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Hillary Clinton Blames Stunning Presidential Loss on SatireWorld

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Knowing you’re about to get your ass kicked still doesn’t make it any more pleasant when it finally happened to Hillary Clinton. But in Hillary Clinton’s world it’s all the more bitter when it’s done by spoof artist pundits who get a kick out of making douchebags like the Clinton Cabel […]

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Ben and Jerry’s Ice Cream Supports BLM

Burlington VT – (SatireWorld.com) Ben and Jerry’s Ice Cream Company has joined the Black Lives Matter (BLM) movement. The company posted a statement on its website signed by the founders that identify their positions on issues such as racism, civil rights/equal justice, police shootings of black Americans and that the lives of those people serving […]

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(Photo Edition) FBI Reports: Federal Jail Cell Being Repainted For Hillary

Leavenworth, KS – (SatireWorld.com) FBI sources have revealed to SatireWorld that a make-over is planned for a specific third-floor cell in the woman’s section of Leavenworth Federal Penitentiary in Kansas. The source says it’s planned to house Hillary Clinton after what they believe will be a quick trial due to the massive amount of evidence […]

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In the Event That I Should Lose to……………….

Washington DC – (SatireWorld.com) Democrat Hillary Clinton and Republican Donald Trump have had their respective political camp’s aides drafting both acceptance and concession speeches for the evening of the November 8, 2016 Presidential Elections. Both candidates reluctantly prepared concession speeches and the drafts have been obtained by WikiLeaks!

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Huma’s Weiner Brings Down Hillary In Stunning October Surprise

Westchester County, NY – (SatireWorld.com) The FBI is probing new emails related to Hillary Clinton, FBI Director James Comey said in a Friday letter to lawmakers upon which many on Capitol Hill considered a re-opening of the Hillary server investigation that was closed in early July by Director Comey. That action was considered partisan politics […]

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Clinton Supporters Rush To Northern Border In Mass Exodus

Ottawa, Canada – (satireworld.com) The rising flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased patrols to stop the illegal immigration. The recent successes of the Trump campaign are prompting an exodus among Hillary Clinton supporters who fear they’ll soon be required to become […]

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More Nonsense About Gender Neutrality

Fullerton CA – (SatireWorld.com) California State University at Fullerton (Cal Fullerton) liberal arts students apparently don’t have enough to do between classes, e.g. possibly study for exams! These students adopt social causes to protest about, such as “Gender Neutrality.”

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‘Grand Theft Election’….It’s The Same Old Game For Democrats

Miami, FL – (SatireWorld.com) The closet geeks inside the Hillary Clinton presidential campaign are besides themselves with the success of their latest video game conceived in the back rooms of Chicago machine politicians, and financed by shady unions, off shore untraceable ‘donations’ and the financial web of the inscrutable George Soros. ‘Grand Theft Election’, now […]

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Federal Government Yard Sale, Everything Must Go

Washington DC – (SatireWorld.com) A Marxist couple named Obama currently renting an old White House along Pennsylvania Avenue have been told by the Real Estate Agent (Uncle Sam) that they must vacate the premises by Mid-January of next year. The property owners (American people) demand the current tenants leave in accordance with sections of a […]

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Hillary Lies, But DNA Doesn’t

Chappaqua NY – (satireworld.com) There has been a compilation of evidence that indicates Hillary Clinton is a pathological liar, who has lied to Congressional Committees and the American people. The most flagrant lies are about the Benghazi Libya Islamic terrorist attack and cover-up, and sending classified TOP SECRET emails over a non-secured home server. President […]

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Manila Philippines Mayor Claims City’s 100% Gay Milestone Has Been Achieved in 2016

Manila, Philippines – (SatireWorld.com) The Manila City Council held a prime time news conference to announce some good news for the city by the bay inhabitants…We’re 100% Gay Now! The anticipated goal of a fully gay Asian city was reached January of 2016.

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World War II Japanese Army Unit Finally Surrenders in Philippine’s Jungle Hideout

Manila, Philippines – (SatireWorld.com) Back pay mathematics is going to be a real tough chore for the Japanese Army paymaster to estimate in the next few months. Especially paychecks for the 134 men who’ve been on continuous combat duty in the mountains of the Philippines since 1944.

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Donald J.Trump Promises To Give Hillary ‘First Ride/Last Ride’ On New Air Force One Plane

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) Presidential candidate Donald Trump promised supporters in rural Pennsylvania that when he takes possession of the new Boeing 747 known as ‘Air Force One,’ he’ll give Hillary Clinton her first and last ride back to New York City.

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‘Was She Intoxicated?’ Hillary Stumbles and Loses Shoe at 9-11 Memorial

New York City, NY (satireworld.com) Hillary Clinton had a “stumble episode” that required her to leave a 9/11 commemoration ceremony early, a law enforcement source who witnessed the event told SatireWorld.com.

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NASA Releases Unexplained Occurrences in Space Report

Washington DC – (satireworld.com) The National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) recently released a report summarizing unexplained experiences of US Astronauts, in the last 10 years, while on space missions. Many of the strange occurrences happened during extra-vehicular activities (space walks) and went unreported in the mainstream media, for example.

