Archive for 'US News'

Ben and Jerry’s Ice Cream Supports BLM

Burlington VT – (SatireWorld.com) Ben and Jerry’s Ice Cream Company has joined the Black Lives Matter (BLM) movement. The company posted a statement on its website signed by the founders that identify their positions on issues such as racism, civil rights/equal justice, police shootings of black Americans and that the lives of those people serving […]

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Boy 16 Builds Anatomically Correct Girl From Legos

Seattle, WA – (SatireWorld.com) Mavis Gillard almost fainted when she opened her son’s bedroom door and caught David Jr. with what appeared to be a naked girl in bed. A first she wanted to scream bloody murder, but on taking a closer look she knew something was more than a little odd. The Blond-haired vixen […]

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In the Event That I Should Lose to……………….

Washington DC – (SatireWorld.com) Democrat Hillary Clinton and Republican Donald Trump have had their respective political camp’s aides drafting both acceptance and concession speeches for the evening of the November 8, 2016 Presidential Elections. Both candidates reluctantly prepared concession speeches and the drafts have been obtained by WikiLeaks!

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Another March on Washington DC Planned

Washington DC- (SatireWorld.com) At the White House breakfast table President Obama was reading the Sports Section of USA Today (golf news), while First Dog Bo got the International News section to use as his indoor potty patch.

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Huma’s Weiner Brings Down Hillary In Stunning October Surprise

Westchester County, NY – (SatireWorld.com) The FBI is probing new emails related to Hillary Clinton, FBI Director James Comey said in a Friday letter to lawmakers upon which many on Capitol Hill considered a re-opening of the Hillary server investigation that was closed in early July by Director Comey. That action was considered partisan politics […]

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Administration of UC Berkeley Agrees to More Student Safe Spaces

Berkeley CA – (SatireWorld.com) Students at the University of California, Berkeley (UC Berkeley) held a protest demanding that the University create both “safe spaces” for transgender students and “spaces of color” for non-white students on campus. A wall of protesters also prevented white students from studying in the Student Union and stopped traffic at the […]

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More Nonsense About Gender Neutrality

Fullerton CA – (SatireWorld.com) California State University at Fullerton (Cal Fullerton) liberal arts students apparently don’t have enough to do between classes, e.g. possibly study for exams! These students adopt social causes to protest about, such as “Gender Neutrality.”

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Federal Government Yard Sale, Everything Must Go

Washington DC – (SatireWorld.com) A Marxist couple named Obama currently renting an old White House along Pennsylvania Avenue have been told by the Real Estate Agent (Uncle Sam) that they must vacate the premises by Mid-January of next year. The property owners (American people) demand the current tenants leave in accordance with sections of a […]

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Clinton and Warren Within 3 Points in Nasty Women Poll

Boston, MA – (SatireWorld.com) Both Hillary Clinton and Elizabeth Warren are statistically tied in a recent CNN poll covering which Democrat is the Nastiest Women in the World. The poll is within the margin of error and seasoned polling experts consider it a tie.

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Hillary Lies, But DNA Doesn’t

Chappaqua NY – (satireworld.com) There has been a compilation of evidence that indicates Hillary Clinton is a pathological liar, who has lied to Congressional Committees and the American people. The most flagrant lies are about the Benghazi Libya Islamic terrorist attack and cover-up, and sending classified TOP SECRET emails over a non-secured home server. President […]

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Hillary’s Sordid Sex Life Exposed in National Publication

Hollywood, CA – (satireworld.com) Hillary Clinton is a secret sex freak who paid fixers to set up illicit romps with both men AND women…That’s the blockbuster revelation from a former Clinton family operative who is sensationally breaking ranks with his one-time bosses to speak to to the American voter directly in blockbuster revelation of the […]

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Latest Trump ‘Groper’ Claim Shows Hillary’s Sexual Desperation

Blountstown, FL – (satireworld.com) The left is getting nervous as ‘The Donald’ isn’t going away into the sunset amid heated claims of sexual misconduct. In fact, all propped up charges of groping and un-warranted advances have been dispelled as fabrications including the latest from a Clinton campaign worker who claims she was groped by Trump […]

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US Congress Actually Did Something Bipartisan, Really?

Washington DC – (satireworld.com) Emergency rooms all over the USA suddenly experienced a huge influx of Coronary Infarction (heart attacks) patients on September 29, 2016.

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The Latest Common Core Education Mandate

Washington DC: (satireworld.com) WikiLeaks has released a copy of a draft proposal by the Department of Education to improve the essay writing skills of graduating high school seniors (in their 18th year). The new regulation would apply to all 50 states via a series of practice exams. In order to graduate a similar final exam […]

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Hillary Returns Compliment…Gets Nude For Madonna

New York City – (satireworld.com) Madonna joined her colleague Katy Perry in getting naked to encourage Americans to head to the polls on Election Day. In photos posted to her Twitter account Wednesday morning, the 58-year-old “Vogue” artist shed her clothes to endorse Democratic candidate Hillary Clinton. Earlier this week singer Katy Perry shed her […]

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Creepy Clowns Strike Fear in Blountstown Florida

Blountstown, Florida – (satireworld.com) Residents and authorities in in the sleepy panhandle town of Blountstown, Florida, have been on high alert since a resident reported seeing two “creepy clowns” staring at her from across a road as she walked her dog. Calhoun County Sheriff deputies are concerned after it emerged that a Facebook viral video, […]

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White House To Provide Mental Health Counseling For Fans After Brad Pitt/Angelina Jolie Split

Hollywood, CA – (satireworld.com) The planet is shocked — SHOCKED! — at the news Tuesday that Angelina Jolie filed for divorce from Brad Pitt…now comes the usual wave of government help for those snowflakes that require support and safe places in order to recover from the shock and resulting grief.

