Archive for 'Politics'

Democrats Stage Surprise Visit to Juvenile Detainee Camp-Find It So Nice 3 Plan To Stay

Elizabeth, NJ – (satireworld.com) A group of Democratic lawmakers paid a surprise un-authorized visit to a immigrant detention facility in New Jersey on Father’s Day to speak with asylum-seekers who have been separated from their families under a new Trump administration policy.

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Hillary Receives the Prestigious EMF Award From the NAACP

Chappaqua NY- (satireworld.com) Former Democratic President Bill Clinton and failed 2016 Democratic Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton’s home is in the small Westchester County town of Chappaqua NY. The town, not far from New York City (NYC), demographically has 1400 residents of which 2.5% are Hispanic and there are zero African Americans.

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Howdy Doody Moody Rudy

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) Presidential sock puppet Rudi Giuliani has been captured on CCTV pimping out a pile of steaming turds ‘like some sort of considered legal opinion’ an Oval Orifice janitor said today.

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Trump at White House Prison Summit…. Kim Kardashian Has A Really Fat Ass

The White House – (satireworld.com) After a much heralded meeting about prison reform Donald Trump had off hand remarks about Kim Kardashian’s large ass…Yes, you heard it here first!

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You Can Keep Your Plastic Straws If You Like!

Polar Bear Alaska: MacDougal’s Fast Fish Cafe shareholders have rejected a proposal asking the firm to report on its use of plastic straws. This is the latest part of a campaign backed by the self-appointed activist group Environmental Wackos of California (EWOC) pressuring the firm to ban certain food packaging items. The idea won less […]

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Parkland Survivor Spouts Hate For Veteran Gun Owners in Vulgar TV Speech

NY,NY – (satireworld.com) Parkland survivor and rabid gun control activist skin-headed Emma González lectured gun owners Thursday at an education forum. Gonzalez is known nationally as being a ‘bald-headed mean spirited dyke look-alike with an unusually foul demeanor on camera.’

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Democrats Call For Ban of Assault Lettuce

Emora, NM – (satireworld.com) Key leaders in the Democratic Party are calling for the ban of Romaine Lettuce (now called assault lettuce). According to figures from the CDC (Center for Disease Control), there have now been more than 150 reported cases of food borne illness reported in over 30 states due to Assault Lettuce. There […]

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USPS- Barack Obama Era Commemorative Stamp Now On Sale

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) The United States Postal Service announced today that the long overdue commemorative stamp issue celebrating the two-term presidency of Barack Obama are now on sale at most USPS locations.

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Police Report an Increase in “Mooned” CCTV Cameras

New York NY – (satireworld.com) Various transportation policing agencies use CCTV and “Facial Recognition SW” technology to monitor people’s faces at New York City (NYC) airports, railroad/commuter terminals and bus stations. The cameras supporting a facial recognition capability are located near ticket counters, boarding and luggage pick up areas, and schedule boards at transportation centers.

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Democrat Pelosi Supports the NRA

Washington DC: (satireworld.com) House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) tweeted to her constituents that she now wholeheartedly supports the NRA! ‘After a lot of soul searching and discussions with my US House leadership team of 1st “Horse Holder” Representative Steny Hoyer (D-MD) and 2nd “Horse Holder” Representative James Clyburn (D-SC) we have concluded it is […]

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Golden Sewers Attorney Pleads The Filth

NYC, NY – (SatireWorld.com): A New York attorney suspected of laundering dirty money who says he ‘never stepped a foot inside the bouncing Check Republic’ will play schtum before the law courts his lawyer said today.

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Syrian Distraction Bumming Ahead Of Comey Book

Washington DC – (SatireWorld.com): White House advisers are finessing some unprecedented diversionary moves to steady the President’s hand as ex-FBI chief James Comey’s eagerly awaited memoir readies to hit the shops.

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Stormy Daniels Working With Police Artist to Sketch Man Who Threatened Her

Los Angeles, CA – (satireworld.com) Porn star Stormy Daniels is working with a LAPD forensic sketch artist to help identify the man she claims threatened her with ‘certain incineration’ to stay silent about an alleged tryst she had with President Trump over 14 years ago.

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Satire World’s ‘March for Life’ Photos of the Day

Satireworld.com Satire World’s pro-gun photo-of-the-day just for those George Seros inspired snowflakes so emotionally and continually offended by law abiding firearm owners having personal firearms in their possession…..Suck it up buttercup. My guns have more brains than you!

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The Taste of Hillary

Chappaqua NY – (satireworld.com) Former Democratic Presidential Candidate Hillary Clinton left the USA for a 10 country, publisher paid trip to plug her new book “What Happened.” The book is about her 2016 presidential aspirations (she lost to Republican Donald Trump) is not doing well domestically. So, Hillary opted to quietly take her book tour […]

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Pelosi Brain Freeze Episodes Worsen

Modesto, CA – (satireworld.com) While addressing reporters on Thursday, Rep/. Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) lost her breath during several short sentences, suffered more brain freezes and could be seen staring blankly at reporters, while also frequently repeating words.

