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Satire World Voted World’s Number One Satire Site

New York,NY – (satireworld.com) The staff and writers over at Satire World are living it up with the announcement of substantial bonuses and a hard sought after international award. According staff writer Oleg Penkovsky, “yes it has been a whirlwind week of surprises from management and very appreciated accolades from satire writing peers from around […]

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Satire World’s ‘March for Life’ Photos of the Day

Satireworld.com Satire World’s pro-gun photo-of-the-day just for those George Seros inspired snowflakes so emotionally and continually offended by law abiding firearm owners having personal firearms in their possession…..Suck it up buttercup. My guns have more brains than you!

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Photo Edition! Star Wars Franchise Plans Movie With Overweight Actors in Lead Rolls

Hollywood, CA – (satireworld.com) Disney unveiled the next Star Wars episode set to begin filming in July. The popular franchise will bow to current political pressure by allowing the entire cast to represent true modern body styles by including some real Hollywood ‘heavyweights’ as lead characters. The film’s title is sketchy, but insiders say it’s […]

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Camel Botox Hillary Readies For The Hump

New York City, New York – (SatireWorld.com) Two hundredweight of Botox impounded at a Saudi camel beauty pageant was redirected to Clinton Foundation orifices this morning ahead of its upcoming annual Valentines Day bash.

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Celebrating 10 Years with SatireWorld – Collectors Photo Edition

SatireWorld.com – For ten years SatireWorld has amused fans and casual readers with thought provoking and relevant news items from around the globe. Our staff of talented writers fought off criticism and threats to bring you the news we all love to see…Even if it’s made up B-S that rivals similar ‘breaking stories’ found on […]

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Satire World Celebrates Christmas With Its Own Greeting Card!

MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM SATIRE WORLD!

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Dog shoots owner with a shotgun in ‘freak accident’ during pheasant hunt

+Hunter Nelson Hodges II, 36, was shot on Wednesday in Northern Iowa. +His German Shorthaired Pointer Daisy Mae stepped on the trigger of a 12 gauge shotgun. +Hodges was peppered with birdshot in the groin but will survive the incident. Glider Falls, Iowa – (satireworld.com) A dog has blasted a man with a shotgun during […]

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Pagan Rituals Alive and Well As National Pagan Day Celebrations Become Mainstream

Louisville, KY – (SatireWorld.com) With Halloween just a day away, one of the most sacred times for the ancient people that lived off the land approaches…The Autumn Equinox, the time of harvest. If you’re in downtown Louisville today and someone says ‘Merry Meet,’ don’t be surprised at the friendly gesture. After all, this is National […]

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Want Gun Control? Careful What You Wish For!

SatireWorld.com How’s About Some Gun Control…………. Sure, lets enact a true “Law on Firearms and Ammunition.” This law will require anyone who owns a firearm, or who wants to own a firearm in the future, to register their intentions with our Federal authorities and apply for a simple permit and a universal Firearm ID card.

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North Korean Leader Kim Jong-Un Sent To Bed Without His Supper

Pyongyang, North Korea – (SatireWorld.com) North Korea vowed on Thursday to launch a preemptive cyber strike against the United States. An unidentified spokesman for Pyongyang’s Foreign Ministry said the North will exercise its right for “a preemptive cyber attack to destroy the strongholds of the aggressors” because the running dogs in Washington are pushing to […]

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SATIREWORLD’S PHOTO OF THE DAY………..

SatireWorld.com In our continuing efforts to offer our readers only the best and most relevant photos…Here’s the SatireWorld Photo of the Day!

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President Trump First Presidential Citation to be Awarded to Departing Barack Obama

Trump Transition Team, NY – (SatireWorld.com) President-elect Donald Trump spoke with reporters for a few minutes today before leaving for Manhattan. He spoke of his immediate plans upon taking the oath of office in January.

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Pending ‘Fake News’ Crackdown Will Affect CNN-MSNBC-ABC-NBC Says Confidential Sources

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Sources deep with-in the Obama Administration are claiming the President wants stricter controls over purported ‘fake news’ outlets that could have tilted voter’s ballot choices during the 2016 national elections.

