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Obamacare Offers Free Female Genital Mutilation To Preserve Chastity
Boston, MA – (SatireWorld.com) Civil libertarians have questioned the recent Obama Administration’s support of a provision in Obamacare where large medical convoys organized by the Democratic party wander through rural America performing free medical examinations and procedures on people, including female circumcision, or female genital mutilation, in violation of US law, conventions and treaties signed [...]
Full StoryScapolamine , Not George Bush, Blamed as Reason for World’s Financial/ Social Meltdown!
Bogota, Columbia – (SatireWorld.com) Reports out of Bogota, Columbia, now affirm that the social and financial morass rampant around the globe was not the fault of George Bush After all!
Full StoryCanadian Conundrum Continues in Gender “Box” Identification Confusion!
Port Dover, Canada – (SatireWorld.com) The Canadian government admitted today that they are stumped over how to classify an influx of EU citizens flooding the country over fears of unrest, anarchy, crimes against nature, sodomy, football (soccer) riots, high taxes, not to mention political correctness and ‘uman rights!
Full StoryAfter Reading Facebook Valued At $95 Billion, Internet Inventor Al Gore Sues For Unpaid Royalties
Oakridge, TN – (SatireWorld.com) Former United States Vice President and Internet inventor Al Gore filed a lawsuit today in Federal Court against Facebook. Gore claims that the social networking giant, which was recently valued at $95 billion, has never paid him the 2% royalty that he should be receiving.
Full Story5,000 Moslems in England To Move To Falkland Islands
London (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) Slightly over 5000 British Moslems, most of whom were born in the Middle East, have announced plans to relocate to the Falkland Islands. As the current population of the Falklands is less than 3200, this will give the area a new look and a new majority culture.
Full StoryEnglish Courts Rule That Despite Sharia Law, Sheep Will Not Be Permitted To Compete In Miss London Competition
London (UK)-(SatireWorld.com) A court decision in London has caused massive unrest among the city’s growing Moslem/Muslim population. Several native Arabs marched on the streets in their neighborhoods protesting what they say is a racial and religious slur by English courts. At issue is the ability of sheep to be entered into the Miss London competition [...]
Full StoryIranian Rear Admiral Threatens New York City With Iran’s Warships
Tehran, Iran – (SatireWorld.com) The Islamic Republic of Iran said Tuesday that it has the ability to position a naval vessel within three miles of the East Coast of the United States.
Full StoryNew National Holiday, Star Wars Day, Announced for May 4th By Congress
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) The United States Congress has voted that May 4th (which falls on a Friday this year) will become a new National Holiday. This day, to be called Star Wars Day, will be observed as other holidays are, with the closing of banks, schools, post offices, and non-essential Government offices. Other non-essential [...]
Full StoryNoted Canadian Proctologist and Astronomer Claims to Have Found the Vaunted “G” Spot, But Not Where You Think!
British Vancouver, Canada – (SatireWorld.com) British Vancouver outdoorsman, adventurer,coroner, proctologist and Professor of Obscure Sexual Practices, Sir Dr. Victor Nicholas, stirred hysteria amongst colleagues today stating that at long last he’s found the mythical “G” spot!
Full StoryWoe Mart Retains “Barracuda Barrister”; Counter Sues US Over Alleged Bribery Charges in World Court!
Benton, AR – (SatireWorld.com) Woe Mart, the international retail giant with ‘a few business ties to China’, has come under fire after charges of graft, corruption, and bribery surfaced in Mexico over the granting of building permits, causing the company to retain UK Barrister Baroness Regina Montgomery, known in the trade as the “The Barracuda [...]
Full StoryCancellation of IMDb Daily Poll Causes Rioting, Hunger Strikes, Suicides
Las Cruces,NM – (SatireWorld.com) Late last week, the Internet Movie DataBase (IMDb) stopped placing their daily poll and daily quote/trivia on their homepage on the web. Instead, they told readers that these items could now be found on their Facebook page. Loss of the daily poll, which generally brought about 20,000 voters (world wide) to [...]
Full StoryThrockmorton P. Turdblossom “The Country Boy Advice Column”
Dear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom, It seems like life ain’t fair if’n yer a straight, white, Christian feller.
Full StoryObama Administration To Remove White House Rose Garden and Install Presidential Swimming Pool and Hot Tub
The White House – (SatireWorld.com) The Obama Administration announced that a major remodeling and renovation of the White House grounds will take place this spring and summer. The Rose Garden, a fixture since being planted during the Woodrow Wilson administration, will be removed to install an in-ground fiberglass pool and hot tub. A charcoal grill [...]
Full StoryMichelle Obama Promises Not To Wear Thong Bikini To Beach Again This Year
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) First Lady Michelle Obama promised that she would not wear a thong bikini on the beach during her summer vacation this year, as she did last year on her trip to Martha’s Vineyard. The news caused swimsuit manufacturers and tentmakers to scramble to be the company to provide Mrs. Obama with [...]
Full StoryFacebook To Take Control Of United States Elections In 2014
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Beginning with the 2014 mid-term elections, Facebook will take over the voting and poll stations in the United States. Instead of voters having to leave their homes and drive to their local school, fire station, city hall, or other building to vote, they will be able to log on to their [...]
Full StoryFrance’s Sarkozy Invokes EU Law Against ‘Dwarf Tossing’ in Bid to Maintain Power!
Paris, France – (SatireWorld.com) Diminutive French President Nicholas Sarkozy, behind in the polls and threatened with being the first one term president since 1981, called on the Council of Ministers in Brussels to enforce their rules against ‘Dwarf Tossing’ as he struggles to win re election.
Full StoryKim Jung Un Sets July 4th for New Rocket Launch: Jimmy Carter to Light Fuse!
Rocket City, North Korea – (SatireWorld.com) Brushing off the recent advancement in North Korean inter-gallactical space travel after their transporter failed to launch, beloved leader Kim Jung announced today he’d try again on July 4th of this year and guaranteed a successful lift off.
Full Story‘Over 150 Survivors Were Trapped Inside The Titanic For Up To 5 Years,’ Claims Naval Expert
Woods Hole, MA – (SatireWorld.com) After reveiwing almost 5,000 digital photographs taken from inside the sunken luxury liner the Titanic, a Woods Hole scientist has concluded that there were survivors who lived inside the ship for up to five years after it slipped beneath the waves on April 14th, 1912.
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