Archive for 'Headlines of the Day'

Commentary: These Cultural Appropriation Moms Vote!

Moms are freaking out that ‘Moana’ costume is ‘cultural appropriation’ By Jane Ridley, NY Post, October 16, 2017 | 4:51 pm | Updated The scariest thing this Halloween for New York moms isn’t zombies or ghouls — it’s politically incorrect costumes.

Full Story

Meet The One-legged Man Who’s Actually Busier Now As A One-Legged Ass Kicker

Durham, NC – (satireworld.com) Morris Helms says he’s never been busier! The retired veteran, who looks a healthy 50 instead of being a few days away from turning 65, says ever since he read an ad looking for contestants in a local amateur mixed martial arts contest he’s been very busy on Saturday nights. “ […]

Full Story

Pentagon Recalls Past Korean Combat Veterans To Counter North Korean Threats

The Pentagon – (SatireWorld.com) The manpower pinch coupled with the effects of the sequester is straining Army fitness and readiness standards. Two major conflicts in the last 18 years, and a renewed North Korean threat, has forced the Pentagon’s top brass to re-think ways to fill the ranks of front line defenses with highly trained […]

Full Story

Blountstown Florida’s Gold Strike Adds Scores of New Millionaires

Blountstown, FL – (satireworld.com) The Blountstown Chamber of Commerce released a long anticipated report concerning the effects and repercussions the recent discovery of multiple gold deposits have had on the small rural Florida panhandle community. Massive nuggets and almost pure gold flakes have placed the once sleepy Florida town on the map of richest places […]

Full Story

God “Sick and Tired of Being Everybody’s Damn Witness”

HEAVEN– (SatireWorld.com) The Lord God Almighty has had it up to his Charlton Heston-like brow with people who say “as god is my witness” when they want to underscore a statement or a threat.

Full Story

Trump Win For The Little Guy

New York Post author: Michael Goodwin And so this is how the Obama era of Hope & Change really ends. With the world turned upside down, and with President Obama having to pass the baton to Donald Trump. That is going to be one helluva inauguration.

Full Story

Hillary Clinton Blames Stunning Presidential Loss on SatireWorld

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Knowing you’re about to get your ass kicked still doesn’t make it any more pleasant when it finally happened to Hillary Clinton. But in Hillary Clinton’s world it’s all the more bitter when it’s done by spoof artist pundits who get a kick out of making douchebags like the Clinton Cabel […]

Full Story

(Photo Edition) FBI Reports: Federal Jail Cell Being Repainted For Hillary

Leavenworth, KS – (SatireWorld.com) FBI sources have revealed to SatireWorld that a make-over is planned for a specific third-floor cell in the woman’s section of Leavenworth Federal Penitentiary in Kansas. The source says it’s planned to house Hillary Clinton after what they believe will be a quick trial due to the massive amount of evidence […]

Full Story

Huma’s Weiner Brings Down Hillary In Stunning October Surprise

Westchester County, NY – (SatireWorld.com) The FBI is probing new emails related to Hillary Clinton, FBI Director James Comey said in a Friday letter to lawmakers upon which many on Capitol Hill considered a re-opening of the Hillary server investigation that was closed in early July by Director Comey. That action was considered partisan politics […]

Full Story

‘Grand Theft Election’….It’s The Same Old Game For Democrats

Miami, FL – (SatireWorld.com) The closet geeks inside the Hillary Clinton presidential campaign are besides themselves with the success of their latest video game conceived in the back rooms of Chicago machine politicians, and financed by shady unions, off shore untraceable ‘donations’ and the financial web of the inscrutable George Soros. ‘Grand Theft Election’, now […]

Full Story

Donald J.Trump Promises To Give Hillary ‘First Ride/Last Ride’ On New Air Force One Plane

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) Presidential candidate Donald Trump promised supporters in rural Pennsylvania that when he takes possession of the new Boeing 747 known as ‘Air Force One,’ he’ll give Hillary Clinton her first and last ride back to New York City.

Full Story

Blue Dog Dems Rally Support In New Chandra Levy Murder Probe

Washington DC – (SatireWorld.com) Pals of Gary Condit, the former US Congressman exonerated in the federal investigation of murdered 24 year-old DC intern Chandra Levy, are amassing an evidence dossier of ‘rogue’ Party members suspected of a cover-up in the 2001 Rock Creek Park killing.

Full Story

Meet The Most Overlooked, Under Appreciated, Left Out Voter In America

AMERICA – (satireworld.com) With the 2016 US presidential elections shaping up to be one of the hottest in decades, each candidate is carefully pandering to a smorgasbord of special-interest groups, ranging from gay, lesbian, and transgender people to children of illegal immigrants, to working mothers, mothers of black thugs who were shot by the police, […]

Full Story

Ex-DNC Chairwoman Debbie Wasserman-Schultz Called Out As ‘ Soured Smelly Douchebag’ By Fellow Democrat

Washington, DC- (SatireWorld.com) Congresswoman Debbie Wassertman-Schultz (D-FL)has again put her size eleven clodhopper in her mouth after she falsely accused one time Jewish buddy Allan Greyson (D-FL) of attempting to ruin Obamacare by trying to unbalance the budget screwed up by President Barack Obama and addressing the National Debt ceiling.

