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After Reading Facebook Valued At $95 Billion, Internet Inventor Al Gore Sues For Unpaid Royalties
Oakridge, TN – (SatireWorld.com) Former United States Vice President and Internet inventor Al Gore filed a lawsuit today in Federal Court against Facebook. Gore claims that the social networking giant, which was recently valued at $95 billion, has never paid him the 2% royalty that he should be receiving.
Full StoryRussia Press Reports UFO Debris Found In Siberian Forest
Otradnensky,Siberia – (SatireWorld.com) The 6-foot wide metal cylinder partially made of titanium steel was found near Otradnensky, a village two thousand miles from Moscow. Locals have labeled it as space junk, a UFO fragment, or the fuel tank of an American ballistic missile. The story changes from bar to bar as spirit fortified Siberians exaggerate [...]
Full StoryChu on This! Secretary of Energy Says He Gets “A” for Doubling Gas Prices!
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) University of California Graduate, Climate Change Proselytizer and Nobel Prize winner Steven Chu, who doesn’t own a car, told a Congressional hearing that he deserves ‘stellar’ marks for guiding gas prices from $1.85 a gallon to $3.85 during his tenure in the Obama administration.
Full StoryDepartment of Energy Underwrites Firefighting Costs For The Chevy Volt. $4.4 Million Allocated.
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) In a concerted effort to boost flagging sales for the cornerstone automobile of the Greenies, the Obama Administration sought to increase the Chevrolet Volt purchaser tax credit from $7,500 to $10,000. But still, buyers are as scarce as a snow shovel in Miami.
Full StoryGay Chinese Couple Die While Attempting ‘Time Travel’ Experiment
Chow Mein City, China – (SatireWorld.com) Two homosexual factory workers in southern China have committed suicide in an attempt to travel back in time. The young men decided to end their lives after one of them lost a remote control to a door and feared the consequences, China Daily reports.
Full StoryDepartment of Energy Funded ‘Green’ Lightbulb To Cost Consumers $50 Apiece
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) The U.S. government last year announced a $10 million award (the “L Prize”) for any manufacturer who could create a “green” but affordable LED light bulb. Today, a winner was announced!
Full Story20,000 Year Old Spoof/Satire Story Discovered On Cave Wall In France
Cirque d'Estre, France – (SatireWorld.com) On Sunday, December 18, 1994, Jean-Marie Chauvet led his two friends, Brunel and Hillaire, on the Cirque d'Estre toward the far off cliffs. A slight draft of cool air emanating from a small opening at the end of a small cave attracted his attention on a previous trip, and he [...]
Full StoryEpidemic Out Of Control In England
Priapus-on-the-Rise(UK) – (SatireWorld.com) An epidemic of Small Cox is now out of control in England, causing the country to be blockaded by a multi-national Naval force and the airports to be closed. Other countrys are attempting to contain the disease in London and surrounding areas and to keep it from spreading outside of the nation.
Full StoryThe Subterranean Rift Under Haiti’s Capitol Described As…’Almost As Big As Throckmorton Turdblossom’s Butt Crack!’
Port au Prince, Haiti – (SatireWorld.com) A large crack which opened 6 miles below Port au Prince, Haiti will eventually become larger says noted scientist Caswell Goodbody from Rochester University.
Full StoryPacking Error Causes Concerns For International Space Station Astronauts
Dorkistan Rocket City – (SatireWorld.com) It was revealed today that last weeks Russian supply mission to the space station resulted in a packaging error where thousand of doses of the popular male sex enhancement drug Viagra was sent to unsuspecting astronauts circling the Earth in the International Space Station.
Full StoryScientists Say Asteroid Will Hit Earth. Iran Most Likely ‘Ground Zero’
Houston, Texas – (SatireWorld.com) Scientists at NASA forewarned civilization weeks before an asteriod the size of California would strike ‘somewhere on the planet during December. They were tracking the out of world body with a state-of-the-art telescope from atop the Empire State building in New York City.
Full StoryInvestigators Discover Yuri Gagarin Did Not Go Into Space Alone
Космодром Байконур – (SatireWorld.com) Investigators have learned that Yuri Gagarin, the Russian Cosmonaut who was the first man to go into outer space and the first man to orbit the earth, was not alone on his historic flight. In fact, in their cockpit positioning, the other person would have been ahead of Gagarin into space [...]
Full StoryEditor Makes First Solo Human-Powered Rocket Flight
Lancaster (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) “Before Yves Rossy flew across the English Channel with a strap-on rocket glider wing, there was ME writer and editor Mark Lowton from Lancaster, England,” claims Mark Lowton, England’s newest human powered flight pioneer.
Full StoryHeaqdline News Round-Up:Sunday,September 18 -Fart Burgers-Mime Strike-Hong Kong Ding Dong-’Stinky’ Bin Laden-
September 18th Edition – 2011 (SatireWorld.com) Reporter Walter Bucket’s News Briefs From Around The World…..
Full StoryHeadline News Round-Up:Friday, September 16th -Fidel Castro’s Beard-Hung Dynasty-Ron Paul-Bigfoot Bitches
September 16th Edition – 2011 (SatireWorld.com) Reporter Walter Bucket’s News Briefs From Around The World…..
Full StoryHeadline News Round-Up:Thursday, September 8th – Birth Control Mints-Bomb Booths-Obama Bombs-McCain Brain-The Al-Qaeda Dance
September 8th Edition – 2011 (SatireWorld.com) Reporter Walter Bucket’s News Briefs From Around The World…..
Full StoryHeadline News Round-Up:Wednesday,September 7th – Obama’s Popeye-Slob Jobs-Al Sharpton-Viagra-Zombies
September 7th Edition – 2011 (SatireWorld.com) Reporter Walter Bucket’s News Briefs From Around The World…..
Full StoryHeadline News Round-Up:Saturday, September 3rd -Earthquakes-Dollie Lama-Brain Cells-AARP Nudity-Commie MSNBC
September 3rd Edition – 2011 (SatireWorld.com) Reporter Walter Bucket’s News Briefs From Around The World…..
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