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I’m Proud To Be A One Percenter
Satire World Editorial: Last year, we had idiots camping out all over this country to protest the one percenters. They disrupted business on Wall Street and in many other cities just for publicity purposes. This group claimed to represent 99% of the American people, but they didn’t represent me.
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Palo Alto, CA – (SatireWorld.com) First there was the much touted colors of 2012 certain to dazzle the eye of any 10 year old, like Fuzzy Wuzzy Brown, Purple Heart,Banana Mania,Cotton Candy, Manatee, and Shadow. Today government scientists working under a $2.4 billion dollar grant announced a break through Crayola color which they hope will [...]
Full StorySwine Mouth (Hog Jaw) Arkansas Native Returns Home
Swine Mouth AR – (SatireWorld.com) American flags are flying everywhere and drunks are off the streets, you would think the Pope (no way in this Southern Baptist town), or President Obama (no way in this Republican town) or Vice President Biden (possibly, as he has a shotgun and will travel) was coming to Swine Mouth.
Full StoryThrockmorton P. Turdblossom “The Country Boy Advice Column”
Dear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom, I got my water bill in the mail today. Normally, I just look at my total number and pay the thing. Today, however, I was sitting on the crapper and needed something to read and so I went over that water bill closely.
Full StoryThrockmorton P. Turdblossom “The Country Boy Advice Column”
Dear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom, I am a white, conservative, gun owning, straight, male, and a Christian. In fact, I’ve got a t-shirt that says on the front and back ”White, Conservative, Gun Owning, Straight Men for Jesus!”
Full StoryThrockmorton P. Turdblossom “The Country Boy Advice Column”
Dear Capitalist American Pig-Dog Throckmorton P. Turdblossom, My country will very soon launch missiles which will crush your imperialistic government and put your people under the command of me, the President for Life of the People’s Republic of North Korea.
Full StoryA Good Deed Goes Bad
El Paso, Texas – (SatireWorld.com) I thought that I was being a nice guy. I really thought that what I planned to do on Easter Sunday would bring smiles to faces and make people happy. Instead, I ruined some people’s day.
Full StoryThrockmorton P. Turdblossom “The Country Boy Advice Column”
Dear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom, I keep hearing more and more about how two faggots living together in sin should be able to get married. They are now calling it “marriage equality” and “gay marriage” and don’t like the term “civil unions” any more.
Full StoryThrockmorton P. Turdblossom “The Country Boy Advice Column”
Dear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom, I think I just figured out where the illegal alien problem comes from. Last night, the wife made me watch “West Side Story” with her (you know how it sometimes is… no whoopie unless you watch the chick flick first).
Full StoryThrockmorton P. Turdblossom “The Country Boy Advice Column”
Dear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom, I think my girlfriend has been lying to me. She says that she’s a virgin, but she’s also got these stretch marks on her. She also sometimes wears a nursing bra. She also says that her parents make her babysit a lot, even though she once told me that she’s the [...]
Full StoryThrockmorton P. Turdblossom “The Country Boy Advice Column”
Dear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom, When you get a case of the trots or the Hershey squirts, some people call it a case of the “runs. Do they call it that because:
Full StoryThrockmorton P. Turdblossom “The Country Boy Advice Column”
Dear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom, I was watching this commercial for this show the other night called Honey Boo Boo. I never saw Yogi Bear a single time and there wasn’t even Boo Boo, Cindy Bear, or Mr. Ranger. Can I sue for false advertising? Harry Thumper, Bellybutton, Alabama Dear Harry, Dumbass! It’s another stupid reality [...]
Full StoryThrockmorton P. Turdblossom “The Country Boy Advice Column”
Dear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom, We was playing scrabble the other night and I got a bunch of letters and could have spelled out two different words. Did you know that “vagina” and “viagra” pretty much got the same letters? I spelled out the first one and got a double word score. Later that night, I [...]
Full StoryThrockmorton P. Turdblossom “The Country Boy Advice Column”
Dear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom, The current administration is trying to remove our First Amendment rights, our Second Amendment Rights, bankrupting the country, and now is planning on using Drones against citizens of this country inside of this country. There is talk that they want to change the Constitution to get Obama more terms in office. [...]
Full StoryThrockmorton P. Turdblossom “The Country Boy Advice Column”
Dear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom, I heard tell that this woman sued McDonald’s because she put her cup of hot coffee between her legs, spilled it, and burnt herself. She got a million dollars or something and now places got to warn folks that coffee is hot.
Full StoryThrockmorton P. Turdblossom “The Country Boy Advice Column”
Dear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom, I understand that the latest dictator feller in North Korea is threatening to launch a preemptive Nuclear Strike on the United States. Since his country has yet to launch a missile that has traveled more than a hundred miles… should Tokyo be worried?
Full StoryThrockmorton P. Turdblossom “The Country Boy Advice Column”
Dear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom, When someone asks you “how’s it hanging,” are they really referring to your pecker? Albert Rowena Studybutte, Texas
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Dear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom, Why? Buford Turnbuckle Ardella, Mississippi
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