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Hillary Blames Lingering Yeast Infection for 2016 Presidential Election Loss

Washington,DC – (satireworld.com) The Hillary Clinton 2016 election loss blame game took a new turn this past week as yet another excuse was hurled out onto the airwaves. First, we had insults directed toward rural voters. Then it was the unproven Russian collusion….Throw in the Republican vast right-wing conspiracy….Or some unfriendly media coverage….Then the FBI! […]

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Three Geopolitical Events Occurred this Week

Washington DC- (satireworld.com) Republican President Donald Trump had an interesting week in the Nation’s Capital including; consideration of new import tariffs, gun control proposals, DACA legislation proposals, Russian President Putin’s new nuclear missile, Maxine Waters calling President Trump a racist and North Korea’s leader Kim Jong Un inviting President Trump to come to the table […]

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NRA Responds With Powerful Ad…..Times Up

Hollywood, CA – (satireworld.com) An NRA ad released on March 4 called out “every Hollywood phony” and the “lying media” to put them on notice that their “time is running out.” The ad was released just hours before the 90th Oscars began. It promotes NRA spokeswoman Dana Loesch’s new show and is clearly intended to […]

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DNC Requests Proposals for a Monument to Honor Obama’s Presidency

Washington DC – (satireworld.com) The Democratic National Committee (DNC) chaired by Tom Perez has sent out a Request for Proposals (RFP) to all 50 states to bid on constructing a suitable monument to the 44th POTUS, Barack Obama. The selected monument must be “shovel ready!” This measure was necessary because the federal government has refused […]

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Sources of Greenhouse Gases Identified

Hawthorne CA – (satireworld.com) Space X CEO Elon Musk announced that the Falcon Heavy rocket was launched successfully on February 8, 2018 from the Kennedy Space Center in Florida. This giant vehicle boosted a payload of his cherry-red Tesla sports car, although it could easily boost up to 24 metric tons into an Earth orbit.

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Arizona Lawmaker Proposes Holiday Just For White Males

Phoenix, AZ – (SatireWorld.com) An Arizona legislator raised eyebrows this week with a suggestion that the state should name a holiday just for US Caucasian males. State Rep. Cecil Ash’s remarks began in jest while he was speaking on the Arizona House floor Monday, but when asked to clarify them later, Ash doubled down and […]

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Dangerous Felons Escape from San Quentin State Prison

San Quentin CA – (satireworld.com) In a large jail break, dangerous felons have escaped from San Quentin State Prison for men, following a week of continuous rioting. A series of new California laws passed by the California Legislature and signed by Democratic Governor Jerry Brown (D-CA) that went into effect on January 1, 2018 is […]

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Punxsutawney Phil to Retire Before Groundhog Day 2018

Punxsutawney PA: Punxsutawney Phil is a fabled groundhog living in Punxsutawney PA. On February 2 (USA Groundhog Day) each year, the town of Punxsutawney celebrates this legendary groundhog with a festive atmosphere of music, food and drink. During the traditional ceremony, which begins before the winter sunrise, Phil emerges from his temporary home on Gobbler’s […]

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London Embassy Siege Latest

London – (SatireWorld.com) Hundreds of police have been deployed outside the Iranian embassy in London this weekend in a concerted bid to ‘stop the bastards escaping’ according to latest diplomatic reports.

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FDA Approves Newly Developed Medication for Politicians

Washington DC – (satireworld.com) The US Food and Drug Administration (FDA) has given conditional approval to a newly developed medication called “SHUTHOLE” to help politicians cure their Foot in Mouth Disease, Diarrhea of the Mouth, Fake News Generation and Habitual Lying. The FDA also has called for follow up field testing using control groups of […]

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Top Ten Designated ‘Sh–hole Cities’ In US Are All Run By Democrats

Detroit, MI – (satireworld.com) The Top ten cities now designated as official ‘US SHITHOLES’ share one common denominator. All are run by Democrats and some have been struggling for over fifty years.

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Senator Bernie Sanders Infrastructure Plan Uncovered

Washington DC – (satireworld.com) Socialist Senator Bernie Sanders (I-VT) Infrastructure Plan has been leaked to the Main Stream Media. An astute freelance reporter named Phil broke the story prior to the legislation being introduced into the US House and senate.

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Clinton Rips Trump On Racist Views About Haiti, Neglects Mentioning Clinton Foundation Ripping Off Haitians

New York City, NY – (satireworld.com) Protesters gathered outside the Clinton Foundation in New York City to complain about “missing money” from the Haiti recovery effort from the 2010 earthquake. “New Yorkers with roots in Haiti say the picture [of the Haiti recovery] isn’t so rosy,” said the Pierre L’Sainte, a Haitian community spokesperson.

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Judge Denies Petition to Free Zoo Elephants

Torrington CT – (satireworld.com) A Judge has denied a petition seeking to free three elephants from the Commerford Zoo located in Goshen, rejecting the argument that the animals should be granted legal person-hood.

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