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Smithsonian Institution Department of US Historical Antiquities Contacts Former President Clinton

To: WJ Clinton@H&B Foundation.org From: Mr. Harry Dickson Esq. Subject: Re Missing Historical Artifacts Date: September 7, 2016 Former President Clinton: Mr. President I represent the Smithsonian Institution Department of US Historical Antiquities (SIDUSHA) and we are in the process of trying to bring our collection of presidential memorabilia up to date for the History […]

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International Liars Club to Honor Hillary Clinton with an Award

Hollywood CA – (satireworld.com) The International Liars Club Governing Board sent Democratic Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton an invitation to speak at their 2016 annual meeting to be held at the Hollywood Bowl on Sunday September 4, 2016 at 6:00 PM PDT. Former US Secretary of state and US Senator (D-NY) Hillary Clinton graciously accepted the […]

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Political Correctness and Chicago’s Inner City Schools

Chicago IL – (satireworld.com) Todd Starnes of Fox News writes, “If the progressive academic radicals at Princeton University have their way, the New Jersey school will soon be man-free.” The private university wants to eradicate the word “man” from its vocabulary. It’s all part of an effort to get folks to start using “gender inclusive […]

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Blue Dog Dems Rally Support In New Chandra Levy Murder Probe

Washington DC – (SatireWorld.com) Pals of Gary Condit, the former US Congressman exonerated in the federal investigation of murdered 24 year-old DC intern Chandra Levy, are amassing an evidence dossier of ‘rogue’ Party members suspected of a cover-up in the 2001 Rock Creek Park killing.

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Olympian Legend Michael Phelps Disqualified for Urinating in the Olympic Pool

Rio Olympic Village – (SatireWorld.com) When you have to go, well, you just have to go! But for 20 time Olympic record gold medalist Michael Phelps a tell tale yellow stream lead to his expulsion from future competitions in any Olympic-sized pool.

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Maybe The Cure For Gun Violence Is Right Under Our Noses

Atlanta, GA – (satireworld.com) Whenever you hear the politicians on the left, or their supportive media friends, start talking about gun control proposals it’s always in the name of ‘common sense’. So we on the right have thoroughly researched the issue and have come up with a form of Gun Control that makes common sense, […]

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BATF Employee Admits Masturbating While On The Job Preparing Illegal Gun Owner Lists

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) A senior official at the Bureau of Alcohol,Tobacco,and Firearms Office of Inspector General testified Wednesday that a a 57 year old career BATF official stored thousands of illegal gun owner records on file on his government computer, and has admitted to watching porn and ‘choking-the-chicken a lot’ while at work, sometimes […]

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Street Mural of Almost Nude Hillary with Money Stashed in Belt Making St. Petersburg Seniors Sick

St.Petersburg, FL – (satireworld.com) Retired folks over at the Sunset Acres Mobile Home Park have had it! First, it was the BlackLivesMatter marches in a predominately white retiree neighborhood by Alzheimer patients from a nearby nursing home who were given a donut and a phony 100 dollar bill by George Seros operatives to…’stir things up […]

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Hillary: “It’s a Vast Far Left/Right Wing Conspiracy By Putin and the Republicans!”

Philadelphia PA – (satireworld.com) The Democratic National Committee (DNC) has claimed that their confidential files were hacked of very incriminating emails about dirty tricks (shades of Republican President Richard Nixon). These shenanigans were for rigging the Democratic primary elections against Hillary Clinton’s socialist challenger Senator Bernie Sanders (I-VT). The DNC then made DNC chair Debbie […]

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By Jove Its War I Say, War!

London UK- (satireworld./com) Queen Elizabeth II called in the new British Conservative Prime Minister (PM) Theresa May and asked her to convene Parliament for a declaration of war against animal rights activists. The Queen was upset that these silly upstart animal rights activists have insulted my great grandchild, three year old toddler Prince George. He […]

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Meet The Most Overlooked, Under Appreciated, Left Out Voter In America

AMERICA – (satireworld.com) With the 2016 US presidential elections shaping up to be one of the hottest in decades, each candidate is carefully pandering to a smorgasbord of special-interest groups, ranging from gay, lesbian, and transgender people to children of illegal immigrants, to working mothers, mothers of black thugs who were shot by the police, […]

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Hillary Riding High As DNC Paints Rosy Picture Of Her Past ‘Military Service’ and Arkansas ‘Beauty Pageant’ Winnings

Philadelphia, PA – (satireworld.com) Just How Stupid Does Hillary Think Voters Are? The Democratic National Convention kicked off today with swirling rumors there was collusion between Debbie Wasserman-Schultz emails and Hillary Clinton concerning the sabotage of the Bernie Sanders Presidential campaign. This accusation highlights the unfair Clinton advantage that cost millions of dollars from Bernie […]

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Hillary’s Hacked Emails Show Her Involvement in Failed Turkish Coup

Ankara Turkey – (satireworld.com) Rumors of US involvement in Turkish affairs have been circulating around Turkey’s capital city following the failed coup by the military to oust Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan. US President Barack Obama has been known to stick his nose into other country’s internal politics, e.g. Honduras, Israel, Scotland leaving the UK, […]

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Ex-DNC Chairwoman Debbie Wasserman-Schultz Called Out As ‘ Soured Smelly Douchebag’ By Fellow Democrat

Washington, DC- (SatireWorld.com) Congresswoman Debbie Wassertman-Schultz (D-FL)has again put her size eleven clodhopper in her mouth after she falsely accused one time Jewish buddy Allan Greyson (D-FL) of attempting to ruin Obamacare by trying to unbalance the budget screwed up by President Barack Obama and addressing the National Debt ceiling.

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Obama and Putin Agree to Extend New START

Washington DC – (satireworld.com) President Barack Obama is taking a risky executive action aimed at establishing additional nuclear arms reductions, during his final six months in office. The president would extend the New Strategic Arms Reduction Treaty (New START) provisions already negotiated with Russia, thus improving his foreign policy legacy. It is doubtful that the […]

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