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Editorial: Let’s Keep The Boy Scouts Straight
Satire World Editorial: This month, the Boy Scouts of America are supposed to announce their decision in regards to allowing openly gay members and leaders into their program. This possible change in the 100+ year old organization is due to political and economic pressure from government and the politically correct.
Full StorySatireWorld’s Top 10… ‘Only in America’
OK….This is SatireWorld’s Top 10 – ‘Only in America’
Full StoryDistracted Driving Case Goes to Court
Annapolis MD – (SatireWorld.com) Maryland’s Democratic controlled legislature seems to ignore the state’s real long term economic problems that have difficult solutions. They then create problems and feel good solutions that divert people’s attention, but are then ignored.
Full StoryA Good Deed Goes Bad
El Paso, Texas – (SatireWorld.com) I thought that I was being a nice guy. I really thought that what I planned to do on Easter Sunday would bring smiles to faces and make people happy. Instead, I ruined some people’s day.
Full StoryMayor Bloomberg Seeks To Outlaw Q-tips In New York City
New York City – (SatireWorld.com) After his recent setback on his attempt to outlaw soft drinks in New York City, Mayor Bloomberg has set his sights on a new product: Q-tips. The popular cotton swab used to clean out ears, remove make-up, clean car parts, and other intricate work will soon go the way of [...]
Full StoryTasteless! Obama refuses to eat after mysterious deaths leave position of Taster to the President unfilled!
The White House – (SatireWorld.com) The White House has linked the President’s obvious weight loss to their inability to fill the “Food Taster’ position after a series of coincidental and unexplained deaths by at least 3 former union workers who held the dubious job.
Full StoryJust a Few Days After Testifying on the Need For More Gun Control, Gabby Gifford’s Husband Buys AR-15 and .45 Pistol, Once Caught, Then Claims “It Was a Joke”!
Phoenix, AZ – via Breitbart news Mark E. Kelly, gun-control proponent and husband to former Congresswoman Gabby Giffords, recently purchased an AR-15 (an “assault weapon,” he called it), which he now says he intended as an illustration of the need for more stringent gun laws. Kelly reportedly bought the AR-15, high capacity magazines, and a [...]
Full StoryAmerican Student Punished for Refusing to Recite Mexican Pledge
McAllen, TX – (FOX Radio) A Texas high school student has filed a federal lawsuit against her school and her teachers after she was punished for refusing to salute and recite the Mexican pledge of allegiance.
Full StoryLiberals Berate Responsible Gun Owners; Embrace the Biggest Taxpayer Funded Child Killer
SatireWorld.com There were 506 homicides in Chicago last year, home of one of the nation’s toughest gun laws, and home to the President of the United States. From 1965 to last year the total was 22,033 in Chicago Land.
Full StoryThe 2013 Gun Grab…Why Sen. Dianne Feinstein is Full of Crap!
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Sen. Dianne Feinstein (D-Calif.)—author of the federal “assault weapon” and “large” ammunition magazine ban of 1994-2004—has announced that on the first day of the new Congress—January 3rd— she will introduce a bill to which her 1994 ban will pale by comparison.
Full StoryEditorial: SatireWorld Speaks About Gun Control
SATIREWORLD EXCLUSIVE The murder of the 26 children and adults in Newtown was a horrible tragedy. Without a doubt it was violence past the extreme of reality. The real issue isn’t the hardware of murder at all, but it’s what has happened to our young people’s values during the last 30 years or so.
Full StorySocial Security…How The US Government Runs The Ultimate Ponzi Scheme
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) The only thing wrong with the government’s calculation of available social security funds is they forgot to factor in the people who paid into the system but died before they could collecf their first social security check. Where did all that money go?
Full StoryAmerica the Grotesque: Winning Ugly!
On The Park Bench With CAPTAIN AMERICA – (SatireWorld.com) There’s not much you can say about your country when it is hi jacked by know-nothing academics, screaming liberal ‘journalists’, dishonest incumbents, and 50% of the electorate who chose not to read, listen, absorb, or care about the facts in the most important election since the [...]
Full Story90,000 Hetero Brits Tired of “UK Futbol” Turn out for Patriots Vs Rams in London!
Londonstan (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) In a sparkling testament to testosterone and heterosexual preference, London proved today that ‘Yes, Harold, American Football lives in the UK!
Full StorySatireWorld’s…Patriot of the Week ….. ALLEN WEST
West Palm Beach, FL – (SatireWorld.com) On Friday night, Rep. Allen West (R-FL) spoke at the Palm Beach County Friends of the NRA annual banquet, where he delivered a historical review of the Second Amendment.
Full StoryRoyal Photo Flap! Prince Charles Banned From Reviewing Royal Troops After Groping Affair
Buckingham Castle (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) Royal watchers were astounded after a royal edict came down that forbid Prince Charles from attending any parade or inspection functions at any military bases across Britain. This is in response to public furor aver a recent tabloid article published on Wednesday.
Full Story‘Over 150 Survivors Were Trapped Inside The Titanic For Up To 5 Years,’ Claims Naval Expert
Woods Hole, MA – (SatireWorld.com) After reveiwing almost 5,000 digital photographs taken from inside the sunken luxury liner the Titanic, a Woods Hole scientist has concluded that there were survivors who lived inside the ship for up to five years after it slipped beneath the waves on April 14th, 1912.
Full StoryAfter 1400 Years of Inbreeding…It’s Time Someone Added Chlorine To The Gene Pool
(From an article by Brian Fischer) Nicolai Sennels is a Danish psychologist who has done extensive research into a little-known problem in the Muslim world…the disastrous results of Muslim inbreeding brought about by the marriage of first-cousins.
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