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Democrats To Retire Party Symbol After Bruising 2016 Defeat

Democratic National Headquarters – (SatireWorld.com) The Democrats party symbol has been around a very long time. Many questioned the use of a simple jackass as their mascot and silently hoped that people would think it was a cute little donkey, but in reality the jackass pretty much summed up what most people thought of the […]

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Clown Lives Matter

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) The ‘creepy clown’ craze has resulted in #ClownLivesMatter trending on social media, angering some #BlackLivesMatter supporters and causing a very bizarre twitter showdown.

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Creepy Clowns Strike Fear in Blountstown Florida

Blountstown, Florida – (satireworld.com) Residents and authorities in in the sleepy panhandle town of Blountstown, Florida, have been on high alert since a resident reported seeing two “creepy clowns” staring at her from across a road as she walked her dog. Calhoun County Sheriff deputies are concerned after it emerged that a Facebook viral video, […]

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Report of Clown Sightings Put Washington DC Residents on Edge

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) Reports of scary Democratic Party Clowns lurking in the shadows and trying to lure innocent voters into the murkiness of Washington, DC political promises and lies have patriotic families in a frenzy, Democratic candidates nervous, and Twitter users all jittery.

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Weiner Holder Announces Surprise 2016 Presidential Bid

New York, NY – (satireworld.com) BREAKING NEWS! As if 2016 wasn’t full of enough political surprises! This afternoon at 2 PM a joint press conference with both ex-congressman Anthony Weiner and ex-US Attorney General Eric Holder surprised even the most seasoned experts by announcing a bid for the US presidency and Vice Presidency.

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Study Shows Hillary Supporters Have Low IQ Scores

Denver, CO – (satireworld.com) The Institute for Freedom released its annual report on American politics and it shared some profound revelations. Professor Sidney Campbell’s report highlighted the disparity in current voting trends and some eye opening facts about Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton.

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The Clinton Death List….90 Names of Those Who Perished Associated With The Clintons

A trail of Death – The following is a list of a number of persons who have died in suspicious circumstances who had connection to the Clinton’s or the Clinton’s dealings. The length and breadth of this list is disconcerting. It is beyond credibility that very many of these cases are coincidences.

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BATF Employee Admits Masturbating While On The Job Preparing Illegal Gun Owner Lists

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) A senior official at the Bureau of Alcohol,Tobacco,and Firearms Office of Inspector General testified Wednesday that a a 57 year old career BATF official stored thousands of illegal gun owner records on file on his government computer, and has admitted to watching porn and ‘choking-the-chicken a lot’ while at work, sometimes […]

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New Millionaires Are Common After Blountstown’s Massive Gold Strike

Blountstown, FL – (satireworld.com) The Blountstown Chamber of Commerce released its newest report on the recent discover of massive gold deposits that have placed the once sleepy Florida Panhandle town on the map of richest places to live in America. Chamber President Cletus Moore included in the report of 87 locals who are newly-made millionaires. […]

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Jihadis Rewrite Story Of Nativity

Fallujah, Iraq – (Satireworld.com) Islamic Snake terrorists have published their own, twisted tail on the birth of Jesus according to a Red-C-Pedestrian-Times book-review posted on JihadiBaddi.con today.

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Paris Hilton Dead! Police Investigate…Illegal Drugs Blamed

Paris, France-(SatireWorld.com) >Found in awkward position. >Family upset-Rushing to scene. >Police investigate workers. >Manager detained. Police and investigators are in a quandary after reports trickled in that the Paris Hilton is dead due to drug use. Fans flocked to the scene as health officials and police investigators combed the area for clues and evidence.

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Canada Plans To Stop Disillusioned Bernie-Bots From Migrating Northward Pending Saunders Defeat

Ottawa, Canada – (satireworld.com) The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased patrols to stop the illegal immigration. The recent actions of the Trump supporters are prompting an exodus among Bernie Saunders’ supporters who fear they’ll soon be required to become responsible […]

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A Second Poll Shows Americans OPPOSE Assault Weapons Ban for First Time Ever

New York City – (satireworld.com) Wow! Times they are a-changing! A second national poll from a major media outlet in the past week has found a majority of Americans now oppose a ban on so-called assault weapons even after the New York Times published an editorial on its front page supporting a ban and tougher […]

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Do Charcoal Lives Matter Too?

Fresno County, CA – (satireworld.com) A suspected burglar who became stuck in the chimney of a Central California home died of burns and smoke inhalation after the home’s elderly owner lit a fire in the fireplace, fire officials said Sunday.

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