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Distracted Driving Case Goes to Court
Annapolis MD – (SatireWorld.com) Maryland’s Democratic controlled legislature seems to ignore the state’s real long term economic problems that have difficult solutions. They then create problems and feel good solutions that divert people’s attention, but are then ignored.
Full StoryObama Calling For Knife Control Laws After Houston College Stabbing Spree
Houston, TX -(SatireWorld.com) President Barack Obama has called for both political parties to “come to their senses and come to a consensus” after a stabbing at a Texas Community College left fourteen people with injuries.
Full StoryDisappearance of the Mayan Civilization Investigated
Southern Mexico- (SatireWorld.com) Archeologists have uncovered the 1,300 year old remains of a Mayan prince entombed within a royal complex at the ancient city of Uxul, located near the Guatemalan border. The Mayan’s prophesized the end of the world on December 21, 2012, that failed to occur and this dig provides new insights into their [...]
Full StoryThrockmorton P. Turdblossom “The Country Boy Advice Column”
Dear Capitalist American Pig-Dog Throckmorton P. Turdblossom, My country will very soon launch missiles which will crush your imperialistic government and put your people under the command of me, the President for Life of the People’s Republic of North Korea.
Full StoryNorth Korea Becoming President Obama’s Munich
Washington DC – (SatireWorld.com) North Korea is a boil on the ass of the world needing lancing, yet President Obama continues to treat this rogue regime as if they can be negotiated with. Sounds like Iranian déjà vu all over again.
Full StoryKim Jong Un Invites Jane Fonda To Visit North Korea
Pyongyang, North Korea – (SatireWorld.com) Kim Jong Un, current dictator of North Korea, has invited “Hanoi” Jane Fonda to visit his country. The actress, exercise video star, and political activist is most famous for her stance on the Vietnam War and her treasonous acts towards the United States Government and individual American soldiers during that [...]
Full StoryUS Army Recalls Past Service Veterans To Face Possible No Korea Attack
The Pentagon – (SatireWorld.com) The manpower pinch coupled with the sequester is straining Army fitness and readiness standards. Two major conflicts in 10 years, and a renewed Korean threat, has forced the Pentagon’s top brass to re-think ways to fill the ranks of front defenses with trained soldiers.
Full StoryJoe Biden Vows ‘To Be The First In’ During Any No. Korea Nuke Strike
With the possiblity of North Korea escalating on the threat of a nuclear attack aginst US bases and possibly Hawaii or the westcoast of the US mainland, Joe Biden reassured Democrats during a recent California speech that he’ll ‘personally take the fight to the enemy.’
Full StoryJoe Biden Says ‘North Korea Cannot Have Nukes Without A Universal Background Check’
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) The powers at the White House are downplaying the recent war drum rhetoric from militant generals in North Korea concerning a possible pre-emptive nuclear weapon strike against the US or its Pacific military bases.
Full StoryOnce Mothballed US Battleships New Jersey, North Carolina, Iowa, and Missouri Sail Once Again Toward North Korea
Somewhere in the Pacific Ocean – In a scene reminiscent of a WWII era news reel, four of America’s remaining battlewagons steamed across the Pacific Ocean on their way to combat stations off the shores of Communist North Korea.
Full StoryMSNBC-’North Korea Suffers From a Failure to Communicate’
Pyongyang North Korea – (SatireWorld.com) Kim Jong Un the Supreme Leader of North Korea spoke at a meeting of the Supreme People’s Assembly about building more nuclear weapons and the economy being his priorities. He also warned that the Korean Peninsula had entered a “state of war.”
Full StoryA Good Deed Goes Bad
El Paso, Texas – (SatireWorld.com) I thought that I was being a nice guy. I really thought that what I planned to do on Easter Sunday would bring smiles to faces and make people happy. Instead, I ruined some people’s day.
Full StoryDocuments Reveal…Adolph Hitler was Often Pranked on April Fool’s Day!
Bonn, Germany – (SatireWorld.com) A recently discovered trove of unseen Nazi secret documents dating from the Hitler era, disclosed a secret many allied intelligence services have overlooked for more than 65 years….Adolph Hitler was color blind and a real bad sport about practical jokes.
Full StoryNorth Korean Army Attacks Seoul For Snacks and Cheeseburgers
Seoul, South Korea – (SatireWorld.com) Today at dusk over 45 divisions of crack North Korean troops swarmed over the DMZ and attacked the capitol city of South Korea setting fires, looting stores and shops ending a 60 year armistice that was frequently broken over disputed boundaries and vast political reunificationissues.
Full StoryPublisher Reveals Autobiography of Debbie Wasserman Shultz’s College Days Will Not Be Titled “Taming of the Shrew”
Palm Beach, FL – (SatireWorld.com) Gaines Publications announced today that, contrary to popular rumor, the autobiography of Congresswoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz will not be titled “Taming of the Shrew.” The book, which covers the years of the current Democratic Party Chairman while she was a student at The University of Florida, is expected to be [...]
Full StoryStarships Arrive Over Earth’s Cities For Exodus
Washington DC-(satireWorld.com) The blue and white star ships with six pointed stars adorning their surfaces began arriving over Earth’s major cities in February. The interstellar ships arrival time was known only by personnel of Communication with Extraterrestrial Intelligence (CETI), the president of the USA and the prime minister of Israel. CETI personnel could not believe [...]
Full StoryBy Presidential Order, Nebraska’s Largest City to Change Name to “Obamaha”
Omaha, NE – (SatireWorld.com) Effective April 1st, the city of Omaha, Nebraska will undergo a slight change. Two letters will be added to the name to make it “Obamaha, Nebraska” in honor of the President of the United States.
Full StoryMayor Bloomberg Seeks To Outlaw Q-tips In New York City
New York City – (SatireWorld.com) After his recent setback on his attempt to outlaw soft drinks in New York City, Mayor Bloomberg has set his sights on a new product: Q-tips. The popular cotton swab used to clean out ears, remove make-up, clean car parts, and other intricate work will soon go the way of [...]
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