Full Story

EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS! Presidential Candidate Hillary Clinton and Aide Huma Abedin Arrested By FBI

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) Sources in the highest levels of the FBI are privately saying that an arrest warrant was issued for Democratic Presidential candidate, crime boss, and former First Lady, Hillary Clinton after reports of Justice Department Secretary Lynch was caught at a secret meeting with Bill Clinton.

Full Story

Obama’s 7 Deadly Sins (Posted on January 13, 2016 by John Myers, Personal Liberty Digest)

There are two kinds of pride, both good and bad. “Good pride” represents our dignity and self-respect. “Bad pride” is the deadly sin of superiority that reeks of conceit and arrogance. — John C. Maxwell, American author

Full Story

Editorial: Failed President Obama’s Legacy

Washington DC- (satireworld.com) Failed President Barack Obama is a Democratic Marxist empty suit, former Chicago community organizer and divider of White and Black US citizens (race card player). This president won’t say “Islamic terrorism,” while Americans of all faiths were killed on American soil in an Islamic terrorist attack in San Bernardino, California.

Full Story

Democrat Uninvited From Debate Because of Her Looks

LAS VEGAS – (satireworld.com) The vice-chair of the Democratic National Committee (DNC), Hawaii Democrat Tulsi Gabbard, was told by the head of the DNC that she would not be allowed to attend the first Democratic presidential debate. At first, Gabbard thought the reason for her invitation being rescinded was because she has been asking the […]

Full Story

Is Obama Really A ‘Dickhead’? Russia’s Vladimir Putin thinks so!

Moscow, Russia – (satireworld.com) Is US President Barack Obama a dickhead? Well, forensic scientists in Moscow seem to believe so and have released medical files as proof, some dating back to 2000 that reportedly show Barack Obama’s unique cranial cerebellum composition.

Full Story

The Most Overlooked Voter In America is Pissed!

AMERICA – (satireworld.com) With the 2016 US presidential elections shaping up to be one of the hottest in decades, each candidate is carefully pandering to a smorgasbord of special-interest groups, ranging from gay, lesbian, and transgender people to children of illegal immigrants, to working mothers, mothers of black thugs who were shot by the police, […]

Full Story

I just lost another Facebook friend

I just lost another Facebook friend. (satireworld.com) She started a diatribe defending Obama and saying how much he loved this country and how much he was doing for this country. She said that people who opposed him were just selfish and looking out for themselves (which is the definition of selfish, but I didn’t point […]

Full Story

Editor’s Sunday Rant….

Bargis Tryhol’s rant for Sunday……….. You listening McConnel and Bohner? As a candidate we need someone who says ‘we’re sick and tired and we’re not going to take it anymore’ and means it! Someone who snaps back at a reporter’s slanted question. Someone who just ‘tells it like it is’ without the spin and bullcrap. […]

Full Story

Conservatives File Class Action Suit Because Liberals Not Sharing Things to be Offended By

Cairo, IL – (satireworld.com) A class action lawsuit has been filed on behalf of the nation’s tens of millions of conservatives because liberals are holding a monopoly on things to be offended by. Conservatives said they had finely had enough when it was noticed that liberals were being offended by every freakin’ thing under the […]

Full Story

Hillary’s Amnesia During ‘Hillary Re-Loaded Part II’ Event in NYC

New York City, NY – (satireworld.com) You can almost imagine music playing a tune that reminds a listener of ‘come out-come out-wherever you are’ as Hillary emerges from months in a rabbit hole of silence hoping voters will forget just how corrupt her campaign has been so far and how lying is almost a virtue. […]

Full Story

#NOT READY FOR HILLARY!

Realizing that it’s only April I began to shutter in HORROR as it dawned on me we will be bombarded ad nausea with projectile vomiting, lying, vile invectives from the LEFT as we head into the Presidential election debacle.

Full Story

Oklahoma vs Illinois…A Comparision of Right versus the Corrupt

Illinois and Oklahoma : Look at these two states,it makes for an interesting contrast. The first part is about Illinois and the second part is about Oklahoma!

Full Story

Young Brits Now Claiming That British Sharia Law…’Not All That Bad After All’

London, England – (satireworld.com) British Security Forces went to Defcon security level 11 for the first time since the war in the Falklands, as thousands of Muslim protestors kneeled and prayed on the steps of Parliment in order to force the government to institute more demands for England’s swelling muslim population .

Full Story

How To Piss Off A Driver With An Obama Bumper Sticker Still On Their Car

Orlando, FL – (satireworld.com) Getting even with Obama-bots can be fun! Making them furious is even more fun!

Full Story

Obama Insists Islam “Woven Into the Fabric of USA Since Founding”

WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com) While rambling on and on this week from his make-believe terrorism summit, which was more like a fantasy draft camp for the Al Sharpton’s of the Islamic religion in America, President Obama reminded all of us of the importance that Islam played in the founding of our country. If he would […]

Full Story

Finding Wifes Phone Number On Men’s Room Wall Doesn’t Deter ‘The World’s Happiest Man’

Brighton, MA-(satireworld.com) Happy’ Ed Gleeson is without a doubt the ‘Happiest Man in the World!’ He’s earned this distinctive title by never frowning, never being angry, and always having an upbeat and positive attitude.

Full Story