Archive for 'Science & Tech'

CAUGHT! Cheating Hillary Caught Wearing Wireless Ear Bud During Commander-in-Chief Debate

New York City – (satireworld.com) Forget calling Hillary Clinton ‘Crooked Hillary’ from now on. Since sharp-eyed viewers flooded Twitter with photos of Hillary wearing secretive ear bud during the debate over who’s best suited to lead our armed forces. Yes, folks are now calling her ‘Cheating Hillary.’

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Obama Blames US Senate Rejection of Gun Control Legislation for Causing Oklahoma Earthquake

Hangzhou China- (satireworld.com) US President Barack Obama was snubbed by the Chinese government when Air Force One landed in China for his attendance at the G-20 Economic Summit. He had to exit via the rear door of the airplane without the usual red carpet treatment accorded a visiting foreign head of state.

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Reality TV Show Will Place Celebrities Into Earth Orbit For Six Weeks

Hollywood, CA – (satireworld.com) Reality Pictures Television will introduce a new reality series format on cable TV…’The Milky Way Mission,’ will send celebrities into space on a space craft dubbed ‘Hollywood One’. RPT’s agreement is with the Space Expedition Corporation (SXC), which is launching a space travel program for civilians in late 2017.

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ObamaCare May be Dangerous to Your Health

Washington DC – (satireworld.com) Reports have been simultaneously released by the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) and the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) that indicate male condom materials may cause cancer in humans. A number of brands have been tested and only one has been found to contain asbestos.

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Vegan Cannibals Reported in San Francisco

San Francisco CA – (satireworld.com) A town meeting was held with the San Francisco Board of Supervisors (SFBS) to discuss citizen complaints about coyotes living in the “City by the Bay,” eating small dogs and cats.

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Menstrual Psychosis Dogged Hillary Clinton’s FLOTUS Years

Washington DC – (SatireWorld.com) Abandoned for posterity inside her cavernous punani during the notorious 1992-2000 Clinton/Gore period, a rancid tampon may have been behind almost a decade of the former Fist Lady’s bloody tantrums according to the latest forensic psychiatry report.

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Trump: Hillary’s Lingering Illness Due To Visiting Famous Tijuana Donkey Show in March

New York, New York – (satireworld.com) Reports of bombshell allegations being thrown at Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton concerning ailments that claim she suffers from and her reportedly ‘frequent and secret trips’ to Tijuana, Mexico while she prepared for the primary elections are circulating in media centers across the US.

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Hillary Scares Campaign Crowd In Scranton After 12 Minute Trance-like Stare Into Nothingness

Scranton, PA – (satireworld.com) TV cameras turned away as Hillary had ‘another Hillary moment’ in front of almost 350 supporters in Scranton’s Municipal Arena. What was described by several stunned supporters as ‘a stare into nothingness,’ the Democratic candidate stood frozen on the podium with her face locked in a far away stare toward the […]

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Russian Fleet Photo Displayed At DNC Tribute To US Veterans

Gotta love all those military experts over at the DNC….You know, the same people that want to install an equally clueless Democrat as the new Commander-in-Chief!

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By Jove Its War I Say, War!

London UK- (satireworld./com) Queen Elizabeth II called in the new British Conservative Prime Minister (PM) Theresa May and asked her to convene Parliament for a declaration of war against animal rights activists. The Queen was upset that these silly upstart animal rights activists have insulted my great grandchild, three year old toddler Prince George. He […]

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Obama and Putin Agree to Extend New START

Washington DC – (satireworld.com) President Barack Obama is taking a risky executive action aimed at establishing additional nuclear arms reductions, during his final six months in office. The president would extend the New Strategic Arms Reduction Treaty (New START) provisions already negotiated with Russia, thus improving his foreign policy legacy. It is doubtful that the […]

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Maine State Police Search for Missing BBLM Members

Moose Crossing ME – (satireworld.com) The Black Bear Lives Matter (BBLM) chapter located in Brooklyn NY, has recently moved to the state of Maine to help protect black bears from extinction. BBLM members had never seen any black bears roaming in New York City (NYC), thus voicing their concern. The group incessantly searched Manhattan’s Central […]

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Queen Hillary’s Non-Indictment for Mishandling TOP SECRET Material Smells Bad

Washington DC- (satireworld.com) By now everyone in the USA, except the corrupt Democratic Party, knows that Presumptive Democratic Presidential candidate Queen Hillary Clinton is a pathological liar. After her absolution by FBI Director James Comey, supported by Attorney General (AG) Loretta Lynch and President Barack Obama, she has been temporarily let off the proverbial hook. […]

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Experts Warn: Democratic National Convention Will Be Awash With Gonorrhea and Syphilis Sufferers

Burlington, VT – (satireworld.com) Experts have warned the July DNC Convention is edging towards a “sexual health crisis” following federal cuts to STD testing services, as cases of syphilis and gonorrhea have soared among groups taking prominent positions within the Democratic Party.

