Archive for 'Science & Tech'
Taliban Sneaks Armored Forces To Support Islamic Fighters in Syrian Rebellion
Damascus, Syria – (SatireWorld.com) Further escalation by outside forces in the Syrian civil war was caught on a Predator drone surveillance camera. Taliban forces from Afghanistan herded a full battalion of armored camels under cover of darkness across the Iraqi-Syrian border this past weekend.
Full StoryWoman Delivers World’s Fattest Triplets In Miracle Birth…NFL Promises a Signing Bonus!
Sacramento, CA – (SatireWorld.com) A California woman may have broken a world record when she gave birth a set of triplets who weighed more than 30 pounds each.
Full StoryUN Ponders Cloning Extinct Wooly Mammoths As New Global Food Source
United Nations- New York City – (SatireWorld.com) The United Nations Special Committee on Global Nutrition has partnered with Nickoli Butechefski, a noted Russian genome theorist, in developing a strain of DNA to be used in cloning an extinct species for a possible new global food source.
Full StoryChiropractor Has License Suspended Over ‘Intravaginal Massage’ Allegations
Jasper, GA – (SatireWorld.com) A Georgia chiropractor is accused of sexually violating three female patients by using a controversial medical procedure he calls ‘Intravaginal massage.’ The Georgia State Medical Board says there is no recognized procedure anywhere on their list of approved medical treatments.
Full StorySurgeons Perform First Successful G-Spot Transplant
Baltimore, MD – (SatireWorld.com) While transplants of the heart, kidneys, corneas, and other body parts have been successful for many years, doctors have just completed the first successful g-spot transplant.
Full StoryRare 1923 Photo Reveals the Origin of the Easter Egg
Smithsonian Institute-(SatireWorld.com) A previously unpublished photo from the Smithsonian’s archives sheds light on a subject once thought of as purely myth. The photo explains the origin of the Easter Egg, and the annual rite of springtime’s re-birth that Americans celebrate today.
Full StoryMagic Frame Company Hacked By Spammers and Porn Sites
Denver, CO – (SatireWorld.com) Magicframe.com is currently marketing their product for Father’s Day. Their featured item is a picture frame that, connected through wifi, receives and displays pictures from loved ones. The manufacturer is currently heavily marketing the item for Father’s Day for a cost of about $90 (“three easy payments of $29.95″).
Full StorySecret Michael Jackson Clones Discovered In Monastery
Taos, NM – (SatireWorld.com) Several clones of Michael Jackson, made a few years before his death, have been discovered in a Catholic Monastery in the New Mexico mountainous desert. The young boys, all aged between three and six years old, are being raised happily by the priests.
Full StoryAfter Reading Facebook Valued At $95 Billion, Internet Inventor Al Gore Sues For Unpaid Royalties
Oakridge, TN – (SatireWorld.com) Former United States Vice President and Internet inventor Al Gore filed a lawsuit today in Federal Court against Facebook. Gore claims that the social networking giant, which was recently valued at $95 billion, has never paid him the 2% royalty that he should be receiving.
Full StoryRussia Press Reports UFO Debris Found In Siberian Forest
Otradnensky,Siberia – (SatireWorld.com) The 6-foot wide metal cylinder partially made of titanium steel was found near Otradnensky, a village two thousand miles from Moscow. Locals have labeled it as space junk, a UFO fragment, or the fuel tank of an American ballistic missile. The story changes from bar to bar as spirit fortified Siberians exaggerate [...]
Full StoryChu on This! Secretary of Energy Says He Gets “A” for Doubling Gas Prices!
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) University of California Graduate, Climate Change Proselytizer and Nobel Prize winner Steven Chu, who doesn’t own a car, told a Congressional hearing that he deserves ‘stellar’ marks for guiding gas prices from $1.85 a gallon to $3.85 during his tenure in the Obama administration.
Full StoryDepartment of Energy Underwrites Firefighting Costs For The Chevy Volt. $4.4 Million Allocated.
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) In a concerted effort to boost flagging sales for the cornerstone automobile of the Greenies, the Obama Administration sought to increase the Chevrolet Volt purchaser tax credit from $7,500 to $10,000. But still, buyers are as scarce as a snow shovel in Miami.
Full StoryGay Chinese Couple Die While Attempting ‘Time Travel’ Experiment
Chow Mein City, China – (SatireWorld.com) Two homosexual factory workers in southern China have committed suicide in an attempt to travel back in time. The young men decided to end their lives after one of them lost a remote control to a door and feared the consequences, China Daily reports.
Full StoryDepartment of Energy Funded ‘Green’ Lightbulb To Cost Consumers $50 Apiece
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) The U.S. government last year announced a $10 million award (the “L Prize”) for any manufacturer who could create a “green” but affordable LED light bulb. Today, a winner was announced!
Full Story20,000 Year Old Spoof/Satire Story Discovered On Cave Wall In France
Cirque d'Estre, France – (SatireWorld.com) On Sunday, December 18, 1994, Jean-Marie Chauvet led his two friends, Brunel and Hillaire, on the Cirque d'Estre toward the far off cliffs. A slight draft of cool air emanating from a small opening at the end of a small cave attracted his attention on a previous trip, and he [...]
Full StoryEpidemic Out Of Control In England
Priapus-on-the-Rise(UK) – (SatireWorld.com) An epidemic of Small Cox is now out of control in England, causing the country to be blockaded by a multi-national Naval force and the airports to be closed. Other countrys are attempting to contain the disease in London and surrounding areas and to keep it from spreading outside of the nation.
Full StoryThe Subterranean Rift Under Haiti’s Capitol Described As…’Almost As Big As Throckmorton Turdblossom’s Butt Crack!’
Port au Prince, Haiti – (SatireWorld.com) A large crack which opened 6 miles below Port au Prince, Haiti will eventually become larger says noted scientist Caswell Goodbody from Rochester University.
Full StoryPacking Error Causes Concerns For International Space Station Astronauts
Dorkistan Rocket City – (SatireWorld.com) It was revealed today that last weeks Russian supply mission to the space station resulted in a packaging error where thousand of doses of the popular male sex enhancement drug Viagra was sent to unsuspecting astronauts circling the Earth in the International Space Station.
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