Archive for 'Magazine'

Bargis Tryhol Makes It Official…Enters 2016 Presidential Race

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) Bargis Tryhol, the endearing and witty writer turned political activist and now 2016 Presidential Candidate, has issued his own stimulus plan to end the Obama-nomic turn down stagnating the entire US economy. Today Tryhol released his own 'Economic Stimulus' he plans to implement immediately upon taking office in January 2017.

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Man Wakes Up In Morgue

(Portsmouth (UK) – (satireworld.com) It was one of those nights for 68 year old Ian Younge. One of those nights when “just gimmee one more” seemed like a good idea – but in fact really wasn’t such a good idea. Younge was found dressed in woman’s clothing while passed out on a bus stop bench […]

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Famous Olympic Gold Medalist To Sell His Penis On Online Bidding Site

Hollywood, CA – (satireworld.com) Promised as ‘only used three times and polished alot’ a fully functional male penis is to be auctioned off on a popular online bidding site starting the first of the month.

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Obama Has Climate Change Added to FBI’s Most Wanted List

WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com) With Earth Day approaching this week, President Obama is escalating his fear-mongering tactics about the damage Climate Change is doing to our planet. In fact, the President sent millions of his supporters into a panicked frenzy today by tweeting the ominous message: “This is the only planet we’ve got.” The shocking […]

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Jalapenoman’s Political Thoughts of the Day

My political thought for the day: (satireworld.com) Apparently, four people have announced their candidacy for the office of President in the 2016 elections: Democrat Clinton and Republicans Cruz, Rubio, and Paul. There may be more, but I am aware of those four.

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Pandering to Millennials…Hillary Shows Support and Gets Grand Daughter Tattooed

Gordon, Iowa – (satireworld.com) Speaking to a crowd of twenty-something Millennials in Iowa, presidential candidate Hillary Clinton spoke out in support of parents choosing tattooing and body piercings of their children some as early as 6 months as a way of promoting individuality and celebrating a personal diverse way of life

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Secret Documents Reveal…Adolph Hitler was Often Pranked By Staffers

Bonn, Germany – (satireworld.com) A recently discovered trove of unseen secret Nazi documents dating from the Hitler era, disclosed an intelligence bonanza many allied intelligence services had overlooked for more than 65 years….Adolph Hitler was color blind and a real bad sport about practical jokes.

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Washington Redskins Football Franchise Leaving Washington DC

Olympia Washington – (satireworld.com) The heads of 30 federally recognized Indian tribes (Native Americans) that live in or off the 30 reservations located in Washington State held a meeting here in the Capital city. The subject was how to derive continued revenue to support scholarship and benefits to all Indian tribes residing in the state.

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Rudy Giuliani Now Reveals the President Has a Little Dick Too

NEW YORK CITY – (satireworld.com) Speaking to a group of conservatives just before they all head to CPAC later this week, Rudy Giuliani told a crowd today that President Obama ‘not only doesn’t love America, but the President also has a little dick’. The crowd reacted with little emotion since most conservatives have long suspected […]

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Holy Jihad Comics Takes Islamic Terrorists On A Joy Ride Of Stupidity

New York, NY – (satireworld.com) The popular series of the The Holy Jihad Comic Books have broken publication records that once spanned four decades. With the introduction of ‘Burka Madness’ and the second edition, ‘Infidels Invade the 7-11’, a second and third work shift of printers had to be hired in order to keep up […]

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Al Sharpton Has ‘No Lead In His Pencil’ According To NYPD Report

New York City, NY – (satireworld.com) The Reverend Al Sharpton lashed out at New York cops on Monday after they revealed to SatireWorld.com that they found his Viagra prescription in the apartment of a lawyer friend recently cleared of rape charges.

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The Sad Case of Detective Mucus Stools & The Mulch Family

True story as heard by Walter Bucket! “My name is Dr. Maas. For many years I accompanied my detective friend, Mucus Stools on his adventures. And yes, I remember the strange case of the Mulch Family Caper very well.

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Online Magazine Voted ‘Most Awful’ For The Second Year In A Row

Portsmouth, UK – (satireworld.com) For the second year in a row, Viral Magazine has voted a UK online publication Cafe Spike ‘the worst piece of trash since the ‘Lady Godiva Chronicles’ a similar online magazine from Canada which won the ‘most bizarre’ prize in 2010.

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SatireWorld Celebrates ‘Santa and Machine Guns’ Event

SatireWorld Range and Dinner Club, USA Nothing says Christmas like a staff photo with Santa and an AR-15! Just ask the writers at SatireWorld as they pose with jolly Ol’ St. Nick and some high-powered firearms: AK-47s, grenade launchers and machine guns.

