Archive for 'Science & Tech'

Date Night With Caitlin Jenner and Chaz Bono!

Hollywoodie, CA – (satireworld.com) This is getting a little confusing out in Hollywood-land with ‘he’s’ turning into ‘she’s’ and ‘she’s’ becoming ‘he’s’ with a transgender boom that’s confusing people and driving tradition dating roles obsolete.

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Al Gore Speaks to the Flat Earth Society

London UK – (satireworld.com) Al Gore was invited to speak at the May meeting of the modern day Flat Earth Society (FES) London Branch (LB) about his theories of greenhouse gases causing Global Warming/Climate Change and the catastrophic results. Mr. Gore, 15 of his associates and 10 reporters boarded two of his private jets to […]

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West Coast ‘Big One’ Just Months Away Says Experts

San Francisco, CA – (satireworld.com) A new environmental report blames automobiles for the rise in Tectonic activity mainly in the Pacific rim, and at various locations along the eastern seaboard of the US. Advisories have been forwarded to the US West Coast in anticipation of the ‘Big One’ which is expected to strike in the […]

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Governor Advises California Visitors To Bring Own Water

Sacramento, CA – (satireworld.com) In an unprecedented speech about the calamity now being touted as as the Great California Drought, Governor Jerry Brown advised those who will be visiting California to bring along their own water. He hinted that in the foreseeable future some visitors might be turned back from entering the state if they […]

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New Proposed EPA Rule to Ban Condoms

Washington DC- (satireworld.com) The Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) had considered a nationwide ban on plastic supermarket bags or a five cent tax on them because the usual rabid environmental groups claim that these items clog east and west coast ocean inlets/bays, rivers and kill fish.

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Condo Demands DNA Samples From Occupants

Washington DC- (satireworld.com) A newly constructed condominium complex in the southeastern part of the city is requiring all occupants moving into the buildings to provide a DNA sample. The intent is to crack down on tenants with teenagers who Crap (fouling the footpath) on the property in the wee hours of the morning as a […]

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The Last Environmentalist Has left the Planet by 2025

Washington DC – (satireworld.com) The National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) recently announced that a fragment of a comet would be landing in Maryland, near the mouth of the Chesapeake Bay. The inner core of this asteroid was made of tons and tons of frozen Dinosaur poop, e.g. “Crapsicle” and is headed for planet Earth. […]

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Maryland Environmental Groups to be Impacted

Annapolis MD – (satireworld.com) The Maryland Legislature is currently in the process of wrapping up its 2015 session with many lobbyists and activists still at the Capital. An announcement was received from the National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) that a chunk of a comet could be landing in Maryland waters, near the mouth of […]

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Obama’s Politically Correct Fascist Food Police Produce a Report

Washington DC – (satireworld.com) King Barack “5 Guy Hamburgers and Fries Sneak Eater” Obama and Empress Michelle “I love authentic Spanish and French Food over there” Obama, both tastes paid for by USA taxpayers received the Dietary Guidelines Advisory Committee (DGAC) report. This DGAC report would be the basis of the new food pyramid, to […]

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New Ills Plague the Obama White House

Washington DC- (satireworld.com) President Obama appears to be in political trouble again. A group of 47 Republican Senators has published an open letter to Iran specifying that any nuclear development agreement, treaty or deal between the USA and Iran requires US Senate approval, e.g. a 2/3 approval vote in accordance with the US Constitution. Also, […]

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PETA Accepts 13 Retiring Ringling Brothers Circus Elephants

Polk City FL – (satireworld.com) The “Greatest Show on Earth” will soon be without elephants. Ringling Brothers and Barnum & Bailey Circus spokesman P.T. Barnum III announced the phasing out the use of Asian elephants in its shows. A business decision has been made to retire all these animals by 2018.

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US Intelligence Reports North Korea Will Launch Nuke Toward Moon’s Surface This Year

North Korea, (satireworld.com) Life of the Party, and Chairman for Life, Kim Jong -Un announced to the world that the DPNK will set off a 100 megaton nuclear warhead on the surface of the moon sometime this year. The nuclear device will be delivered using a Long Dong military ICBM and will target the mostly […]

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Winter Weather Frustrates Al Gore After Record Cold Snap Breaks 100 Year Records

Nashville, TN- (satireworld.com) Frustrated over seeing his environmental influence being challenged by a wave after wave of extreme cold winter storms that have people scrambling to keep warm in almost every state, ex-vice president and perennial sore loser, Al Gore is at a loss for words and has gone into hiding somewhere on his 7,000 […]

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Obama Blames “Icelandic Tourism” for Climate Change

Washington DC- (satireworld.com) White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest announced that President Obama will hold a press conference in the White House Rose Garden to explain the problems his administration will be facing in the last two years of his presidency. Paramount will be a new theory of Global Warming/Climate Change that explains why the […]

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President Suffering From Vertigo Due to Constant Spinning About Religion

WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com) President Obama was admitted to a DC area hospital today after complaining to aides of dizziness. After an initial examination, doctors determined the President was suffering from vertigo, due to his constant spinning on religion lately. The vertigo was the worst during and just after the President’s remarks today at the […]

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Obama Reverses Himself and Now Supports the Second Amendment?