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Galileo Galilei VI Arrested for Not Being Politically Correct

Rome NY: (satireworld.com) Attorney General (AG) Loretta Lynch has indicted Dr. Galileo Galilei VI for being a politically incorrect heretic because of his published scholarly papers that scientifically show that man-made global warming/climate change is a hoax. A hearing of oral arguments will be held in Washington DC before the US Supreme Court in Mid-October […]

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AG Lynch Randomly Meets Former President Bill Clinton

Phoenix AZ – (satireworld.com) Obama administration Attorney General (AG) Loretta Lynch accidentally ran into former President (FP) Bill Clinton at the Sky Harbor Airport. They met aboard AG Lynch’s private government jet while the airplane was being refueled.

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Republicans and Democrats Agree to the Same Security Measures at their Conventions

Washington DC- (satireworld.com) High ranking officials of the Republican National Committee (RNC) met with high ranking officials of the Democratic National Committee (DNC). The meeting was convened to map out a bipartisan strategy that would prevent and deal with violent protesters at their respective presidential nominating conventions. The RNC national convention will be held in […]

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Pentagon To Repeal Ban on Transgender Troops

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) Men who pretend they are women, and women who pretend they are men, will be able to serve openly in America’s military services as early as next week.

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The National Weather Service has issued a Hillary Alert

Washington DC – (satireworld.com) The National Weather Service (NWS) has issued a “Hillary Alert” for all 50 states. The following bulletin explains the seriousness of a severe weather event caused by Hillary Clinton.

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EPA Investigates Pee Soup Fog as a Pollutant

Washington DC – (satireworld.com) The Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) has dispatched environmental scientists to investigate complaints of air pollution caused by erecting open air urinals in the City of San Francisco CA and allowing homeless people to urinate in the streets of New York NY. The former was a decision by Democratic Mayor Ed Lee […]

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Who Invented the Wheel?

Washington DC – (satireworld.com) Archaeological digs in Iraq (Mesopotamia) and Eurasia (Ukraine) have unearthed relics that substantiate the “wheel” was invented in either of these two locations during the Bronze Age (Circa 3500 BC).

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NASA Cover-up? Respected Astronomer Says Second Sun Exists.

The Internet is no stranger to NASA conspiracy theories. Most of them are so out of left field, they’re impossible to ignore. The latest is no exception, except if you believe in unicorns and pixie dust from Mars.

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New Discoveries about the Fall of the Roman Empire

Rome Italy – (satireworld.com) Dr. Icy Zambini a Professor of Ancient Roman Anthropology at the Italian and Roman School (IRS) has published a new monograph entitled “The Fall of the Western Roman Empire.”

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Trump’s Proposed Southern Border Wall Utilizes New Technology

Trenton NJ – (satireworld.com) Republican Presidential Nominee Donald Trump met at a cow farm in New Jersey with one of his many building contractors, Christi brothers Concrete and Building materials Inc. He was there to observe a breakthrough technology in wall construction that will allow cost effective, speedy wall construction across the US southern border. The […]

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Political Fallout from the Discovery of Fedulium Dioxide

Washington DC- (satireworld.com) Fedulium is the 119th element in the Periodic Table of Elements. Refined Fedulium Trioxide (FdO3) ore was used in the production of North Korea’s so called Hydrogen bomb. Fedulium Trioxide ore is only found in North Korea as Fedulasaurus poop. Fedulasaurus was a small dinosaur that went extinct 65 million years ago, […]

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Black Bear Attack Reported in Central Maryland

Baltimore MD – (satireworld.com) Four environmentalists were flown by helicopter to the Shock Trauma Center at the University of Maryland Medical Center for treatment of being mauled, scratched and bitten by a black bear in Howard County. None of the injuries is life threatening.

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ObamaGun Field Testing Demonstrates Weapon’s Failures

Washington DC – (satireworld.com) President Obama is taking one more “shot” at limiting American’s 2nd Amendment rights with another federal government rush to force so-called “smart gun” technology on the firearms industry. The president wants to begin with law enforcement officers as guinea pigs.

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Ten Pork Producing States Sue the Obama Administration and Michelle Obama

Des Moines Iowa – (satireworld.com) The US Department of Agriculture (USDA) has sent notices of heavy fines being levied for inappropriate use of food funding in school districts of 10 pork producing states. USDA charges that federal government funds were spend on other food products than those items specified in First Lady Michelle Obama’s 2013 […]

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University of Chicago Adds Two Philosophy Classes on Transgender Issues

Chicago IL – (satireworld.com) The Chairman of the Philosophy Department at the University of Chicago has announced the addition of two new philosophy classes beginning in the upcoming fall semester of 2016. These classes are required for politically correct liberal philosophy majors. However, these classes are elective minors for conservative students (if there are any […]

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JOHN KERRY DYNAMIC TRIBUTE TRILOGY III: KERRY DECLARES WAR ON LORD XENU (I WAS AGAINST SCIENTOLOGY BEFORE I WAS FOR IT!)

The Batshit Avenue Scientology Community People’s Temple – (satireworld.com) John Kerry is a man of the world, but now his flip-flopping has soared astronomically, to the point where it’s on a genuinely cosmic scale.

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