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Satire World Editorial: This month, the Boy Scouts of America are supposed to announce their decision in regards to allowing openly gay members and leaders into their program. This possible change in the 100+ year old organization is due to political and economic pressure from government and the politically correct.Full Story
OK….This is SatireWorld’s Top 10 – ‘Only in America’Full Story
Annapolis MD – (SatireWorld.com) Maryland’s Democratic controlled legislature seems to ignore the state’s real long term economic problems that have difficult solutions. They then create problems and feel good solutions that divert people’s attention, but are then ignored.Full Story
El Paso, Texas – (SatireWorld.com) I thought that I was being a nice guy. I really thought that what I planned to do on Easter Sunday would bring smiles to faces and make people happy. Instead, I ruined some people’s day.Full Story
New York City – (SatireWorld.com) After his recent setback on his attempt to outlaw soft drinks in New York City, Mayor Bloomberg has set his sights on a new product: Q-tips. The popular cotton swab used to clean out ears, remove make-up, clean car parts, and other intricate work will soon go the way of [...]Full Story
Tasteless! Obama refuses to eat after mysterious deaths leave position of Taster to the President unfilled!
The White House – (SatireWorld.com) The White House has linked the President’s obvious weight loss to their inability to fill the “Food Taster’ position after a series of coincidental and unexplained deaths by at least 3 former union workers who held the dubious job.Full Story
Just a Few Days After Testifying on the Need For More Gun Control, Gabby Gifford’s Husband Buys AR-15 and .45 Pistol, Once Caught, Then Claims “It Was a Joke”!
Phoenix, AZ – via Breitbart news Mark E. Kelly, gun-control proponent and husband to former Congresswoman Gabby Giffords, recently purchased an AR-15 (an “assault weapon,” he called it), which he now says he intended as an illustration of the need for more stringent gun laws. Kelly reportedly bought the AR-15, high capacity magazines, and a [...]Full Story
McAllen, TX – (FOX Radio) A Texas high school student has filed a federal lawsuit against her school and her teachers after she was punished for refusing to salute and recite the Mexican pledge of allegiance.Full Story
SatireWorld.com There were 506 homicides in Chicago last year, home of one of the nation’s toughest gun laws, and home to the President of the United States. From 1965 to last year the total was 22,033 in Chicago Land.Full Story
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Sen. Dianne Feinstein (D-Calif.)—author of the federal “assault weapon” and “large” ammunition magazine ban of 1994-2004—has announced that on the first day of the new Congress—January 3rd— she will introduce a bill to which her 1994 ban will pale by comparison.Full Story
SATIREWORLD EXCLUSIVE The murder of the 26 children and adults in Newtown was a horrible tragedy. Without a doubt it was violence past the extreme of reality. The real issue isn’t the hardware of murder at all, but it’s what has happened to our young people’s values during the last 30 years or so.Full Story
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) The only thing wrong with the government’s calculation of available social security funds is they forgot to factor in the people who paid into the system but died before they could collecf their first social security check. Where did all that money go?Full Story
On The Park Bench With CAPTAIN AMERICA – (SatireWorld.com) There’s not much you can say about your country when it is hi jacked by know-nothing academics, screaming liberal ‘journalists’, dishonest incumbents, and 50% of the electorate who chose not to read, listen, absorb, or care about the facts in the most important election since the [...]Full Story
Londonstan (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) In a sparkling testament to testosterone and heterosexual preference, London proved today that ‘Yes, Harold, American Football lives in the UK!Full Story
West Palm Beach, FL – (SatireWorld.com) On Friday night, Rep. Allen West (R-FL) spoke at the Palm Beach County Friends of the NRA annual banquet, where he delivered a historical review of the Second Amendment.Full Story
Buckingham Castle (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) Royal watchers were astounded after a royal edict came down that forbid Prince Charles from attending any parade or inspection functions at any military bases across Britain. This is in response to public furor aver a recent tabloid article published on Wednesday.Full Story
Woods Hole, MA – (SatireWorld.com) After reveiwing almost 5,000 digital photographs taken from inside the sunken luxury liner the Titanic, a Woods Hole scientist has concluded that there were survivors who lived inside the ship for up to five years after it slipped beneath the waves on April 14th, 1912.Full Story
(From an article by Brian Fischer) Nicolai Sennels is a Danish psychologist who has done extensive research into a little-known problem in the Muslim world…the disastrous results of Muslim inbreeding brought about by the marriage of first-cousins.Full Story