Archive for 'Entertainment'
Piers Morgan: I’m So Hot My Fans Send me their (soiled) Panties! (now you can send yours too!)
New York, NY – (SatireWorld.com) England’s most self absorbed narcissistic and corrupt ‘journalist’ took to the air to proclaim he was the savior of CNN claiming his cult like following of 225 viewers would soon swamp the ratings of perennial cable news champ Bill O’Reilly.
Full StoryChubby Checker Sues Over Phone App That Would Predict Penis Size
Hollywood, CA – (SatireWorld.com) Chubby Checker is in a “Twist” that his name is associated with a phone app called “The Chubby Checker” which claims it will predict the girth of a man’s penis based on his shoe size.
Full StoryPrize Winner Announced in “Win a Shower With Your Favourite Premier League Team” Contest
Portsmouth,(UK) – (SatireWorld.com) Harold Worth, former reporter for this publication, was just announced as the winner of the “Win a Shower With Your Favorite Premier League Team” contest. Worth stated in an interview that he would choose to shower with Manchester United and “I’m really looking forward to the experience. It makes me remember with [...]
Full StoryThe 2013 ‘Dorking Dorks’ Award Winners Are….
It’s with great pleasure that SatireWorld announces….. It’s that time again…..The 2013 Dorking Dorks Awards are out! These annual honors are given to the persons who did the human gene pool the biggest service by disposing of themselves in the most extraordinarily stupid way.
Full StoryMeet Actor Jim Carrey…SatireWorld’s Asshat of the Week
Hollywood, CA – (SatireWorld.com) One-time funnyman Jim Carrey joins a long list of celebrity liberals who think the lives of those who share a different philosophy than theirs may not be worth all that much.
Full StoryMan Who Ate His Own Feces Sentenced To Prison
Bronx, NYC – (SatireWorld.com) Ira Isaacs, a self-proclaimed “shock artist” notorious for integrating feces-eating into porn, was sentenced on Wednesday to four years in federal prison, three years of supervised release, and a $10,000 fine.
Full StoryTarantino Unchained: Reminds Obama About Shaka Zulu: “Don’t Bring a Spear to a Gun Fight!”!
Hollywood, CA – (SatireWorld.com) Hollywood bad boy director Quentin Tarantino jumped in on the raging gun debate today during an interview with Spike Lee on the racial overtones in ‘Django Unchained’ where the ‘n’ word is freely dispensed, and a lot of black folks go around killing whites for their Chrysler 300′s, Iphones, and designer [...]
Full StoryThe ‘Lee Harvey Oswald Band’ Plays To Sell-Out Crowds In Dallas Nightspot
Dallas, Texas – (SatireWorld.com) Rockers Lee Harvey Oswald and Jack Ruby have a few kind words for their fans…’We love you guys!’ Ever since the rock group ‘The Lee Harvey Oswald Band’ was formed fifty years ago, success still seems to have followed them wherever they play.
Full StoryWhite House Releases Obama’s Selections For 2013 Presidential Medal of Freedom; Hanoi Jane and Madalyn Murray O’Hair Top List
The White House – (SatireWorld.com) In a White House News Conference, a press secretary released the list of Barack Obama’s 2013 selections for the Presidential Medal of Freedom. The award, given since 1963, is the highest civilian honor given in the United States, ranking it with the Congressional Medal of Honor given by Congress to [...]
Full StoryIs It Really Better To Give Than To Receive? A Fudge Packer’s Perspective
Lancaster (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) We recently experienced the Christmas Holiday (I apologize to all of my Muslim neighbors here in England for saying Christmas, for celebrating Christmas, and for being a Christian, so please don’t declare Jihad on me as I know that I am an infidel and that your religion is much more important [...]
Full StoryEx-Current TV Staffers Say “Boss Was a Bullshitter”as Al Gore Really Goes Green
San Francisco, CA – (SatireWorld.com) Yesterday morning, the shell shocked staff at Current TV was called to an all hands staff meeting at its San Francisco headquarters, which was teleconferenced to their offices in LA and NYC, to meet their new bosses.
Full StoryAl Jazeera Cleans House, Announces New Fall Lineup!
New York City, NY – (SatireWorld.com) Shortly after Al Gore capitalized on his ‘wind’ fall profits from the failing Current TV by selling out to Al Jazeera, the middle east answer to the New York Times, the new owners announced their new fall programming.
Full StoryPlayboy’s 86 Year Old Hugh Hefner Marries In New Year’s Eve Ceremony
The Playboy Mansion, CA – (SatireWorld.com) Playboy founder Hugh Hefner and his girlfriend, former 1954 Playmate of the Year, Edna Harris, were married in a small ceremony New Year’s Eve after calling off a wedding back in July 2011.
Full StoryRetired Boston Mailman Clavin Insists He Isn’t Financial Cliff Everyone Keeps Talking About
Boston, MA – SatireWorld.com) Cliff Clavin, a retired United States Postal Worker from Boston, insists that he isn’t the Financial Cliff that everyone keeps talking about. In an interview at his favorite bar, Cheers, he said that he is “tired of everyone accusing me and my small government pension check being accused of bankrupting this [...]
Full StoryTony “Oh No!” Romo Continues Tradition By Blowing It Again
Dallas, TX – (SatireWorld.com) Tony Romo didn’t change his spots (like the proverbial panther) and led the Cowboys to their annual choke in the last game of the NFL season. Needing a win to make the playoffs, the Dallas quarterback threw three interceptions to winning defensive players on the Washington Redskins. He also completed only [...]
Full StoryUnusual Cave Drawings Found In Sofia Vergara’s Cleavage!
Hollywood, CA – (SatireWorld.com) Sofia Vergara, the star of the popular sitcom Modern Family, had a recent physical and discovered she is carrying historical artifacts that she never knew she had…Prehistoric cave drawings between her breasts!
Full StoryIn Letter From The Grave, Jimmy Savile Boasts….”I’m Martin Shuttlecock’s Real Father”
London (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) In a posthumorus letter addressed to a British tabloid, children’s presenter Jimmy Savile admitted he is Dorking Review writer Martin Shuttlecock’s real father.
Full StoryFormer Italian PM, Silvio Burlusconi Engaged To 28 Year Old Woman
Rome, Italy – (SatireWorld.com) Former Italian premier and world Bunga-Bunga champion Silvio Berlusconi has revealed he is engaged to a woman almost 50 years his junior, and says that “finally I feel less alone.”
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