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“Portsmouth Peckerhead” Joins United Kingdom’s Most Wanted List
Portsmouth (UK)- (SatireWorld.com) Scotland Yard has added the infamous “Portsmouth Peckerhead” to their list of the United Kingdom’s Ten Most Wanted List. The criminal, also known as Harold Worth, Ian Skoob, Skoob1999, Lucifer, Mrs. Kensington, Martin Shuttlecock, and Bookseller, is wanted for several crimes all over the United Kingdom.
Full StoryObama Demands National Zoo Exhibit Gummi Bears
Washington DC – (SatireWorld.com) Fresh from the heels of a State Trip (family vacation) to Germany, President Obama announced that he feels the National Zoo in Washington D.C. needs to become more international. The President stated that the Zoo needs to add other animals such as Gummi Bears to their exhibits.
Full StoryWriter NickFun Convinces Model Kate Upton To Be His Senior Prom Date
Los Angeles, CA – (SatireWorld.com) Kate Upton just might go to a senior prom with a random LA high schooler just because he asked nicely in a video he made with several of his friends and the help of his lawn man.
Full Story‘Fat Girls of America’ Vote Gov. Chris Christie ‘Sexiest Fat Man On Earth’
Hackensack, NJ – (SatireWorld.com) The votes are in and counted. The Fat Girls of American have proclaimed the ‘Sexiest Fat Man on Earth’ and it’s no other than Gov. Chris Christie of New Jersey.
Full StoryChris Christie Resigns as New Jersey Governor to be White House Taste Tester
Trenton, NJ – (SatireWorld.com) Chris Christie, the Republican Governor of New Jersey, has announced that he will resign his position to become the official taster for the Obama White House. Christie said that he was frustrated with his inability to make the all-you-can-eat buffet the official lunch of his state and to install one in [...]
Full StoryPolitician Frank Doesn’t Even Win Home State In “Favorite Barney” Contest
Boston, MA – (SatireWorld.com) In a contest of favorite Barneys, there were very few surprises. Barney Fife (The Andy Griffith Show) did well among persons over fifty who had seen him when his show was on the air, law enforcement officers, and people who enjoyed watching classic television.
Full StoryNew Pope Francis Actually Love Child of Evita Peron
Vatican City, Rome – (SatireWorld.com) Don’t cry for him, Argentina. This publication has just learned that Pope Francis (Jorge Mario Bergoglio) is actually the love child of former Argentine politician Eva Peron.
Full StoryThrockmorton P. Turdblossom “The Country Boy Advice Column”
Dear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom, I was watching this commercial for this show the other night called Honey Boo Boo. I never saw Yogi Bear a single time and there wasn’t even Boo Boo, Cindy Bear, or Mr. Ranger. Can I sue for false advertising? Harry Thumper, Bellybutton, Alabama Dear Harry, Dumbass! It’s another stupid reality [...]
Full StoryThrockmorton P. Turdblossom “The Country Boy Advice Column”
Dear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom, We was playing scrabble the other night and I got a bunch of letters and could have spelled out two different words. Did you know that “vagina” and “viagra” pretty much got the same letters? I spelled out the first one and got a double word score. Later that night, I [...]
Full StoryMan Who Farted In Catholic Church Accused of Using Weapon of “Mass” Destruction
Orlando, FL – (SatireWorld.com) A judge with a sense of humor charged a man with using a weapon of mass destruction during a Catholic church service. The man, Percival Pissgums of Orlando, Florida, was arrested after repeatedly passing gas in St. Anthony’s Cathedral.
Full StoryFormer Staff Writer Harold Worth Apologizes To Satire World Editors and Reporters
Orlando, FL – (SatireWorld.com) Harold Worth, a former staff writer for this publication, entered our offices in Orlando, Florida yesterday, porkpie hat in hand. Worth had come to make apology to editor Bargis Tryhol and all of the site’s other reporters for derogatory comments that he had made on a recent drunken rage.
Full StoryNew U.S. Ambassador Richard Simmons Wears Pippa Wedding Dress Knock-Off For First Meeting With Queen
London (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) Richard Simmons, the fitness guru who is the new United States Ambassador to England, wore a discount retailer brand knock off of the famous Pippa Middleton Maid of Honour Dress for his first meeting with Queen Elizabeth II. The Ambassador, who also wore pearls and matching white gloves, said that he [...]
Full StoryFact: Jon Stewart is One of the Most Dishonest Men In Cable News and Possibly the Most Annoying Too
New York City, NY – (SatireWorld.com) Long touted by the extreme left as ‘a man without reproach,’ cable news veteran Jon Stewart is as biased and supportive of dubious political sciences as those from MSNBC, but his narrative gives viewers the impression that he has already vetted those interviewed and therefore, his version is truthful [...]
Full Story1999′s “Teaching Mrs. Tingle” Film to Get Sequel
Hollywood, CA – (SatireWorld.com) The 1999 black comedy film from Miramax, “Teaching Mrs. Tingle,” will be updated in a 2014 seqeul. The new movie, to be titled “Touching Mr. Tingle,” will not return any of the cast from the original film (Katie Holmes, Helen Mirren, Molly Ringwald, or Jeffrey Tambor).
Full StoryLindsay Lohan Offers Oral Sex To Anyone Who Will Watch Her Next Movie
Hollywood, CA – (SatireWorld.com) Actress Lindsay Lohan has offered to perform oral sex on everyone in America who voluntarily buys tickets to see her next movie. The former child star and one time Disney actress has seen her career decline as an adult, partially due to her drinking, drugs, partying, out of control lifestyle, and [...]
Full StoryNBC to Debut “Little Barry and the Choom Gang” Show for Children in September
Rockerfeller Center, NYC- (SatireWorld.com) NBC Network, in cooperation with the newly created cabinet department (The Department of Truth), will jointly produce and air ‘Little Barry and the Choom Gang’ beginning with the 2013-2014 school year in September. The show will follow the exploits of Little Barry Obama (the fictitious son of President Barack Obama) and [...]
Full StoryAnimal Control Officers Finally Discover “Who Let The Dogs Out”
Hollywood, CA – (SatireWorld.com) Animal Control Officers have finally discovered the identity of the person “who let the dogs out.” Investigators in the department have been searching for the perpetrator since The Baha Men first asked the question in the summer of 2000.
Full StoryPiers Morgan: I’m So Hot My Fans Send me their (soiled) Panties! (now you can send yours too!)
New York, NY – (SatireWorld.com) England’s most self absorbed narcissistic and corrupt ‘journalist’ took to the air to proclaim he was the savior of CNN claiming his cult like following of 225 viewers would soon swamp the ratings of perennial cable news champ Bill O’Reilly.
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