Archive for 'Politics'

Kleenex To Release Special Facial Product For Democrats: “Pity Me Tissues”

Scotch Plains, NY – (satireworld.com) Kleenex, a division of Kimberly-Clark, has announced that they are releasing a new line of their popular facial tissues made specially for Democrats to use when crying over losing elections, seeing a robust economy, paying lower gas prices, and other events that may go against their programmed agenda.  Called “Pity […]

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Ayatollah Upset Notre Dame Made NCAA Playoff Instead of UCF

Tooba, Iran – (satireworld.com) The Ayatollah Smella Buttholla, leading Moslem/Muslim cleric in the Middle East, is upset that the NCAA selected Notre Dame to be in the College Football Playoff instead of UCF (the University of Central Florida).  “I can understand undefeated Alabama and Clemson as they were so much better than every other team […]

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Former French President Sarkozy Once Took $50 Million From Muammer Gaddafi, Does a Possible Matching Contribution to Obama Explain Benghazi?

Food for thought: (satireworld.com) During the 2011 French Presidential Campaign, former Libyan dictator Muammer Gaddafi donated sixty million euros to the reelection fund of sitting French president Nicolas Sarkozy.  Per Libyan officials in a French 2018 investigation, the money was given in exchange for “access and favors.”   Sauf-al-Islam Gaddafi said in an interview with Euronews […]

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Must Really Suck Being A Democrat These Days

Washington, DC Take a moment and think about this…Imagine the feeling back in the late fall of 2016 with the Obama era of Hope & Change ending in a tangling tumble of fraud, dishonesty, and overall contempt for true American values. Now, with the Democrat’s world of smoke and mirrors turned inside out and upside […]

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Democrats Organize Caravans of Inner City Asylum Seekers

Washington DC- (satireworld.com) Socialist Senator Bernie Sanders (I-VT) appears to have placed part of the blame for Democrat Andrew Gillum’s (Florida Governor’s election) loss and Democrat Stacey Abrams’ (Georgia Governor’s election) loss on the fact that neither state has ever elected an African-American governor. The Vermont Senator hastily backtracked his not well-thought-out statement soon after!

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Obama Enters the Mommy’s Basement Home Furniture Business

Washington DC – (satireworld.com) Republican President Donald Trump has improved the US economy and increased the number of jobs available to all US workers substantially, in the first two years of his presidency. Notably more Millennials and Gen-Xers are leaving Mommy’s Basement, as they now have jobs to pay for renting an apartment, a house […]

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Honduras Caravan Members Sue Trump Administration Because “We Weren’t Allowed to Participate in the Black Friday Sales”

Tijuana, Mexico – (satireworld.com) The Honduras Caravan members have sued the President and the Trump Administration because their being refused an illegal entry into the United States prevented them from being able to participate in the 2018 Black Friday sales.  They were also limited in buying at Small Business Saturday sales (though they could buy […]

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California Democrat Swalwell Says “We Need to Nuke 2nd Amendment Supporters so Central American Caravan Refugees Have Somewhere to Live”

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) Member of the House of Representatives Eric Swalwell of California believes that “we need to nuke the 2nd Amendment supporters and gun rights advocates so that we can use their homes for the caravan of refugees coming up through Mexico.  If we wipe out these deplorables, we can use their empty […]

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DNC Chairman Sends a Generic Concession Speech Outline to Losing Democratic Candidates

Washington DC- (satireworld.com) The current Democratic National Committee (DNC) Chairman Tom Perez has sent a generic concession speech outline to be used by all losing liberal Democratic candidates in the 2018 mid-term elections. This email formulates how a Democratic candidate can admit losing without really, ever conceding defeat!

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Democrat Stacey Abrams Gives Up Georgia Governors Race….But Doesn’t Concede

Atlanta, Georgia Democratic gubernatorial candidate Stacey Abrams said on Friday that her Republican opponent Brian Kemp would be officially declared the victor in the race, but she said her announcement was not a concession from her because that would acknowledge ‘ out-right election theft as being right.’

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Al Gore Discovers a New Environmental Bogeyman

Washington DC- (satireworld.com) Former Vice President Al Gore (supposed inventor of the Internet), noted predictor of dire, non-occurring, environmental calamities since 2000 spoke before the International Brassiere Manufacturers Association (IBMA) convention. He cautioned that the effect of plastics and oil based synthetic fibers used in Bra manufacturing are affecting the oceans of the world.

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Kemp pushes Abrams to concede in Georgia gubernatorial race

Atlanta, GA – (satireworld.com) Ahead by more than 6,000,000 votes days after Georgia’s gubernatorial election, Republican Brian Kemp pushed for Democrat Stacey Abrams to finally concede Saturday as civil rights groups urged her to stay in the fight even though she’s losing by more than 6 million votes.

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Neophyte Congresswoman-Elect Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Sends a Text Message

New York NY – (satireworld.com) Newly elected NYC Democratic-Socialist NITWIT Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) has tried to send a Text Message to the new Democratic Speaker of the US House of Representatives, to be determined (TBD).

