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Unintended Consequences of Persecuting AP Reporters Revealed
Washington DC – (SatireWorld.com) The gathering of information by the US Department of Justice (DOJ) on Associated Press (AP) reporters via seizing their business, cell phone and home telephone records has had unintended consequences.
Full StoryCape Cod and Islands Brace for Tropical Disturbance “Michelle” threatening Tourist Season!
Cape Cod, MA – (SatireWorld.com) The national news media was not on the scene when the Weather Channel’s ‘master of disaster’ Jim Cantori flew in to Hyannis, MA yesterday with his advance team anticipating the whirlwind arrival of Michelle Obama who threatened to take an extended ‘sabbatical’ from her stressful duties of mentoring her campaigning [...]
Full StoryEditorial: Susan Rice Needs to Apologize to the American People
A SATIREWORLD EDITORIAL: Obama administration apologist, White House senior adviser Dan Pfeiffer made the rounds of the five Sunday talk shows. He invoked illogical arguments as to why President Barack Obama wasn’t told about the IRS scandal and defended his boss about the response to the Islamic terrorist attack on the US Embassy in Benghazi [...]
Full StoryNYC Mayoral Candidate Anthony Weiner Releases First TV Ad
New York City – (SatireWorld.com) Opening the 30 second TV ad with a cheesy smile and his arm around his equally chessy wife, Anthony told NYC voters that he’s ‘pretty hard to beat!”
Full StoryHomeland Security Agents Monitoring Multiple Tea Party IRS Protests Across the Country
There were multiple reported sightings of agents with the Department of Homeland Security at several Tea Party-led IRS protests in states like Missouri, Florida, Illinois and Indiana. The peaceful rallies that occurred across the country on Tuesday were sparked by the IRS’ unfair targeting of conservative groups — one of the several scandals the Obama [...]
Full StoryWhite House Clean-Up Being Considered
Washington DC – (SatireWorld.com) The General Services Administration (GSA) has initiated the bidding process for clean-up and refurbishment contractors to ready the White House for the new occupant in January 2017.
Full StoryAnchorage Sets New Snowfall Record – Al Gore Unavailable For Comment!
Anchorage, Alaska – (SatireWorld.com) Snow for 232 straight days…it took over 30 years for Anchorage to set a new record for the longest snow season on record.
Full StoryBarack Obama…”I know nothing! Nothing, I tell you, nothing!”
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Sergeant Hans Schultz is a fat, moustached comical character in the old TV show Hogan’s Heroes. Masterfully played by the actor John Banner. Schultz is a bumbling, obese sergeant in a Nazi German POW camp branded Stalag 13, who, when confronted by evidence of the Allied prisoners’ covert activities, will simply [...]
Full StoryWhite House Press Secretary Plans to Resign
Washington DC-(SatireWorld.com) White House Press Secretary Jay Carney announced that he will be leaving his current position at the end of July 2013 for employment elsewhere.
Full StorySigmund Freud Contacts Satire World
Dear Editor: I felt as a professional psychiatrist I had to contact Satire World about Philbert of Macadamia’s story of May 16, 2013 entitled “Former NAACP Official to Meet With Tea Party Leaders.”
Full StoryDescendants Of Cortez Have Sights On Taking Over North America.
Mexico City, Mexico – (SatireWorld.com) Having already taken over all of South and Central America, the Latino population of the New World now have their sights on taking over the northern hemisphere as well.
Full StoryObama Administration Policies Fail the Smell Test
Washington DC-(SatireWorld.com) The Government Accountability Office (GAO) has charged the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) with spending $1 billion on developing a Fecal Matter Odor Detector (FMOD).
Full StoryMSNBC’s Chris Matthews….”I’ve Lost That Tingling Feeling”
MSNBC Land – (SatireWorld.com) It’s OK Chris, the tingle loss won’t last. Most everyone knows MSNBC anchor Chris Matthews is in love with President Barack Obama and his recent outburst has surprised many.
Full StoryFormer NAACP Official to Meet With Tea Party Leaders
Washington DC- (SatireWorld.com) Julian Bond, former Chairman of the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People (NAACP), said during an MSNBC TV interview that it’s only right and just that the federal government and the Internal Revenue Service (IRS) target tea party groups. He added Tea party groups are, after all, “overtly racist” and [...]
Full StoryNumber 44 to be Sent Back Down to the Minor Leagues
Washington DC- (SatireWorld.com) The owner of the Washington National Democrats, “Mr. and Mrs. We The People” called his Wunderkind hitter/pitcher Barack Obama into the front office for a chat about his dismal major league record with the team. “Mr. and Mrs. We The People” also own the Washington National Republicans.
Full StoryRep. Sheila Jackson-Lee….A Congressional Boss With A Mouth Like A Toilet!
US Congress – (SatireWorld.com) A lot of politicians give nicknames to their aides. George W. Bush famously referred to his attorney general, Alberto Gonzalez, as “Fredo.” Mitch Daniels, then head of the Office Of Management And Budget, was known as “The Blade.” Barack Obama reportedly called VP Joe Biden “Einstein.”
Full StoryWhite House To Add Laugh Track Audio During All Jay Carney Press Conferences
The White House – (SatireWorld.com) White House press secretary Jay Carney on Tuesday again referred questions about the collection of Associated Press phone records to the Department of Justice, stating that President Barack Obama remained a “strong defender of the First Amendment.”
Full StoryAnthony Weiner Enlarging His Staff After Fears Of Stiff Competition In NYC Mayoral Run
New York, NY – (SatireWorld.com) Disgraced ex-congressman Anthony Weiner has increased the size of his staff in preparation for his run for mayor of New York City. Two sources said that they couldn’t tell SatireWorld the staffer’s name or what position he/she will assume under the former Congressman.
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