Archive for 'Politics'

Hillary Loses All Sense Of Huma

New York – (SatireWorld.com) Forensic cryptologists are busy checking for signs of paranormal activity in Mrs Clinton’s knickers this weekend amid fears that a spooky, hexoplasm-riddled thumb drive may have been secreted inside one of her cavernous pantiliner gussets, according to SatireWorld.com reports.

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Another March on Washington DC Planned

Washington DC- (SatireWorld.com) At the White House breakfast table President Obama was reading the Sports Section of USA Today (golf news), while First Dog Bo got the International News section to use as his indoor potty patch.

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Polls: Hillary/Trump Locked in Satirical Tie

AUSTIN – (SatireWorld.com) Pollsters at the University of Texas say that a compilation of polls from across the country show Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump locked in a satirical tie for the presidency. Results showed Clinton with a 45% – 43% lead, with 12% completely unaware there is even an election in less than two […]

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Administration of UC Berkeley Agrees to More Student Safe Spaces

Berkeley CA – (SatireWorld.com) Students at the University of California, Berkeley (UC Berkeley) held a protest demanding that the University create both “safe spaces” for transgender students and “spaces of color” for non-white students on campus. A wall of protesters also prevented white students from studying in the Student Union and stopped traffic at the […]

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More Nonsense About Gender Neutrality

Fullerton CA – (SatireWorld.com) California State University at Fullerton (Cal Fullerton) liberal arts students apparently don’t have enough to do between classes, e.g. possibly study for exams! These students adopt social causes to protest about, such as “Gender Neutrality.”

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‘Grand Theft Election’….It’s The Same Old Game For Democrats

Miami, FL – (SatireWorld.com) The closet geeks inside the Hillary Clinton presidential campaign are besides themselves with the success of their latest video game conceived in the back rooms of Chicago machine politicians, and financed by shady unions, off shore untraceable ‘donations’ and the financial web of the inscrutable George Soros. ‘Grand Theft Election’, now […]

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Federal Government Yard Sale, Everything Must Go

Washington DC – (SatireWorld.com) A Marxist couple named Obama currently renting an old White House along Pennsylvania Avenue have been told by the Real Estate Agent (Uncle Sam) that they must vacate the premises by Mid-January of next year. The property owners (American people) demand the current tenants leave in accordance with sections of a […]

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Clinton and Warren Within 3 Points in Nasty Women Poll

Boston, MA – (SatireWorld.com) Both Hillary Clinton and Elizabeth Warren are statistically tied in a recent CNN poll covering which Democrat is the Nastiest Women in the World. The poll is within the margin of error and seasoned polling experts consider it a tie.

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Hillary Lies, But DNA Doesn’t

Chappaqua NY – (satireworld.com) There has been a compilation of evidence that indicates Hillary Clinton is a pathological liar, who has lied to Congressional Committees and the American people. The most flagrant lies are about the Benghazi Libya Islamic terrorist attack and cover-up, and sending classified TOP SECRET emails over a non-secured home server. President […]

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Hillary’s Sordid Sex Life Exposed in National Publication

Hollywood, CA – (satireworld.com) Hillary Clinton is a secret sex freak who paid fixers to set up illicit romps with both men AND women…That’s the blockbuster revelation from a former Clinton family operative who is sensationally breaking ranks with his one-time bosses to speak to to the American voter directly in blockbuster revelation of the […]

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US Congress Actually Did Something Bipartisan, Really?

Washington DC – (satireworld.com) Emergency rooms all over the USA suddenly experienced a huge influx of Coronary Infarction (heart attacks) patients on September 29, 2016.

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The Latest Common Core Education Mandate

Washington DC: (satireworld.com) WikiLeaks has released a copy of a draft proposal by the Department of Education to improve the essay writing skills of graduating high school seniors (in their 18th year). The new regulation would apply to all 50 states via a series of practice exams. In order to graduate a similar final exam […]

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Trump/Hillary Sing Debate Duet: “You Don’t Bring Me Flowers”

ST. LOUIS – (satireworld.com) It was a magical moment during an otherwise contentious second presidential debate. Having just exchanged verbal blows over whether each candidate was fit to serve as president or not, Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton broke into song in what pundits are calling “the first debate duet in political history.”

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Hillary Claims Hurricane Matthew Was Deliberately Programmed To Miss Trump’s Mar-Lago Resort in Palm Beach

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Hillary Complained About Graffiti on Backdrop of Debate Stage

NEW YORK – (satireworld.com) During the walk-through before the first presidential debate, Hillary Clinton pointed out something she didn’t think was appropriate on an American debate stage. She asked producers why there needed to be walls covered with graffiti behind both podiums on the big night.

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Hillary Pleads Congenital Amnesia About Amanda Knox

Washington AC/DC – (SatireWorld.com) She’s putting back the con into congenital amnesia in what’s thought to be a little known side effect of post-partum psychosis affecting the world’s most incorrigible liars about the existence of secret offspring they wish didn’t exist.

