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Venezuela Faces Severe Toilet Paper Shortages-Visitors Asked To Bring Their Own
Caracas, Venezuala – (SatireWorld.com) First milk, butter, coffee and cornmeal ran short. Now Venezuela is running out of the most basic of necessities – toilet paper!
Full StoryNow Brits Afraid To Fly Own Flag!
Radstock (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) A local council in the U.K. just voted down the nation’s flag of St. George allegedly due to the fact that its link to the Crusades might offend the town’s 16 Muslim residents.
Full StoryNumber 44 to be Sent Back Down to the Minor Leagues
Washington DC- (SatireWorld.com) The owner of the Washington National Democrats, “Mr. and Mrs. We The People” called his Wunderkind hitter/pitcher Barack Obama into the front office for a chat about his dismal major league record with the team. “Mr. and Mrs. We The People” also own the Washington National Republicans.
Full StoryWashington Begins To Turn Against Barry Obama
Via POLITICO The town is turning on President Obama – and this is very bad news for this White House.
Full StoryRep. Sheila Jackson-Lee….A Congressional Boss With A Mouth Like A Toilet!
US Congress – (SatireWorld.com) A lot of politicians give nicknames to their aides. George W. Bush famously referred to his attorney general, Alberto Gonzalez, as “Fredo.” Mitch Daniels, then head of the Office Of Management And Budget, was known as “The Blade.” Barack Obama reportedly called VP Joe Biden “Einstein.”
Full StoryWhite House To Add Laugh Track Audio During All Jay Carney Press Conferences
The White House – (SatireWorld.com) White House press secretary Jay Carney on Tuesday again referred questions about the collection of Associated Press phone records to the Department of Justice, stating that President Barack Obama remained a “strong defender of the First Amendment.”
Full StoryAnthony Weiner Enlarging His Staff After Fears Of Stiff Competition In NYC Mayoral Run
New York, NY – (SatireWorld.com) Disgraced ex-congressman Anthony Weiner has increased the size of his staff in preparation for his run for mayor of New York City. Two sources said that they couldn’t tell SatireWorld the staffer’s name or what position he/she will assume under the former Congressman.
Full StoryDemocratic Governor to be Appointed a US Ambassador
Washington DC – (SatireWorld.com) President Barack Obama intends to appoint a Mid-Atlantic state Democratic liberal governor as the next US Ambassador to Tushistan. The third world country of Tushistan abuts a corner of Afghanistan.
Full StoryIranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Faces 74 Lashes For Election Fraud
Theran, Iran – (SatireWorld.com) After accompanying his former chief of staff to register for June’s presidential vote, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad may face punishment if charged with breaking electoral rules.
Full StoryOld Technology Solves a New Problem
Washington DC- (SatireWorld.com) A consortium of foreign and domestic automobile manufacturing executives, a dozen of their corporate lawyers and one very senior US automotive design engineer met with representatives of the National Transportation Safety Board (NTSB).
Full StoryAdministration: There is no God but Barry. God is Dead, Long Live Obama!
Chicago, IL- (SatireWorld.com) On the new Obama Organizing for America (OFA) religious site the president’s Chaplain Jeremiah Wright and High Priest Louis Farrakhan debuted their new prayer to go along with their demands that followers tithe 25% of their union wages for the new religious order of Obama.
Full StoryBiden: “We Need To Tax American’s Happiness!”
Washington DC – (SatireWorld.com) At the annual dinner and speech fest for House Democratic hopefulls who will be throwing their hats in the ring during the upcoming 2014 mid-term elections, Vice President Joe Biden offered them a few tips on how to solidify the Democrastic base…Raise a few new taxes!
Full StoryAnti-Gun Advocates Refuse To Read This….But You Can!
Washington DC – (SatireWorld.com) According to data from the FBI’s uniform crime reports, California had the highest number of gun murders in 2011 with 1,220 — which makes up 68 percent of all murders in the state that year and equates to 3.25 murders per 100,000 people.
Full StoryPresident Obama Asks Congress to Enact a Caged Bird Tax
Washington DC – (SatireWorld.com) White House Press Secretary Jay Carney announced that President Obama has asked Congress to enact a caged bird tax. This tax has nothing to do with Maryland’s proposed wild bird poop tax, which the president believes is a crappy idea.
Full StoryNRA: 1 Million New Members Since January 2013!
Houston TX – (SatireWorld.com) Never ever doubt the resolve of Americans to protect their liberties when they are being threatened.
Full StoryEditorial: Let’s Keep The Boy Scouts Straight
Satire World Editorial: This month, the Boy Scouts of America are supposed to announce their decision in regards to allowing openly gay members and leaders into their program. This possible change in the 100+ year old organization is due to political and economic pressure from government and the politically correct.
Full StoryFormer VP Gore Scores a Global Whiteout
Denver CO – (SatireWorld.com) On May 1, 2013 former Democratic Vice President Al Gore spoke about global warming at the 76,000 seat Sports Authority Field (home of the Denver Broncos).
Full StoryThe World’s Greatest Gun Salesman
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) There have been 72,005,482 background checks for gun purchases since President Obama took office, according to data released by the FBI. Yes, you read correctly over seventy-two million!
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