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Obamacare Offers Free Female Genital Mutilation To Preserve Chastity
Boston, MA – (SatireWorld.com) Civil libertarians have questioned the recent Obama Administration’s support of a provision in Obamacare where large medical convoys organized by the Democratic party wander through rural America performing free medical examinations and procedures on people, including female circumcision, or female genital mutilation, in violation of US law, conventions and treaties signed [...]
Full StoryObama To LGBT Community…”I want to feel your pain!”
New York City, NY – (SatireWorld.com) Within days of announcing his support for gay marriage, Barack Obama has planned to attend almost 75 homosexual related campaign dinners in various parts of Chicago, Los Angeles, Miami, and New York. Dubbed the First’Gay’President, Obama announced to homosexual leaders how he…”Wants to feel their pain!”
Full StoryScapolamine , Not George Bush, Blamed as Reason for World’s Financial/ Social Meltdown!
Bogota, Columbia – (SatireWorld.com) Reports out of Bogota, Columbia, now affirm that the social and financial morass rampant around the globe was not the fault of George Bush After all!
Full StoryCanadian Conundrum Continues in Gender “Box” Identification Confusion!
Port Dover, Canada – (SatireWorld.com) The Canadian government admitted today that they are stumped over how to classify an influx of EU citizens flooding the country over fears of unrest, anarchy, crimes against nature, sodomy, football (soccer) riots, high taxes, not to mention political correctness and ‘uman rights!
Full StoryElizabeth Warren: My Tight Cheeks Not from Lyposuction!
Boston, MA – (SatireWorld.com) Taking a page from General Custer, Mass-hole Senate wannabe Elizabeth Warren tried to circle her wagons after she was outed over her claims she was a minority Indian Maiden which afforded her special affirmative action perks during her rise to the 1%.
Full Story5,000 Moslems in England To Move To Falkland Islands
London (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) Slightly over 5000 British Moslems, most of whom were born in the Middle East, have announced plans to relocate to the Falkland Islands. As the current population of the Falklands is less than 3200, this will give the area a new look and a new majority culture.
Full StoryObama’s New Campaign Slogan…. Forward! (But looking back…who is this guy?)
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) After being shown on just about all media outlets, most have heard of the Obama campaign’s new slogan…’Forward.’ Most noteworthy is the dubious scrubbing of all references to the Marxist origins of the new slogan on its Wikipedia entry. This has raised eyebrows once again about Obama’s true socialist leanings.
Full StoryExpensive Vacations, Luxury Accomodations, And Michelle Obama’s Mother Still Living At The White House….Free!
The White House – (SatireWorld.com) First lady Michelle Obama has sorta evicted her 74-year-old mother Marian Robinson from the White House in an apparent effort to boost her appeal to struggling middle-class voters.
Full StoryUS Celebrates Today! Bin Laden’s Death Anniversary…. and 3 Years Without A Federal Budget
US Senate-Capitol Hill – (SatireWorld.com) Sunday marked the official three-year anniversary since Senate Democrats last adopted a budget. The office of Senate Budget Committee Republican Ranking Member Sen. Jeff Sessions released a statement to mark the occasion that tallies up some notable statistics from when the Senate’s Democratic majority last passed a budget:
Full StorySenate Hopeful Elizabeth Warren Pressed To Prove Her ‘Indian Heritage’ Claim
Boston, MA – (SatireWorld.com) Massachusetts senate hopeful Elizabeth Warren described herself in law-school professional directories as a Native American minority from 1986 to 1995. Now, she’s being asked to prove it
Full StoryWhite House Touts Good Economic News – Price Of Blow Job Hits 30-Year low
The White House – (SatireWorld.com) Hoping to cash in on better economic news since President Obama’s ‘I-killed-Bin-Laden’ publicity ploy backfired with voters and media experts, the White House press secretary has played up a new report about price reductions in the US economy. In a startling announcement by the Labor Department, Director Hans Job released [...]
Full StoryIranian Rear Admiral Threatens New York City With Iran’s Warships
Tehran, Iran – (SatireWorld.com) The Islamic Republic of Iran said Tuesday that it has the ability to position a naval vessel within three miles of the East Coast of the United States.
Full StoryCongressman Wants Navy to Name New Ship After Gay Activist
San Diego, CA – (SatireWorld.com) In the land of fruits, nuts, and flaming assholes, a movement to name a US Navy warship after a gay activist has gained momentum after Rep. Bob Filner called on the Navy to name a ship after slain gay rights pioneer Harvey Milk, who served as a Navy officer in [...]
Full StoryWoe Mart Retains “Barracuda Barrister”; Counter Sues US Over Alleged Bribery Charges in World Court!
Benton, AR – (SatireWorld.com) Woe Mart, the international retail giant with ‘a few business ties to China’, has come under fire after charges of graft, corruption, and bribery surfaced in Mexico over the granting of building permits, causing the company to retain UK Barrister Baroness Regina Montgomery, known in the trade as the “The Barracuda [...]
Full StoryJackson, Sharpton, Wright Hail Palestinan Decision to Execute Estate Agent Who Sold to Jew!
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Appearing on Al Sharpton’s Demagogue Hour on CNN, guests Jesse Jackson and Chicago pastor Jerimiah Wright praised the Palestinian Authority that recently sentenced to death one of their own for selling property to a Jew.
Full StoryWhile AFL-CIO Trumka Makes The Big Bucks..Unions Call For Corporate CEOs To ‘Share the Wealth’
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) In a recent email to union “e-Activists,” AFL-CIO President Richard Trumka encourages union members to visit the Executive PayWatch online site, calling it “your one-stop shop for the most recent information on out-of-control CEO pay and what you can do to stop it.”
Full StoryThrockmorton P. Turdblossom “The Country Boy Advice Column”
Dear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom, It seems like life ain’t fair if’n yer a straight, white, Christian feller.
Full StoryObama Administration To Remove White House Rose Garden and Install Presidential Swimming Pool and Hot Tub
The White House – (SatireWorld.com) The Obama Administration announced that a major remodeling and renovation of the White House grounds will take place this spring and summer. The Rose Garden, a fixture since being planted during the Woodrow Wilson administration, will be removed to install an in-ground fiberglass pool and hot tub. A charcoal grill [...]
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