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HUD Announces Further Plans to Encourage Diversity in American Neighborhoods

Washington DC – (satireworld.com) The US Department of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) is implementing the “Affirmatively Furthering Fair Housing (AFFH) rules,” a set of rules that allows changing local zoning laws. HUD’s bureaucrats in Washington DC will statistically determine when a given wealthy (white) residential area in the USA does not have an adequate […]

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Swine Flu Over The Cuckold’s Nest As Hillary Channels Rigor Mortis

New York – (SatireWorld.com) “Sounds like a classic case of drop dead tertiary psycho-syphilis,” Carnegie Hill shrink Professor Einstein Flintstone said today amid reports that Democratic Party basket case Hillary Clinton is slowly going nuts ahead of the upcoming presidential election.

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Heightened Fears Over ‘Handshake Hillary’ And The Spread of the Pneumonia Virus

New York, NY – (satireworld.com) Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton is reportedly recovering from a severe case of Calcutta Pneumonia, according to her campaign, but the mysterious virus that they say caused her to collapse in New York City Sunday has made several staffers sick, according to confidential sources.

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The Real Reason for Obama’s War on Coal

Charleston, WV – (satireworld.com) At a news conference held in this once thriving coal producing state, the founder of WikiLeaks announced that in the coming weeks thousands of Hillary Clinton’s destroyed or non-existent emails will be released. The latest batch of emails concern Hillary Clinton’s failed polygraph tests (lie detector) relative to her obtaining a […]

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NASA Releases Unexplained Occurrences in Space Report

Washington DC – (satireworld.com) The National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) recently released a report summarizing unexplained experiences of US Astronauts, in the last 10 years, while on space missions. Many of the strange occurrences happened during extra-vehicular activities (space walks) and went unreported in the mainstream media, for example.

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Smithsonian Institution Department of US Historical Antiquities Contacts Former President Clinton

To: WJ Clinton@H&B Foundation.org From: Mr. Harry Dickson Esq. Subject: Re Missing Historical Artifacts Date: September 7, 2016 Former President Clinton: Mr. President I represent the Smithsonian Institution Department of US Historical Antiquities (SIDUSHA) and we are in the process of trying to bring our collection of presidential memorabilia up to date for the History […]

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CAUGHT! Cheating Hillary Caught Wearing Wireless Ear Bud During Commander-in-Chief Debate

New York City – (satireworld.com) Forget calling Hillary Clinton ‘Crooked Hillary’ from now on. Since sharp-eyed viewers flooded Twitter with photos of Hillary wearing secretive ear bud during the debate over who’s best suited to lead our armed forces. Yes, folks are now calling her ‘Cheating Hillary.’

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Obama Blames US Senate Rejection of Gun Control Legislation for Causing Oklahoma Earthquake

Hangzhou China- (satireworld.com) US President Barack Obama was snubbed by the Chinese government when Air Force One landed in China for his attendance at the G-20 Economic Summit. He had to exit via the rear door of the airplane without the usual red carpet treatment accorded a visiting foreign head of state.

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International Liars Club to Honor Hillary Clinton with an Award

Hollywood CA – (satireworld.com) The International Liars Club Governing Board sent Democratic Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton an invitation to speak at their 2016 annual meeting to be held at the Hollywood Bowl on Sunday September 4, 2016 at 6:00 PM PDT. Former US Secretary of state and US Senator (D-NY) Hillary Clinton graciously accepted the […]

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Hillary Clinton ‘Can’t Recall’ if She’s Running for President or Not

NEW YORK – (satireworld.com) Notes from the FBI’s questioning of Hillary Clinton this summer show Mrs. Clinton couldn’t recall whether she received training for classified information, was told that her server could cause legal problems for her, or much of anything else, for that matter.

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With Poll Numbers Soaring Trump Vows To Incarcerate Hillary Clinton When He Becomes President

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) With his poll numbers overcoming a month-long deficit of almost 15 points in some blue states, presidential candidate Donald Trump is soaring high…And so are his growing legion of supporters in states that historically were Democratic strongholds! Reports of discord and emotional hand-wringing has placed the DNC leadership in a position […]

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ObamaCare May be Dangerous to Your Health

Washington DC – (satireworld.com) Reports have been simultaneously released by the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) and the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) that indicate male condom materials may cause cancer in humans. A number of brands have been tested and only one has been found to contain asbestos.

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Huma Abedin Finally Cuts Off Weiner

New York, New York – (satireworld.com) Huma Abedin is separating from her husband Anthony Weiner in the wake of his latest sexting scandal. The Clinton campaign manager released a statement on Monday morning just hours after the New York Post reported that Weiner had been sending lewd texts to another woman behind her back, marking […]

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Vegan Cannibals Reported in San Francisco

San Francisco CA – (satireworld.com) A town meeting was held with the San Francisco Board of Supervisors (SFBS) to discuss citizen complaints about coyotes living in the “City by the Bay,” eating small dogs and cats.

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