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Verifying The Gender Of Santa Claus

New Mexico Desert-(satireworld.com) In November of 1998, I received a very disturbing e-mail. It had been forwarded several times, so there was no way to point to the original author or origin. I would like to quote that e-mail in it’s entirety, and then add my own comments:

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Missouri National Guard Runs Food Relief Missions For Ferguson Demonstrators

Ferguson, MO – (satireworld.com) Rioting and mayhem can give a person hunger pangs. Afterall, it’s the most physical work some of the citizens of Ferguson have done in some time. So, after burning all the C-stores, fast food restaurants, and food markets, where does a hungry person get some nurishment? The Missouri Air National Guard […]

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The Long and Short of It; A SatireWorld Editorial

The Long and Short of It; A SatireWorld Editorial Las Cruces, NM – (satireworld.com) I’ve never personally had a problem with my height. I’m 5’8″, which is in the normal range, but my mother has never been able to accept that one of her children is “vertically challenged” (she won’t say “short”). I have never […]

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UNREMORSEFUL

UNREMORSEFUL CHAPTER ONE The big oak door opened silently on it’s well oiled 6” brass hinges, the only sound within the richly appointed study being a crackling fire in the massive stone fireplace soaring to the beamed oaken ceiling. There was the smell of seasoned wood, well oiled leather, a pungent cigar and more than […]

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Connecticut Congresswoman Asked To ‘Please Stay Away From Congress’ During Halloween

House of Representatives – (satireworld.com) According to the Speaker of the House, it’s not about any ‘war on women,’ but merely a ‘common sense’ issue when he requested that Rep. Rosa DeLauro stay away from the House Chambers during Halloween. “We just don’t need any further scares after this Ebola and Zika stuff,” said Speaker […]

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Sperm Bank Mix-up…Opps! White Lesbians Get Black Baby!

Downers Grove, OH – (satireworld.com) A white Ohio woman is suing a Downers Grove-based sperm bank, alleging that the company mistakenly gave her vials of sperm from an African-American donor, a fact that she said has made it difficult for her and her same-sex partner Mildred to raise their now 2-year-old daughter in an all-white […]

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50 Ways America Divested itself From The American Dream and Jumped Into The Toilet

via Info Wars MICHAEL SNYDER | END OF THE AMERICAN DREAM What has happened to America? Please show these numbers to anyone that does not believe that the United States is in decline.

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First Jihadist Fashion Show Wows Londoners

London, England-(SatireWorld.com) Yes! Khaki is back! The popular Mohammed’s Jihadist Fashion House has released a full line of Jihadist’s men’s fashion and accessories which were shown at the annual Osama Bin Laden Jihadist Fashion Show in downtown London this past weekend. Coverage of the event was promoted by the British Labour Party as part of […]

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SW ventures into Real Estate Development with a new Wrinkle: First Florida units occupied in ‘ Melanoma Retirement Village’ where all Investors have ‘skin in the game.”

Pahokee, Fl – (satireworld.com) The Wall Street Journal announced an exciting new expansion for Satire World, a juggernaut internet startup that now has so much cash on hand it announced it would enter the exciting world of real estate development devoted to the retirement life style.

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Throckmorton P. Turdblossom ‘The Country Boy Advice Column’

Dear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom. My wife is pregnant with twins (a boy and a girl).  We are still trying to figure out what to name them.

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True Facts According to Nopes! #4

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes!

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Zingers: Politics and Government

(satireworld.com) Off and on, for about six years, I wrote “snippets” for a different humor website. These were also easy one or two line jokes with a simple set up, followed by a punch line. Some people call these zingers or and others call them different names.

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Desperate White House Staffers Now Referring To The President As Simply….’The Bear’….Huh?

The White House – (satireworld.com) In recent weeks a new manly nickname for Barack Obama has surfaced and has been inserted in press releases, along with those dreaded photo-ops, and played upon by the mainstream media as a description that highlights Obama’s hereto unknown dominating personna. ‘The Bear’ has connoctations of a fierce, burly, testosterone […]

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Wake Up! Breaking News! Kim Kardashian Has A Really Fat Ass

The Hamptons, NY – (satireworld.com) Yes, you heard it here first! For years, Kim Kardashian, and her equally untalented family, have dominated magazine covers, TV celebrity news shows, and reality TV with pointless blathering, boring lifestyles, and hyped family situations that only truly brain dead fans could call reality and fact. Now, in the public […]

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Long Lines at Golden Gate Bridge as Suicidal Bridge Jumpers Rush To Beat Safety Net Installation

San Francisco, CA – (satireworld.com) The City by the Bay showed its frustration as scores of potential suicidal bridge jumpers arrived at Golden Gate Park each looking for a place in a long line that lead up to the Golden Gate Bridge pedestrian walkway.

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Feds Open No-Kill Shelter for Immigrants on Texas/Mexico Border

Laredo, TX – (satireworld.com) The federal government has opened a new no-kill shelter in this border town to help find homes for thousands of new illegal immigrants who continue flooding into the country.

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