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Unintended Consequences of Persecuting AP Reporters Revealed
Washington DC – (SatireWorld.com) The gathering of information by the US Department of Justice (DOJ) on Associated Press (AP) reporters via seizing their business, cell phone and home telephone records has had unintended consequences.
Full StoryCape Cod and Islands Brace for Tropical Disturbance “Michelle” threatening Tourist Season!
Cape Cod, MA – (SatireWorld.com) The national news media was not on the scene when the Weather Channel’s ‘master of disaster’ Jim Cantori flew in to Hyannis, MA yesterday with his advance team anticipating the whirlwind arrival of Michelle Obama who threatened to take an extended ‘sabbatical’ from her stressful duties of mentoring her campaigning [...]
Full StoryEditorial: Susan Rice Needs to Apologize to the American People
A SATIREWORLD EDITORIAL: Obama administration apologist, White House senior adviser Dan Pfeiffer made the rounds of the five Sunday talk shows. He invoked illogical arguments as to why President Barack Obama wasn’t told about the IRS scandal and defended his boss about the response to the Islamic terrorist attack on the US Embassy in Benghazi [...]
Full StoryNYC Mayoral Candidate Anthony Weiner Releases First TV Ad
New York City – (SatireWorld.com) Opening the 30 second TV ad with a cheesy smile and his arm around his equally chessy wife, Anthony told NYC voters that he’s ‘pretty hard to beat!”
Full StoryHomeland Security Agents Monitoring Multiple Tea Party IRS Protests Across the Country
There were multiple reported sightings of agents with the Department of Homeland Security at several Tea Party-led IRS protests in states like Missouri, Florida, Illinois and Indiana. The peaceful rallies that occurred across the country on Tuesday were sparked by the IRS’ unfair targeting of conservative groups — one of the several scandals the Obama [...]
Full StoryWhite House Clean-Up Being Considered
Washington DC – (SatireWorld.com) The General Services Administration (GSA) has initiated the bidding process for clean-up and refurbishment contractors to ready the White House for the new occupant in January 2017.
Full StoryBarack Obama…”I know nothing! Nothing, I tell you, nothing!”
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Sergeant Hans Schultz is a fat, moustached comical character in the old TV show Hogan’s Heroes. Masterfully played by the actor John Banner. Schultz is a bumbling, obese sergeant in a Nazi German POW camp branded Stalag 13, who, when confronted by evidence of the Allied prisoners’ covert activities, will simply [...]
Full StoryWhite House Terrified Over 4th Scandal Involving Late Night White House Partys
The White House – (SatireWorld.com) SatireWorld editor Bargis Tryhol said in his blog on Monday that the Obama administration’s developing scandal involving the monitoring of Fox News reporter James Rosen’s email accounts goes “much deeper.”
Full StoryWhite House Press Secretary Plans to Resign
Washington DC-(SatireWorld.com) White House Press Secretary Jay Carney announced that he will be leaving his current position at the end of July 2013 for employment elsewhere.
Full StoryNorth Korea Fires Rockets in Show of Force!
DMZ- Korea (SatireWorld.com) Protesting the lack of media coverage ever since the Boston Bombings swept North Korean leader Kim Jong Un’s childish antics from the breaking news, North Korean medium range rockets splashed into waters bordering the Hermit Kingdom.
Full StorySigmund Freud Contacts Satire World
Dear Editor: I felt as a professional psychiatrist I had to contact Satire World about Philbert of Macadamia’s story of May 16, 2013 entitled “Former NAACP Official to Meet With Tea Party Leaders.”
Full StoryDescendants Of Cortez Have Sights On Taking Over North America.
Mexico City, Mexico – (SatireWorld.com) Having already taken over all of South and Central America, the Latino population of the New World now have their sights on taking over the northern hemisphere as well.
Full StoryHuma Abedin Double-dips While Husband Anthony ‘Underpants’ Weiner Tries a Political Comeback From Twitter Scandal
New York, NY – (SatireWorld.com) Iranian born Huma Abedin, longtime friend of the Clintons and wife of former Rep. Anthony ‘Underpants’ Weiner, enjoyed an arrangement to work as an adviser in the State Department under Secretary of State Hillary Clinton while still consulting for private client.
Full StoryItaly’s Silvio Berlusconi’s notorious “bunga bunga” parties featured strippers dressed as President Barack Obama
Rome, Italy – (SatireWorld.com) According to sworn testimony by a Karima el-Mahroug, the alleged underage prostitute at the center of the scandal, the embattled former Italian prime minister hired women to perform stripteases in sexy nurse, sexy nun and sexy Barack Obama costumes.
Full StoryObama Administration Policies Fail the Smell Test
Washington DC-(SatireWorld.com) The Government Accountability Office (GAO) has charged the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) with spending $1 billion on developing a Fecal Matter Odor Detector (FMOD).
Full StoryMSNBC’s Chris Matthews….”I’ve Lost That Tingling Feeling”
MSNBC Land – (SatireWorld.com) It’s OK Chris, the tingle loss won’t last. Most everyone knows MSNBC anchor Chris Matthews is in love with President Barack Obama and his recent outburst has surprised many.
Full StoryFormer NAACP Official to Meet With Tea Party Leaders
Washington DC- (SatireWorld.com) Julian Bond, former Chairman of the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People (NAACP), said during an MSNBC TV interview that it’s only right and just that the federal government and the Internal Revenue Service (IRS) target tea party groups. He added Tea party groups are, after all, “overtly racist” and [...]
Full StoryVenezuela Faces Severe Toilet Paper Shortages-Visitors Asked To Bring Their Own
Caracas, Venezuala – (SatireWorld.com) First milk, butter, coffee and cornmeal ran short. Now Venezuela is running out of the most basic of necessities – toilet paper!
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