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Obvious Election Fraud Committed in New Mexico… by a County (a Satireworld Editorial)

What’s wrong with this picture? Yvette Harrell ran against Xochitl Torres Small for the congressional seat in Southern New Mexico. Party doesn’t matter right now because both are reprehensible (there wasn’t a lesser of two evils in this campaign). Harrell misdirected money (over half a million dollars) from the state to her business (while in […]

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Pelosi, Feinstein, and Waters Claim They Were Insulted at D.C. Restaurants Wednesday

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) Nancy Pelosi, Dianne Feinstein, and Maxine Waters claim that they were insulted at a local Washington D.C. restaurant went they went out to lunch on Wednesday (October 31st).  Said Pelosi, “we were on a break from out duties in the House and Senate and went together to get a bite to […]

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California Democrats Demand Migrant Caravan Be Allowed In By Tuesday In Order To Vote

San Diego, CA – (satireworld.com) California democrats have demanded that Donald Trump move the military and National Guard away from the borders and allow the invaders marching through Mexico to enter the country by Tuesday so that they can vote in the mid-term elections.  They have pinpointed the specific districts where they want the homeless […]

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Were’s All The Caravan Crap?

Speaking of that Honduran caravan. Here’s a question for you. It’s about that caravan heading thousands of miles t o storm our Southern border. I’ll make it simple…. Where do they dump? The Hondurans in the caravan, the 7,000 people walking north to America, where do they go to the bathroom? How do they eat […]

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Ayatollah Demands United States Celebrate and Honor Muslim Holiday

Tehran,Iran – The Ayatollah Smella Buttholla has demanded that the United States being celebrating a Moslem/Muslim holiday.  “You are supposed to recognize the separation of church and state, but you celebrate Christmas and Easter and note Hanukkah and Kwanzaa (which was made up by a bunch of racists twenty years ago).  Why shouldn’t your country […]

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NAACP v NAACP Case Reaches the US Supreme Court

Washington DC – (satireworld.com) The National Association for the Advancement of Colored People (NAACP) v the National Association of Advanced Computer Programmers (NAACP) has finally been placed on the US Supreme Court Docket. Oral arguments are to be heard during the CY 2018-2019 session on January 3, 2019.

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DNC Already Planning Spontaneous Riots, Looting, Violence, and Mob Action In Areas Where They Lose Mid-Term Elections

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) Investigations have revealed that the Democratic Party has already been organizing and planning riots, looting, car burning, violence, mob action, protests, and crying in areas where the Republicans win races in the mid-term elections on Tuesday.  George Soros and Oprah Winfrey have each pledged millions in funding to pay for the […]

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To Avoid Long Voter Lines,The DNC Advises All Democrats To Vote On Wednesday November 7th

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) The Democratic National Committee has requested national TV air time in order to caution fellow Democrats about how to avoid long lines at the polls and to advise them to cast their vote on Wednesday, November 7th when lines at the polls will be considerably shorter.

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Gov. Cuomo, Please Repeat That America “Was Never That Great”

Hey Gov. Cuomo….Please repeat that America “was never that great.”

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National Fraternity Conference Chooses Least MILF-ish Celebrities

Palm Springs, CA- (satireworld.com) A conference in Palm Springs, California for Fraternity Presidents of all different Greek groups representing all NCAA Universities was held last week to “plan Spring Break.”  In addition to the obligatory toga parties, wet t-shirt contests, keggers, and other politically correct activities, the college and university students also voted on the […]

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Elizabeth Warren Refuses To Withdraw Candidacy and Announces Presidential Bid

Boston, MA – (satireworld.com) Elizabeth “Pocahontas” Warren of Massachusetts has refused to withdraw her candidacy for reelection for her Senate Seat after results of her DNA tests were released (and proved that she is between 1/64th and 1/1024th Native American).  The Senator, who has claimed that she was Native American and a “woman of color” […]

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Is Elizabeth Warren Featured In The Pocahontas Exhibit At The National Museum Of The American Indian?

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) The political world was further confused this week when Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-MA) released the results of a controversial DNA test that was years in the making.

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Ayatollah Removed From Manchester Petting Zoo on England State Visit

Manchester, UK – (satireworld.com) The Ayatollah Smella Buttholla, in England on a state visit to speak to Moslem/Muslim immigrants and to secure preferential treatment for his people, was removed by police from a Manchester petting zoo today.  The Iranian religious leader was, according to upset parents and crying children, “doing nasty things with the sheep […]

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Woman Reveals She Was With Kavanaugh the Night Christine Blasey Ford Testified About

Dubsdread, OH – (satireworld.com) An Ohio woman has revealed that, “according to the records in my journal,” she was actually having sex with Brett Kavanaugh on the night Christine Blasey Ford claims he tried to rape her.  Mary Jane Rottencrotch said that “I wrote everything down, I have pictures, and I can tell you where […]

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Sexual Allegations Against “Slick Willie” Different Than Those Against Trump and Kavanaugh?

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) The 2008 and 2016 losing Democratic presidential candidate and corrupt Obama Administration Secretary of State (SOS) Hillary Clinton makes inventive remarks in a new interview with a noted CNN reporter! She defended her husband “Slick Willie” against the allegations of sexual misconduct that he has faced over the years.

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The Value of the Name in Politics: A Satireworld Editorial

SATIREWORLD EDITORIAL- I grew up on the United States-Mexico border in El Paso, Texas.  I’m also a white guy… 100%.  My dad’s family comes from England and my mom’s is from England on one side and Italy on the other.  Before England and Italy, I don’t know where they are from (and I am too […]

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Senator Chuck Revealed to be Owner of Schumer’s Bloomers

Brooklyn, NY – (satireworld.com) The source of the Schumer family fortune has been found with the discovery that New York Democratic Senator Charles Ellis “Chuck” Schumer is secretly the owner of Schumer’s Bloomers, a woman’s lingerie store located throughout Western Europe.  Not only is the Senator the owner, but is also the President, founder, designer, […]

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