Securing Nomination, Bill Begins Transitioning

CALIFORNIA – (satireworld.com) As soon as his WINO (Wife In Name Only) Hillary racked up enough delegates to secure the presumptive presidential nomination for the Democrats, Bill Clinton announced he will begin transitioning to a woman in the event that he becomes First Lady this fall.

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Where’s Richard Simmons? Well, He’s ‘Transitioning’ During His Pupa Stage

Hollyweird, CA – (satireworld.com) Fitness guru and Rocking to the Oldies dance master, Richard Simmons, has been out of the public eye for over 900 days, (actually Gay Dave in accounting has been counting), and a recent emergency room visit added to the mysterious absence of a once bright-light media manipulator. So, what’s up with […]

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Gozza Bullish On Wings Of Desire For Saturday’s Epsom Derby

Newmarket, UK – (Satireworld.com) “Sure knocks the spots off them pesky Irish raiders,” a leading stablehand said today as bookmakers slashed the odds on Wings Of De Sire, the beautiful chestnut colt with strong Northern Dancer bloodlines that’s firing up the nation’s gonads for UK flat racing’s premier prize.

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Disney Announces Subway’s Jared Fogle Bio-Op Movie Starring Johnny Depp

Hollywood, CA – (satireworld.com) Hoping to cash in on the successful match-up of actor Johnny Depp and the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise, Walt Disney Pictures announced the start of filming for the controversial movie biography of Subway pitchman Jared Fogle with Depp starring as the beleaguered spokesperson now serving 18 years in prison for […]

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Is Johhny Depp ‘Way Too Cool’ For Marriage?

Hollywood, CA – (satireworld.com) Amber Heard has filed for divorce from Johnny Depp after just 15 months of marriage amid claims his family hated her. The actress, 30, submitted court documents on Monday citing irreconcilable differences and seeking spousal support, triggering a battle over the star’s $400 million fortune.

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Fans Petition SatireWorld for Gay Captain America

Cape Cod, MA – (satireworld.com) Progressive superhero fans took to Twitter Monday to petition SatireWorld to change Captain America’s sexual orientation in an upcoming story submitted by the veteran writer.

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Phoenix CBS TV Reporter Arrested After Defecating On Suspect’s Lawn During Interview

Phoenix, AZ – (satireworld.com) A CBS news reporter has been arrested and fired from a TV station after he pooped on a criminal suspect’s front lawn while preparing his report. Jonathan Lowe, a journalist for KPHO in Phoenix, Arizona, was picked up by police Monday on charges of public defecation while on the job.

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Revealed! Spoof Writer Had Starring Role In The Original ‘Gilligan’s Island’ TV Sitcom

Hollywood, CA – (satireworld.com) Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale a tale of a fateful trip, that started from this tropic port, aboard this tiny ship… To all fans of the popular television sitcom Gilligan’s Island, no one character had the mystic and adoring fan base as the character known as ‘The […]

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Obama Warns Trump: “This Ain’t No Party, This Ain’t No Disco”

WASHINGTON – (satireworld.com) President Obama lectured reporters and Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump today that the presidency is a serious job, and not just some reality show.

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Hillary’s Latest Democratic Party Song

Philadelphia PA: Democratic Party presidential presumptive nominee Hillary Clinton (Nana) and her husband former President Bill Clinton (Bubba) have written a second theme song for the 2016 Democratic National Convention. This new song, “That Old Black Vote,” reflects the far left wing principles of today’s Democratic Party. It will be sung by the Reverend Al […]

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Glenn Beck Heading to Rehab for Cheetos Addiction

DALLAS – ()satireworld.com) The first step toward recovery, no matter what the addiction, is admitting you have a problem. Glenn Beck has finally reached rock bottom and agreed to seek professional help for his out-of-control Cheetos habit.

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Leaker of Panama Papers Revealed to be David Lee Roth

PANAMA – (satireworld.com) The former lead singer of Van Halen, David Lee Roth, has rarely been intertwined in international affairs, but now the musician is coming clean about the controversy known as “The Panama Papers.”

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Well Respected New York Gynecologist Divorced by Wife of 10 Years

New York NY – (satireworld.com) The Law Firm of Wentworth and Brewster (W&B) have indicated that Alice Smith-Jones, a former Miss America, is suing Dr. Walter Jones, Park Avenue Gynecologist, for divorce after 10 years of marriage. The couple has six children ages nine to two years old. Dr Jones is known as the Gynecologist […]

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Sesame Street Introduces New Muslim Muppet ‘Zari’

PBS-Land – (satireworld.com) The popular children’s show Sesame Street has a new Muppet character, hijab-wearing “Zari,” who will be introduced on the Afghani version of the show. In PBS’s effort to remain as politically correct as possible, the character is an Islamic girl who will teach children about female empowerment and education, among other things.

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Named: Roll Call Of World Leaders Who Have Not Schlepped With Wendi Deng

New York – (Satireworld.com) A poll by online agony aunt DragThruTheMud.con has revealed the Prime Minister of Iceland Sigmundur David Gunn-Laugh-Son sitting top of man-eater Mrs Rupert Murdoch’s refuseniks list after calling her out as ‘a man in drag’ at the Vienna Spring Ball last year.

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Shilling for Hillary Opens at the JFK Center for the Performing Arts

Washington DC – (satireworld.com) A new musical play written by Democratic National Committee Chair (DNC) Debbie Wasserman Schultz opened at the John F Kennedy (JFK) Center for the Performing Arts. This new play features actual Washington DC Democratic politicians playing themselves.

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Obama tweets:”Don’t laff at me Argentina!”

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) Fresh off his debut on Argentina’s hoofing it with POTUS, Obama speaks out about getting 4 3’s from former president! Twitter universe is alive today after Barack made a fool of himself on Agentina TV last night during a breathless attemp at a rendition of a tepid tango!

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Mick Jagger: The Night I Told John Lennon I Was Sleeping With Justice Scalia

NYC – (Satireworld) Rock ‘n’ roller Jick Magger reveals to Satireworld reporters how he confided in the famous dead Beatle about his passionate weekend fling with famous Grassy Noel shooter Antonin Scalia, justice of the piss:

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So, Before Democratic Politics What Did Bernie Saunders Do For A Living?

via: The Analytical Economist Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) Among the Republican presidential candidates are a billionaire businessman, neurosurgeon, and a constitutional lawyer. When has the Democrat opposition had anything even remotely close? This election cycle the Democrats feature a woman with more scandals than achievements, and a man who thinks spending tens of trillions of […]

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