Washington DC: (satireworld.com) In a strange turn of events President Barack Obama now fully supports the Second Amendment to the US Constitution, “the right of citizens to bear arms.” The president has asked the Republican Congress to mandate that every American purchase an AK 47 Assault Rifle and to levy the appropriate taxes or fees.

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Missing Page from Obama’s SOTU Address Discovered

Washington DC: (satireworld.com) On January 20, 2015 President Obama gave his seventh State of the Union (SOTU) address to a joint session of the Republican controlled Congress, the Supreme Court Justices, White House officials, invited guests, the news media and the American people.

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Obama Admits Global Warming Not Real

Washington DC: (satireworld.com) White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest has signaled that President Obama will make a major policy speech on his return from Saudi Arabia. The president will refute “Global Warming” as a hoax created by former Democratic Vice President Al Gore.

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Obama Administration Sued for $100 Trillion

Washington DC: (satireworld.com) A class action lawsuit has been brought by 20 million US “frequent flyers” against President Obama, the Department of Health and Human Services (HHS), the Federal Aviation Administration (FAA), the Transportation Safety Administration (TSA) and the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA).

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Boy Who Received Real Victoria Secret Model For Christmas Upset Over Where To Place The Batteries

Buffalo, NY-(SatireWorld.com) Kevin Bey seems the normal 15 year old. He likes football, computer games, watching TV, and writing silly little stories that give his sister laughs. Most would say he was just a normal kid with a big imagination. He certainly had enough friends to keep him company and play sports with. But that […]

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Revolutionary New Cloning Process Allows Santa To Deliver A Lingerie Model To Every Teenage Boy This Christmas

North Pole – (satireworld.com) After promising a ‘stocking-stuffer like no other…And actually in a real pair of stockings,’ Santa Claus announced today the new cloning process will allow him to fulfill every male teenagers sexual dream for next Christmas too.

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1795 Time Capsule Buried By Samuel Adams Opened In Boston

BOSTON, MA – (satireworld.com) A time capsule buried by patriots Samuel Adams and Paul Revere in 1795 was unearthed on Thursday in Boston. The more than 200-year-old antique, thought by experts to possibly be the oldest unopened time capsule in the U.S, was located in a granite cornerstone at the Massachusetts State House by workers […]

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High School Common Core Mathematical Problems

Washington DC: (satireworld.com) Secretary of the Department of Education Arne Duncan has announced that in order to graduate from a US high school a five question 8 hour exam will be giving to each graduating senior. The test will show how well the student can read, write and comprehend mathematics based on Common Core concepts. […]

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Stupid Virus Discovered!

Boston, MA – (satireworld.com) A virus that infects human brains and makes us more stupid has been discovered, according to scientists in Boston.

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Another Environmentalist Wacko Idea Proposed

East Anglia UK – (satireworld.com) Two students at the University of East Anglia have undertaken a study that indicates “peeing in the shower” saves water. Surveys of people’s reactions to this proposal have not been done, specifically the ladies! The researchers are trying to convince USA environmentalists “across the pond” of this out of the […]

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White House Lockdown! Nurse Tests Positive For Stupidity After Hugging Obama

Washington,DC – (satireworld.com) For some folks, getting a greeting hug from a famous person could be a life-changer, but for a 41 year old nurse from Long Island, it turned out as a life changer in a very unpleasant way. Nurse Patricia Scurvy-Patceki says battling Ebola was a life and death drama, but meeting President […]

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Obituary-Dr. Victor Frankenstein III, 1939-2014

‘ Transylvania Romania – (satireworld.com) Dr. Victor Frankenstein III a graduate of Transylvania University (TU), Harvard Medical School and former Chief Geneticist at Johns Hopkins Hospital’s untimely death occurred in a bizarre incident this week. Dr. Dr. Victor Frankenstein III would have celebrated his 75th birthday on October 31, 2014 (Halloween).

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Michelle Obama to Replace High Calorie Milk and Juices on School Lunches With Diet Water

The White House – (satireworld.com) Michelle Obama, the self appointed School Lunch Czarina, has made another change in what the children will be permitted to eat.  The First Lady has decided to replace the highly expensive and high calorie milk and/or fruit juice with diet water.

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Bush Administration Hurricane Machine Controls Found in White House Basement

Washington DC- (satireworld.com) First Lady Michelle Obama had the White House basement cleaned to remove all the Bovine Excrement generated for the president by White House Press Secretaries Robert Gibbs, Jay Carney and Josh Earnest. She needed a cool dry place to store all her turnips for this year’s school lunch program.

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Obama calms Ebola fears of media: “I swapped spit with heroic nurse in Dallas and hardly raised a sweat,although Michelle did crap her pants!’

The White House – (satireworld.com) At a tense photo op at the White House after a brief cabinet meeting with his staff to confirm that he had no “F******g” idea on how to get a handle on Ebola in the US, the President expressed complete confidence in his CDC chief saying, “Dr. Thomas Frieden is […]

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