Archive for 'World News'
North Korea Fires Rockets in Show of Force!
DMZ- Korea (SatireWorld.com) Protesting the lack of media coverage ever since the Boston Bombings swept North Korean leader Kim Jong Un’s childish antics from the breaking news, North Korean medium range rockets splashed into waters bordering the Hermit Kingdom.
Full StoryItaly’s Silvio Berlusconi’s notorious “bunga bunga” parties featured strippers dressed as President Barack Obama
Rome, Italy – (SatireWorld.com) According to sworn testimony by a Karima el-Mahroug, the alleged underage prostitute at the center of the scandal, the embattled former Italian prime minister hired women to perform stripteases in sexy nurse, sexy nun and sexy Barack Obama costumes.
Full StoryNostradamus predicted Michael Jackson’s death in 1555!
Paris, France – (SatireWorld.com) In 1555, a French Renaissance occultist and seer, the famous Nostradamus predicted: Quatrain CXXV ‘In the year of our Lord 2009, will come a dark moon over the pale face of a black man called Son of Jack, he would unite with a tender virgin of royal birth and be born [...]
Full StoryIranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Faces 74 Lashes For Election Fraud
Theran, Iran – (SatireWorld.com) After accompanying his former chief of staff to register for June’s presidential vote, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad may face punishment if charged with breaking electoral rules.
Full Story500 lb. Bigfoot Baby Spots Elvis in UFO
Amos,MO – (SatireWorld.com) Reginald Toaster, the famous 500 pound baby (now aged 17) allegedly fathered by Bigfoot, reported to the Ft. Smith, Arkansas Police Department that he had seen the late Elvis Presley. “The King was dressed in his famous white jumpsuit. I done seen him leave the Daylight Donuts and fly away in a [...]
Full StorySingles Websites to Adjust Category Answers Due to Participant Desire to be Average
Truth or Consequences, NM – (SatireWorld.com) Several major matchmaker websites for singles have jointly decided to change criteria for physical looks in their sites. The reasons given included a large number of falsehoods by subscribers in describing their individual characteristics and attributes.
Full StoryC.D.C. Determines The Laboratories Cause Cancer In Rats and Mice
Atlanta GA – (SatireWorld.com) The Centers for Disease Control, in a joint study with the Food and Drug Administration, the Mayo Clinic, and Johns Hopkins University announced today that laboratories cause cancer in expirimenatal test rodent subjects.
Full StoryNew Diet Craze Sweeping Nation: The M & M’s Diet
Mars, New Hampshire – (SatireWorld.com) Nutrition experts at candy company M&M Mars have released the newest weight lost method to hit the market: the M&M’s diet. Selections from an interview with company spokesman, Skip Jackson, are listed below:
Full StoryEditorial: Let’s Keep The Boy Scouts Straight
Satire World Editorial: This month, the Boy Scouts of America are supposed to announce their decision in regards to allowing openly gay members and leaders into their program. This possible change in the 100+ year old organization is due to political and economic pressure from government and the politically correct.
Full StoryQatar Officials: ‘Ancient Greek Statues Depicting Nude Men Must Wear Burka’
Doha, Qatar – (SatireWorld.com) Greece has pulled two ancient statues of nude males from an Olympic exhibition in Doha after Qatari authorities insisted on veiling them.
Full StoryBoston Designates Friday “Throw A Paper Airplane At A Mosque” Day
Boston, MA – (SatireWorld.com) In remembrance of the people killed and injured and in memory of all of the pain, anguish, and suffering caused by the recent Boston Marathon bombing incident, city officials have designated this Friday as “Throw a Paper Airplane at a Mosque Day.” The event, which is designed to help the people [...]
Full StoryAmazon.com Reports Kim Jung Un Has Ordered 1000 Pressure Cookers
DMZ-North Korea – (SatireWorld.com) North Korean Leader Kim Jun Un has ordered 1000 pressure cookers to be shipped to Pyongyang, according to a sales report released by Amazon.com. The dimunitive dictator, said a spokesman for the company, is either “wanting a bunch of kim chee really fast or is going to try to copycat the [...]
Full StorySatireWorld’s Top 10… ‘Only in America’
OK….This is SatireWorld’s Top 10 – ‘Only in America’
Full StoryFemale US Sailor Beats Dubai Taxi Driver’s Ass After Rape Attempt
Dubai UAE – (SatireWorld.com) An off-duty U.S. navy sailor wrestled a Dubai bus driver to the ground and beat him into submission after he tried to rape her at knifepoint on Jan. 19, a courtroom heard Wednesday.
Full StoryCan Muslims Ever Be Good Americans or Canadians?
Planet Earth- (SatireWorld.com) This is certainly a thought to ponder after repeated attacks and planned attacks against both countries. Maybe this is why our American/Canadian Muslims are so quiet and not speaking out about any atrocities. When was the last time (if ever) an Islamic leader called out and has taken the responsible road of [...]
Full StoryWhen Asked About a 12 Year Old and An Adult Relationship, An Algerian TV Iman Justifies Pedophilia
Camel Dung, Algeria – (SatireWorld.com) Chems Eddine, a popular television imam in Algeria, had this to say when presented with the case of a 37-year-old man “in love” with a 12-year-old girl:
Full StoryMexico City and New York City Become Sister Cities
Mexico City- (SatireWorld.com) Mayor Pedro Bloomberg (a distant cousin of the NYC mayor) sponsored a non-binding resolution that asks the city’s restaurants, cafes and cantinas to voluntarily remove salt shakers from their tables. Mayor Pedro Bloomberg feels Mexico City residents are consuming too much salt and this temptation should be removed from sight. So far there [...]
Full StoryDistracted Driving Case Goes to Court
Annapolis MD – (SatireWorld.com) Maryland’s Democratic controlled legislature seems to ignore the state’s real long term economic problems that have difficult solutions. They then create problems and feel good solutions that divert people’s attention, but are then ignored.
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