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World War II Japanese Army Unit Finally Surrenders in Philippine’s Jungle Hideout

Manila, Philippines – (SatireWorld.com) Back pay mathematics is going to be a real tough chore for the Japanese Army paymaster to estimate in the next few months. Especially paychecks for the 134 men who’ve been on continuous combat duty in the mountains of the Philippines since 1944.

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The DNC Claims Hillary Is Still A Virgin

Chapel Hill, NC – (satireworld.com) Walk on water? Converse with the Almighty? Bend steel in her bare hands? None of the above when it comes to the latest news from the ever-truthful Democratic National Committee! According to DNC staffers Hillary Clinton is now a virgin! How and why is beyond comprehension but the latest memos […]

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Doctors Release Hillary’s Health Report

York, Pennsylvania – (satireworld.com) Doctors who’ve attended to the fainting prone Hillary Clinton have issued a complete health report describing in detail the ex-secretary of state’s overall health, and in doing so, painted a rosy picture.

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Donald J.Trump Promises To Give Hillary ‘First Ride/Last Ride’ On New Air Force One Plane

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) Presidential candidate Donald Trump promised supporters in rural Pennsylvania that when he takes possession of the new Boeing 747 known as ‘Air Force One,’ he’ll give Hillary Clinton her first and last ride back to New York City.

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HUD Announces Further Plans to Encourage Diversity in American Neighborhoods

Washington DC – (satireworld.com) The US Department of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) is implementing the “Affirmatively Furthering Fair Housing (AFFH) rules,” a set of rules that allows changing local zoning laws. HUD’s bureaucrats in Washington DC will statistically determine when a given wealthy (white) residential area in the USA does not have an adequate […]

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The Real Reason for Obama’s War on Coal

Charleston, WV – (satireworld.com) At a news conference held in this once thriving coal producing state, the founder of WikiLeaks announced that in the coming weeks thousands of Hillary Clinton’s destroyed or non-existent emails will be released. The latest batch of emails concern Hillary Clinton’s failed polygraph tests (lie detector) relative to her obtaining a […]

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‘Was She Intoxicated?’ Hillary Stumbles and Loses Shoe at 9-11 Memorial

New York City, NY (satireworld.com) Hillary Clinton had a “stumble episode” that required her to leave a 9/11 commemoration ceremony early, a law enforcement source who witnessed the event told SatireWorld.com.

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Report of Clown Sightings Put Washington DC Residents on Edge

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) Reports of scary Democratic Party Clowns lurking in the shadows and trying to lure innocent voters into the murkiness of Washington, DC political promises and lies have patriotic families in a frenzy, Democratic candidates nervous, and Twitter users all jittery.

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NASA Releases Unexplained Occurrences in Space Report

Washington DC – (satireworld.com) The National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) recently released a report summarizing unexplained experiences of US Astronauts, in the last 10 years, while on space missions. Many of the strange occurrences happened during extra-vehicular activities (space walks) and went unreported in the mainstream media, for example.

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Smithsonian Institution Department of US Historical Antiquities Contacts Former President Clinton

To: WJ Clinton@H&B Foundation.org From: Mr. Harry Dickson Esq. Subject: Re Missing Historical Artifacts Date: September 7, 2016 Former President Clinton: Mr. President I represent the Smithsonian Institution Department of US Historical Antiquities (SIDUSHA) and we are in the process of trying to bring our collection of presidential memorabilia up to date for the History […]

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Obama Blames US Senate Rejection of Gun Control Legislation for Causing Oklahoma Earthquake

Hangzhou China- (satireworld.com) US President Barack Obama was snubbed by the Chinese government when Air Force One landed in China for his attendance at the G-20 Economic Summit. He had to exit via the rear door of the airplane without the usual red carpet treatment accorded a visiting foreign head of state.

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International Liars Club to Honor Hillary Clinton with an Award

Hollywood CA – (satireworld.com) The International Liars Club Governing Board sent Democratic Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton an invitation to speak at their 2016 annual meeting to be held at the Hollywood Bowl on Sunday September 4, 2016 at 6:00 PM PDT. Former US Secretary of state and US Senator (D-NY) Hillary Clinton graciously accepted the […]

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Lost? Scared? Heading For A Pre-Election Bladder Seizure?? Latest Mobile Tools Alert Clinton Family Of Hillary’s Location, Status, Bloodpressure C*unt, etc

New York City – (SatireWorld.com) “So far none of her mobile apps, wearables or social media site contacts appears to have been infiltrated,” a campaign mouthpiece said today amid reports that Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton has been security tagged with a high tech ankle bracelet that alerts Bill, Chelsea and/or much of the Clinton […]

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